Danarchy

@Danarchy@lemmy.nz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where are we heading?⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  2026 hey buddy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hell yeah brother!⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This would happen at a urinal or pool changing room and you’d start cranking and a kid would walk in and next thing you know you have a job at the White House all because of foolish vanity sometimes it’s ok to stay a gherkin u don’t need to be a gas station individually wrapped dill pickle all the time so to speak

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨workout⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You can have my road sodas when you scrape them off my cold, dead school bus full of children

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slice of ketchup anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The first ketchup you could use to roll a fatty like dogg lemme hit that Heinz 57 Blunt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here comes mommy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “I’ll make YOU see squared, punkass mfer”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Top Movies" in Amazon Prime is full of series⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Jack Ryan? Oh honey, you bet I do

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Top Movies" in Amazon Prime is full of series⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  None of these people top wtf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always felt left out⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a 10 and dysnumberlexic so sometimes I would still stand back in those days

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there an optimal angle when using a urinal?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If someone is in the upstairs bathroom you’ll need to adjust for the highpotinuse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can only joke about things that don't bother MMEEEEEE⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  CK was basically all the Willy Wonka brats rolled up into one… like if Wonka made a fruit gusher or somn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon thinks about Truman⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine if he was a sexual orabator all lookin in the mirror like oh yeah you like that beard don’t you oh what you want I should take off this hat General Lee mmm (strokes beard) call me Mr President then well talk meet u at appopatjx nnngh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most could work on anyone really⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some of these are very tallblist

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New York real estate titan likens the phrase ‘tax the rich’ to racial slurs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol chop chop, guoillo-bait

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would they really?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The emus already won a war so it would be the Florida mans ended up pergmnt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🫪🫪🫪⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Much like the noble autobots, there is so much more to Marxist theory than meets the eye

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you a "weedhead"?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, Fast Eddie and the other hop-heads really gave her the business, what with finking on her to the fuzz like that. A real bunch of drips

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make a few meme posts a day, some are good. Ask a good question once a week and post a good shower thought when I have one. Feel like a good lemmy contributor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Chad social contract enjoyer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make a few meme posts a day, some are good. Ask a good question once a week and post a good shower thought when I have one. Feel like a good lemmy contributor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget to shitpost in serious threads and seriouspost in shitpost threads such as now when the trump-Israel axis is trading dead babies like they were funkopops. Do this and the hotties (any gender) will be all up ons

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Got that first up against the wall when the revolution comes typa rizz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Glizzy in a bottle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a sin. Whether a venal or mortal sin is not up to me to say, but nevertheless

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Live fearlessly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lying cables⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “You’ll never get me copper!”

  -a pirate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thoughts and prayers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing wrong with eating 3 square meals a day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forbidden fourth leche⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There is an opportunity cost of not being able to do a whippit tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sure do this speaks volumes. Including just how awfully prescient this is.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Posting this is wildly disrespectful to R Cobb and his rights just so you fyi (he reserved them)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How do u get this job my guidance councelor failed to mention this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At the park, and it's such a beautiful day! 😃⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, this really blew up!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valid crashout⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The name stands for “chicken filet, A1 quality” which you only get from godfearing poultry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone else goes to hell⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Like for a crime?

  “Yes officer, suspect #5 did this” 👉

  Her: 👄

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give the people what they really need⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It was definitely a grey market situation, so maybe labeling standards are accordingly lax. They also had loads of different shroom types and coca tea