ickplant
@ickplant@lemmy.world
- Comment on Simple love 5 hours ago:
The Oregon trail generation, baby!
- Comment on Simple love 15 hours ago:
Nah, just a good old shitpost.
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- Comment on Finally, a real name for your penis 16 hours ago:
Understandable.
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- Comment on Finally, a real name for your penis 19 hours ago:
Be the change you want to see in the world!
- Comment on Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend. 1 day ago:
When we met for that first time (to fuck, obvi), I joked that he could be an axe murderer. He said “well, I am, but I generally wait 40 years before killing my victim.”
This ended up being our joke. He is just biding his time to kill me. Should happen when we are in our late 70s or so.
Our 10-year anniversary is this Thursday 🥰
- Comment on Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend. 2 days ago:
Used to be a swinger. This is very accurate and ultimately why we stopped.
- Comment on Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend. 2 days ago:
And if you do confuse them…
“Yeah, I’m into fitness. Fitness whole dick in my mouth.”
- Comment on Finally, a real name for your penis 2 days ago:
Just don’t do the helicopter. You’ll kill us all!
- Comment on Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend. 2 days ago:
True story, my husband of 10 years and I met on Craigslist Casual Encounters.
- Comment on Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend. 2 days ago:
I’ve heard Feeld is where it’s at.
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- Comment on Nothing better than a heartfelt compliment 2 days ago:
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- Comment on why does almost nobody live here? 2 days ago:
I freaking loved Astoria, such a mood. Totally get why you’d move there. Maybe one day…
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- Comment on Caw caw! 4 days ago:
pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican
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- Comment on Full of them 6 days ago:
Wait till menopause. My body temperature is like that of the surface of the sun.
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- Comment on The Meatstorm 1 week ago:
Not only is it legal, it’s strongly encouraged.
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- Comment on Hope everyone had a good and blessed time making their Jesus today for Easter. So glad to set our trespasses to celebrate our little lord 1 week ago:
This is how my husband celebrated Easter:
- Comment on The way this egg peels in infuriating 1 week ago:
You can literally get 36 of them for $5. 14 cents an egg is not expensive.
