RizzRustbolt

@RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox CEO Asha Sharma named as adviser to US Federal Reserve on ‘Jobs and Productivity’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not The Onion?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They work their hsnds to the bone tanking an economy. All so the military becomes the attractive option… and young folks still won’t join up in droves.

  This generation has no respect. ;p

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GOG seemingly shares that they are considering physical PC 'big box' games. Maybe?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Optical media? Maybe not.

  Custom flash drives? That would be gravy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Black coffee⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thats pus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨values⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  First question they probably asked when they got the pitch: “Any of you know what a Venn diagram is? No? Cool. Don’t worry about it.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasn’t there an entire AI faction?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the difference between socialism and communism? Is there one? Or are the terms interchangeable?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Socialism is an economic term. Communism is a political term.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WTF Balatro take 2⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Straights don’t score in June.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the perfect organism⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  St. Jonesey

  Sacred Holder of the Braincell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Online courses⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hungarians only.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We found their kryptonite!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only in the south. And only if you use the American species of bamboo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The elders of the Satanic Church here in the US are incredibly annoying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy birds⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Apex predator?

  Adelie don’t care.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Epic Games unveils Launcher V2 in re-attempt to topple Steam, says redesigned storefront is up to 6.5x faster — promises player profiles, user reviews, universal controller support, and much more⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Promise”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welcome to the lemmy farlands⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Credit: Trevor Henderson

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello There 😠⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have Resting Lurch Face.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WOMEN.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aren’t you supposed to sort it to the middle tower?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨they're havin a laugh⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Matt berry is about 2 and a half years in to an epic sythesizer solo and can’t be bothered.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just another "we are all going to die" prediction⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Y2K is why PROLOG devs are paid so much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spider Proof [SMBC Comic]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m blaming every future hypothesis failure on Green Goblin from now on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Einstein Visas" are so passé⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I-360

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This place is a prison⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Rum Dingers are excellent study aides.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Top Movies" in Amazon Prime is full of series⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Just let the AI handle it!”

  And now they’ve lost 3 billion in revenue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please the overlords⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  To the Faraday cages with you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literally exactly how it works, too.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Stealing photons.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The worldwide political spectrum according to some Lemmings⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can still see the bounadries between the oceans and the land. So, technically, all of the map is politically “right”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  About dog-sized actually.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact: that’s a human in the original.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Traffic cameras have caught a white RAM 1500 pickup truck driving above the speed limit or running red lights more than 547 times since 2022. It belongs to an NYPD cop.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Only assholes drive white trucks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Greg, Pastor of the Promised End playing guitar???⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Luthern Dark Souls is more horrifying than you could possibly imagine.