You shall not drink!

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• gnufuu@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Tin can’t

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• justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Second healthbar

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  • pticrix@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “This isn’t even my final form”

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• eurodyne@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This happened to me exactly once. It was a can of Coca-Cola that I’ve gotten out of a vending machine. This is back in the 1990s, so it still had that customer satisfaction 800 number on the back of the can. I called, and they were so surprised that they sent me a 6 pack of Coca-Cola right to my house as an apology (after I sent in a photo of the can).

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  • Zkuld@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    calling a number on a can and being connected to a human sounds kind of improbable by now :/

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    • eurodyne@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, those are the days.

      Do you wanna hear something crazy? I actually worked for Dell tech-support from 1997 to 1999. You know, back when it was really really good.

      Ah, those were the days…

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• dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just take your P-38 and/or P-51 can opener and cut the top off. Easy.

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  • wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My dad kept a P-38 on his keys for most of his life. I believe it cut significantly more skin and pants pockets than it ever did can lids.

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nice hiss.

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Best I can do is a Makita model 9557PB corded angle grinder, with a masonry disk, since I never feel like swapping back to actual cutting disc, and the concrete blade seems to cut metal just fine.

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    • dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The extra grit in your drink puts hairs on your chest.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Looks like you have a drinking problem.

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• general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  canned can

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• Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You can tell it’s fancy cause it’s wrapped twice. You open it, and it still ain’t open.

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Shotgun time

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• Pat@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ah. All your openers quit on you. Hello, Ed.

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• A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I want to believe both the tongs and the butter knife were pivotal in prying the rest open

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• MrOtingocni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yo, dawg, we heard you like tabs…

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• Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  https://i.imgur.com/xIolo.gif

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yeah, but when you finally get down to the last can you get to experience that sick ass matroyshka buzz.

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• 0x0@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  1/10 shitpost, mildly infuriating at best

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t mind me, I’m just clearing my camera roll.

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• nullify3112@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You found the mini boss. 2 health bars.

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• LordGimp@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I cast curse of the recursive

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• xia@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Another bottle-cappery!

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• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You found the bottom of reality. It’s just cans all the way down, baby.

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