pticrix

@pticrix@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should take this seriously before it happens⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Boobies could be at risk too, but cocks are okay because we domesticated them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know which one I'm picking!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s actually spelled Fr*ance, you nincompoop!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is peak graphics and I'm not joking⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amongus⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you ever came back to a defrag report looking like this, you cried.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do not draw me without reason, do not wield me without valor.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For the uninitiated that would be interested in trying to procure this fine item, it is called 拉珠武士, which translate to Anal Beads Warrior

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When your computer says "You don't have permission to edit this file":⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just do it like a champ and run sudo chmod -R +777 / ! Who needs privilege access anyway?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you, President Trump, for defeating the hentaivirus⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You know it’s fake because Trump actually watched loli, not yaoi. Except that one time with Bubba.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even Trollops are Beautiful⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  he did it for the love of the game

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Haxxed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, back in the 90s, I went to an theme park and they had those IMAX screen with moving chairs and you felt like you were getting chased by the shark or the dinosaurs. So imagine what they can do now when they stuff you in a small cabin, they can make you believe ANYTHING! Who’s crazy now huh?

  Tap for spoiler

  /s, obvs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where is your God now?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My God is now submerged under a mountain of empty Nespresso capsules.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true, this is how Canadians cough.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Eh, what are you thinking, Philip?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey Benjamin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t wait for Erogesaurus to drop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨real⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoa, déjà vu.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨real⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoa, déjà vu.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What was even his intention?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you noticed the guy in bed is now Epstein? Probably why it was redrawn regenerated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I mean this with my heart⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a spare, the pizza oven is out of order.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With our new AI 3D rendering feature you can turn any standard 2D photo into an accurate 3D model! BEHOLD!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  🎵 MewGENiiiiiics! 🎵

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me with my first edition harry potter⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The light paper feels so nice, but it really lacks in absorbance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally, an optimal monitor configuration!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away."⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Here you go fellow seafarer github.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutions

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finds a glitch⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It was seven years ago, seven years ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m planning to go to the garage, but I can’t stop now, because I know it won’t start again once I do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Male Mar-a-Lago face⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There is something humorous about the fact that they give this description

  a plastic surgery and fashion trend among American conservative and Republican women […]

  And later gives this list

  Notable public figures described as having the Mar-a-Lago face include First Lady Melania Trump, Matt Gaetz, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Kristi Noem, and Trump’s daughter-in-law Lara Trump.

  There is a good joke to be made about Matt Gaetz being the only “man” in it, but I fail to find the words that safely makes it feel acceptable, so I’ll just point it out and assume that lout probably had choice words about the importance of “masculinity” or some such.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft's decision to axe Windows 10 is driving Apple PC sales growth — users buy Macs instead of AI PCs despite Microsoft’s push for Copilot+ PCs⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Out of the frying pan, into the fire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anime titles be like⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  At first I was annoyed, but thinking about it this way made it more palatable to me :

  You give your new show a long-ass title. If people like it, it’ll naturally get reduced by those conversing about it.

  Having a short title thus becomes a privilege that has to be earned. I can deal with that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨return 2 krebs⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you just asked without the gun, it would have been an enthusiastic yes. Trust your choices dammit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one bright second⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  pretty sure that is the big crunch hypothesis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He died doing what he loved.⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  nice of you to assume only American eyes are here, not at all feeding into the American exceptionalism trope, nope, not at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit lost it⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, some ideologies in the TESCREAL bundle kinda are barreling toward that. What is the ideology behind Roko’s Basilisk of not that? They just aren’t organized yet - and I hope we can help those who fall for that lunacy before it becomes something more dangerous and sinister.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, shit.⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I once deleted the whole production kubernetes environment trying to fix an update to prod give awry, at11pm. My saving grace was that our systems are barely used between 10pm-8am, and I managed to teach myself by reading enough docs and stack overflow comments to rebuild it and fix the initial mistake before 5am. Never learned how to correctly use a piece of stack that quickly before or since.