Reproductive strategy

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• humanamerican@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Human penises do this too.

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  • DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, but you’ve gotta find one, put a handle on it… Do the digging around with it, then have the actual sex afterwards. It’s a whole deal - takes most of a day.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you like it, then you better put a handle on it.

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, that’s the only reason I ever bang OP’s mom

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I was gonna say, this is a very typical activity.

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• bryophile@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  On potential mates? Meaning there’s dragonflies who do the scooping and then be like “never mind”?

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  • Eternal192@anarchist.nexus ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah it’s when they notice how much was in there they be like bye Felicia!

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  • SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don't kinkshame.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Been dragon too much jizz, imma fly right outta here.

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  • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or another dragonfly dude came along and scooped out his spunk

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    • bryophile@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah but as soon as he inserts his penisshovel she’s not a potential mate anymore?

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• Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What is a penis but a jizz shovel really

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Blast it, how do I pin a comment… I just get stupid mod options to nuke it. This needs to be put on the fridge.

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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Most animals with penises don’t have ones that work as effective shovels

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    • luciole@beehaw.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah we have tongues for that.

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh that’s nothing, duck penises explode and have fucking spikes.

  Just realized that the last term can be taken with two completely different but still accurate meanings.

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  • Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And duck vaginas in response have a maze of dead ends. Duck reproduction is FUBAR.

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It is penis.

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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The clerk was just reacting to the person somehow using “it’s” in a way they could hear

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• 5ha99y@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I always tell people about ducks and get them to laughXD

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  • Tiger666@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You tell them about rape and they laugh?

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    • 5ha99y@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yep, I mean it’s not human rape, its duck quirkiness. That’s funny… I know,humans are weirdXD

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• Blubber28@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That is why I always carry a straw with me when I go on dates

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  • Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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• zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They also vibrate.

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  • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For her pleasure

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