RizzRustbolt
@RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
- Comment on What was the first game you ever bought ? 3 days ago:
Ran like a slideshow on my 8086 monochrome.
- Comment on I choose hating your job in unconventional ways. 5 days ago:
Nah, you can bowl with those Rao’s jars.
- Comment on I demand a return to the Old Ways 1 week ago:
Hail Xibalba!
- Comment on Could my daughter, who is a lawyer, defend my son’s girlfriend, who killed my cousin’s family in a DUI accident? 1 week ago:
Umm… oh! The doctor was a woman!
- Comment on Muad'Dib Dib Dib 2 weeks ago:
A rare meme supporting DLSS 5…
- Comment on Asset reuse in videogames is essential, and we need to embrace it, says Assassin's Creed and Far Cry director: 'We redo too much stuff' 2 weeks ago:
Oh… he probably thought he said something revolutionary.
- Comment on Herodias, King Herod’s wicked wife who used her daughter Salome to have John the Baptist beheaded 2 weeks ago:
Good for her.
- Comment on Epic Games needs Fortnite players to "help pay the bills" as the multi-billion-dollar company raises V-Bucks prices while making Battle Passes and Crew way worse in value 3 weeks ago:
Not so much that cost of operation has gone up. More likely profit growth has plateaued and they are now facing shareholder pressure.
- Comment on Glorious cracked out wall kitten returns with more wisdom for the masses. 3 weeks ago:
They probably live in a state that only requires the rear plate.
- Comment on commitment 4 weeks ago:
Well, he’s got the grip for it.
- Comment on He'll arrest you with his nippies ❤️🔥 4 weeks ago:
He was so cool that white people co-opted his meme and made it about the dumbest fucker imaginable.
- Comment on Sell your RAM, and quickly go from COD to the real world. 4 weeks ago:
There is a “logical” solution here.
- Comment on Pokémon Winds and Waves announced, releasing 2027 4 weeks ago:
Pokemon in Margaritaville?
- Comment on U.S. men's hockey team beat Canada in overtime to win its first Olympic gold medal since the 1980 "Miracle on Ice" game 5 weeks ago:
That’s got to hurt.
Because unlike the women’s golds, those medals aren’t going to be spending equal time in both countries.
- Comment on WMD 5 weeks ago:
I have a terrible idea for a wonderful Lancer campaign.
- Comment on Uhhhh sure? 1 month ago:
Some lovely homes for sale in that neighborhood.
- Comment on You want a easy way to convert Fahrenheit to Centigrade? Subtract 30 and divide by 2 1 month ago:
Why are we using letterhead to do our thermobaric calculations?
- Comment on Perfect greeting for visitors 1 month ago:
This place is not a place of honor.
- Comment on How long and how hard would it be to get a star removed on The Hollywood Walk of Fame? Asking for a friend. 1 month ago:
It’s weakest at the edges of the block, not the star.
- Comment on Tune a fish 1 month ago:
It’s about conversational cadence. If it was descriptive it would be a hyphenate.
- Comment on Follow me for more shitty diet tips 1 month ago:
“You should my calorie intake on the days I smoke crack!”
- Comment on Makes ya think 1 month ago:
Mushrooms are not just a Kingdom, they’re also a kingdom.
Toad eating a super mushroom is the same amount of cannibalism as a human eating a chicken.
- Comment on No way!.. 1 month ago:
Have you ever read this thing? Technically we’re not even allowed to go to the bathroom.
- Comment on We really need to bring back the 70s conversation pits 1 month ago:
Again?
- Comment on The radical woke subliminal message in Bad Bunny's halftime performance 1 month ago:
Jeans!
- Comment on Kid Rock is the people version of an above ground pool 1 month ago:
Kid Rock makes music for people who have lost a toe in the divorce.
- Comment on grass 😾 1 month ago:
Every day that goes by without Trump tripping and falling face-first down the stairway to Air Force One before snapping his neck at the bottom is a bad day.
- Comment on The Nebraska legislature has approved a bill that lowers the minimum wage from $15 an hour to $13.50 an hour for teen workers 1 month ago:
Now implement price controls.
- Comment on Why I gave up electronics club 1 month ago:
We don’t want 'em.
- Comment on Why is Valve being sued for almost $900 million, but Epic Games wasn't sued when they bought Rocket League and Fall Guys to remove them from steam? 1 month ago:
Because Epic and Tencent should have first pick from the IP farm.