Almacca
@Almacca@aussie.zone
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 15 hours ago:
“Good for you. Have a cookie.”
- Comment on The D.E.N.N.I.S ship 2 days ago:
There’s no way Trump knows a single thing about pop culture more recent than The Black and White Minstrel Show.
- Comment on The D.E.N.N.I.S ship 2 days ago:
I reckon, if it’s not just a fabrication, which is also likely, that the coherent ones like this are written by Stephen Miller.
- Comment on The D.E.N.N.I.S ship 2 days ago:
Ah, but what about Sky Crimes!
- Comment on So it begins... 2 days ago:
He’s hoping it’ll distract us all from his crimes. It seems to be working.
- Comment on So it begins... 2 days ago:
- Comment on So it begins... 2 days ago:
Can we go back to talking about their crimes, please?
- Comment on Helpful graph for the Titanic 3 days ago:
I honestly kind of enjoy nerdish pedantic nit-picking over the most inconsequential things, really. It’s better than a lot of other hobbies. I’m still gonna poke fun sometimes, probably.
- Comment on The first weekly What Are You Playing? thread! 3 days ago:
Shotgun Cop Man. Short sweet and simple from the people that made My Friend Pedro. The movement system and level design feels pretty sublime when you get in a good flow. And I just discovered there’s Steam Workshop levels!
THERE’S SO MUCH GAMES!!
- Comment on The first weekly What Are You Playing? thread! 3 days ago:
Deliver at all costs is pretty hilarious all round, really. I’m enjoying it on the Deck.
Robocop was a cool game, as a fan of the first film (AND ONLY THE FIRST FILM). I played that earlier in the year. I need to try it again in VR now I’ve upgraded my hardware. It choked hard on my old graphics card.
- Comment on Helpful graph for the Titanic 3 days ago:
It’s a joke, Joyce.
- Comment on Pull to enter, you say? 4 days ago:
Now think about the people that need all that and how they treat road signage.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 4 days ago:
It’s so stupid. I love it.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 4 days ago:
Head!
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 4 days ago:
The Adventures Of Baron Munchausen. Peak Gilliam, and always a joy to watch. Wish I could find a higher resolution version.
- Comment on Its that time of year again. 5 days ago:
Shitposting aside, it is baffling to me that there are people in the world that believe in demons and angels and shit that doesn’t exist, but not lgbtqi+ people, that do.
- Comment on Its that time of year again. 5 days ago:
Maybe he was sad that he missed out. He’d probably get some value out of going back to kindergarten, to be honest.
- Comment on Its that time of year again. 5 days ago:
You don’t assume everything here is a joke? I reckon being on here makes it more clearly a joke, or am I misunderstanding the concept of ‘shitposting’? i.e. posted to stir up shit.
- Comment on Its that time of year again. 5 days ago:
It is, in matter of fact, a shit post :)
- Comment on Anon studies human behavior 5 days ago:
As Chris Rock put it many years ago, “Everywhere they go, there’s men offering dick.”
- Comment on Rinehart blames ‘left media’ for Coalition wipeout, claims Australian voters ‘very short on understanding’ 1 week ago:
Went to try to read the article to see what context anyone would even ask this woman the question, or bother to interview her at all, but it’s behind a paywall, so fuck that, so I’ll just have to assume it’s more self-service like it always is.
- Comment on Explains crossfit 2 weeks ago:
If you can’t trust a bartender about car stuff, who can you trust?
- Comment on Explains crossfit 2 weeks ago:
[smack fist into palm] It’s the only possible explanation!
- Comment on Explains crossfit 2 weeks ago:
“I berieve I can fry!”
I’ll see myself out.
- Comment on Nationals leaving Coalition as David Littleproud announces split with Liberal party after election defeat 2 weeks ago:
Regardless of the merits or otherwise of their key policy areas, that seems like a pretty reasonable stance on their part. Even so, as others have said, I’m sure they’ll be back together in no time if they ever want to form a government. I wonder what the voters will think next time around.
- Comment on Key is to throw yourself at the ground and miss 2 weeks ago:
I weep for the youth. There’s few people that can turn a pithy phrase like that dude.
- Comment on They're unstoppable 2 weeks ago:
Their brains run hot, so need extra cooling.
- Comment on I'm baffled 2 weeks ago:
I used to play all six verses when I was busking, but yeah, it does go on a bit. It’s a dirge.
- Comment on Parasitology 2 weeks ago:
‘Poopydoopycaca Creek’ is making me giggle.
- Comment on Parasitology 2 weeks ago:
Lizard people have gotta eat.