jaybone

@jaybone@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Excellent rant⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Spindle like they don’t have time to cuddle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vintage personals⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Body texture?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nietzsche foretold all of this⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  God created man.

  Man created book.

  Nobody read book.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nietzsche foretold all of this⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Fore trolled

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is my purpose?⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Antdor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon visits IHOP⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Using cringeworthy off of the internet is itself a bit cringeworthy. But I notice younger generations are no longer making such distinctions. So maybe this is becoming the norm. Older generations would not have done this. Except for really old generations, like boomers, who will occasionally throw in an Internet slang they picked up recently. Again young gen x and older millenials had this one figured out, just like we figured out technology on our own. Which is probably related, as we wouldn’t use those terms offline since we knew other generations wouldn’t understand. Now that all generations access the internet all the time, on the mainstream monopoly services, that distinction is no longer there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes cooking⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Judge Judy vibes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes cooking⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Are they just openly gay now? Is that the new thing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users having a bit of fun dancing!⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  No fun. Only dance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here comes some more holes in the drywall⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Is grandma single?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here comes some more holes in the drywall⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Do Zimas still exist?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Buying new trends is a choice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I got annoyed with Skyrim in os3 because of annoying save/load times and broken quests that I couldn’t patch or fix.

  If I try Fallout NV will I have a better time?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hehe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They have cardboard box carriers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simply Bananas⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait what’s the Olive Oyl story?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simply Bananas⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure how he was in 1969(?) but by the time he made Full Metal Jacket in the 1980s(?) he was so afraid of flying, he had palm trees brought in to England rather than shoot on location in Vietnam. Which is why all the palm trees in that movie look dead as hell. So I’m guessing he would not have gone to the moon, but would have had moon craters brought to him. Which means someone would have had to go to the moon to get them. Therefore, we went to the moon. Checkmate atheists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING IT!?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Hello yes sir please this is Morpheus Jackson from IRS.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The line cook quietly handed me this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I like the use of ketchup to maximize the overall outrage levels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is why I only drink energy drinks⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone else in these comments mentioned blood is just pee, plus some other stuff. So this all tracks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is why I only drink energy drinks⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the H2O stored in the balls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flat earthers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I played Portal.

  Was just trying to add something to the conversation.

  Also I didn’t downvote you. Not sure why whoever did that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flat earthers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t land on a lie.

  I wonder are there flat earthers who are also simultaneously NOT moon landing deniers? Or is that like a prerequisite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flat earthers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There are of course moon landing deniers who legit believe that. Where would you put them on the spectrum of stupid belief systems when compared to say flat earthers or sovereign citizens?

  Moon landing denial predates the internet, whereas the others I don’t think so. (Unless in the case of flat earth you go back far enough and count the illiterate and uneducated masses.)

  You can also add JFK and 9/11 conspiracies to that spectrum. Though I’d say those are much more “mainstream” as conspiracy theories go.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flat earthers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If the sun is directional, like a flashlight you hold relatively close to the flat disc, you can move it around in a circle say along the inside of the circumference of the disc, then this creates “night” for those portions of the disc outside of its range…

  Oddly enough, this might work as a sort of projection to model the actual path of sunlight across a flat projection of a map of the earth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get in my cup!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  now McDonald’s can’t say the machine is broken

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get in my cup!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My balls are in the microplastics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think Newsom would play to win. His hate for Trump is real.

  But he’s also such a centrist corpo fuck. So not really what we need.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk, that was an active dodge. Trump just “got missed” (supposedly)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like they combined them in a lab.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tbf, he did have a decent shoe dodging game.

  “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a shoe.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Shoe me once, shoe on you. Shoe me twice, can’t get shoed again.