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cunilingus condom.
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analingous armour
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tipping the velvet behind a shower curtain.
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bringing a rain-coat for the man in the boat.
What is Exaptation, Alex?
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Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
nocturne@slrpnk.net 1 week ago
WraithGear@lemmy.world 1 week ago
dental dam?
Generica@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Wanna taste my jelly? Wanna taste my jam? Better be wearin’ a dental dam. -Sandra Bernhard
fatcat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
I’m still wondering if anyone is using them. I know quite a few people with all kind of sexual orientations as preferences and no one ever used them once. But maybe that’s just how it’s around here?
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
It doesn’t work as a condom since the other parts of your mouth may make contact. A better choice is cling film.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I use aluminum foil. Nothing’s getting through that shit.
Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Cunnilingus ? But then you miss out on the taste 😔
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Wouldn’t the juices still go in your mouth? Isn’t the juice the part you want to block
Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Tongue condoms?
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Imagine your tongue getting pregnant
Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
I’m not sure that’s normally how that works. That is the condom doesn’t go on the thing that gets pregnant.
starik@lemmy.today 1 week ago
Imagine your dick getting pregnant, and your child bursting out of it like an alien.
MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 1 week ago
Tonguedoms.
NotEasyBeingGreen@slrpnk.net 1 week ago
I think a tongue dom is something different though…
StillAlive@piefed.world 1 week ago
Hallowed be thy name. Thy tonguedom come.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 1 week ago
This is for weaklings. If you’re gonna eat ass you have to commit.
Saapas@piefed.zip 1 week ago
Pass
Malyca@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
Also you clean up first, just saying
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 1 week ago
Savor the flavor
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
For eating Switch/Switch 2 game cards.
MattW03@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
Trump administration starter kit.
peripheralneuropathy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
They couldn’t wear masks in a pandemic. They’d sooner swallow it to build microplastic immunity than use it properly.
abcdqfr@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Tongue punching your mom’s fart box
quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Or for eating some merciless peppers of Quetzalacatenango
SoyViking@hexbear.net 1 week ago
They found out they were much more popular with people who doesn’t want to take very bitter medicines
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 week ago
People don’t like the taste of blue waffles?
nothx@hexbear.net 1 week ago
Imagine putting a condom on your tongue just to avoid 3 second of tastebud discomfort. Humans were always weak.
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
We’re made weak by the “froo froo” wealthy bunch, actually.
Chick0nPlayz@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Shit I didn’t know these existed
Dojan@pawb.social 1 week ago
I like the phrasing of “want” rather than “need.”
TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
I’ve only ever seen them use in short video media about taking foul-tasting TCM
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Turner Classic Movies?
plyth@feddit.org 1 week ago
But we don’t taste with the tongue, just bitter, salty, etc.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Originally, it served a need. Now, I imagine, it serves a want.
Dojan@pawb.social 1 week ago
I mean they can definitely overlap. I want to live so I want and need my medication. That kind of thing.
I think my amusement is more that “those who want to take very bitter medicines” sounds to me more like they’re doing it on a whim. :)
starik@lemmy.today 1 week ago
It was originally “want.” They became addicted, so now it’s “need.”
sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Yeah I just woke up but it took me a minute figure out what was happening. I thought it was saying that people prefer the bitter medicine, so I was confused why they didn’t want to taste it.