jaybone
@jaybone@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Nice one dad 4 hours ago:
Willem Dafriend / Willem DaFoe
- Comment on Technically correct 5 hours ago:
Nevermore
- Comment on New bizz hit me up 8 hours ago:
loving the burn
- Comment on You 'member? 🟣 1 day ago:
Electric cars help humanity. But harm oil companies and various related industries that depend on this, and that is all tied into the stock market and other investments.
- Comment on Anon is an imposter 1 day ago:
This was from 2023. Where is anon now?
- Comment on Fuck you Whatsapp 1 day ago:
No, it started before that where employers were asking for things like your Facebook page. Now they are requiring a LinkedIn profile. Everyone requires your phone number to register with their service. Then they can arbitrarily decide to ban you from their service. There should be massive lawsuits about this.
- Comment on Girl Scouts are ramping up their tactics 2 days ago:
Yeah they haven’t gone door to door in decades where I live. I can’t remember is they ever did actually.
Sometimes at work a Girl Scout parent will ask you to buy some. I remember buying cans of nuts though, not cookies. And yeah they set up a little table by the entrance to a grocery store. Some people say they like certain types of their cookies, which they apparently can’t get at the grocery store which also sells many cookies. I don’t like cookies and so I don’t know shit about cookies. But that’s where they sell them.
- Comment on It's finally here ✨ 2 days ago:
Slide up glass. It’s for a window installation.
Slide up ass is for a Windows installation.
- Comment on The way my partner eats avocado. 2 days ago:
No sorry. I just meant after you slice and peel them, that’s a nice simple way to serve them. Kind of like a side salad.
- Comment on The way my partner eats avocado. 3 days ago:
Thank you for saving me all the typing.
And no one taught me this. After just trying to cut one once or twice this is super intuitive as the better way to do it.
Also once sliced try them with some oil and balsamic vinegar drizzled over, and some salt and pepper.
- Comment on We are not the same 3 days ago:
Just ask Alec Baldwin.
- Comment on We are not the same 3 days ago:
Not by the US military under current leadership.
Probably the ideal time for Putin to do it.
- Comment on Urine Luck 3 days ago:
If they are constantly wet, why aren’t they soggy and not maintaining our structure?
This whole thread is disturbing to me.
- Comment on Urine Luck 3 days ago:
Big Balls has been lying to us this whole time.
- Comment on Urine Luck 3 days ago:
Your mom’s a seven hole donut.
- Comment on Urine Luck 3 days ago:
I am all worm with appendages on this blessed day.
- Comment on Urine Luck 3 days ago:
- Comment on Urine Luck 3 days ago:
What are these piss crystals that have been in my feet the whole time???
- Comment on How do I figure out where flies are entering my house? 4 days ago:
In a residential home?
- Comment on ACAB, bite the system! 4 days ago:
Will those little guys take a chunk of your thumb off? I’ve heard stories of people losing arms to bigger turtles when they go noodling. Maybe those are tall tales, but either way don’t go noodling.
- Comment on Palworld Hits 40M Players Ahead of Friday's 1.0 Launch - FullCleared 5 days ago:
Sorry, did we say players? We meant
“40M payers”
- Comment on Counting on you to keep it going 5 days ago:
I don’t know. Ask the other person who replied to me.
- Comment on Counting on you to keep it going 6 days ago:
Every time I see this it angers me because those aren’t the lyrics.
The name is funny by itself without song lyrics that have nothing to do with anything.
- Comment on Never hurts to check though 6 days ago:
The what tray?
- Comment on Never hurts to check though 6 days ago:
tmi dude
- Comment on Never hurts to check though 6 days ago:
Wait until the biometric copyright age verification dick check.
- Comment on yes 1 week ago:
Bye turtle man
- Comment on well? did it? 1 week ago:
Point out bad touch on this touchpad.
- Comment on More chickens! 1 week ago:
Did the void ever scream back?
- Comment on To honor his disabled son, his father made a tombstone of him rising from his wheelchair. 1 week ago:
He shitposts in a bag.
