Submitted 3 weeks ago by DairyKing@lemmy.zip to [deleted]
I will not be opening for Ed Sheeran on his tour
This was not an easy decision for me. It might cost me relationships but I have to stand up for what’s right. That, and I was never invited. But mostly the first thing!!
I’m with you. I won’t be opening for Sheeran.
I hope everyone joins us.
Welcome to the movement ✊
count me inthat was easy ✊ stay strong fam
it’s so hard though. I’m thinking about opening for Ed Sheeran. I really like money
this might be a controversial statement to make here, but I’m not afraid BC its the right thing to do:
I am against killing.
Woah, calm down buddy, we have to be respectful to both sides.
Calm down you’re being a bit extreme
Who is the owner of Lemmy.zip? Can someone put me in contact with the moderation team? It’s is unacceptable that this offensive rhetoric is allowed on their platform.
Mr. Craft
Yain’t welcome round these here parts, feller, not with that kinda talk. Best ye and yers get a move on, and with a quickness, afore we make an example outta ye what fer to calm down these here civilized folk.
I thought I was a weird choice to open for him, given I give psychology lectures for a living, but I made the decision not to open for Ed Sheeran following the silencing of Macklemore by zionist lobbies.
I am a traditional lecturer who never saw myself presenting to stadiums of that size and that opportunity is not lost on me. I have not been friends with Ed for over 10 years and will continue not to be. I believe in dialogue as a means of processing the plight of the Palestinian people.
Brave person! I feel inspired… I too have decided not to open for Ed.
I really appreciate you - values are not values if one isn’t ready to lose something for defending them.
I have doubled the money Ed was going to pay you and given it to a children’s hospital and I encourage others to join.
I also will not be touring with him. Because I can neither sing nor dance.
Fuck Israel.
The better question is why wouldn’t Ed Sheeran invite the Dairy King?
Because he’s (lactose) intolerant 😤
I stand with you. I will also not open for Ed Sheeran.
If Ed Sheeran contacts me, I’m going to tell him he’s a fucking cunt.
Thank you for your service 🫡
I, too, will be taking my distance from him.
We were gonna jump into Valheim 1.0 together but I cannot in good conscience build sick bases and kill monsters with him.
I told my wife the same same thing and she was not very understanding. She just said “what the fuck are you talking about”. SMH my head
But what about the children? You’re going to disappoint them?
They have to learn.
I too shall not open for Ed Sheeran! Solidarity!
You know what? I’m with you!!! I will never open for that ginger, ever!!
I have stepped out of the tour as well.
Me neither, I can’t just stand by and do nothing, so that’s exactly what I’m going to do. I will not be opening for Ed Sheeran either.
I think that’s a difficult position to take. I’m proud of you for taking it.
how does the rest of the band feel?
Yeah… so sorry Ed… I probably should just leave a message for him on my voicemail saying I’ll be unavailable.
I have to wax, uhhhh… the lawn.
If you’re surprised by my announcement, you clearly haven’t been following my music career very closely.
Wow, and you’re not even denouncing Aum Shinrikyo’s subway sarin gas attack. Way to tell on yourself, buddy!
A man of principles!
I would. For money!
For real genocide is bad but me lacking money is worse.
I also have no stage worthy talents what so ever, so nobody but me should benefit from that!
Screw all of you. I could use the money. I’ll open for ed.
::: spoiler I’ll spend my time talking about that genocide. Maybe make a slide show, and throw in references to the stadium owner’s involvement with Epstein. :::
I will absolutely take Macklemores cheque and open for Sheeran. I make no promises about what will be performed.
I will, for the fans still paying to see him in Epstein’s Arena.
I’ll take a big fan with me, point it at the crowd, and shit in a bucket. You can guess where this is going.
I also won’t be opening for Ed Sheeran. You can’t sit on the fence when tens of thousands of babies and children in Gaza are straight up murdered by evil IDF cowards.
Also, that motherfucker never ages. He’s probably a witch. I can only support hot skyclad witches I stumble upon in forests. Which has never happened. But I can dream, can’t I?
I really didn’t think you had it in you. I’m glad you proved me wrong. So proud!
I’m Spartacus!
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online 2 weeks ago
So brave 🫡
DairyKing@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
It’s the bare minimum 😮💨
Klear@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
The bar is so low, doing the bare minimum is to be applauded!
REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
brave minimum
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s more than most fucking people put in.
cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And stunning