Come at me bro!
Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him
Submitted 2 weeks ago by cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Careful now. Elon rubbed his weewee against the leg of a flight attendant he hired (then required to get massaging lessons without actually paying her for taking the lessons) only to have his totally fair offer of buying her a horse in exchange for a happy ending be turned down. I guess he misinterpreted her talking to him as flirting. Probably made the mistake of using the word “come” in a sentence and Elon took it as a sign to wipe his dick out on her. True story.
Tattorack@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sword, meet bullet.
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Last year some reporter asked him how he’d been doing and the dude was like “well, at least I didn’t get shoot.”
I guess so Tesla employee tried to hunt him down but got caught. Must be a really awful employer to work for.
rbb36@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
If there are any Gepettos or even Strombolis, just realize the sword of Damocles cuts both ways…
TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Musk is just saying he will come after the lobbyists and large donors of his political critics.
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So his other silicon valley tech billionaire buddies?
MrSelfDestruct@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
I wonder how many times Elon has cried to sleep?
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t know of he can cry anymore what with all the cosmetic surgery he’s had. Fucks up the tear ducts.
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
delete x accounts.
SecretiveVault@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
If they ACTUALLY hated Elon, that’s what world happen, but nah
PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Pfft, all bark and no bite.
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Remember the time Elon got pushed down a flight of stairs at school by another student because Elon had been ruthlessly mocking the kid about his dad dying a few days earlier and when Elon insisted that the kid be punished everyone of authority agreed Elon had basically earned it for being such a compassionless prick? I remember. And I talk about it whenever Elon is mentioned so others can learn about how long he’s been a freak for.
PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I have never heard of this, Jesus what a… I don’t think English has a word for the type of prick Elon is.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
His insecurity is so extreme that I want to stand up for some reason.
alekwithak@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Puppetmaster says what?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nah, dude’s still a muppet. Minus all the charm, appeal, worth, etc.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why would Democrats go after Musk instead of Republicans? I’m trying to figure out what their motivation is.
All I can think of is that perhaps they have deep pocket donors that want to stick a thumb in Musk’s eye, but what can they do? He’s not an elected official, he doesn’t owe the USA any fealty. Even if they catch him on something like lying under oath, they wouldn’t be able to imprison him (he has three citizenships and can just stay out of the USA worst case scenario)
There’s fuckery about.
Democrats should go after Republicans, in my opinion. But, just like when Biden was in office, they will do nothing.
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Presumably to stanch the flow of money to Republican coffers. Attacking supply lines is always a viable tactic- especially one so big as Musk is.
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Elon has donated hundreds of millions to republican elections. Elon is also definitely committing various forms of fraud against investors, manipulation of the stock market and is probably much deeper into Jeffrey Epstein than we are currently being told. Oh and the whole DOGE thing. All of that kind of pisses normal people off.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
What a pathetic limp dicked dipshit. lol.
cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Thats the rumor. Sounds like a botched dick enlargement surgery according to the tweets.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
speaking of limp dick, his “surgeon” botched his penis implant , so he has to come in a cup to impregnate his concubines, to produce the 14+children he has, except vivien though.