Submitted 2 hours ago by Gonzako@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.
But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another’s throats.
Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don’t have any kids yourself.
- Philip Larkin
bro ain’t born today.
I was thinking the same thing. Had 2, neither looked this awake or alert on day 1. Eyes barely open at all and really red.
Ok, I lied. I was born last week, sorry I’m a bit shy about my age. I haven’t solved differential equations yet.
Quick, get back in there while you can! It’s not too late!
Make sure to save now so you can restart without going through the intro again.
They need to hang this in the delivery rooms
Wear Sunscreen
Never punch down.
I had some folx try to argue against this, on fedi just a few weeks ago. Thanks for stating this important principle.
Googoo all the Gagas
Buy a plunger before you need one.
Yes, I have a tip. Don’t post pictures of your kids on social media. If they aren’t 18, they can’t consent to that. You’re doing them a disservice by putting their likeness on corporate social media.
Yeah, you’d find the original poster of that image
No spoilers!
Have rich parents.
Learn water magic first.
Life is a short, warm moment
And death is a long, cold rest
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye
Eighty years, with luck, or even less
Never brush your teeth w/ a jig saw.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 hours ago
Hope you chose the “rich parents” background or you’re gonna struggle the entire game.
Carl@anarchist.nexus 1 hour ago
Also, you should’ve already bought a house about 35 years ago. If you didn’t, that is a personal failing on your part.
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 29 minutes ago
Thats mostly true. You could also have a dying relative who could leave one to you as well.
affenlehrer@feddit.org 1 hour ago
You might become a Musk or Trump though
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 hour ago
“Bro, your cash isn’t even controlled by any attribute; there’s no need to make INT and WIS dump stats.”
Freeposity@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Yeah I feel sorry for anyone who will be alive in 50 years. There is a pretty good chance there will be a global famine due to ecological collapse of the world’s oceans that wipes out hundreds of millions of people if not billions.
It’s too late to save the whales.
Rhaedas@fedia.io 1 hour ago
That's doomer talk. Look on the bright side...
AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Bro theres a patch, its a quicktime event now, if ya fail it ya dont get the rich parents anymore