jaybone

@jaybone@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iran's shitposts were obliterated, too!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m surprised Trump doesn’t ask musk to remove all Iranian state accounts on Twitter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you repeat that?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m picturing some early 2000s flash based webpage called Frog Dance!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PPE w⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, you dial 9 - 1, in case I don’t come back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marshmallow Fluff⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know. I’ve never had a good day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iran attacks Oracle as retribution for sacked employees⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It might be the last season.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A lot less blue too... Hmmmm....⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t they know about shrinkage?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pew Pew⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Space lasers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pew Pew⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d like to see the research paper on this before I believe anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chess.⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The Brown Opening

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chess.⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  There are many tutorials online.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FaKe LaNdInG 👁️⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Well then the conspiracy is confirmed. Checkmate, round earthers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨c o n s e r v a t i o n⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah Iran said they supposedly had all these drones off the coast of California. Though most of the new data centers are coming up more inland in the desert or the Midwest in republican states with less regulation. I guess now they can claim they did that for security reasons too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨c o n s e r v a t i o n⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok. So why are the data centers still there?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FaKe LaNdInG 👁️⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  What if this one takes pictures of the landing site and the flag? I suppose they can say it’s AI generated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not saying that I agree. But I understand.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I know filing a false report is a crime. But it seems like they would just give her a warning and tell her to stop doing it, because they have more important things to do than arrest her. Unless she is doing this repeatedly after warnings. Also it’s probably something more like misuse of 911. I don’t think she actually filed a police report, as no officer would have taken such a report, since there wouldn’t have been a crime committed to report.

  A false report would be if a crime occurred and you make false statements about it, or you make up the crime entirely (like saying you were robbed when you were not.) It’s not like they are actually investigating these British accents.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not saying that I agree. But I understand.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t think ICE took mugshots.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not saying that I agree. But I understand.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone else already pointed out why this is AI, which I was also suspecting. Why would they arrest her for this, and why would she have this shit eating grin in the booking photo. And why would this be breaking news.

  But I could see someone hating their neighbor and attempting to get them deported by getting ICE involved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a thick waffle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zen⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In the Bay Area we have lots of pizza places run by Indian people.

  Some of them will offer Indian style toppings, like paneer, which is actually pretty good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dyk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There was some (mildly) famous case, I think a book was written about it, of a woman who was a necrophiliac and worked at a morgue. There was a big reddit thread about it years ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Off to the States tomorrow for Easter.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Because only in the US are farm fields rectangular.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sometimes parents don't make sense.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t get it, but I didn’t read much Calvin. Is his dad a terrorist? That’s the joke?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sometimes parents don't make sense.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Scalping?

  “These aren’t Yankees tickets, it’s just a bunch of dirt and shit.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SlopOS 11⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Or .Copilot which is the same as the other Copilot, except they fucked up all the naming conventions and it only runs on their platform.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SlopOS 11⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that Copilot+ ?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SlopOS 11⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oddly separate from Copilot Pharmacy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SlopOS 11⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We need to go back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He'll think it's hilarious.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Then play “I got your nose.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the more you know⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it would be “cleaner” in terms of taste though. Like you could more easily wash it out with a sip of cold soda afterwards. But the nacho cheese with Oreo stuffing would linger for a while.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jimmy's Rustled⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  People didn’t write like that 100 years ago.

  “[Puts action after statement in brackets]”

  They didn’t even write like that 25 years ago.