toomanypancakes

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which are you?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Slut gang slut gang

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just curious, are only mixed race women a monolith you can extrapolate individual behavior to the whole demographic about, or do you hold similar beliefs about women in general? What about men?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s one hell of a paragraph to follow up “all I said was”. What the absolute heck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does a teenager learn to "eat out" a women without doing it like a dog at a water bowl?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  First of all, communication during sex is pretty normal. I’ve absolutely given directions during, because if I want him to go harder on it or if he’s missing the spot or something then I want him to know that.

  Secondly, there’s no reason you can’t have a conversation not in the moment too. You can absolutely discuss likes, wants, and dislikes ahead of time. If you want to make your partner feel as good as you can, it’s a good idea to check with them how they like it at some point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does a teenager learn to "eat out" a women without doing it like a dog at a water bowl?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  By listening to their partner, practicing, and learning where the clit is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’ve lost⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I like your style

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gooner bait⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not conventionally attractive so I have to step my game up for my gooner bait. The competition is fierce.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😼⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re for chess moves lol

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Friends aren't worth it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you need a hug?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just pooped⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So like, what was it on the stool scale?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If someone deserves empathy and the right to speak freely for proclaiming people like me are monsters, and advocating for me to have fewer human rights, then I deserve the right to punch them in their stupid face.

  If they deserve empathy and the right to speak freely about proclaiming other people subhuman, I still deserve the right to punch them in their stupid face. Bigotry has no place in polite society.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just put some pressure on the gooch and it’ll come out before pulling up the underpants. That always worked for me when I was bedicked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Almomd milk tastes like spit, btw. Cashew milk is better.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cashew milk and oat milk are both great. I have no idea how almond milk ever took off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just two.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no, the penis is as tremendously caustic as it is girthy. BJs can cause mild tissue damage from the dickacid that takes a few days to heal, so you gotta only provide a beej when you have some time before the next show to recover.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck yeah, gw2 is my favorite mmo I’ve ever played, and its not even close. I’m so excited for this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for a career change? Then look no further!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I could play a cajon, would that work?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WA man accused of hurling rock at Hawaiian monk seal has been doxxed, lawyer says⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I had that happen to me once, but I reassured them it was only ice cream on my face

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope this clears things up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This clears up so many questions I had! Thanks for the handy guide :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's asked nicely and he has a gun⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Way ahead of you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Carnists be like...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So true

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Carnists be like...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So too fucking bad. People can discuss subjects that make you uncomfortable. Don’t even bother to engage if you’re just gonna say “everyone shut the fuck up because I’m here.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Carnists be like...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Vegans aren’t better than you just because you make more harmful choices.

  Nobody made you click this thread. You don’t want to be left alone, you want people to stop talking about subjects you don’t like.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose chicken.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That would be fucking awesome, ngl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Carnists be like...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s really bizzare to me that the only takeaway most people are getting is “humans are inherently better than other animals by merit of being human, so any comparison you make to another animal is offensive” and not “maybe repeated forcible impregnation for someone’s entire life so I can have an unnecessary food product is a fucked up thing to do”. That’s the bit that stands out the most I would think?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Carnists be like...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Humans aren’t more important than animals unless you strongly believe might makes right, which I’d hope you don’t. Just because you can do something to other animals doesn’t mean you should.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(im vegan)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Who doesn’t 😉