jaybone

@jaybone@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oof⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Harry Potter joins the navy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨chiptune rule⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Real keys move in silence like lasangen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I should call her⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You must have one hell of a good memory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I should call her⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You are her

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genderfluid 🚿⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Which you can also do in the shower.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Avast!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  (Nice. Thanks)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Avast!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We super annoying short cropping something with a bunch of parenthesis being cut off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨buffalo buffalo shitpost in the wild⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Horse poop is neat.

  But would you flush it down a toilet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reproductive strategy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Been dragon too much jizz, imma fly right outta here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reproductive strategy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you like it, then you better put a handle on it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poetry⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dem blue roses be comin at me tho.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just wait until Michael finds out about this⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  lol interesting, I was thinking the opposite, how you would do jello and how boiling water might interact with the pin and other mechanisms. I would play the grenade in a bowl, and then from a very safe distance, something like a kettle with a rope attached, pour the boiling jello. But I wasn’t thinking of having the pin removed. Since this is like, supposed to be a prank. But even then, who knows after all that heat and water contact with the mechanisms.

  The ice case seems simpler to me, at least for grenades where you hold the handle with pressure pushing towards the grenade. You could pre-freeze a molded form sufficiently sized to fit the grenade with the handle pressed. But not allow it the space to release until the ice is melted. Then once the grenade has been inserted, you could fully freeze more water around it to make a solid block, presumably for aesthetic purposes. Still you might worry about metal expanding and contracting under different temperatures, when you do the second freezing process.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Maroon 5 was his boarding group.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just wait until Michael finds out about this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you put my hand grenade in jello?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless he had the row to himself, I imagine that would be pretty difficult. That or maybe the guy who yelled was sitting in his row.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Characters⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, the worst part is when the next edition comes out, all of your character stats are no longer valid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Knife horse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I see you’ve played knifey horsey before.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨economy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Non Fruit Tokens

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take the pledge!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Beans help you shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Extra Milky⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Lactomax

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The good old days⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, that I’d like to see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are there so many shit posts about beans?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The bean wars…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are there so many shit posts about beans?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But aren’t legumes fruits?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Release the beans⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  🎵 Apple bottom beans

  🎵 Legume with the fur

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans are expensive, I'll share mine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Must have been that bean I had.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flu season comin'. Keep yourself safe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  For the knuckles and tops of your fingers, is this not what you might use to scratch your nose with? That’s why this greeting always bothers me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flu season comin'. Keep yourself safe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But if he does it on his knuckles, it’s 78% less bacteria than palms on the ground?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A reminder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t even buy a house for $1m where I live. So not rich.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh my! 🫘 👁️🫦👁️⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Flicking the bean

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grandma must have really loved Pringles.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And the beads are to get the peanut butter out of the jar.