jaybone
@jaybone@lemmy.zip
- Comment on I shop at the... 20 hours ago:
That must have been a regional thing. I don’t remember 6-12 at all.
- Comment on I will confess that I have obsessively watched merge requests on a daily basis 1 day ago:
When you have submitted multiple PRs and they get ignored even though you follow their ridiculously complicated CI and testing guidelines, so you just fork the repo and do whatever you want. (And then hope things don’t break a year from now because you aren’t pulling any new features and fixes.)
- Comment on 2 days ago:
He’s been talking a lot about men’s asses lately.
- Comment on Oh this I like 2 days ago:
I want to see the infomercial for this.
Soda? Red wine? See the AWESOME absorbing power of KITTY LITTER!
- Comment on php deez nutz 2 days ago:
Can you do the menu with JavaScript?
- Comment on php deez nutz 2 days ago:
ph pee is highly acidic.
- Comment on Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him 3 days ago:
I knew a guy who comes for puppets. He got a lap dance from Elmo once.
- Comment on The only correct choice 3 days ago:
You people are weird.
- Comment on HBO Max has really turned to shit since the Skydance takeover 3 days ago:
I’m boycotting CBS because of this. Which is too bad, they had some fun stupid game shows and reality shows I liked. Oh well.
- Comment on it's coming sooner than 2050 4 days ago:
Text only GTA would be… interesting.
- Comment on I rebuilt a 1997 chat room. First thing someone typed was "lol". Some things never change. 5 days ago:
But it was laugh out loud before AOL/AIM existed.
- Comment on Might be reality sooner than you think 6 days ago:
They’ll get their $5000 after they vote in the midterms.
- Comment on Might be reality sooner than you think 6 days ago:
They’ll fix those cyber trucks blowing up too.
- Comment on You just stole equipment from the Community Basketball Center. The cops are investigating. But you out smart them 6 days ago:
Thought this was some Street Fighter II cosplay.
- Comment on Australia's nuclear agency targeted with ads linked to spyware that infect devices without a click 6 days ago:
4FA lol, good to know I’m not the only one.
- Comment on Dark Wizard Drip 6 days ago:
I like the different currency and decimal formats.
- Comment on Doesn't want to pay child support. Denies he is the father of this boy 6 days ago:
Maybe the mom just has a type.
- Comment on And I'm out 6 days ago:
That’s if the receiver doesn’t forget about it over the weekend or lose it. May as well wait til Monday to send it 🤷
- Comment on Glute-dayum 6 days ago:
Who you gonna call? Ghost Buttsters!
- Comment on HeeHee 6 days ago:
Or this ordering for the table shit.
“You’ll have some fries right?”
No. No I won’t. I don’t want fries. Don’t make me participate in your diet scam.
- Comment on Sounds like hiking skill issues 1 week ago:
Yeah, if you buy canned rocks from the grocery store.
You need to buy your rocks from the farmer’s market, in the south of France. In a month that doesn’t contain a vowel.
- Comment on You've yee'd your last haw 1 week ago:
HE SHOOTS THE POOP OUT OF HIS ASSHOLE
Jesus
- Comment on Very helpful. 10/10 🎉 1 week ago:
Only sleep now
- Comment on Very helpful. 10/10 🎉 1 week ago:
Yes daddy.
- Comment on Very helpful. 10/10 🎉 1 week ago:
If that language is Spanish, you add “o” at the end of every word.
- Comment on Just vibin' 1 week ago:
These people are dancing with some heavy clothing on. Seems like you would get warm.
- Comment on Just vibin' 1 week ago:
- Comment on Anon joins girl's night 1 week ago:
Ah the great 4chan anon paradox.
Fake: OP didn’t get invited anywhere, because he posts on 4chan.
Gay: If OP did get invited to “girl’s night”, it’s because he is gay, but that didn’t happen because this is fake (see item 1 above.)
- Comment on I hope woke grok is okay 2 weeks ago:
But is the tv series Foundation worth watching?
- Comment on I hope woke grok is okay 2 weeks ago:
Is Foundation any good?
I didn’t like I Robot because Will Smith annoys me.
