pticrix

@pticrix@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Old Man Guide to Grooming⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  We know we can. But it gives me this “Old Wise Owl” look. Puffy eyebrows

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My GF tried them and said they were tasty⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, wait a minute… What’s that smell?

  Smell like something burning… Well that don’t confront me none.

  Long as I get my rent paid on Friday.

  Baby you better get back in the kitchen, ‘cause I got a sneakin’ suspicion.

  Oh man… baby… BABY!? YOU JUST BURNED MY BALLS!

  Help me, my balls on fire!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UwU brat mathematician behavior⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This can’t be real

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most normal walk cycle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This has serious [Peter Foldès vibes].(www.onf.ca/film/la_faim/)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corruption fetishists⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  got a full folder of SEGFAULT generating code. cmake me harder!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dots!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These hips don’t lie : you got cancer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any other trauma victims?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty much same here, but dad was a cop. And not emotionally cold, which made it probably a different kind of fucked up. (Got both the I-love-yous and the getting-taken-care-of and the familial-physical-proximity, but then also got the “I’mma teach you <x> by screaming at you”, “insulting and shaking you when you fail”, and the “SHUT UP I’M TRYING TO WATCH THE NEWS” during dinners.)

  I’m pretty sure this is one of the reasons why today, as a grown ass adult, I just wish to stay at home by my wholesome / with the SO and never call my friends and family. I’m just content… nay, I’m hanging to my calm and peace with my life, to the point of it being a problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rare insults dropped⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pictures of Animals Getting CT Scans Against their Will: A Thread⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, people, don’t follow Wim Hof in having enemas on public fountains.