halvar

@halvar@lemy.lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon asks 4chan for parenting advice⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s gay because anon has gone through the phone of his own daughter who is implied to have a lot of less than family friendly chats open with dudes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon asks 4chan for parenting advice⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  stew that blinds for one day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How about the digestive system?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Very good observation. Now what about a hollow sphere?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Pies of Power⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not going to bully people for enjoying their wretched abomination they dare call pizza, but man, they have to stop rationalizing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thats enough internet for today⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  stop hurting my eyes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Speedy Delivery⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  On one of our Christmas themed university events this year there was a physics teacher who calculated how many reindeers would Santa need if we assume the friction vaporizes each one at a certain rate. Like if Santa had a line of 42000 reindeers in front of his sleigh he could go around the earth once before the last one turned medium rare.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How about the digestive system?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Ehh. I’m not sure it’s very constructive to make a topological argument from a debate people usually think about as a linguistic one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to understand credit scores⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  There is some merit to that, probably a better way to say it would be paying back your loans as close to the original terms of the landing as possible. Creditors want certainty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to understand credit scores⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  well from a capitalist viewpoint credit scores measure how good an investment you are. you are a good investment if you are reliable to pay back your loans at maximum interest. the more likely you are to pay back your loan at exactly the right time (measured by how often you’ve already done that) the more the banks trust you with their money.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you for the shitposts, y'all kept me sane.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My favorite Home Alone trap is still when Beatrix opens the trailer’s door and Budd just immediately blasts her with a shotgun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I respect the environment.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think there are three ways to handle this properly:

  1. If you know it’s gonna be busy do not go there.
  2. If you must go there because you have something more important to do there than the rest of the crowd (e. g. tourists in your home city) you may complain all you want.
  3. If you go there, and there is a crowd, and they are all there for the same reason you are, you can talk, but not complain about it. You can’t complain about people who all you know about is that they are behaving the same as you in a certain situation. That’s like complaining about yourself. That’s saying there are many people here, but you are not part of the people.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No it’s the part that includes everything below the ankle. Basically the foot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the truth! ⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In my language it’s called a purple onion

  and the we call white onions red

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roving Ecosystems⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They were arguing about how to cook the Hobbits for too long

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The upvotes have been removed for your safety ⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  not being able to find the button, now I feel unsafe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Messiah!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The Sage is one of those wordplays that still gets me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This AI summary is certainly shit⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  it sounds like it was written by cgp grey to parody his own video

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Careful, he's a hero⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  heroes walk among us

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me neither⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  too jolly for work

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone is so close to grasping your unique vision!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So if I oppose infighting then am I

  • an enemy of the revolution
  • someone whoese movement didn’t get pure enough before I left
  • or both?
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah it was the Plaza Hotel, so it’s very understabable he wanted to make it clear in whose hotel Kevin is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  once you stop taking politics seriously it’s fucking hilarious that the americans elected a president who felt the need to be in a fucking Home Alone movie because he is that egotistical.

  you probably have to do a ton of weed or randomly dissociate after coming home from the grocery store where you spent your life savings, but man once you get there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How solar panels generate electricity⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  you can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of mars!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't touch this!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And like, does she think “wait did I get railed by a fucking snake” after that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨does this count as a science meme? :3⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  maybe mom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where are you, you fat fuck⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A fight between these two would be epic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not even gay⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  oh no he said everything my denomination said he did. every other denomination is misguided.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get fucking got!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I think there's an imposter amongus⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You just have to change your name, go to a conference, stand on the stage and announce, that you are Et al.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Merry Christmas Mike⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  society