jaybone

@jaybone@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn Led Zeppelin and their Stairway to Heaven!⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Even without a wheelchair, that looks super unsafe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The city is so lively⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kanye ass idea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Do I get a free Nazi tshirt before P Diddy names you in the trial?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon misses the classic design⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s easier to pack and ship cylinders than it is to ship oblong spheroids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  And then cook it with Dragon Breath. This is the most peaceful resolution for Skyrim. And I still feel bad about all those plates I stole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you pretend to know where pizza slices come from?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Also if the pizza is really hot, it does burn damage to the roof of your mouth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am not a builder… but that does not seem right⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope you put a can of beer back in there with a note before you sealed it back up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weapons trafficking⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Stole Kardashian jewelry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s terrible garbage, but we need to do illegal things to create it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rip willy boy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but I enjoy complaining about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rip willy boy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They are remaking planes trains and automobiles? With will smith??? I suppose he will play Steve martins character. Who will play the other guy? (Jack Black maybe?) what a steaming pile of shit that will be. Is nothing sacred? I’d probably even watch it just to see how bad it is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rip willy boy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Now they fly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Consistency is key⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re getting downvoted but what about beef tartar?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life hack⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t wait for snack time on the Karen flight. You better believe they’re gonna have those fuckin pretzels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot in the car today⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think that’s how diarrhea works.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot in the car today⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He hate us cuz he anus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If it ain’t broke…⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wearing cancer was a bad choice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Canon requires an account to transfer images from your camera. Forces you to sign up using Chrome.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is “pro-NATO” the new “both sides”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Really chess.com?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So their favorite square is not on an edge of the board. How can we further narrow this down?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tequ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thought that was a bong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This meme goes way back⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A more accurate version would be orpheus’s wife doing this on their way back up from the underworld.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you are now witnessing the peak of online discourse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  [puts on robe and wizard hat]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please advise⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this the Win98 skin for an SMS app?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please advise⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When I’m poopin, I’m strapped. Pop pop pop, plop plop plop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think a story that mixes magic with super advanced technology can work?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  DS9?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think a story that mixes magic with super advanced technology can work?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How do you treat cars and swords.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DOGE Used a Meta AI Model to Review Emails From Federal Workers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t we already know this? Is this news?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It could be

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that fetterman?