jaybone
@jaybone@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Womp womp womp. 12 hours ago:
Maybe some of them just show up in masks with their mallninjashit, and they’re not on the payroll and no one asks if they did the two week training.
- Comment on my current phobia 1 day ago:
Sploosh cooling system.
- Comment on K.I.S.S. 1 day ago:
You come at the king, you best not miss.
- Comment on K.I.S.S. 1 day ago:
I won’t be reading that.
Can I get a tldr on the vagina deformation?
- Comment on K.I.S.S. 1 day ago:
I think I like 4chan screenshots because of the timestamp.
Everything else is like “2 minutes ago” but it’s a screencap from 2014.
Even tells you the day of the week.
- Comment on This is a baby cow 2 days ago:
She is so cute. I would cuddle. 10/10
- Comment on This is a baby cow 2 days ago:
pants
Some of us are Def Leopard, Poison and White Snake?
- Comment on No, really, I will! 2 days ago:
Around that time, wasn’t there something called WindowsME, which I think stood for MicroEdition? And CE, not sure what that stood for.
- Comment on Roses are red, cabinets have shelves... 3 days ago:
When they shot Good, they sure weren’t worried about crossfire. It doesn’t surprise me these clowns would be shooting eachother regularly.
- Comment on I'm in! 3 days ago:
I must have missed the news. What is Trump doing now regarding the 2nd amendment?
- Comment on Must be nice 3 days ago:
Must be mice.
- Comment on Finally, a mortal who gets it! 5 days ago:
Garlic, water, sunlight, sure seems like these guys have some pretty basic vulnerabilities. Lunch at an outdoor Italian cafe and they’re fucked.
- Comment on Just A Friendly Reminder 5 days ago:
Is this image ai?
- Comment on lol 5 days ago:
10 PRINT “HELLO WORLD” 20 GOTO 10
OH MY GOD
- Comment on When DinoCon is doing more than the US Gov 5 days ago:
For a second there at first I thought DinoCon referred to the DNC.
- Comment on why do they only ever "sensationalize" news when it helps the Nazis!? 6 days ago:
Yes she was kidnapped. She happens to be the mother of mainstream media mouthpiece Savannah Guthrie. Though it would appear this is more about ransom money than any political agenda. And I’m betting that woman died like a week ago anyway.
- Comment on the wok agenda 6 days ago:
That phone would be like four phones thick. Though as you demonstrate, there would be consumers that want it. Instead they always focus on making phones thinner, which I don’t recall anyone asking for.
- Comment on the wok agenda 6 days ago:
“This is how I will make them straight, by having sex with straight people.”
- Comment on Modern problems require modern solutions 6 days ago:
It’s like the matrix, but for children.
- Comment on im not telling you woof 6 days ago:
Where did you study Dog Law?
- Comment on A heart-warming story 6 days ago:
“I’ll give you something to ache about.” -Jim
- Comment on Acciracy 1 week ago:
Seems like a lot of Asian countries really hate weed. Why is that?
- Comment on Acciracy 1 week ago:
🎵Pour some syrup on me.🎵
- Comment on Acciracy 1 week ago:
More like Kate Weed, amiright??
Also is weed super illegal in Japan?
- Comment on my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalent 1 week ago:
You’ll need more than a tenuous grasp to be an all night ball cupper.
- Comment on thank you Boris 1 week ago:
He goes from cool to hot real fast.
- Comment on Anon goes to Japan 1 week ago:
Yeah OP says 12 year old. I guess I can see you remembering a purchase like that around that age.
And I guess I remember where I got the phone I’m using right now.
- Comment on BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE 1 week ago:
You seem to know a lot about bologna and cheese.
- Comment on BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE 1 week ago:
Another little thing Elon ruined for everyone else.
- Comment on BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE 1 week ago:
slow clap