jaybone

@jaybone@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First day on the job⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Jerk it!

  Technologic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EA CEO says company values will 'remain unchanged' under the new ownership of Saudi Arabia and Jared Kushner's investment firm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  lol haha lmao.

  Oh tkey’re serious? Ok. Sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Make it, as in, be alive by then?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fear not, and enjoy this mere interlude to its fullest!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The thing is, once youre dead, there won’t be consciousness, you will not have any perception of a void, you won’t know anything because you will not be

  Do we really know this though?

  What if upon death we exit the simulation?

  Sometimes I think non-sim me decided to play life on hard mode. I’d kind of like to kick his ass for that. But then I realize he is me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Friday is a great F word⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  At midnight

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨get back here⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Some arrow, and a Reddit watermark.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BREAKING NEWS: We did it, guys! 20 poptarts!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This dog is so goddamn cute. What do you do with the pop tarts afterwards?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He looks so shocked⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And you’d probably notice the dog before you got to sitting down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wise words from hank.....⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pizza and liquor.

  This is for people who have entirely abandoned the concept of foreplay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's really not⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you even hodling?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Explains everything if you think about it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Arts and crafts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US presidents are getting younger over time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s when he goes back in time and gets that sports betting book.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is art⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But who won the Pick-4 in Glendale?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stolen from WallStreetBets⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a 1d20 saving throw against your autism level.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tylenol is the enemy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The brain worms are onto us. They know Tylenol will defeat them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tylenol is the enemy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is stupidity a defense?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tylenol is the enemy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The class actions cannot make a good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PUT THE TRAINS IN THE BAG⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How can our eyes be real?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PUT THE TRAINS IN THE BAG⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think because it has large populations on both coasts?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PUT THE TRAINS IN THE BAG⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s better than being stuck in Cheyenne Wyoming.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hyperbaric oxygen chamber⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t a court rule recently that boneless olives are allowed to have bones?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In the thumbnail those don’t look like fingers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hardest battles⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think those predate the MIC, and even written language. See e.g. The Epic of Gilgamesh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They just couldn't say the word⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hungry.
  Hungry.
  Hungry.
  Hippos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But we got rid of the gun emoji⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are we saying wealth disparity is a factor in these shootings?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But we got rid of the gun emoji⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah same here. There’s something else going on here. It’s not toys and video games. We had GI Joe, every action figure had a gun or rifle. We had fake guns in the toy aisles. They looked real af. That was totally normal.

  I hate to say, but the one thing we didn’t have… was the internet 😕

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Daddy needs to pay rent⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Buried Lines Matter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Daddy needs to pay rent⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Al Gore invented plumbing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m waiting for the post where JFK dies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mac and cheese⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I use Asiago btw