jaybone
@jaybone@lemmy.zip
- Comment on RIP obsolete tech 16 hours ago:
I’m curious. Why not just torrent?
- Comment on RIP obsolete tech 16 hours ago:
Wait, so they’re only half joking about the handjob?
Did I get here too late?
- Comment on RIP obsolete tech 16 hours ago:
52x baby. Much speed. Such fast.
- Comment on RIP obsolete tech 16 hours ago:
Yeah the CD being cheaper than the USB drive is a great argument for this use case. Unfortunately you can then make the argument that it’s even cheaper to just upload the data to some website. Which then requires you to register, and then sells all your data, and then your private shit eventually ends up on the dark web when they get breached because they cheaped out on IT costs.
- Comment on Anon hasn't given up hope 21 hours ago:
Fake and gay?
- Comment on Very gently, I’m sure 1 day ago:
Too soon.
- Comment on Everything the body needs 2 days ago:
JavaScript dependency management.
- Comment on ABSOLUTE MADNESS 2 days ago:
This is some flat earth sovereign citizen fake moon landing shit for real.
- Comment on delosaur 2 days ago:
What’s with all the dinosaur posts today anyway. Did I miss a memo?
- Comment on delosaur 2 days ago:
Omega man
- Comment on Cue fire in 3... 2... 1... 2 days ago:
FBI he’s over here.
- Comment on Everything the body needs 2 days ago:
Switch to vodka. It’s cheaper and more effective.
- Comment on Everything the body needs 2 days ago:
That’s some 3D chess.
Which you can also print!
- Comment on rawdogging it 4 days ago:
You mean the birds or the baseball player?
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
The virginity test involves checking if you post on ml.
- Comment on Anon watches Game of Thrones 6 days ago:
I like the implication that it actually happened.
- Comment on What a gentleman 6 days ago:
That’s the joke.
- Comment on Chat is this real 1 week ago:
Fr fr ong no cap chat
- Comment on Celebrity Inquiries Season 2 Episode 4 1 week ago:
That’s so subtle you had to label it.
- Comment on Celebrity Inquiries Season 2 Episode 4 1 week ago:
Was expecting Saddam in there somewhere.
- Comment on FANTER 1 week ago:
Ah this explains why Fanta is so popular in Germany and yet hardly anyone in the states seems to drink it. Every now and then I will get a Fanta from a soda fountain if it’s available.
I’m guessing most Americans think of Sunkist when they think of orange soda?
- Comment on Don't be Evil 1 week ago:
What exactly is it supposed to be a parody of?
Just because someone uses it to try to be funny, does not make it parody. It doesn’t make it sarcasm. It doesn’t make it ironic. People love to use all of those incorrectly.
- Comment on Don't be Evil 1 week ago:
Show her my big o face.
- Comment on Anon struggles with a one day chip 1 week ago:
I think I dated her too.
- Comment on Elon Musk's X lost 11 million users in the EU over the past 5 months 1 week ago:
Yeah it’s definitely a big problem for them. I was being sarcastic above. There’s no way they have 3 billion users.
- Comment on Elon Musk's X lost 11 million users in the EU over the past 5 months 1 week ago:
AOL can’t possibly still be an isp right? I know some people kept their email accounts and they probably still run email servers and a web portal.
- Comment on Elon Musk's X lost 11 million users in the EU over the past 5 months 1 week ago:
lol they claimed some time back to have 3 billion users, so I’m sure this 11 million is no big deal.
Because half of the entire human population has a Twitter account.
- Comment on Disney wolves 1 week ago:
What is the opposite of a bee?
- Comment on Disney wolves 1 week ago:
Does Little John eat the honey?
- Comment on At least 4,500 Americans per year die from hydroxyl acid exposure 1 week ago:
More prevalent than microplastics.