TheGiantKorean

@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the US it's Father's Day weekend, so happy Father's Day not just to you American dads but to all you dads wherever you are.⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The worst one up there. Yes, worse than the dude who eats his kid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To cosmic shreds, I say!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish for water to no longer be a bipolar molecule.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wow!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I had to put my dog to sleep shortly before watching this movie. I cried my eyes out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where it stops, nobody knows⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I played this today while teleworking. It was fun!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are so close⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sensitive to caffeine but I like soda, so I drink this. Mostly water and decaf coffee, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmm grilled Steve

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depluralize⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The 1 Commandment

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Schindler’s Twist

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨outdoor activities⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You can milk slide down anything with nipples.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But everyone is observing it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a very specific goal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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  They were fraternal twins, but I still feel like he’d approve.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smooch⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I try but she won’t let me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐝🐝🐝⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I am going to continue laughing at carpenter bees.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just leave it on the porch bro⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I kind of think the amount of water used to generate this image might have been worth it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forbidden fourth leche⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d try that.

  I looked it up. Apparently it is usually coconut milk, but sometimes it’s horchata.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forbidden fourth leche⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d like to know, too. Condensed, evaporated, cream, and…???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When I die maybe they will also stuff me and put me in a museum⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did the drives make a loud “ca-CHUNK” noise when you closed the latch on them? That part really stands out in my mind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When I die maybe they will also stuff me and put me in a museum⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My first computer ran CP/M and had 8 inch floppy drives.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Talk like an 👽⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I too saw a dong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are 206 bones in the human body or 207 if your guts are long enough⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “How long are your guts” would work on me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate what the Internet has done to us⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He poops out glass and blood, so kinda?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some cheeses are luminescent.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Genuinely curious how she’s a doctor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It is cute⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  wakes up… Aww!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did you do this at your highschool?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We would stuff the glow sticks in our friend and then send the gorilla out wearing a fish bowl. Were we doing it wrong?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the more you know⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s only a matter of time before salsa cream Oreos come out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Red, White and Blue⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m glad he won this case, but he’s also a transphobe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember when the whole family had to share it because you only had one⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Who even names someone Administrator? Poor kid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes I just sigh and think to myself, gosh, I wish life wasn’t so turgid and veiny with a huge bulbous head and pre-cum dripping down the shaft.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spray n Pray⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyway, I started blastin’