If there are any Gepettos or even Strombolis, just realize the sword of Damocles cuts both ways…
Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him
Submitted 6 hours ago by cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Danarchy@lemmy.nz 8 minutes ago
UnCollaredCarrot@piefed.zip 47 minutes ago
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 2 hours ago
Chozo@fedia.io 4 hours ago
I wish he'd die by the sword already. Or any other instrument, really.
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
My vote is for enlarged-infected-hemorrhoid disease.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
Let’s be real here. Elon Musk would find plenty of reasons to come at any puppet show.
(Because they are attended by children. The insinuation is that he is a pedophile, you see).
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
measureyoucanpleasure@piefed.social 2 hours ago
There’s no evidence he’s addicted to ketamine, please stop spreading these rumours, they are hurting the reputation of drug addicts.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Aight. Scrap den.
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Are you kidding? The puppets would kick Elon’s ass easily. They are much stronger than him.
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
Hello puppet seller. I am going into twitter battle, and I want your strongest puppets.
spacegoat@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
That sounds like a credible threat of violence on musks’s oart. Deport
SoupBrick@pawb.social 53 minutes ago
In early 1996, their startup, an early online city guide and mapping tool, got a $3 million infusion from venture capitalists. The investors soon found themselves surprised, according to Kimbal Musk’s account captured in a video of the 2013 event posted on the Milken Institute’s YouTube page.
“When they did fund us,” Kimbal Musk recalled, “they realized that we were illegal immigrants.”
“Well…” Elon Musk interjected.
“Yes, we were,” Kimbal Musk pushed back.
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Damn right
I’m sick and tired of all these foreigners coming to my country, taking my tax dollars and using them on their vanity projects like flying cars and on top of it they threaten me with violence. ICE, arrest that man.
Malica@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
Has there ever existed a more pathetic person?
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Helen Keller once said, “the most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but no vision,” so by her expert opinion I’d say no, Elon is the most pathetic person ever.
Malica@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
His vision best represented by the Cybertruck.
obvs@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I mean, it really seems like there are a total of two people in contention at this point.
renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
Wait, isn’t this the guy that showed up to work with a black eye and blamed his 5 yo son? https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/us/politics/elon-musk-black-eye.html
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 3 hours ago
I’m just gonna screenshot that first sentence for when he guys run over by a Tesla on autopilot
Rhaedas@fedia.io 5 hours ago
That's not what Jesus meant, you dummy genius.
Klear@piefed.world 5 hours ago
He was setting up the ending, where he - a carpenter - dies by being nailed to a piece of wood.
trojanbark@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
This guy is the ultimate definition of cringe
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
trojanbark@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
I knew a guy who comes for puppets. He got a lap dance from Elmo once.
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
The guy from Beakmens World does erotic puppet shows these days.
nastronot@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
What a dork
enphurgen@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Be careful! he studied the blade
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Tattorack@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Sword, meet bullet.
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
db2@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Lets be realistic. It would be a slap fight with both of them bawling.
PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Pfft, all bark and no bite.
TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
Musk is just saying he will come after the lobbyists and large donors of his political critics.
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
So his other silicon valley tech billionaire buddies?
Kintarian@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Come at me bro!
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Careful now. Elon rubbed his weewee against the leg of a flight attendant he hired (then required to get massaging lessons without actually paying her for taking the lessons) only to have his totally fair offer of buying her a horse in exchange for a happy ending be turned down. I guess he misinterpreted her talking to him as flirting. Probably made the mistake of using the word “come” in a sentence and Elon took it as a sign to wipe his dick out on her. True story.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
What a pathetic limp dicked dipshit. lol.
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Thats the rumor. Sounds like a botched dick enlargement surgery according to the tweets.
MrSelfDestruct@quokk.au 4 hours ago
I wonder how many times Elon has cried to sleep?
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I don’t know of he can cry anymore what with all the cosmetic surgery he’s had. Fucks up the tear ducts.
chewypoops@lemmy.world 30 seconds ago
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