The ass produces nothing, it’s merely a conduit.
Skeletor laying down, out and about FYI
Submitted 2 months ago by TehBamski@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Tiresia@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
I hate in courtrooms when the prosecutor produces a witness and everyone has to wait nine months.
Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Lovely vignette, I’d argue that courtrooms could do with a bit of sexy times.
But following that logic your ass can produce dick, too.
JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
It doesn’t produce them. It simply emits them. The whole body produces them as a collective effort.
ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
OP’s can’t produce condensates, plasma, or any of the ~45 niche exotic states of matter?
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
OP produces all forms of shit, even those not discovered yet.
Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
They coalesced into this post.
MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Speak for yourself. My ass produces bose-Einstein condensate constantly. It’s a chronic condition.
lefaucet@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Pretty sure mine produced a 4th after eating that hot sauce the other night
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yep, that sounds like plasma all right
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
What to say after you fart in a crowd (or elevator).
“Take that!”
“What do you say?” like prompting a child to say thank you.
“That’ll be five bucks, you pervert”
“Not a bad sound out of a half inch speaker”
“Did you hear that spider bark?"
“Someone step on a duck?”
“That duck’s got bad breath”
Forest Area Reticulated Tree Spiders (FARTS)
“A bit more choke and that engine will start”
“Did you hear what that asshole just said?”
“There’s someone behind me talking shit!”
“Keep shouting Sir, we’ll find you”
“So sayeth the King”
“I shouldn’t have trusted that one”
“I don’t remember eating that.”
“That’s gonna itch when it dries”
‘‘Two sniffs of that would be greedy’’
“The the horns working, now try the lights”
“Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk”
“The Rear Admiral has spoken”
(Just before you fart) “Alexa, play something by Ed Sheeran”
“Don’t worry, (name), I’ll tell them it was me!”
“You’ve/I’ve got a turd honking for the right of way.”
“Ahh, the ghost of dinners past”
“You got that one for free, next one you will have to pull my finger”
“As foretold by The Prophecy.”
“Now your turn”
The toothless one speaks !
“Sounds much better after my tune up”
“Aaaand…scene!”
“That was supposed to be a song but came out of the wrong end”
“Message from turd castle”
“Glad I’m not in my Space Suit”
“Damn! I was saving that for the elevator”
“An empty house is better than a bad tenant”
“Guess what I had for my last meal”
“This haaause is noww cleeeean”
“carpet frogs”
“Now that I have your attention, we will have a moment of silence for all those that have died in elevator accidents”
veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
How about plassma?
Hupf@feddit.org 2 months ago
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Y’all gotta hit up Taco Bell and then add ungodly amounts of third party hot sauce.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hell yeah
veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Sounds like a plan… 🤔
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If I do enough squats it might get hot enough
thelasttoot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Clearly not one of the 3 states of matter, so who cares?
sirico@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Eat a Phaal
lefaucet@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Defo proced some after that curry
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 2 months ago
It can also accept all 3 forms of matter.
Mr_Fish@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
Where’s the Bose-Einstein condenshit?
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
So can the stomach, sometimes both of them can do all at the same time.
Fmstrat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Both sides.
TBi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Can it really produce solids though? Just seems like a really viscous liquid…
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 months ago
We need a +50 years shitdrop experiment to prove that all shit is liquid!
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 months ago
That will inevitably run for 150 years cause the fucking camera glitched twice.
EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You must eat enough fiber. Try being dehydrated and eat nothing but meat for a week. You can build a house out of those what you will produce.
autriyo@feddit.org 2 months ago
If you ask a material scientist, glass is also just a very viscous liquid.
Triumph@fedia.io 2 months ago
No it's not.
The thing about old glass is that the manufacturing process was different and produced glass with variable thickness.
Blum0108@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What if you ate a lot of corn?
Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Your ass, genitals, and mouth can all produce all three states of matter.
ramble81@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Penis……gas?
Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Yup. There are a few medical conditions that can cause you to fart through your urethra. UTIs, and damage to your bowel mainly.
Triumph@fedia.io 2 months ago
Penis queef.
Orioniae@piefed.social 2 months ago
And honestly, it is needed when the body is in “immediate alert mode” and need to expel dangerous substances.
grandel@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I think the sphincter or something can even detect whether its gaseous or solid (but not liquid) and probably the reason why sharts exist
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 months ago
That is correct. Wanted to bring up this fun fact myself.
Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 2 months ago
If your ass can shit out Plasma or a Bose-Einstein Condensate, you ought to go to hospital
UNY0N@feddit.org 2 months ago
I found a new entry for the bucket list: ass plasma!
Marthirial@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why not Plassma?
aeiou@piefed.social 2 months ago
You need only add a lighter to get ass-plasma.
A Bec would be trickier, though.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
please do not shove kyber crystals up yer bum
Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 2 months ago
Good point. Does a TAS (Tool Assisted Shit) plasma shit count?
Rooskie91@discuss.online 2 months ago
Idk, thai food does it for me.
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
You just need to add enough spice to your food to reach plasma
Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 2 months ago
Enough Scoville's and your ass will be burning brighter than the sun in the middle of July
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
pfft. I wish. I’m immune to spicy shits.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Do you suffer from chronic M-Branes inflammation?
Try Quaternio today!
Untangles those bothersome hyperdimensional knots.
Quaternio!
It’ll make your stomach turn, but in a good way.