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  • MrShankles@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    So about $10 a drink minimum (if we’re assuming $300/day gross income)?

    If they can find 30 people per day to pay those prices, they need to quit their job and go full time into vending machine sales. They have a gift

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  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Everyone. Calm down… This is a joke account.

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    Here another one of his posts.

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    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Coca-Cola owns the machines, btw.

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨37⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Guess who owns a key for the machine?!

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      • cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Guess who own Coca Cola —-> Passive Income /s

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      • tipicaldik@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I used to run an auto service center with a Coke machine in the waiting room. Once a month I would get a commission check in the mail from Coca-Cola for usually about $50 or $60. We averaged about 40 cars a day through that place so the machine got a lot of business…

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    putting the “ass” in passive!

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  • Snowclone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s not passive… 60 interviews a day?

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  • falidorn@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s active income.

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    • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Now hire someone to do the interviews, then it’s passive income.

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      • falidorn@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Unless he’s now managing that person. Then it’s industry! Don’t mind us, we are just out here creating jobs.

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        If he were smart, he would hire a full-time interviewee to ensure there’s always someone interviewing and buying drinks at a steady, predictable rate. Easiest money you’ll ever make.

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    • renzev@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I guess if he’s getting paid to do the interviews then it’s technically passive… wait no, then the whole interviewer thing would just count as advertising for his vending machine business

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      • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s deceptive advertising. I wouldn’t consider it actual advertising.

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    • ReiRose@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’d be better if they had multiple rooms, multiple vending machines and multiple interviewers. Pay the interviewers to do the work and take the passive income.

      But also this is horrible noone should do this.

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  • Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Am I confused on why people are overcomplicating the math and adding assumptions to a clear given.

    • 60 applications a day.

    • Half of them (30) buy something.

    • Makes 300 per day.

    • They make $10 per vending customer.

    • We can safely ignore operating costs and sementics to conclude this is massive ragebait.

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    • udon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Agree with the ragebait, but (theoretically) they might interview more than one person at a time. He talks about 50-60 interviews a day, so with that seat layout, we have a max of 8*60=480 interviewees (assuming the interviewer is also sitting). That would be 240 drinks per day.

      But it’s going to be quite busy. Let’s say he works 12 hours = 5 interviews/hour = 12 minutes per interview = 1.5 minutes per interviewee. That is not accounting for the time everyone needs to settle in and sit down/get up and out again; the time for him to casually get people to use their very limited time to buy a drink instead of being interviewed somehow (?) Also not accounting for the work involved in inviting and scheduling people, refilling the machine, costs of drinks, office space etc. And the soul draining work of funneling 480 people per day through a stupid fake interview, repeat the same thing every 12 minutes, just to get them to buy a drink instead of doing something useful.

      What a nightmare. In this scenario, he is really the person to feel bad for. Imagine a life like that 😅

      And apart from that: The more logical setup would be to turn off the air condition in the waiting area and put the vending machine there.

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  • Confidant6198@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is a capitalistic nightmare, just getting people on interviews to give them false hope just to make money from them. This is a scam.

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  • IndustryStandard@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Warning⛔: comment section filled with haters trying to keep a player down 😤

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    • Cocopanda@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You forgot your /s.

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      • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Because it isn’t needed

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Put out a bowl of extra salty peanuts and crank up the heat. Open a small bar in the corner serving margaritas, mojitos, pina coladas, etc… Sit back and watch the passive income roll in.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s not “Passive” income, if you have to attract 50-60 people per day, pretend to interview them, while subliminally encouraging them to use the vending machine. That’s called a full-time job, and probably illegal, too.

    And that isn’t $300/day profit, he has to pay for those items in his machine. The profit is probably no more than 50%, so $150/day. For an 8 hour day, that’s $18.75 an hour. That’s a lot of work for not that much money. It certainly isn’t “Passive.”

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    • AlphaOmega@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Plus rent, electricity, etc…

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    • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      At lowest estimates that’s a 17hr work day 🤣. 20 minute interviews with no delay in between and no lunch or bathroom breaks.

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      • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        If you’re going to be self-employed, at least be a good boss to yourself. It doesn’t make sense to treat yourself like the worst boss you’ve ever had.

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  • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    50 interviews a DAY??

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    • officermike@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      More unbelievable is the implication that the average applicant spends $5-6 in the vending machine

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      • TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Sir, this is the internet. Noone would lie about something like that here.

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      • Goodeye8@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        More than $5-$6. He's making $300 income which implies the expenses are deducted. The actual price is $5-$6 + actual cost of whatever is in the vending machine

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    • eatCasserole@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      50 interviews in 8 hours is about 10 minutes per interview, and that’s back to back, no breaks, no lunch, no one being late, etc.

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      • Bo7a@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Not that I believe this is real in any way. But there are ten chairs at that table. His interview could be like those predatory knife MLMs where they pack the room full of idiots to find the one apex idiot.

        Schedule:

        Ten at a time. Ten minutes each.

        Even if you space them out to the top of the hour you have time for a long lunch where you can commend yourself about being a drain on your species while staring at yourself in the bathroom mirror of a cracker barrel where you are scoping out some poor underage girl to molest verbally.

        Wait… What were we talking about?

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      interviews meaning, spending time on the computer having a software/AI to weed applications that is.

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  • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s not passive income. That’s a lot of work.

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Found the lazy hippie

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨36⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Nobody wants to work anymore

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      • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨52⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        How dare you so accurately clock me from one post.

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    • Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      presumably they get a salary and the 300 is extra just for suggesting it.

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      • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        60 interviews, at just 15 minutes each, is 15 hours a day. Someone is putting in an astounding amount of work for just $300.

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  • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    $37.50 an hour to talk to a minimum of 6 strangers that want something from me and think I can deliver it for them?

    I’d rather be an urban outdoorsman.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨35⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Urban outdoorsman?

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    • ChexMax@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah and that doesn’t count the time listing the fake jobs, or scheduling the interviews

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  • WrenFeathers@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is TOTALY real and in no way, designed to infuriate people dumb enough to believe it.

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    • AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If you look closer, it’s also off-brand drinks, meaning, he absolutely owns the machine, operates it, and restocks.

      However, I do wonder the electric costs.

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      • udon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yes, that is a debate. AFAIK (from Japan), the vending machine providers give home owners a monthly rent for putting the machine on their property, but the home owners pay for the electricity costs. There was an article 1-2 years ago about how that model became basically a zero sum game for the home owners, because of rising electricity costs but I don’t remember the details

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  • slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    sure… 9-8 min per job interview including welcoming the candidate, smalltalk, talking about the bullshit role you have to offer, listening to the candidates speech about why they are the best match for the bullshit role, asking critical questions about hypothetical job situations, pressing the candidate to buy a pyramid-scheme soda, saying goodbyes and escorting the candidate out.

    sure that sounds realistic

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    • RagingRobot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Somehow that’s still passive income lol

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      • Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Sounds like mf work to me 😂

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  • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This has Nathan Fielder energy and it’s great

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  • leftthegroup@lemmings.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The math doesn’t math.

    Even assuming the drinks cost $3, even if all 60 bought one, that’s $180, not 2 or 3 hunnid.

    And that’s not counting the work to do the interviews, as mentioned by others, or counting the work to do inventory and stick the machine, it even the cost of the drinks themselves.

    Bro really doin all this work for what accounts to maybe $30 profit on a good day. Which would be ok for a tiny amount of work, but even if he does this at his regular job, is just a decent chunk extra, not a ton.

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s almost as if this was in fact a shitpost

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      • leftthegroup@lemmings.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Tru

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  • Almacca@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Keep chasing it, buddy.

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  • Benchamoneh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    $5 drinks? Is that the going rate in America?

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    • Taldan@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Half the candidates is 25-30. It would need to be at least $10 per drink for that profit number, and that’s only if he’s getting free electricity and drinks

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      • udon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        50-60 interviews, not interviewees. Might be group interviews (but still bullshit)

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No

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  • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah…this is the kind of person that the mob was most useful for back in the day. This was the kind of guy that got his knees broken for being a wise guy.

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    Big Thinkin

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  • loomy@lemy.lol ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    damn. that’s slick.

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