jaybone

@jaybone@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the issue: carpet beetles⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  That looks like laminate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  If my grandmother had wheels, she would be a bicycle. But she would also be my grandmother.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Fruit de la merde

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Our dancers have infinite curves⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  YOURE A MORPHISM

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Invincible⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s talk about Wonderwoman’s jet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's really not okay⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They have a large roll of paper, which they cut cleanly with a paper cutting guillotine, just so they can leave awkwardly large notes laying around the house.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's really not okay⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So the door is like 16” wide?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's really not okay⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Also who is going to use a piece of paper that size? The angle on the door and door size also looks odd.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh that’s a counter lol. The perspective is weird here to me. Almost looks like a little bench or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I did this at multiple coffee shops I hung out at. This is how you met people. Also no one smokes anymore. That was also a big part of socialization.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Portable … toilet?

  I too own a bucket.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That sign looks like it really blocks access to those refrigerators. is it even necessary to be so obnoxious about your lousy cheap lack of WiFi? Just have a little sign that says “no WiFi” if that is even really necessary, without being sarcastic about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just trying to scan my TPS reports⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I seem to remember some annoying shit called TWAIN from decades ago, which was always giving me errors and headache. Is that still a thing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fuck the rules!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I wear a snow jacket which I hollow out and fill with chili cheese dogs, then I abandon it in the bathroom trash can. It would actually be cheaper just to buy the hot dog and the nachos, but it’s the challenge that motivates me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon describes apple's practices⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I can still make out some of these symbols.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon describes apple's practices⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Could this be any more blurry?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's still captivating⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re not real.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was inevitable⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How is it a chocolate sandwich though?

  I have a ham sandwich, or I have a salami sandwich. I don’t have a “bread sandwich.”

  The shit in the middle isn’t chocolate right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yikes⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This reminds me of The Office episode where Daryl is out on some kind of injury.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yikes⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, are they not movies?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yikes⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The weirdest thing about this to me is “promote a local haunted trail.” How shitty and not-haunted is your haunted trail that you need someone in a cow suit to promote it?

  The rest of it is a no brainer. Obviously if I’m in a cow suit, I’m getting drunk and pissing on your porch. Nothing weird about that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fart kontrol⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, “fart” is where English gets “fare”, that makes sense I guess. Is that coincidentally where English gets “far”? Otherwise I’d think it’s closer to where we get “wide”. Like weit gefahren?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fart kontrol⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess this is where we get “haste”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Honkey McRoundeye

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Frencherprise

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easy steezy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Technically true. How would we make this joke work then? Instead of “name” what could she have said?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox Producer Recommends Laid Off Workers Should Use AI To 'Help Reduce The Emotional And Cognitive Load That Comes With Job Loss'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Either he’s been selling the AI kool aid for so long that he actually believes his own bullshit, or he’s just stuck in “must sell AI for all things at all times always” mode. Either way it’s a new level of depravity for these exec assholes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox Producer Recommends Laid Off Workers Should Use AI To 'Help Reduce The Emotional And Cognitive Load That Comes With Job Loss'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Should be in nottheonion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I require nothing more⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t try jumping jacks there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨His name is⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah this is like the cutest shark I’ve ever seen. I totally want to pet it, but I also don’t want to lose my arm.