jaybone

@jaybone@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dream on⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I miss beans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The future is amazing⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  LOLLLLLLLLLL

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Juneteenth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Somehow I read schedule a day as in they scheduled an appointment. Which wouldn’t make sense if the library was closed. So it means they scheduled their own shit in their own calendar. Which is pretty impressive given all these other problems OP claims to have.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proof that fashion is cyclical, even in nature.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Do they eat salmon? Maybe they are signaling to the humans that their ships and garbage are killing off their food.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Completely Natural Conversation in the NYC Reddit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooh that’s a good one. Sounds legit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Completely Natural Conversation in the NYC Reddit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What does the comment history look like on those accounts? I’m guessing when you pay for the spam package, they create fake comment histories for the bot accounts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RuneScape player pulls off a personal Shawshank Redemption: Grinds his way out of one-zone house arrest by grinding a raid 2,000 times over 10,000 hours: 'It was all worth it'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I played that game like 20 years ago. They put players in zone based house arrest? Wtf is that? But then you can somehow grind your way out of it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate, Round Earthers 🌍⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Eiffel Tower is too far to the right. I think you would have to be in the US standing very close to the Statue of Liberty for this to work. If at all. You’d have to be pretty far north to get the pyramids that far to the left of the Eiffel Tower and still have the Statue of Liberty in the pic. TLDR, I think this might be fake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate, Round Earthers 🌍⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well now you’re assuming the sun is spherical and gives off light in all directions.

  If it were more like a flashlight, then flat earth day and night still works. So checkmate again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Many people instantly know what THIS is. Others don't have a clue⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it the Ubuntu logo?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nestin, nexin, nesprin, nectin, nephrin, netrin...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Technologic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hertz, showing the difference between science and engineering⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So like Bluetooth?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hertz, showing the difference between science and engineering⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This thread hurts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'No gay, no pay': The RuneScape community is absolutely mauling Jagex's new CEO over his decision to cancel new Pride Month events⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oddly I don’t think Christians would even be upset about that. You could have it directed by Mel Gibson. They would love it. Because it features their guy. Other than that, there’s no real concept of some sacred image or respectfulness.

  It would work with Moses too. Replacement his sandals with some Nikes before he goes out for his walk in the desert. He’s still their guy too, since they have the Old Testament.

  But try that with Mohammed or Vishnu, and there’s your war on Christmas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the dream⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have kept my pet fries alive for two years now with the help of an air fryer. This one I call chip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, now what does jurisdiction mean?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well thanks for your exhaustive legal research.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I would suppose that depends on the jurisdiction.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What is the average air speed velocity of a swallow?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AGI achieved 🤖⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And if it messed up on the other word, we could say because it’s pronounced Louisianer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microbiota⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ve got all the best bacteria. Everyone says do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mission impossible⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I like how Mr. Health Advice over here just casually throws in “masturbate” to his long list of exercise routines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's where you put the shit posts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Once you have the monopoly, then you just fuck everything up because you’re no longer innovating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's where you put the shit posts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I once worked at a smaller company than that, and we used zoom all the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's where you put the shit posts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You know what they mean, but you’ll be ageist anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nuclear family⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Free your mind

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another one of these to add to the bunch lol⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you sheer a ram? Ed sheer ram?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too bad we can't all act like this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can understand if you are trying to multitask and have the conversation while you are doing your shopping. But you should put the phone to your ear or wear headphones, not use speaker.

  And then there are people who just play their music on speaker, because obviously everyone wants to hear your music too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you do, fellow kids?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s my deli sandwich order.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn Led Zeppelin and their Stairway to Heaven!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Even without a wheelchair, that looks super unsafe.