affenlehrer

@affenlehrer@feddit.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨API calls or something, I don't know.⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  If API calls you, tell him you’re a teapot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MORE PICTURES OF SPIDER-WOMAN!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Snance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We love hate!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know what this is about. I’m also not up to date what’s wrong with Jim. Last I remembered is that he strongly opposed Trump, so I had him in good memory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Call for help⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, will do

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Call for help⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely agree!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Call for help⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  One of my all time favorite series (didn’t watch the “new” episodes though). If you don’t know it, just watch the into and if that gives you feelings, watch the whole thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨revolutionary⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cumbayá

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Where did you get those clothes from, the toilet store? - Maybe good if she knows anchorman

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Quick!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The sludge blood will slow down your internal bleeding

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Centrists have such a Hard Choice.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think you have a left in the US. You have far right and center right. In Germany it’s like you had only AfD and CDU and that’s it.

  I mean it’s still obvious which choice is better but none of them is left.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Suit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sold

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gender neutral guide⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wasn’t aware but I like it. Makes everything sound cute.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gender neutral guide⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This does not work in German because fighter is gendered as male. We have Feuerwehrmann and Feuerwehrfrau. Correct gendering in German is (I say that as an older a male) a bit complicated and makes the sentences usually mich longer or sound weird.

  There was a joke solution to this that I really liked: add a “y” to the end or all gendered words: Feuerwehry, Frisöry, Mitarbeity etc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Citrus fresh smell⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same with mixing it with drain cleaner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I never had this problem when I was younger. Until the day I had a medical examination to be drafted and they wanted me to give them a urine sample and I couldn’t. They offered me lots of water (which I drank) but still I couldn’t pee for what felt like an hour. Ever since I had problems relaxing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The only one country⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe compared to Liechtenstein and Vatican or something like that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Look At All That Unsold Freedom Juice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Among other things for which I don’t have links right now this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ServusTV

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which is it, bub?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Allergies too. Unfortunately

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Look At All That Unsold Freedom Juice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re Nazi scum too. Sorry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its true⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They have to work (gather food and water) but they can keep 100% of the profit for themselves

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its true⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only as long they don’t mess with Disney and Nintendo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨missing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a pet skeleton as well. It’s inside me and I put some meat around it to hide it. I kind of like it, except for the herniated discs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon can't escape⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s ask Peter for some venture capital

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon can't escape⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For me it was bit like this but much louder and higher pitch www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuZsQ-8yntM

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon can't escape⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a bit unethical but I like the idea. Hate the car dream though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon can't escape⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My dislike for PHP is close to my dislike of JavaScript. As far as I know (don’t correct me if I’m wrong, I’d better not know) PHP doesn’t have such an insane community that reinvents every wheel in JS and builds the worst dependency hell one could imagine. Everything else is yanky as hell though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon can't escape⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are any of those people software developers? I’m curious what kind of code it is. I hope it’s not JavaScript.

  I took DMT once and it’s in my top ten worst experiences I ever had. Didn’t have a laser with me and even if I had I would’ve be unable to use it.

  However, I also had a common DMT experience: The “dial in” tone. I don’t know why it’s called like that, it has nothing to do with modem sounds. It’s just a really loud high pitched beep that distorts at the end.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FORG.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Go FORG yourself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plot twist: he’s in the White House bathroom⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or wishmaster