PyroNeurosis

@PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨unnecessary expense⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The goal of the shareholders is to pay huge sums to the C-suite? That seems at odds with maximizing dividends for themselves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨unnecessary expense⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  If you aren’t interested in knowing how and why CEOs get paid

  Sure, I’ll bite: Why are we paying CEOs such exorbitant salaries while the workforce struggles?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's gf has unfinished business⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, I thought she was drafted into the JSDF, but that’s Article 9 (and wildly improbable)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I wanna fuck a dog in the ass in my ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re teenagers, taste doesn’t factor in much after cost and availability.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I lost 6 to 10 years of my retirement last week!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope, I’m taking my shares with me to the grave. I have a lawyer agency ready to prop up my rotting corpse in every shareholders’ meeting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ain't your buddy, pal!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Exclusively as comrade (not pictured)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just this! But also more...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This döner values justice more than all the rest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨light pollution⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why are the night critters in bed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨would u eat this mfer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, my name is in fact Michel Lotito.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fisk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Best news I’ve seen all week.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People giving swags⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Aretl those ‘hand drawn’ like/reply/whatever icons part of a custom reskin? Actually where/when is this from?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Petty pedantry⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ┐(￣ヘ￣)┌

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Petty pedantry⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I get the message and generally don’t care for prescriptive grammar, but for some reason this particular rule haunts me.

  Let those votes be a lesson: camouflage your actual point behind a picture everyone loves and you will … win fake internet points?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Petty pedantry⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know precious few rules and when even those don’t matter, I know even less.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Petty pedantry⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah. Never managed to properly get the hand of punctuation.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horses ARE Forever⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And this is why trousers are the work of the devil.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disappointing coyote attack⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now you will know why you fear the night.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How are you feeling?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Absurd! The Dikdik party is the only sensible solution to the social and economic malaise our people face every day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Po-tay-toes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Friend, it is very risky to underestimate my sadness or my desire to eat ungodly volumes of potato.

  Even riskier to try underestimating both at the same time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Arkham aslume⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Glendale, San Francisco. The man has seen everything, probably.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life goals⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ultraman?!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a miniscule amount of posting⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Entire pack is BEBIES!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rule⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, this is closer to Dr. Seuss illustrations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨woolly mice on rice all nice⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a transgenic mouse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stand Up!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol, I saw a clown nose.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dear republicans, what's the point of alienating every single ally of the US?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Does the foreign vacuum work better? Is it more compact? Are the technologies it is built on protected by IP law? If it’s a cheap junk crescent wrench that I’ll use once because I need it only once, I’d rather not pay double for quality.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dear republicans, what's the point of alienating every single ally of the US?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Do they? As much as we like to play it quiet, the US exports a lot of food globally- China gets some $17b worth. Those tend to be perishable, so any hot war would have to be over quickly for China to come outahead, and any protracted war would see them need a new breadbasket eother domestic (reducing the industrial/military work pool), or international (which comes with the same risks they have now over US ties).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have an entire cabinet currently storing empty jars...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you me?