What would happen if two buttholes perfectly opposed both fart at the same time?

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• USSEthernet@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Whos that?

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    • addison@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is from the music video for First Date - Blink 182

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  • sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    From afar it looked like he was showing his teeth

    Buton closer inspection, it seems like its his tongue

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• morgan_423@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I didn’t think anyone would ever manage to do it, but somehow you broke the community name. Well done OP golf claps

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  • sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If its so stupid thn answer it, Queen claps

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• MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ))≈(( Fart back and forth forever.

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  • sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ) )♾️( (

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• toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The fart waves phase and cancel eachother out, like no one farted at all

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• hexagonwin@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i regret reading this post

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  • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What a terrible time to be literate.

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• SlumDogGazillionaire@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• Stormy@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The person that pushes the hardest sends their fart and the other fart into the other person’s chamber.

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  • sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    [ring pop song]

    🎵Save sum 4 laterrrrr

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• etchinghillside@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is flatulence pressure a sphincter strength game or abdominal strength game?

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  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A chain is only as strong as it’s weakest link. The entire GI system will be probed for weakspots. If the sphictor to sphinctor seal is stronger than say, one participant’s colon, even with equal pressure, the weakest spot will perforate and burst. The gas of both participants will then flood the available cavity and expand until either equalization of the outward gas and inward retailing wall of fat and skin amd whatnot, or pressures will rise until another breach is found.

    While quite correct, this is of course all theoretical. There are many details that would need accounting for. I have a research proposal I’m happy to share if anyone has any funding.

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  • sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sphincter i would think

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• Bongles@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You don’t push out farts with your butthole, so I would start doing crunches before you try this.

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  • sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean, the reason dead people cant fart is they cant clench, I believe, so I kinda contest that.

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    • Bongles@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Clenching keeps the fart inside. A VERY relaxed butthole may let the fart out without making noise. To push the fart out you use other muscles.

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• rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The fart particles will likely intermingle, because the 2 people ate different foods for the last 36 hours. Lord help us if they’ve eaten the same food

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  • gastroglizzy@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    fart particles

    Don’t you mean…. farticles?

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    • sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yess

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  • meco03211@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A person’s gut bacteria is unique. You could literally eat the exact same thing down to the last molecule as someone else and it would be processed differently between you two.

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• grandel@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This the kind of shit I’m here for.

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