Well most are pro pubes. The shaft has unrealised potential
I'm a pubes girl myself
Submitted 2 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
EpeeGnome@feddit.online 2 months ago
People think the stem is too tough, but it just needs to be cooked right. The trick is to start cooking the stem pieces first, then when they just start to be cooked, add the florets. Exact timing depends on the cooking method, but if done right all of it will be tender and tasty.
vrojak@feddit.org 2 months ago
I just eat the shaft raw as a crunchy snack while the pubes are cooking. It’s great when dipped in some soy sauce.
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If you cut about .5cm off the outside of the stalk it’s quite tender inside.
Bosht@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m not sure why in the hell I never thought of this. I usually separate the tops from the stems, but cook everything together. Tops usually end up slightly burnt, shafts slightly undercooked. This may be a game changer for me! Thanks for the type up / suggestion!
zarniwoop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
When I was a kid I’d just pluck the pubes off the broccoli and eat only those but as I got older I’ve learned to enjoy the whole shaft plus the pubes. Especially when they’ve had some heat and are black.
There ya go! The answer you didn’t want but got anyway.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Confirmed: zarniwoop loves to shove warm black ones in their mouth all the way to the pubes.
Heh.
DrPop@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Roast the pubes and take a peeler to the shaft and slice them into chips. Olive oil salt pepper farlic powder and theow them in the oven to roast too. They are very sweet and underrated.
AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I’ll try this, thanks
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Thos’re called florets. And they’re delicious!
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Was shaft the correct term?
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
unphazed@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cut it all into cubes, steam everything or fry it. Eat. Leaves, too if you grew it yourself. Just eat it. It’ll give you the farts but it’s all delicious.
Owlboi@lemm.ee 2 months ago
for some reason i thought broccoli was some kind of metaphor for dong and was very confused what this post and its comments were actually talking about. but no its just broccoli.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
It could be. If you like. Inclusivity is a virtue, i guess.
Which part of the penis do you like to fry and eat?
mauuumauukittycat@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I prefer yorkshire pudding
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Sphincter it is then
mauuumauukittycat@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
huh?
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 2 months ago
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Pubes, but the shaft isnt bad assuming it was cooked.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Now I don’t like any of it.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The stock is mean to be cooked. The stems and florets are best rinsed, raw, and with a side of buttermilk ranch.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t care for either unless it’s covered in cheese.
damdy@lemm.ee 2 months ago
The dog loves the shaft, it’s be rude to deny him.
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh, but the gas…
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
The entire thing tastes like unwashed socks smell.
TheHotze@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m ace… I mean, I don’t like broccoli. While, I’m actually ace too.
Francois@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Roast the pubes, soup the shafts.
renzhexiangjiao@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
pubes more but shaft is good too
whimsy@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Thank you for ruining broccoli
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cauliflower are old pubes
Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Albino pubes