Danarchy

@Danarchy@lemmy.nz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How’s it going? Me:⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You are a champion LUNG-O player!

  I dabble in the sport — a few years back I remember going through about a week of heavy wildfire smoke and my brand new furnace filter looked like a 6th grade health class model smokers lung. The sun/moon were blood red & I thought shit no wonder all the end times prophecies mention the moon turnt to blood… that’s just an easy prediction because all the shits on fire

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US problems require US solutions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah the old n+1 guns gambit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How’s it going? Me:⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dang 224 is pretty high up there! Not many people can score that high — keep it up!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Back in my day⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Average people on the other hand are just getting more and more average

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now that's a real flex⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nursing a baby ofc

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stay Away⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Join us next time for more Rules of the Rudd

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He just wanted to see the world 😔⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The most fucked up thing is that this all took place in a 10 square mile radius due to the technology of the time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We now pause for a moment, take a break from the tesseract drama, and reflect on what truly makes our community beautiful and unique.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Crack open a fine logger, so named for the healthy logs formed after you consume

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brought to you by RFK Jr.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In some parts of the northeast it’s moida

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good luck dumbass⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The chainsaw is the wrong direction to disenfootinate an intruder, Poindexter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(Ji)moth(y)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is some glam posting. The g and the osting are silent and also there is no space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I prefer mine with the bone⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  See, this is why you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alternative medicine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the demons leaving your blood and mitochondria. Keep going, up the dose, and make sure you give a bunch to all your idiot friends

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rumors of his death have been greatly exaggerated⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mitch’s big artificials

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my tummy hurts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Time was you would order extra meat if u wanted a sloppy Taco Bell shit, but now just get the lettuce

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries something new⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So he started dating a sexual woman big whoop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*pulls up with spinners on*⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  DJ Curious G backing him up b/c he can spin twice as many rekkids using his hands and his feet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*pulls up with spinners on*⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Said all you little countries tryna be a bigger nation

  I got one word for you boi, balkanization

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You laugh but this train was designed to pass through triangular tunnels — impossible for enemy trains!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Gender is a scam made by bathrooms companies to sell more bathrooms"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All of these so-called bathroom care-abouters nearly always have a unisex bathroom right under their own home roof! Hypocricy much???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mr Bussy, hello?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am hungover and full of regrets.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Back in the day we called it the diobble-wobble, then later just the yobble-wobble or yobblin’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stay hydrated🙏⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only a human can know the thirst for coffee and obedience

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what of it? 🤨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Probably accurate⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The real Ben Franklin if time travel was invented “JFC another one idk fuck off back to your OWN TIME, MAYBE?!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What degenerate would do this ?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Teddy Ruxpette isn’t real and can’t hurt me Teddy Ruxpette isn’t real and can’t OH GOD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks civilised to me.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s a stand up guy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It’s always too little or too much. There is no in between⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The benefit of smol pp is you stay so skinny if you use it to decide food portions

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stay hydrated🙏⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every day I wake up and I let my watersub out of its fridgecage “have u been a good several trillion molecules while zaddy slept” i say “yes” they reply “yes what” I say “zaddy! Yes zaddy” but it is too late they have earned their corrective action so it’s out of the Brita and into the electric kettle for some steamplay “what happens to water molicussys that forget the rules?” I ask but they are already screaming with the boiling extacy of pain and pleasure knowing I have even bigger plans for them in the form of the glass and steel French press. Soon you will be hot and dirty just like you deserve, liquislut

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It’s always too little or too much. There is no in between⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Spaghetti potion size, or so, taking into account how greedy your guests may be