Why doesn't the US name this state? Are they stupid?

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• atticus88th@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Name it New Washington so theres even more ambiguity when someone refers to something happening in Washington.

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  • officermike@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or “Bay Area” so people can wonder if the speaker means San Francisco, Tampa, Chesapeake, etc.

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  • hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can we call it the Tri-State so every “Tri-State area” has no hope?

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  • callouscomic@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Columbia District, New Washington.

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• graycube@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It has a name: “you pee”. They just leave ir off of most maps because it is considered nsfw.

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  • Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    what a Yooper

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  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    U.P. is a reference the great Joycean work, Ulysses. Dennis Breen receives a postcard with just those letters. It excites his madness. Perhaps it is a reference to in ability to satisfy his wife in husbandly manner. Perhaps it’s a reference to You urinate, You’re no good, You put your fingers up your anus, and You can’t get it up any more. Or simply, a reference to Ulysses and Penelope. IOU.

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• jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s just Mich and Michagain

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• tkk13909@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Maps without New Zealand

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  • NotSteve_@piefed.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No its there that's the "unnamed state". We finally found New Zealand

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  • callouscomic@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re right. Send me right to jail.

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• kata1yst@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The fact that Michigan gets Isle Royale too boils my blood as a Minnesotan.

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wisconsin should launch a special military operation on Michigan to take that land as it has ethnic Wisconsinites there.

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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ethnic Wisconsinites who are Canadian in Spirit.

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• TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Also forgot to name the other state between Michigan and Wisconsin.

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  • sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think that’s because its state changes seasonally.

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  • callouscomic@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That state is called Limper. The residents call themselves Dicks.

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• ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s called the superior state.

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• waddle_dee@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I love that New Hampshire and Vermont are mislabeled lmao

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  • callouscomic@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Whatever are you talking about? Its clearly correct and always been that way.

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    • FiddlersViridian@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wake up babe, new Mandela effect just dropped.

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• unconsequential@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dem der are da North Woods.

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• dnick@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It knows what it did

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We don’t want it. But we lost a war with Canada and was forced to take it.

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• Sergio@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s Canada.

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  • callouscomic@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well shit. We ought give it back. Has anyone told them?

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    • PlaidBaron@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You can keep it.

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    • EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s that 51st state someone keeps claiming…

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• sniggleboots@europe.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  that’s East Dakota

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• joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Michigan 2

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• Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t let trump see this post

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• j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Septic 47 swamp drained here

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• BlackJerseyGiant@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “A” and yes.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I claimed it for Nathaniel Merriweather a long time ago, in the name of Johan Dandifop and the League of Well-Dressed Gentlemen. We call it Bobsmithville. All the residents are aquatic aficionados.

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• Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yes

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• testfactor@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Man, it looks like sheer laziness that they can fit “Kentucky” into its state, but “Alabama” gets a pointer line. You’re telling me that you can’t do the exact same thing you did with “Georgia” there?

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  • TheRtRevKaiser@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Even the label doesn’t want to go to Alabama.

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• NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s Lake Michigan’s pubes.

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