I wish he'd die by the sword already. Or any other instrument, really.
Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him
Submitted 2 weeks ago by cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Chozo@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My vote is for enlarged-infected-hemorrhoid disease.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I want the HGH he’s taking to finally pop the organs in his chest.
NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Bromo Dragonfly overdose gets my vote.
See nothing but unspeakable horrors for months (see: Beksinski paintings) and then watch your arms and legs fall off in real life because it’s a powerful vasoconstrictor.
AppleTea@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
botched penis surgery
rumor has it he’s already given himself erectile dysfunction with one already
Lord743@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Anal fissure that literally rips a new but hole for you
chewypoops@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Looks exactly like the freak.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Let’s be real here. Elon Musk would find plenty of reasons to come at any puppet show.
(Because they are attended by children. The insinuation is that he is a pedophile, you see).
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
“Kung fu practice” reads like jeff talking about “Jerky”
PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Don’t feed the trillionaire troll, everybody.
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Too late, my taxpayer money is being used to send up our astronauts.
LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub 2 weeks ago
Don’t feed the Trollionaire
DrSoap@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ywa everyone should just block him and take away his voice.
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
…unless its laced with poison… just kidding.
spacegoat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That sounds like a credible threat of violence on musks’s oart. Deport
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Damn right
I’m sick and tired of all these foreigners coming to my country, taking my tax dollars and using them on their vanity projects like flying cars and on top of it they threaten me with violence. ICE, arrest that man.
SoupBrick@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
In early 1996, their startup, an early online city guide and mapping tool, got a $3 million infusion from venture capitalists. The investors soon found themselves surprised, according to Kimbal Musk’s account captured in a video of the 2013 event posted on the Milken Institute’s YouTube page.
“When they did fund us,” Kimbal Musk recalled, “they realized that we were illegal immigrants.”
“Well…” Elon Musk interjected.
“Yes, we were,” Kimbal Musk pushed back.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Aight. Scrap den.
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Are you kidding? The puppets would kick Elon’s ass easily. They are much stronger than him.
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Hello puppet seller. I am going into twitter battle, and I want your strongest puppets.
UnCollaredCarrot@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dudes going to taste all chemically and the meat will be stringy. Now he’s perfectly fine for beheading and placing the head on a spike to display as the vultures pick the rotting flesh from the skull. Heck, thats an environmentally friendly way of disposing of billionaires.
measureyoucanpleasure@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
There’s no evidence he’s addicted to ketamine, please stop spreading these rumours, they are hurting the reputation of drug addicts.
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He’s addicted to be a spazzy piece of shit no one likes.
Malica@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Has there ever existed a more pathetic person?
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Helen Keller once said, “the most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but no vision,” so by her expert opinion I’d say no, Elon is the most pathetic person ever.
Malica@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
His vision best represented by the Cybertruck.
obvs@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I mean, it really seems like there are a total of two people in contention at this point.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It really is a dead tie between him and Trump. At least as far as my own lifetime and knowledge of the past go. And I’m not joking. I honestly believe they are the two most pathetic humans in recorded human history. Taking into account being born on 3rd base (to say the least), access to resources, influence, and how they behave regardless of those advantages. Yeah, just utterly pathetic on a level beyond what I would normally consider pathetic. We almost need a new word to describe it.
drmoose@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
How can someone be such a loser. Like, willingly. Who’s to blame here - not bad parenting or childhood trauma - just a loser by choice
quantumcrop@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
His dad somehow manages to be an objectively worse person. He married his step daughter who he’d raised since she was 6 years old, and brags about shooting and killing black men in South Africa.
Don’t get me wrong, fuck Elon, but I imagine he did experience bad parenting.
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The bill WILL come due for him. My bet is he flees back to South Africa, where he will be captured and beaten to death. Get it on Kalshi I’ll throw $5 on it lol.
Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Can I bet he’ll flee to Argentina with his boy toy theil?
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He can’t hide on earth and his daydream of fleeing to Mars is impossible. Odds are humanity will find a way to snatch him. What his captures end up doing to him is anyones guess. If I were him I’d be begging for the accountability and humility of the US federal prison system.
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I hope he likes to Hang around train stations with MAnGo Mussolini.
ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
All of these billionaire oligarchs have put hundreds of millions into lavish underground and offshore survival bunkers; they are fully prepared to hide themselves away from the consequences of their greed and ambition.
diablomnky@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
With only one thermal exhaust port. Would be a shame if someone were to do something to it.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Captured by who? Plenty of white supremacist there who will kiss the ground he walks on. Fucker will probably make New Rhodesia with an army of racist Afrikaners and English South Africans.
Rhaedas@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
That's not what Jesus meant, you dummy genius.
Klear@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
He was setting up the ending, where he - a carpenter - dies by being nailed to a piece of wood.
trojanbark@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This guy is the ultimate definition of cringe
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
trojanbark@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I knew a guy who comes for puppets. He got a lap dance from Elmo once.
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
have you seen him in his swim trunks, he looks like AOT titan.
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The guy from Beakmens World does erotic puppet shows these days.
JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
He has no idea people are laughing at him, does he?
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This tells me elon has many employees he considers puppets. These puppets are used by him to trash others as a third party. He doesn’t think anyone would say anything bad about him unless someone else was paying them.
rmuk@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him
Every accusation is a confession.
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah he has plenty of puppets out right now shitting all over the battleground states.
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
I’m just gonna screenshot that first sentence for when he guys run over by a Tesla on autopilot
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Miss Piggy would mop the floor with Elon Musk.
renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Wait, isn’t this the guy that showed up to work with a black eye and blamed his 5 yo son? https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/us/politics/elon-musk-black-eye.html
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Both explanations I’ve heard are pathetic.
- His 5 year old son hit him (maybe trying to stop him from molesting him?)
- Stephen Miller hit him because Elon banged his wife
Both explanations are pretty bad.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
As a puppet slowly approached him he held his arm up to the heavens and shouted “Sieg Heil!”.
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Mein Furher, save me from the puppets!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Off in the distance, nearly inaudible but coming ever closer…
It’s time to play the music
It’s time to light the lightsLushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Warum?
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
the attack on titan looking fella saying puppets are attacking a giant.
enphurgen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Be careful! he studied the blade
hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sounds like a death threat to me.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Live by the sword, die by the sword.”
Spoken by the coward that tucked his tail between his legs and ran away from Zuckerberg’s challenge to a charity fight.
sportsjorts@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Lock him deep in a fucking solitary cell fucking child murderer.
greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Honestly fair to assume that Democrats are puppets of someone. (I’m still mad at Kathy Hochul)
nastronot@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
What a dork
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Image
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
why does he look like a transfem c programmer but with no fashion sense
Karjalan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Are you implying he isn’t?
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hey look its school shooter edition Elon.
Did you know he was a bully in school? He claims he was bullied but his dad set the record straight. Elon was once pushed down a flight of stairs at school. Elons dad went to the hospital to find Elon crying and demanding his dad to get the kid who pushed him arrested. His dad goes and talks with the principal, police, the students and finds out that Elon had instigated the incident.
Turns out Elon had been bullying this student over the death of his father a few days earlier and he had been such a ruthless prick the kid snapped and pushed Elon down a flight of stairs. No one of authority felt it was fair to punish the kid since Elon had been a major twat and basically earned himself the injuries. Instead he switched Elon to another school.
What a pathological freak of nature.
bcgm3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Bold white text, Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens, superimposed over a photo of Elon Musk looking like a dweeb