RizzRustbolt

@RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy birds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Apex predator?

  Adelie don’t care.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Epic Games unveils Launcher V2 in re-attempt to topple Steam, says redesigned storefront is up to 6.5x faster — promises player profiles, user reviews, universal controller support, and much more⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Promise”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welcome to the lemmy farlands⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Credit: Trevor Henderson

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello There 😠⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have Resting Lurch Face.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WOMEN.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Aren’t you supposed to sort it to the middle tower?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨they're havin a laugh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Matt berry is about 2 and a half years in to an epic sythesizer solo and can’t be bothered.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just another "we are all going to die" prediction⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Y2K is why PROLOG devs are paid so much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spider Proof [SMBC Comic]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m blaming every future hypothesis failure on Green Goblin from now on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Einstein Visas" are so passé⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I-360

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This place is a prison⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rum Dingers are excellent study aides.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Top Movies" in Amazon Prime is full of series⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Just let the AI handle it!”

  And now they’ve lost 3 billion in revenue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please the overlords⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To the Faraday cages with you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literally exactly how it works, too.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Stealing photons.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The worldwide political spectrum according to some Lemmings⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I can still see the bounadries between the oceans and the land. So, technically, all of the map is politically “right”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  About dog-sized actually.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact: that’s a human in the original.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Traffic cameras have caught a white RAM 1500 pickup truck driving above the speed limit or running red lights more than 547 times since 2022. It belongs to an NYPD cop.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Only assholes drive white trucks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Greg, Pastor of the Promised End playing guitar???⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Luthern Dark Souls is more horrifying than you could possibly imagine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pragmata surpasses 1m copies sold in just two days⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Cool.

  Thats almost as many as Windrose sold.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Top-selling video games ever (2025)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “All-time units sold”, not “all-time units sold under certain conditions to normalize the list”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspiring⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And the dude knows…

  Dude was pulling well into his 80s.

  Had his own live-in Spanish count.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intellectual Debate⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah… the Smiles are pretty fucked up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you were to generated a completely random sequence of sounds, how long would it take to produce music or a voice?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Completely random sounds?

  Technically, never. Physics is a bitch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why does almost nobody live here?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So… no high speed fiber access then?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come they don't put out episodes of like Invincible, Simpsons, or whatever doing a side by side of the actor speaking into the microphone while watching what happens the cartoon?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Because it would put an incredible strain on the animators.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Then and now⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Aww… That’s not cool…

  Dane doesn’t deserve that comparison.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good luck figuring it out since it also doesn’t come with man pages⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Iso-linear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are you looking at?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When you win the chase.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Where’s the blini?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wrong answers only - what is this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Automatic birth control pill dispenser.