toomanypancakes

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It’s Past Time For USED To Pull Taxpayer Funds From Schools That Secretly Trans Kids⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  That would be great if you didn’t have parents salivating to beat children to death for being trans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did you know?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not when you shop at Elwoods!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It’s Past Time For USED To Pull Taxpayer Funds From Schools That Secretly Trans Kids⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, this is what you should be scared of. That trans children exist. Not anything that actually impacts your life or hurts anyone. Great priorities.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI girlfriends VS Egirls⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never paid someone to shit on my face

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i love standing out💖⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If we ever get the neon soaked cyberpunk future I deserve I’m buying several of these, damn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meerp⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And yet, I agree with everything you said

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meerp⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Completely agree

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gimme me fuel, gimme me fire⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Gimme dabujabuzaaaaah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was fluffy, soft, and robust⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Truer words have rarely been spoken

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yYou should build a tower out of the office desks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bottom dude’s neck routine is legit, clearly

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Sex with Animals in Early Modern Russia: Legal Spaces of Negotiating the Boundaries of Humanity", Marianna Muravyeva, University of Helsinki⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If this infuriates you, you should hear about some of the other things we do to animals

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hate-filled husband of Canadian accused of smacking pro-Trump teen at Jersey Shore tries to dismiss it as ‘nothingburger’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes they are. The article naturally buried the lede, but they’re stating the video was edited. I believe them more than the nypost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hate-filled husband of Canadian accused of smacking pro-Trump teen at Jersey Shore tries to dismiss it as ‘nothingburger’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bahahaha this article is so desperately trying to smear this guy as a vile criminal, it’s pathetic and entirely untrustworthy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kitty looking thicc⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why I wear them anyway

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which are you?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Slut gang slut gang

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just curious, are only mixed race women a monolith you can extrapolate individual behavior to the whole demographic about, or do you hold similar beliefs about women in general? What about men?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s one hell of a paragraph to follow up “all I said was”. What the absolute heck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does a teenager learn to "eat out" a women without doing it like a dog at a water bowl?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  First of all, communication during sex is pretty normal. I’ve absolutely given directions during, because if I want him to go harder on it or if he’s missing the spot or something then I want him to know that.

  Secondly, there’s no reason you can’t have a conversation not in the moment too. You can absolutely discuss likes, wants, and dislikes ahead of time. If you want to make your partner feel as good as you can, it’s a good idea to check with them how they like it at some point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does a teenager learn to "eat out" a women without doing it like a dog at a water bowl?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  By listening to their partner, practicing, and learning where the clit is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’ve lost⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like your style

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gooner bait⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not conventionally attractive so I have to step my game up for my gooner bait. The competition is fierce.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😼⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re for chess moves lol

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Friends aren't worth it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you need a hug?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just pooped⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So like, what was it on the stool scale?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If someone deserves empathy and the right to speak freely for proclaiming people like me are monsters, and advocating for me to have fewer human rights, then I deserve the right to punch them in their stupid face.

  If they deserve empathy and the right to speak freely about proclaiming other people subhuman, I still deserve the right to punch them in their stupid face. Bigotry has no place in polite society.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just put some pressure on the gooch and it’ll come out before pulling up the underpants. That always worked for me when I was bedicked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Almomd milk tastes like spit, btw. Cashew milk is better.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Cashew milk and oat milk are both great. I have no idea how almond milk ever took off.