jaybone

@jaybone@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Achievable goals⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  O……kay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Achievable goals⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Being the hottest person at the grocery store is not difficult.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Achievable goals⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  She’s a giant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stay healthy with just these 6 exercises⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Congratulations. If you skip to the 6th one, you’ve already completed Step 6.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has his way⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The internet has ruined dirty sex talk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't worry⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Clean your coffee maker much?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't worry⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Mainly in your bed. But sometimes also in your ears.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1994 white Kevin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Suddenly everyone is on their high horse about number of time zones away.

  Also is Uber really the number one corporation we need to be fighting right now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1994 white Kevin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Is uber not profitable?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some things are a mystery ig ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like what we used to call “talkies”. There were moving pictures without a guy playing piano and weird title text dialogue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some things are a mystery ig ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I am not alone. There are others like me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Done this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My the rapist says.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon describes their dream home⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Usually it’s the other way around.

  “This spacious 400sqft condo features scenic fire escapes and running water…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon describes their dream home⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s so rare you can have cats who will walk with you. I used to have one like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finally finds a girlfriend⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that egg?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me want cookie⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Alternately directional eye?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God is a dick.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just put a bunch of dna on an asteroid. Nature will figure the rest of it out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The duality of man⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I watch documentary where fat man eat cow. But never see documentary where cow eat fat man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me want cookie⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Question: do people still use the term “lazy eye”, or is that considered ableist?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got that 8% virus⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  $RFKcoin #autism

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pens in Space⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Good reply. Thanks! You know a lot about pens.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨woag⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the first internet argument I have ever been involved in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope she found herself⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Amazing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope she found herself⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like she purposely joined the search party. Why are they using the word “accidentally”?

  Whether she knew she was looking for herself or not is a different matter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨woag⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember those rooms where they have like a checkered floor and they’re angled and you put a short person in one corner and a tall person in the other corner, and it looks like the short person is taller than the tall person. Is that an illusion?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨woag⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Illusions, Michael.

  Is it not fair to say perspective can be used in illusions? Or how are you defining illusion?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨woag⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Monsters!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I was like should that be “burners”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pens in Space⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, what’s the story with these pencils?

  Also don’t felt tip pens write upside down?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pens in Space⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Twist: you’re the filtration system.