TempermentalAnomaly
@TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world
- Comment on Bet you don't remember this 8 hours ago:
I too remember. Why does everything hurt this morning?
- Comment on Have you encountered this? 1 day ago:
For the longest time, I’d find a tip between 15% and 20% which would result in a final total that was a palindrome. That was about 20 years ago and that’s the first thing I noticed in this picture.
- Comment on Anon updates GNU/linux 3 days ago:
Can’t decide. Is this green text fake and gay or real because it sounds like it could happen to me?
- Comment on farting 3 days ago:
We have lost the art of smithing words.
"You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.”
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- Comment on My kids named one of our hens "Chloe", and I are think that's an inappropriate name for a bird. 4 days ago:
Well, since jokes get funnier as you explain them, prepare for a hilarious adventure.
OP states that he thinks Chloe is inappropriate.
Why though. Chloe is a perfectly cromulent name.The other chicken’s names are puns related to Stevie Chicks is a pun on Stevie Nicks, Princess Layer is a pun on Princess Layer.
Of course, this isn’t too hard to see.
Still, why does OP think Chloe is inappropriate?
Chloe is similar sounding to a chicken’s (cloaca)[en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca]. A comedian might call it a pussy-dick-butt.
Do you see how hilarious it is now that I’ve explained the joke. Gafaw gafaw.
- Comment on Water Snek 5 days ago:
I was joking since it’s a meme. Its because of tides. Someone posted her response below.
- Comment on Water Snek 6 days ago:
- Comment on Water Snek 6 days ago:
These flat earthers are getting out of hand. The shortest path is this line because the earth is curved.
- Comment on When life gives ya lemons. 1 week ago:
My understanding is lemons are a hybrid that arose without human intervention. Their persistence is because of humans intervention.
- Comment on Why doesn't the US name this state? Are they stupid? 1 week ago:
U.P. is a reference the great Joycean work, Ulysses. Dennis Breen receives a postcard with just those letters. It excites his madness. Perhaps it is a reference to in ability to satisfy his wife in husbandly manner. Perhaps it’s a reference to You urinate, You’re no good, You put your fingers up your anus, and You can’t get it up any more. Or simply, a reference to Ulysses and Penelope. IOU.
- Comment on Why doesn't the US name this state? Are they stupid? 1 week ago:
Also forgot to name the other state between Michigan and Wisconsin.
- Comment on Can you believe all those wildfires in [your country here]? 1 week ago:
Your fact posting makes me feel what I imagine people feel like at a revivalist church. Preach on u/UnderpantsWeevil.
- Comment on There are too many cases where this applies or is going to apply 1 week ago:
Or believe really hard that one day, with enough hard work and gumption, you can be one.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Why are you using a justice frame? Its definitely not the the frame they are using.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
You’re a gem.
- Comment on Piss Post 1 week ago:
NEVER!
- Comment on Piss Post 1 week ago:
Oh… Don’t worry about it. Its just me taking the piss.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
And like I said
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- Comment on Piss Post 1 week ago:
I modified Alec Baldwin’s “Always Be Closing” speech from Glengarry Glenross. If you haven’t seen it, it’s good.
- Comment on Piss Post 2 weeks ago:
Why is pissing while pissing more happy than shitting while shitting or farting while farting.
Wait… I get it now.
- Comment on Piss Post 2 weeks ago:
A-B-S. A-always, B-be, S-shitting. Always be shitting! Always be shitting!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention – do I have your attention? Interest – are you interested? I know you are because it’s shit or walk. You shit or you hit the bricks! Decision – have you made your decision for Christ?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the turtlehead comin’ out; you think they came out to take a look around? Guy doesn’t sit on the toilet unless he wants to shit. Sitting there waiting to deliver the goods! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? (to Moss) What’s the problem pal?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Like I said, I ignored it because I didn’t know. I thought it better to be silent than wrong.
So addressed the only other point you made.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
The visibility issue is a direct response to your suggestion to making it private.
I read the trans men issue as a red herring to center men’s voices. I’m not sure about that so I let it fall by the way side.
Your final paragraph just said this is a bad way to handle it. There’s no response here because it’s a valid concluding paragraph.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
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- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
You don’t address the visibility issue. Disappearing is not the solution.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Making it private limits visibility. Lemmy has a lot of men on it. A private women’s only space would be hard to find.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Subtext is a difficult concept.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Right… Because a man’s opinion is the only thing needed to stop the echo chamber.
