TheGiantKorean

@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨release!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  For me, this was the post.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An oopsie occured⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Double oopsie! Your driver delivering flowers to your other driver was in an accident! Would you like to deliver flowers to the driver who was delivering flowers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taste the flavor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not a joke. I’m not personally into it, but a few people enjoy it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taste the flavor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you know your urethra can also taste spicy? Try sounding a Thai chili pepper!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simple⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a place down the street selling these and wet bought a few. We felt naughty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone explain why?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cocktails are $20 a pop. Hell, mocktails are like $15 a pop and they don’t contain alcohol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You say “have to”. I say “get to”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Truth Is Out There⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bigfoot got some cake

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's so fluffy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hamsters? No. Gerbils? Possibly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Wall People⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But what if the Wall People don’t approve of you because you won’t fart into other peoples’ mouths?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta commend them for the effort⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well at least it’s flared on one end.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Save us!!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “I don’t want a bunch of fancy, wonderful things. I just want you.” Wow thanks Mariah.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨where⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why have a 6 pack when you can have a whole keg?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easy choice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What about other peoples’ farts?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LEARN YOU PIECE OF SHIT⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine autocorrects normal words to cuss words.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literally every nsfw post:⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Kinda reminds me of back in the day when you would try to watch scrambled porn on cable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everythings normal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone else at the table did, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without fail⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh lord that dosis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wear your seatbelt⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll allow it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wear your seatbelt⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is especially important with people in the back seat. I don’t care if thaw allows people to sit in the back seat without a seat belt on, you’re still wearing one. I don’t need a human meat missile taking my head off if we suddenly stop.