What would happen if two buttholes perfectly opposed both fart at the same time?

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• Bongles@lemmy.zip ⁨54⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  You don’t push out farts with your butthole, so I would start doing crunches before you try this.

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  • sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz ⁨51⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I mean, the reason dead people cant fart is they cant clench, I believe, so I kinda contest that.

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• USSEthernet@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Whos that?

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• morgan_423@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I didn’t think anyone would ever manage to do it, but somehow you broke the community name. Well done OP golf claps

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  • sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If its so stupid thn answer it, Queen claps

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• MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  ))≈(( Fart back and forth forever.

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  • sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ) )♾️( (

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• toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The fart waves phase and cancel eachother out, like no one farted at all

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• etchinghillside@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is flatulence pressure a sphincter strength game or abdominal strength game?

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  • sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sphincter i would think

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• Stormy@thelemmy.club ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The person that pushes the hardest sends their fart and the other fart into the other person’s chamber.

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  • sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    [ring pop song]

    🎵Save sum 4 laterrrrr

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• rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The fart particles will likely intermingle, because the 2 people ate different foods for the last 36 hours. Lord help us if they’ve eaten the same food

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  • gastroglizzy@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    fart particles

    Don’t you mean…. farticles?

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    • sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yess

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  • meco03211@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A person’s gut bacteria is unique. You could literally eat the exact same thing down to the last molecule as someone else and it would be processed differently between you two.

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