bitjunkie

@bitjunkie@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we're cooked⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Alpha male stable genius throws a hissy fit on socials because of the direct result of his own actions, more at 11

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rough time to be a woman. ☕⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Slightly smarter dumb-dumbs get corrected a lot so they just always use the “more proper” sounding one while still not actually understanding the rule

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the artemis program is a trainwreck⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Allegedlies*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Witness⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You could have just said two instances of Outlook

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Witness⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My headcanon backstory for whoever made that decision is that they got kicked out of the porn industry for only showing the guys’ faces

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crazy how nature do dat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wallet apps are harder to roll up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crazy how nature do dat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Because mail hasn’t been handled by very many people?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Precisely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the exposure that Steam has an effective monopoly on.

  See OP image. It’s an effective monopoly because the competition have dumped billions into squandering decades of consumer goodwill.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Those studios are paying Valve how much for tailored marketing throughout the game’s lifespan?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did you do this at your highschool?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow I thought I was old

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does one who doesn’t have a ‘home’ choose their team?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can confirm, Southern cheese-head here and have never been to Wisconsin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lakorns.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My wife and I rewatched The Pest recently, so yeah relatable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It is a multi-purpose tool⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It does, we’re just lazy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asmeinkampf⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Some idiot streamer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It works better if you put it in your mouth first.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not what that word means

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨False Fronts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Orgasms

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PS6 and Xbox Project Helix "will start at a 50% higher price" than PS5 and Xbox Series X, predict analysts following Sony price hike – and $999 "is not impossible"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha ok buddy, can’t wait to see you picking about why millennials hate game consoles or whatever when launch sales numbers are rightly in the shitter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨False Fronts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, y’know… 😏

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks like meat's back on the menu!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  implying he only said that catchphrase in one movie

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Good. Fuck’em.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks like meat's back on the menu!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  buuuuuddy…

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Knowing that boomers had the "hate my wife/husband" humor because they were rushed to marry borderline strangers and didn't believe in therapy but can't prove it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Or repress it, as the case may be

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Knowing that boomers had the "hate my wife/husband" humor because they were rushed to marry borderline strangers and didn't believe in therapy but can't prove it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  While society collectively knew very little about proper nutrition, and most of them were inadvertently ingesting a fuckton of lead. In that light, it’s actually kind of insane we’re not on an even worse timeline…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mac does this as well

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sow sow sow⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell yeah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who also enjoys this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I also enjoy being the book

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can just do stuff.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And all these ETs are doing is fucking with fighter pilots

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sow sow sow⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re supposed to ask permission before using my likeness.