Danarchy
@Danarchy@lemmy.nz
- Comment on Noice 2 days ago:
He made her pumpgrnant
- Comment on SBA #270 Time for a Commercial Break! SpongeBob Adventures is brought to you by... 5 days ago:
French chefs have worked for decades to try to achieve this but in the end it was the mighty corporation of whoever does hot pocs
- Comment on I just organized these! 5 days ago:
My Sicilian stock clerk arranges them the other way so I clearly cannot choose the milk in front of me
- Comment on Mug 5 days ago:
U don’t have to censor “ography”
- Comment on nice sleeves 5 days ago:
Use it on the balls of an enemy and they will think they got hit with a torsion spell
- Comment on Warning for students 5 days ago:
$20, same as in town
- Comment on Delish 2 2 weeks ago:
Half again the length of a human hand and thrice as plump?! I question your illustrated eclair’s dimensions!
(Specifically I question where I may purchase such a one)
- Comment on The Black Cockerel 2 weeks ago:
The Challenger exhaust trail leading up to an explosive split, punctuated by a cloud of yellow feathers
- Comment on Br*tish breakfast "food". 2 weeks ago:
Beans on toast slaps tho, to the point where I’d choose it over a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity or — yes! — even a Moons Over My Hammy
- Comment on Thousands of children facing silent battle against arthritis 2 weeks ago:
It’s not completely silent tho for example when they go “ah! or “ouch!” or they suck air in through their teeth, the poor li’l ragamuffins
- Comment on Me_IRL 2 weeks ago:
They’re in the round things aisle
- Comment on Bean boys this week 2 weeks ago:
A witch’s curse would turn the guy in the foreground into a delicate mandolin whilst the same curse would turn the foot pervert in the background into a handsome yet sinister cello
- Comment on Das Fluten Duten 2 weeks ago:
The world banned those ever since Batman pointed out that some days you just can’t get rid of one
- Comment on Don't give the people what they want 2 weeks ago:
Profane
And profane products
- Comment on this site is all soapy titties and piss-drinking 2 weeks ago:
Can’t a person just enjoy their cocoa pebbles without all these soapy tiddy piss nurses
- Comment on It’s rarely been harder for people to find new jobs 2 weeks ago:
Off to look for new jobs with my briefcase full of jizzum
- Comment on o.0 2 weeks ago:
Back when we used to live in a society this could have been a demotivatioal poster
- Comment on 'tis the season 2 weeks ago:
I decided to accept and love pumpkin spice because of how it’s been used to do bigotry against basic bitches
- Comment on I choo-choo-choose you! 2 weeks ago:
Just adds realism to the ‘train going thru the tunnel’ part of the sex montage
- Comment on What is even happening lately? 3 weeks ago:
Elvira, Mistress of the Park
- Comment on You shall not drink! 3 weeks ago:
You can tell it’s fancy cause it’s wrapped twice. You open it, and it still ain’t open.
- Comment on Classic Move 3 weeks ago:
If they hit me with “age before beauty” I give back a withering “pearls before swine” (I am wearing pearls in this example btw)
- Comment on Do what you gotta do in this economy 3 weeks ago:
Dancing at the jizz bar for a few credits to spend on death sticks. Lighting the saber at both ends. Glad he turned his life around
- Comment on You don't know me, you don't know my life 3 weeks ago:
When I get downvotes on a comment that probably only I find funny it also low key rules
- Comment on Fact Check: **TRUE** 4 weeks ago:
Hosses, surely
- Comment on Congratulations 4 weeks ago:
Yet another amazing and stupid thing our brains can and will do
- Comment on When you are startled by what you see 4 weeks ago:
That me pegs
- Comment on How original. Fucking Shakespeare over here. 4 weeks ago:
This is why tha part of Watchmen where that blue guy just sort of sits there rules so hard. Goes to a setting and does nothing
- Comment on It'll fit 5 weeks ago:
Easy way to pack sugar cubes to train my 17 horses. Neat!
- Comment on You have to stop doing this. 5 weeks ago:
She juggles them you sick fucks