jaybone
@jaybone@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Bene Gesserit 16 hours ago:
Can she claim she served her sentence, and they should release her?
- Comment on get yourselves some maid already 1 day ago:
Maid?
- Comment on 1 day ago:
Padded seats seemed to be kind of common in the 80s. I haven’t really seen them since.
- Comment on "Mom, we can just go back to burning wood" 1 day ago:
If you set yourself on fire, it can keep you warm for the rest of your life.
- Comment on Ahh, time for another hard days work of shit posting! *opens lemmy* 2 days ago:
He’s not heavy, he’s my brother.
- Comment on Granted. 2 days ago:
A garbanzo bean on my chest doesn’t cost an extra $40.
- Comment on POV 3 days ago:
Except I don’t have a partner.
- Comment on scam alert 3 days ago:
And where’s she gonna hide a weapon?
- Comment on Trump emails be like 3 days ago:
YOU HAVE BEEN DOOTED
Our FILES INDICATE you have been SPOOTED by SPOOPY DOOT DOOT.
Be sure to SPOO DOOT at the upcoming POOT TOOT.
- Comment on They say "Change is slow" for anything that benefits the working class, but change is always instant for the Billionaire Class. 4 days ago:
But muh Freedom Fries
- Comment on Gap Year 🧏 5 days ago:
I wished I could survive being unemployed for three decades. Like without living under a bridge.
- Comment on It's funny how once a country has Universal Healthcare they never give it up. 5 days ago:
Would be funny if he enacted a bunch of socialist policy just so he could make a one time profit, but leaving us all in a better place in the long run. Too bad his pedo buddies won’t allow it.
- Comment on Remember this, Kids! 5 days ago:
Until death, do us part.
- Comment on Just a sleepy guy in a wakey world 6 days ago:
Assuming no one gets hurt, this would be kind of a funny prank for someone sleeping on a garbage outdoor couch on the lawn. (I’m assuming blatz or schlitz or Milwaukee’s best were somehow involved here.)
- Comment on Good luck, space cowboy 1 week ago:
Ah yes, the horse-walks-into-a-bar cut.
- Comment on Don't 1 week ago:
no snek on snek
- Comment on The greatest sword 1 week ago:
This looks very original Zelda on NES.
- Comment on The greatest sword 1 week ago:
Mom said to pick up milk on your way home.
- Comment on Sick day 1 week ago:
They either have a really fancy laundry room, or a really shitty living room.
- Comment on Anon has a nephew 1 week ago:
I have an anon who comes to visit three days a week. We play basketball. Eat chicken fingers with ranch. Teach him how to breathe through his nose and not walk on his knuckles. Now we on Reddit. Thanks for the gold kind stranger.
- Comment on those arent thumbs 1 week ago:
those aren’t thames
- Comment on Anon fears The Hand 1 week ago:
I suppose you would gamble on location? Country/state. Age and gender of victim? And then they read it on the nightly news like lotto numbers? “Male. 40s. Mexico.” You win the Hand Jackpot.
- Comment on Anon fears The Hand 1 week ago:
Hand eye coordination
- Comment on 🍳 challenge 1 week ago:
Range against the machine.
- Comment on 🍳 challenge 1 week ago:
I am the eggpan
- Comment on fish alignment matrix 1 week ago:
Usually that’s cod.
- Comment on fish alignment matrix 1 week ago:
I had not heard of a drum fish before either.
The freshwater drum, Aplodinotus grunniens, is a fish endemic to North and Central America. It is the only species in the genus Aplodinotus, and is a member of the family Sciaenidae
- Comment on Unlike her just gaming or whatever 😄 1 week ago:
Clearly there is some debate about this by people who have more pixels than I do. Also she looks like she’s 12 years old and that’s her 45 y/o mom dancing next to her.
- Comment on US will allow truckers to drive 16 hours per day instead of the previous limit of 14 hours 1 week ago:
We can just import more meth from the drug boats we blew up.
- Comment on US will allow truckers to drive 16 hours per day instead of the previous limit of 14 hours 1 week ago:
It has the full self driving working right?