MummifiedClient5000
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- Comment on Who would win in a fight, a Gorilla or a Bear of equal weight? 4 days ago:
A gorilla and a bear, equal weight, meet in the woods and you think they are going to fight? No.
They’re going to become the best of friends.
First, they’d size each other up, realize they’re equally matched. Then, they’d nod, respectfully, and decide to team up. They would be unstoppable. The gorilla, with its incredible strength, agility, and problem-solving skills, would be the brains of the operation. It’d plan their strategies, communicate with other animals, innovate and adapt human tools for their use, and keep their team organized. The bear, with its raw power, intimidating presence, and fearsome reputation, would be the muscle. It’d protect their territory, hunt for food, and strike fear into the hearts of any who dared to resist their expansion.
Together, they’d rule the forest, a formidable duo that no other animal would dare challenge. They would create a network of informants and allies, with birds acting as their eyes in the sky, and smaller mammals like squirrels and raccoons helping to gather resources and spread their influence. The gorilla would also know when to use diplomacy, forging alliances with other animal groups to strengthen their hold.
Humans, overwhelmed and outmatched, would have no choice but to retreat, leaving the cities to the new rulers of the urban jungle. The gorilla and the bear, once mere forest dwellers, would now sit atop the crumbling skyscrapers, surveying their vast kingdom, a testament to their unlikely friendship and unstoppable power. The legend of their alliance would echo through the generations, a reminder that sometimes, the most fearsome of foes can become the greatest of friends.
- Comment on Simon Pegg Tried To Get Nick Frost Cast As An Iconic Star Trek Character: "I've Pitched It Multiple Times" 1 week ago:
Tribbles are MONSTERS!
- Comment on Simon Pegg Tried To Get Nick Frost Cast As An Iconic Star Trek Character: "I've Pitched It Multiple Times" 1 week ago:
Are tribbles a joke to you?
- Comment on Simon Pegg Tried To Get Nick Frost Cast As An Iconic Star Trek Character: "I've Pitched It Multiple Times" 1 week ago:
Nick Frost would be a great tribble/human hybrid.
- Comment on The Naked Gun | Official Teaser Trailer (2025 Movie) - Liam Neeson, Pamela Anderson 2 weeks ago:
He’s is actually great at improv. Here’s a clip.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
But the US is also weirdly prudish about sex.
- Comment on Red Sonja movie reboot gets r-rating, release date window 2 weeks ago:
Sonja smells swordplay and she’s out wielding her blade. Then she’s back to her sanctuary for some full penetration. Smells swordplay. Back to the sanctuary, penetration. Swordplay. Penetration. Swordplay. Penetration. Swordplay. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the tale just sort of ends.
- Comment on Ninja sword owners will be paid to surrender weapons before ban 2 weeks ago:
I’m sure there a strange woman lying in a pond somewhere that can be of assistance.
- Comment on Is it a pattern that most of Zendaya's haters are right-wing or is it just a coincidence? 1 month ago:
Conservative politics is pretty much just coordinated fear and hatred these days.
- Comment on What's this thing stuck on my dirty underwear? Is it a piece of undissolved tide pod? 1 month ago:
IT’S UNDISSOLVED TIDE POD MOM!!!
- Comment on Meta approves plan for bigger executives bonuses following 5% layoffs 1 month ago:
Those brave executives deserve huge bonuses after standing up against the little man.
- Comment on Who would be the 14th if they make Ocean's 14? 2 months ago:
Jack Black, playing a witty loser that doesn’t even understand why they picked him for the team (but I guess I already said Jack Black). The inevitable failure, followed by him leaving the team, the depression montage and then the eventual comeuppance where he rescues everyone set to AC/DC’s Thunderstruck.
- Comment on Asked this wonderful community to help me chose the design of my game's duck, here are is the final result: 2 months ago:
Duck yeah!
- Comment on Alien: Romulus sequel will show things that have never been seen in the franchise before 2 months ago:
Full penetration.
- Comment on Watching Joker: Folie à Deux, 37 mins in, I'm liking this! 3 months ago:
Quentin Tarantino liked it. John Waters liked it.
I respect the opinion of those two legendary film makers over any amount of loud mouth social media shitstorm enablers who got their knickers twisted because the movie didn’t conform to their idea of a sequel.
It is a good movie. And I’m tired of pretending it’s not.
- Comment on How screwed would one be if their email provider shuts down? 4 months ago:
You’d be fucked like a choirboy at a Viagra-sponsored catholic-con.
Especially if they let the domain expire and you didn’t have time to migrate all those accounts that can be reset with just an email and a bad actor then registers the domain - or even just a slightly dumb actor that allows someone else to use what was your old email address.
- Comment on Forums Are Still Alive, Active, And A Treasure Trove Of Information [Aftermath] 6 months ago:
Quiet down, you don’t want the bots or the AI scrapers to hear you.
- Comment on So, my weirdo Stanley Parable inspired game finally made it to Most Wishlisted Steam Games. And I'm pretty sure a lot of you are to blame... 6 months ago:
I can’t wait to not press that button.
Or maybe I’ll press it, not sure yet.
- Comment on The Rocky Horror Video Game is a thing, and coming out this month [Eurogamer] 6 months ago:
I played it as a kid with my buddies. We never understood the point of the game, but their clothes would fall off and that is kind of a big deal for little boys.
- Comment on The Rocky Horror Video Game is a thing, and coming out this month [Eurogamer] 6 months ago:
- Comment on One car accident, endless spam calls 6 months ago:
Sounds like spam to me.
- Comment on A24's new horror is an R-rated version of this overlooked '90s kids movie 7 months ago:
Looks like stupid fun. Trailer
- Comment on Was Elvis Presley a pedo? 7 months ago:
Jethro Tull doesn’t romanticize Aqualung (the old man that sits on a park bench and eyes little girls with bad intents). Quite the contrary actually.
- Comment on 9 Greatest Cosmic Horror Movies of All Time 7 months ago:
Word bitch, Phantoms like a motherfucker!
- Comment on Seriously, What The Hell Went So Wrong With Borderlands To Earn The Movie 10% On Rotten Tomatoes? 7 months ago:
I hadn’t paid much attention to Borderlands, so I didn’t realize Eli Roth directed it.
Ew.
- Comment on What type of scam is this? 8 months ago:
The “RandomUnremarkableName + Number” username format is a clear indicator of the type of person that has very low morals and is quite possibly a scammer or worse. Stay clear of those at any cost.
Unless you want to do crime or hook up. (DM me).
- Comment on Jay and Silent Bob 3 officially titled Store Wars 8 months ago:
So they’re some sort of Clerks?
Stares straight into camera
- Comment on This upcoming dating sim lets you romance household objects turned absolute fitties 8 months ago:
That all seems very, very strange.
I never craved a toaster or a color T.V.
- Comment on ‘Ballerina': Disastrous Screening for ‘John Wick' Spinoff 8 months ago:
Did you really have to remind me about Madame Web? I had almost completely forgotten about it.
- Comment on Never believe the hype. 8 months ago:
I know. It must be hell working a low pay job in the US.