jaybone

@jaybone@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We have brownouts in the summer and Kevin O'Leary wants a Data Center built here.⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Who do these people think the angry mob will target when the electricity gets cut off?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We have brownouts in the summer and Kevin O'Leary wants a Data Center built here.⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  At some point I think some people argued the electric chair was more humane than the guillotines. Not sure I believe that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stay chill, no matter what⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Most of them don’t look too happy about this.

  But those German cone joints were always funny to me. They would mix hash with tobacco, and sometimes even use a little filter.

  Where I’m from, we just rolled joints like cigarettes, and with actual weed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stay chill, no matter what⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  How does the puppet feel when you call it that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  A lot of that is such bullshit for whatever reason I don’t even know why. I went back to do my masters. They didn’t credit me for an algorithms and data structures class I had taken like 20 years before. So they made me take the undergrad algorithm class as a prerequisite for the masters level algo class. I was getting straight A’s. A 4.0 in postgrad. (Later would get an A in that postgrad algorithm class) But this dickhead dumbass professor, who couldn’t teach undergrad algorithms for shit, gave me a B in that class, which totally fucked my 4.0 gpa. Fuck that guy. And fuck the advisor who required me to take that undergrad class. It’s all such bullshit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  My CS didn’t have to do physics, or calculus III, or multivar. iirc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank goodness, no Hantavirus.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I was implying whoever made this didn’t really try. So it kind of annoyed me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember some of those classes…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gay for geology.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank goodness, no Hantavirus.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t mind fake posts when they at least try.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hbd 2 uu⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  High levels of Lemmy here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨📡📡📡⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  These things always remind me of the old Reddit thread about eating a door.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨📡📡📡⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  For someone who started eating metal at age 9, I’d say that’s a pretty decent 55.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨📡📡📡⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Where did you see this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a bit of an understatement. There were books and movies and documentaries on this.

  One documentary suggested there could be some kind of gas (like CO2) leaking from the ocean floor, which floated to the surface and affected the buoyancy of ships, causing them to sink. It also rose into the air and made airplanes not fly. So maybe it was also helium or something.

  I’m surprised the billionaire pancake Ocean Gate guy didn’t take his fiberglass submersible down in that area to find all these sunken ships and airplanes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I suppose there’s also the really wet sand, on the ocean floor. I don’t think it gets much more wet than that. Not sure how quick it is though. But presumably if you are stuck in that sand, then you have already endured a series of arguably less desirable circumstances.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Couldn't be me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I am not immune to lasagna.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They prefer the term three-sided polygon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Are those called beaches?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Did this mysteriously align with the increasingly prevalent use of gps technology?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Art of the deal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thing is, you could use the AK to simply take the iPhone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Art of the deal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s some trigger discipline even on the magazine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think before speak⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a brazillion of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yay, sponsored emojis!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Same thing with Twitter and mastodon I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spoilers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Look, you want the money or not kid?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So guess what boss⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That dude is more flexible than I might have expected.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have questions⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Does Fish World not have a front door?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unexpected item in the bagging area!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean you can’t just fire all of your checkout staff and replace them with shitty machines and then make me do extra work while you pocket the difference?
  Shocked, I’m shocked.

  It’s taken them like two decades to figure this out? Same thing goes with AI, but the damage will be a lot worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm just a big toasty cinnamon bun that isn't fatally trapped in a crevice.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what you get for flying in the first place. Those things go down!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Support Greater Saskatchewan⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re gonna end up with a lot of Trump voters.