pticrix
@pticrix@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Old Man Guide to Grooming 20 hours ago:
We know we can. But it gives me this “Old Wise Owl” look. Puffy eyebrows
- Comment on My GF tried them and said they were tasty 4 days ago:
Hey, wait a minute… What’s that smell?
Smell like something burning… Well that don’t confront me none.
Long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby you better get back in the kitchen, ‘cause I got a sneakin’ suspicion.
Oh man… baby… BABY!? YOU JUST BURNED MY BALLS!
Help me, my balls on fire!!!
- Comment on UwU brat mathematician behavior 1 week ago:
This can’t be real
- Comment on Most normal walk cycle 1 week ago:
This has serious [Peter Foldès vibes].(www.onf.ca/film/la_faim/)
- Comment on Corruption fetishists 3 weeks ago:
got a full folder of SEGFAULT generating code. cmake me harder!
- Comment on Dots! 4 weeks ago:
These hips don’t lie : you got cancer
- Comment on Any other trauma victims? 4 weeks ago:
Pretty much same here, but dad was a cop. And not emotionally cold, which made it probably a different kind of fucked up. (Got both the I-love-yous and the getting-taken-care-of and the familial-physical-proximity, but then also got the “I’mma teach you <x> by screaming at you”, “insulting and shaking you when you fail”, and the “SHUT UP I’M TRYING TO WATCH THE NEWS” during dinners.)
I’m pretty sure this is one of the reasons why today, as a grown ass adult, I just wish to stay at home by my wholesome / with the SO and never call my friends and family. I’m just content… nay, I’m hanging to my calm and peace with my life, to the point of it being a problem.
- Comment on Rare insults dropped 2 months ago:
- Comment on Pictures of Animals Getting CT Scans Against their Will: A Thread 2 months ago:
Yeah, people, don’t follow Wim Hof in having enemas on public fountains.