jaybone
@jaybone@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Well do you? 1 day ago:
If the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit.
There’s a Piper Perry joke here somewhere.
- Comment on Well do you? 1 day ago:
This is oddly specific.
I’m concerned this might be about more than just a tv show.
- Comment on Coral Reefs 🪸 3 days ago:
get out
Waves goodbye
- Comment on coping 3 days ago:
Check out humble bags over here.
- Comment on coping 3 days ago:
Saves me more time to spend in my mom’s basement eating Cheetos on Call of Duty verbally challenging your heterosexuality.
- Comment on coping 3 days ago:
Is that monster drink “nerd” flavor?
- Comment on Only you can prevent forest fires 3 days ago:
Don’t do what Donny Dont does.
- Comment on LICK EM 6 days ago:
Please use thongs to pick pasties.
- Comment on metamorphosis 1 week ago:
Hey! Brontosaurus is my favorite! How dare you.
- Comment on Day 453 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 1 week ago:
lol I love the little cat pic. I’d like to think whatever security guard worked that desk loved their kitty. There’s no spouse or kid pics.
- Comment on Get a load of this guy! 1 week ago:
They knew what they were doing.
- Comment on Get a load of this guy! 1 week ago:
Wasn’t this the Joker line from early 90s Batman?
- Comment on That hook 1 week ago:
Du dun, du dun, du dun, du du du du dun.
- Comment on Metal on the inside, business on the outside 1 week ago:
Then you get cancer, and can’t go to your 9-5 job. Which wasn’t paying for health insurance anyway. So fuck you and die.
- Comment on You have to try no 1! 1 week ago:
First read that as dancers.
Also what is humean?
- Comment on I will burn this fucker to the ground... internally 1 week ago:
lol that’s even better. I meant to say curly braces.
- Comment on Not this month 1 week ago:
When I think of all the books in all the libraries… some call recent times the Information Age. We always stand on shoulders. Gutenberg fam.
- Comment on Not this month 1 week ago:
“Worship” is over two hours long? Is this the directors cut?
- Comment on I will burn this fucker to the ground... internally 1 week ago:
Lot of younger gen x did all of that shit, with even less documentation and less mainstream support and community.
- Comment on I will burn this fucker to the ground... internally 1 week ago:
Then ask it to remove parenthesis from your C code.
- Comment on We interrupt your happiness to bring you this special message from our sponsors 1 week ago:
Does everyone not have at least three of these behaviors? Or is that the joke? Or am I antisocial?
- Comment on Not everyone has what it takes 1 week ago:
There’s lipids on my sweater already.
- Comment on mobile gaming 2 weeks ago:
I love some basic stupid shit like moving colorful blocks when I’m half watching some basic stupid shit on tv, with a drink handy.
- Comment on soda 2 weeks ago:
PEYTONNNNNNN!!!
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Could be a big car.
- Comment on Everyday and every way I keep getting better and better 2 weeks ago:
BJ Nomnom
420NoScope69
- Comment on What kind of locomotion is that? What is the evolutionary advantage? 2 weeks ago:
Looks like a sidewinder snake.
- Comment on This week in PC games: Battlefield 6 fends off an onslaught of cool indie RPGs, strategy games, horror games and piss simulators 2 weeks ago:
Is that alcohol?
- Comment on This week in PC games: Battlefield 6 fends off an onslaught of cool indie RPGs, strategy games, horror games and piss simulators 2 weeks ago:
Piss Simulators?
- Comment on BlueSky has drama so the Fedi-Marketers are waking from their slumber 2 weeks ago:
Why does kiwifarms seem to come up lately in places I would not expect. It seems like people who become victims of their harassment have actively engaged with them at some point, and continue to feed them rather than ignore them. Which leads to things getting worse, and eventually things like death threats.