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• diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My name is Bong. Richard Bong.

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  • nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Do WASP parents know their sons are going to by Dick when they name them Richard?

    Asking because there’s a guy named Dick Pound and I’m just picturing Mr. And Mrs. Pound with this newborn baby and being like “we will name him Richard. He will go by Dick. With a hard D”.

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      NASCAR legend, Dick Trickle.

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That look on his face says he’s heard this joke a million times already.

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• SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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• FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The Ace of Aces

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• halvar@lemy.lol ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Imagine being assigned to Major Bing Bong on your first day

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• NorthWestWind@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bing Bong

  Bing Bong from PEAK

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• just2look@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  Bing Bong?

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    yeah but less pink and more p38 multi ace air predator top ace of ww2 iirc

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Imagine if this was the guy we sent to referee the Ping Pong matches after the Vietnam War.

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  • notabot@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Are you refering to the Ping Pong tournament that he ran in the Quảng Ninh province of Vietnam? I heard that, after the tournament had finished, he thought it would be nice, in the spirit of friendship, if each team sang the national anthem of another. Well, needless to say, this caused a bit of tension, and many lyrics were, accidentally or not, mangled. This lead to tempers flaring, quite a bit of shouting, and, I’m sorry to say, the tension spilled over and a fight broke out between the US and Vietnamese teams.

    The incident was later refered to as the Dick Bong Hạ Long Ping Pong Sing Song Ding Dong.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Truly anything can be a bong.

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• frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hey, it's the guy they named the I-35 bridge in Duluth after

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• wabasso@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How do I know this isn’t AI Michael Cera?

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• Zier@fedia.io ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What porn movie is this again? Must see!

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