jaybone
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- Comment on This AI summary is certainly shit 23 hours ago:
AI aside, I’m planning to put a mini fridge and a microwave in my bedroom. I consider it a testament to my laziness, not my depression. Am I wrong?
- Comment on Just say the word 1 day ago:
The lighting in these pics is odd, like this was taken in the middle of the night, while that guy was sleep walking. Also that doesn’t look like a place you live when you make $12m a year.
- Comment on They'll tell you 2 days ago:
My trick is, I just don’t go to the gym.
- Comment on Starlink updates Privacy Policy to allow AI model training with personal data 3 days ago:
Assuming everything you visit is https, can they get much more than your DNS lookups?
- Comment on Bears or no bears? 3 days ago:
Oh my
- Comment on IYKYK 3 days ago:
Useless “nobody”
- Comment on Anon wants to talk about video games 3 days ago:
Though bean counter is usually a term for an accountant, who typically is not an “executive”. Or at least isn’t making driving decisions. They just like report the numbers.
- Comment on Therapy saves 4 days ago:
I am ok with hating those kitchen cabinets.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
2,000 pound bag of eyes?
Eye Sack New Ton.
- Comment on Why are americans taking health advice from a former heroin addict ? 1 week ago:
Nobody is trusting him.
He’s unqualified just like everyone else Trump appoints. Why is this a surprise?
- Comment on Learning the origin of a phrase 1 week ago:
Yes, that is what jokes are. You have a keen grasp on the human concept of humor.
- Comment on The Bork Boundary 1 week ago:
Do you fall through space until the y-axis sign flips?
Then presumably you fall from the sky and strike the ground at a very high speed. Do they implement terminal velocity?
- Comment on The Bork Boundary 1 week ago:
They annoyed the asteroid to death.
- Comment on The Bork Boundary 1 week ago:
Barky McBarkface
- Comment on instant lax 1 week ago:
If you drink a liter of this, do you die?
- Comment on Learning the origin of a phrase 1 week ago:
How is it going over their head? It’s just a fake story.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
My cat is an asshole. I think she has jellyfish asshole spliced into her.
Do jellyfish even have assholes? I kind of feel like they don’t, yet somehow here we are.
- Comment on Hey Micro$haft, how's it going? 1 week ago:
Windows of Mass Destruction
- Comment on But think of the landlords! 1 week ago:
Are you saying the USSR did not educate their women? (As a means to further population growth?)
- Comment on major dick bong 1 week ago:
That look on his face says he’s heard this joke a million times already.
- Comment on It’s a beautiful morning! 1 week ago:
The real twist is the nukes that kill us all.
- Comment on it's right there 😖 1 week ago:
What’s with this guys ass?
- Comment on If only 1 week ago:
Harambe is woke DEI fake news propaganda
- Comment on Your average Linux user 2 weeks ago:
Wow those old I’m a pc / im a Mac commercials. This brings me back to like 2010?
The funniest thing though were the spoofs on YouTube. I remember one that was like Java vs Ruby.
- Comment on Anon scares the neighbors 2 weeks ago:
See RIP, had to go look it up. Didn’t realize he died, at 50, that’s so young. Damn.
- Comment on What next, power supply shortages? 2 weeks ago:
Yeah y’know, morn porn?
- Comment on Challenge accepted 2 weeks ago:
lol ropes up against the wall.
- Comment on What next, power supply shortages? 2 weeks ago:
I haven’t built my own computer since the 90s. Early 90s. It seems like you will always get a way better deal buying a comparable prebuilt one. And then there’s all the goddamn hassle. But I guess if that’s what you are into, maybe that’s fun. Like people who work on rebuilding old cars. I’m a software guy. Hardware is always such a pain in the ass to deal with.
- Comment on What next, power supply shortages? 2 weeks ago:
And my gaping morn rig!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
And they tend to be less attractive, usually both physically and personality-wise.