Danarchy
@Danarchy@lemmy.nz
- Comment on You have to pay for those Mr.Flock 8 minutes ago:
I could easily get $300 of water from plumbing for a urinal
- Comment on You have to pay for those Mr.Flock 5 hours ago:
Each of these has $300 in liquid gold inside of them so it would be a shame to tell all the tweakers this fact
- Comment on Oh no 1 day ago:
I’m seeing less bc I’m playing thru all the games I ain’t played over the last however many years such as dragon age inquisition and whatnot
- Comment on You got this 💪 2 days ago:
There is a theoretical inbetween state known as chudmuffin
- Comment on Get in my cup! 2 days ago:
You are drinking me flavuored air juice
- Comment on Just Think About It 4 days ago:
Did lightning m’queen get that hussy Fast Sally or w/e did he get her cargnant
- Comment on Cursed Headset 5 days ago:
The sound has great penetration
- Comment on I need an adult 5 days ago:
It refers to the communism of the onions
- Comment on The finest vintage 5 days ago:
Just wait til u try mikes hard juice that leaks out when you cut open a package of ham
- Comment on success 5 days ago:
Man you could have nested those dishes and got way more slacking time
- Comment on Think Smart, Not Harder 5 days ago:
How’s a puzzle dog gonna do a horse puzzle?
- Comment on Onions 5 days ago:
It’s fine because there’s a steady state of a good number of bitchin fossils at any given point
- Comment on Fine. _zips up, sulks_ 6 days ago:
No tea-ball
- Comment on guys, i was able to take this picture of my green-white tablecloth with a white star with the sun shining through a hole during the eclipse 6 days ago:
That could be the man in the moon winking or even the butthole of the moon about which science knows so little
- Comment on Those damned leftists!!!1!! 6 days ago:
A weed smoking patio is an amazing life upgrade tho
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
When he entered we was but a weak snotling
- Comment on Never sleeping again 1 week ago:
Homie should learn to lucid dream so that this can all be their fault
- Comment on Nah nuh nah nah nuh nuh nuh nah nah nuh nuh 1 week ago:
Butterin’ makes me feel good
- Comment on Disc drive needed 1 week ago:
CDz burning nutz!
- Comment on greeting a CEO 1 week ago:
CEO =
Cut
‘Ead
Off
- Comment on Friends. 1 week ago:
“That man has gone too far. That is too many clothes for one man to wear.”
- Comment on What I felt, what I've know, a giant rat I have booooned 1 week ago:
The best part about when you suck off Munch is the whole band sings a song about how you’re sucking him off & it’s to the tune of a popular song of the era such as I Want it That Way, or Let the Good Times Roll for example depending on what decade it is when you do that nasty deed
- Comment on Remember all the Great Lakes with this handy mnemonic! 1 week ago:
I learnt it using the last letters of each lake
Ryan
Nice
Ned’s
Erie
O
- Comment on Bzzzzzz 1 week ago:
They stole it off Twitter and Reddit where people have said this for YEARS
- Comment on A cow is more likely to kill you than a shark 1 week ago:
When you burn the remains of these ancient life forms it releases their ghosts and that’s what kills so many when they breathe haunted air
- Comment on On so many occasions 2 weeks ago:
My dick Has taken me places Yo dick Had ‘em makin faces My dick Silent hill Yo dick Vile and shrill My dick is like a gun Yo dick is minus one
- Comment on Cheeseus Christ, the comments 2 weeks ago:
Mike Bass, it will cost you everything
- Comment on In Star Wars, what would it mean "to bring balance to The Force?" 2 weeks ago:
The prophesy was misheard. Originally it was “bring bell-ends to the force” which tbf ended up happening
- Comment on kids playing on a dead whale and not a tablet or phone in sight 2 weeks ago:
Reach in and grab some free ambergris dumbass kids
- Comment on Become ungovernable 2 weeks ago:
No…? Dogs, please!