jaybone
@jaybone@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Let a 10 year old boy make a shirt 1 day ago:
Also there’s a serious lack of Asian and Hispanic slurs.
- Comment on Learning to drive 1 day ago:
Nothing like a technical discussion of automotive steering history without a reference to Toonces.
- Comment on to the whitehouse! 🍾 1 day ago:
Why the attempt to make this political. What does anal have to do with the white house? Some of us might like anal.
- Comment on to the whitehouse! 🍾 1 day ago:
And you weren’t even at work.
- Comment on Game marketing company takes down blog post bragging about how good it is at astroturfing Reddit after Reddit finds the post 1 day ago:
Poem for your sprog. I had no problem with the novelty accounts, and even the bot accounts there were clearly just some dev with a quirky sense of humor. Though those got hate from the anti bot purists, for whatever stupid reason.
It’s the corporate, vote manipulating, spam, Russian propaganda etc bots that piss me off. And those are much more subtle and harder to detect.
- Comment on Game marketing company takes down blog post bragging about how good it is at astroturfing Reddit after Reddit finds the post 1 day ago:
How do you do this without having “fake accounts”? How do they define “fake accounts” here?
- Comment on Oh. 3 days ago:
They are also working to fight the issues of proper grammar.
- Comment on There Comes A Time Where You Gotta Make A Choice 3 days ago:
There’s some videos I can’t send you links.
- Comment on I feel like a buffet would fix this 3 days ago:
Yeah but what happens when you finish first at the buffet?
- Comment on I feel like a buffet would fix this 3 days ago:
Compassionate people is a generous characterization.
Like, they are just slightly lesser assholes.
- Comment on Dr. Fisher is at risk of head crabs 3 days ago:
That’s not a Turkey.
- Comment on I Thought I Knew You 3 days ago:
Used to be agriculture was using 98% of the water, but we were supposed to take short showers and not flush our toilets. I guess now it’s data centers.
- Comment on I Thought I Knew You 3 days ago:
Cat: can’t you just lick yourself, stupid human?
- Comment on I Thought I Knew You 3 days ago:
Water in a vacuum broke my $500 Dyson and I’m still pissed about it. I should have just got the $80 garbage from Target, and if it breaks I buy a new one. Which is so wasteful.
- Comment on 5 days ago:
The Journal of Facebook
- Comment on RIP Dick 6 days ago:
Fuck Centy is my new rap name.
- Comment on Edible Wood 6 days ago:
See the forest through the trees. Confucius say.
- Comment on Edible Wood 6 days ago:
I meant to register 7cannibals.com
- Comment on Edible Wood 6 days ago:
Wasn’t there an old Reddit thread about eating a door over the course of a year?
- Comment on The Guy Claiming That You Have TDS 6 days ago:
One down, 70 million to go.
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 6 days ago:
This will be RFK’s new thing.
- Comment on You just had to ask that question 6 days ago:
Because someone files a bug, which you are expected to fix. But they missed a bunch of shit in the use case. Because whoever originally implemented it sucks. So in doing the investigation for the bug, you uncover like ten other worse bugs. And your manager is like “why didn’t you just fix the bug?” Yeah. Then it’s fucking meeting time.
- Comment on Bä bä, vita lamm har du någon ull? 6 days ago:
🎵🎸 KITTEN IN THE NAME OF
- Comment on Bä bä, vita lamm har du någon ull? 6 days ago:
Kid Goat is my new rap name.
- Comment on Popular Tech Youtuber Enderman looses his YouTube channel after AI error 1 week ago:
If that’s the channel that contains the copyright violations, why don’t they take down that channel?
- Comment on Interesting observation 1 week ago:
Incel adjacent
lol
- Comment on where 1 week ago:
Syrup gutters
- Comment on On new installations, Android rebinds the power button to open up Google Assistant 1 week ago:
It’s all fuckin stupid shit but I love that it’s in German. That’s the icing on the cake.
- Comment on Time to update your bingo cards 1 week ago:
12 Monkeys was actually kind of a good movie.
But that’s not what I would compare this to.
- Comment on Time to update your bingo cards 2 weeks ago:
Not that. I think it was called Patient Zero? Or Outbreak? Or Epidemic. They were trying to find this monkey that made them quarantine this whole town. And then some kid was friends with the monkey, which added an ET rip aspect. And there’s like some big helicopter chase through the mountains. The kind of movie you watch on basic cable late at night when you’re half asleep.