ickplant

@ickplant@lemmy.world

• Checkmate, atheists! You are going to vagina hell!lemmy.world ↗
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• From the mouth of babeslemmy.world ↗
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• Hey, how you doin' lil mama, let me whisper in your ear...lemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You are allowed flavor⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You do have a point. It certainly would make the eyes water. Really great to eat before a date so she knows you take gourmet food seriously.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You are allowed flavor⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Adds a certain je ne sais quoi to shitposts.

• If you wanna go and take a ride with me...lemmy.world ↗
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• You are allowed flavorlemmy.world ↗
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• Work smarter, not harderlemmy.world ↗
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• Too far, manlemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  But I’m watching you 🧐

  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll take cannellini! Get ready, big boy…

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmmm I wonder why?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I only know where to go if you like to have your third toe tickled: lemmy.ml/c/toe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Happily married but will send feet pics for the right price.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What kind of stupid rule is that?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Bullet: dodged

  Carbs: acquired

• What kind of stupid rule is that?lemmy.world ↗
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• Ah, customer servicelemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Your pocket beans are leaking.

• Please stoplemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As Lemmy's Ice beans the only ICE we need, right?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re gonna post something this juicy late at night, at least throw the NSFW tag on it, jeez.

• He totally Dennis'ed herlemmy.world ↗
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• Long live the kinglemmy.world ↗
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• Add some artistic flair, ffs!lemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you! I just have the one account, so all the love goes here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Here you go:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I post a lot in various animal communities and various shitpost/meme communities. If you don’t visit those or have them blocked… you probably wouldn’t see me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, never, but we each have our place here. And that’s what I love about Lemmy. It’s my online third place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That actually makes a lot of sense. Whatever it was, it conquered our collective hearts and minds for days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you. The orb will be pondered.