Danarchy

@Danarchy@lemmy.nz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is even happening lately?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Elvira, Mistress of the Park

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You shall not drink!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You can tell it’s fancy cause it’s wrapped twice. You open it, and it still ain’t open.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Classic Move⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If they hit me with “age before beauty” I give back a withering “pearls before swine” (I am wearing pearls in this example btw)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do what you gotta do in this economy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dancing at the jizz bar for a few credits to spend on death sticks. Lighting the saber at both ends. Glad he turned his life around

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You don't know me, you don't know my life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When I get downvotes on a comment that probably only I find funny it also low key rules

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fact Check: **TRUE**⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hosses, surely

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Congratulations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yet another amazing and stupid thing our brains can and will do

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you are startled by what you see⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That me pegs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How original. Fucking Shakespeare over here.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why tha part of Watchmen where that blue guy just sort of sits there rules so hard. Goes to a setting and does nothing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It'll fit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Easy way to pack sugar cubes to train my 17 horses. Neat!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have to stop doing this.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She juggles them you sick fucks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Subway construction in English-speaking countries is even more expensive than previously thought, compared to the rest of the world⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  THIS IS WHY ITS MORE EXPENSIVE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We carry the flames!🔥⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Charlie was just a transvivial boy who finally got his wish to be a skelly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sharks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Similarly, whoever named “scabies” really nailed it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So are they like extinct or something?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some pretty rhombus logic if you ask me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon steams up the sauna⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it naked I here or is that just you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Labor Day!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why take a swing at the honest, humble Modelo. Makers of the finest canned Michelada, Modelo Fine Beers Inc. has stood at the forefront of th

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reproductive strategy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What is a penis but a jizz shovel really

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The town and HOA only have two settings for a holiday: Jesus and Troops. I guess Labor days is a "Troops" holiday.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for your service (in the class war)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steal a little⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You wouldn’t BURGLE a HAM

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why festivals are called that all teeming with wretched humans and their various parasites

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How are you going to never forget 9/11 this year? What are you never forgetful for?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Knock knock who’s there 9/11 9/11 who

  You said you’d never forget

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨found this helpful map of which countries are turkiye on turkiye's government website⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Technically they should have that on their Ministry of Here Affairs website

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now's your chance!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  This buddy has some p decent ‘leens

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Next time we go in together and I teach u the secret of Solomon’s flush

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He was low key about it — a ninja gay dean

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Incoming!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Old tires are often full of mosquito babies so I always give em a good honk of DDT like Donald Duck taught me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disappointed!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ty I am very reappointed now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delish⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would gladly m’lady for the merest slurp

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grandma must have really loved Pringles.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pringles fetching is a hand job