MummifiedClient5000
@MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk
- Comment on Car crashed into man's home with 'almighty bang' 4 days ago:
You can’t park there, mate.
- Comment on What was the first thing "pirated" on the net? What was the first thing to be pirated off the net in the modern age? 6 days ago:
Software piracy existed long before the internet and it simply moved from offline copying to bulletin boards to internet-based FTP sites, Usenet and IRC and such once that became common and now I guess mostly P2P.
Bill Gates famously ranted over hobbyists that copied Altair Basic interpreter that he had part in developing back in 1976. Not the first occurance of piracy either, but maybe the first time anyone actually described it as stealing.
The use of the word “piracy” describing unlicensed copying dates hundreds of years back, to book plagiarism and copying. Much later also applied to music bootlegs.
- Comment on Toblerone owner sues British vegan chocolate brand over chunky shape 1 week ago:
Mondelēz and all of the brands they own can go and fuck themselves. Handy don’t buy list.
- Comment on What would happen if two buttholes perfectly opposed both fart at the same time? 3 weeks ago:
))≈((Fart back and forth forever. - Comment on Why was Hitler all about "blonde hair and blue eye Aryan?" When he would not be in the ball park of one or exhibit any of the traits he was looking for? 3 weeks ago:
Empathy is intellegence.
- Comment on One of America’s Last Chestnut Groves Is About to Be Destroyed for a Data Center 4 weeks ago:
Don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you’ve got 'til it’s gone
- Comment on Can you open up an unmanned store in the US and will it stay in business or close down? 1 month ago:
- Comment on Can you open up an unmanned store in the US and will it stay in business or close down? 1 month ago:
No, people would use it as a toilet and not one of those clean ones.
- Comment on Joe Rogan thinks AI running the government would ‘stop all wars on the planet’ 1 month ago:
Sure, we just need one, final world war to determine who gets to run that AI.
- Comment on Why is the world's "oldest profession" still illegal ? Instead of being better managed? 2 months ago:
In Denmark prostitution is legal, but it is not legal for a third party to make a profit of it, eg. pimping, but also renting out rooms specifically for sex work, guards, cash runners, drivers for callgirls etc.
I’m pretty sure pimps still exist, while many things that can help and protect sex workers are illegal.
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- Comment on Just checking in to see if anyone cares that the mumbling turtle is still on full salary while being MIA for two-and-a-half months 2 months ago:
The actual issue is that we didn’t know when to pop the bottles.
- Comment on Benjamin Netanyahu describes UK as ‘first Islamic republic to get a nuclear weapon’ 2 months ago:
Yes, BUT the UK doesn’t see muslims as subhuman.
- Comment on Shodan's $5 membership sale is on 2 months ago:
That is very cheap.
- Comment on What's the difference between Woke and Political Correctness? 3 months ago:
My personal take:
Political correctness may have started out as a means to treat minorities better by weeding out obvious slurs from language, but ended up weaponized and used as a way to shut down any mentions of minorities. It is what the anti-woke crowd mimic when they claim that they don’t see skin colour and don’t care about gender.
Compared to PC, woke acknowledges that it is abusive towards minorities to ignore them.
- Comment on Why is AOC a big deal? She just speaks common sense and calls out absurdity. Have we really gone that far off the rails where we don't do it ourselves? 3 months ago:
Perfect slaves for your
futureoverlords of child rapists and war mongers. - Comment on Why is Nickleback so hated? I think they made the perfect song for America after 9/11 with Hero. 3 months ago:
It’s just bland rock and bland is worst thing a rock band can be.
- Comment on If I stick my head out a car window or a gust of wind hits my face it's like my throat closes and I can't breathe. How come motorcycle riders without helmets don't seem to have this problem? 3 months ago:
Of course not. Those are motorcycle windows.
- Comment on What is Exaptation, Alex? 4 months ago:
Tonguedoms.
- Comment on Massive Attack Is Taking Aim at Palantir 5 months ago:
Saw their show in Copenhagen yesterday. Awesome.
- Comment on The disaster of Brexit is a warning against simple solutions to hard problems 5 months ago:
Ban simple solutions.
Problem solved.
- Comment on Steam is basically a PC gaming monopoly, so why isn’t anyone mad? 6 months ago:
Valve doesn’t abuse the monopoly.
- Comment on Wireless Festival cancelled after Kanye West blocked from coming to UK 6 months ago:
Better than 95% of entertainment these days and I don’t care about morris dancing.
- Comment on [deleted] 7 months ago:
How? Does it make your mom transparent?
- Comment on ChatGPT driving rise in reports of ‘satanic’ organised ritual abuse, UK experts say 8 months ago:
I’m not above suspecting that ChatGPT has been trained for this.
The abusers are witches and satanists and totally not the ruling class. Trust me bro.
- Comment on The Texas man who shot a British woman after an argument about President Trump won’t face charges. The jury hails from a pro-gun pro-Trump part of the state, a legal expert says 8 months ago:
Shithole country.
- Comment on Overbearing datetime pickers 8 months ago:
From the team that brought you the year of birth dropdown.
- Comment on Do women fart when they pee too? 8 months ago:
That usually cost extra.
- Comment on No, I will not identify all the pictures with bicycles in them. 10 months ago:
Eventually LLMs will also evade those captchas, if not already.
- Comment on Day 521 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 10 months ago:
Definitely give Shadow of War a shot if you liked Mordor.