Danarchy
@Danarchy@lemmy.nz
- Comment on I am hungover and full of regrets. 3 days ago:
Back in the day we called it the diobble-wobble, then later just the yobble-wobble or yobblin’
- Comment on stay hydrated🙏 3 days ago:
Only a human can know the thirst for coffee and obedience
- Comment on what of it? 🤨 3 days ago:
- Comment on Probably accurate 3 days ago:
The real Ben Franklin if time travel was invented “JFC another one idk fuck off back to your OWN TIME, MAYBE?!”
- Comment on What degenerate would do this ? 4 days ago:
Teddy Ruxpette isn’t real and can’t hurt me Teddy Ruxpette isn’t real and can’t OH GOD
- Comment on Looks civilised to me. 4 days ago:
He’s a stand up guy
- Comment on It’s always too little or too much. There is no in between 5 days ago:
The benefit of smol pp is you stay so skinny if you use it to decide food portions
- Comment on stay hydrated🙏 5 days ago:
Every day I wake up and I let my watersub out of its fridgecage “have u been a good several trillion molecules while zaddy slept” i say “yes” they reply “yes what” I say “zaddy! Yes zaddy” but it is too late they have earned their corrective action so it’s out of the Brita and into the electric kettle for some steamplay “what happens to water molicussys that forget the rules?” I ask but they are already screaming with the boiling extacy of pain and pleasure knowing I have even bigger plans for them in the form of the glass and steel French press. Soon you will be hot and dirty just like you deserve, liquislut
- Comment on It’s always too little or too much. There is no in between 5 days ago:
Spaghetti potion size, or so, taking into account how greedy your guests may be
- Comment on Fingies 5 days ago:
Sometimes even gaping
- Comment on Fingies 5 days ago:
It’s impossible for a horse to pick its nose even though the boogers get large and big
- Comment on It’s always too little or too much. There is no in between 5 days ago:
Easy just make an O with your mouth and cook as much spaghetti as will fit into it for each guest
- Comment on Take that Aussies, USA #1! 5 days ago:
USA 🤝AUS
Indigenous genocide
- Comment on Videogames: Then and Now 1 week ago:
Mario bounce castle is fun tho fuck the h8rz
- Comment on Fuck yea bro! 1 week ago:
Finally a leg up against labia in the camel toe race
- Comment on I can feel my horny level rising to 30% 1 week ago:
Ward I think you were a little hard on the beaver
- Comment on get quacked idiot! 1 week ago:
This would be brilliant tho b/c ppl would think the yellow is just a long ass duck bill until urk too late, pally-o
- Comment on The agenda 1 week ago:
As usual red is doing most of the work here just like in real gay
- Comment on It is prophesied 1 week ago:
I feel like girls camp had a song about this
- Comment on That original batch sounds tasty 1 week ago:
Modern pink lemonades lack the clown musk, sadly
- Comment on After seeing that sign I would carry him in 1 week ago:
If this is a bread store it’s a fair request
- Comment on blow them all away 1 week ago:
Inside the card: $100 a week buys my silence. Tick tock, pops.
- Comment on Be strong with your piss 1 week ago:
I hate MFers who’s technique has no honor
- Comment on manifestation 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Mayonnaise included 2 weeks ago:
Finger-bang orangutan
- Comment on Time to play the game the game the game the game te gam t ga t 2 weeks ago:
THERE! ARE! FOUR! THE GAMES!
- Comment on He's never wrong 2 weeks ago:
I done seent this guy when sleep-paralyzed, but in my case it was my brain misinterpreting a coat hanging on my bedroom door
- Comment on Operation enduring algae 2 weeks ago:
The aggressive algae all had tiny little stiletto knives and leather jackets
- Comment on Slash ess 2 weeks ago:
\S
- Comment on More 2 weeks ago:
Back in the day I used to grab a handful of free dongjackets from the bowl of adult cereal down at the planned parenthood
