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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago⁊ by ⁨diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁊ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁊

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  • ViatorOmnium@piefed.social ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

    People take their phone to the shower?

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    • RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      I sometimes take mine to the shower room, when I’m in the middle of a podcast pr something I wanna finish listening to, but then I’m quickly reminded of what a welcome reprieve a shower is of the constant media bombardment hellscape we exist in.

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      • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

        I want a shower I can lay down in. That would be nice. I miss having one I can sit down in. It was great for meditation.

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    • AVincentInSpace@pawb.social ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      It’s waterproof and I wanna listen to podcasts

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      • Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

        Water resistant*

        The difference is, if you do end up getting some water damage, the manufacturer will tell you to go please yourself!

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      • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

        I can take my phone in the shower?

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    • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      I leave mine on the towel rack and listen to tunes while I scub

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      • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

        This is the way 👆

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      • 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

        I want to do this but the music would be too loud so it would make me uncomfortable

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    • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      My phone has a projector built into it. I just reno’d the bathroom with relatively flat white walls. Put a gooseneck bike phone mount on the shower head rough-in. Now I watch YouTube on the wall while I shower.

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  • mkhopper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

    This is directed to everyone who has posted in this thread who mentioned they have their phone in or nearby while they shower for music, audio books, etc.

    Why?

    How long are you showering that you need some content to fill the time?
    It honestly concerns me that some people can’t go five to ten minutes, alone with their own thoughts.

    Someone here mentioned meditation, and that is how I shower. A quick, five minute chance to disconnect from the noise of the world.

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    • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      Yeah sorry bud some of our lives are real awful and the quiet let’s us remember.

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    • kibiz0r@midwest.social ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      Everyone’s life works differently. Let them enjoy themselves.

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    • Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      My wife has mixed irish and black hair. It takes legit 25 minutes with running water (45+ without) to detangle her hair.

      Most people i know take 20+ minute showers. I fully believed they were lying when the local water company did a presentation at my elementary school and priced out 5-10 minutes for a shower.

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      • NotSteve_@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

        Even just with wavy long hair it takes me LIKE 20 minutes to shower

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    • athatet@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      You think I wanna be hanging out for fifteen minutes WITH MY OWN THOUGHTS. you are crazier than I am.

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    • riskable@programming.dev ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      Dancing in the shower without music isn’t nearly as fun 🤷

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    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      My phone has replaced basically every content machine in my vicinity. I’m not buying a shower radio when I have a phone

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    • kolmaskommentoija@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      I was wondering the same. Even though my showers always end up taking 15-20 minutes (I get stuck in the warm water), why would you fill that nice, short time, with some extra noise?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      if i don’t have music playing i might fall asleep in the shower

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    • square@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      The shower and the shitter are the last places I’m alone with my thoughts. Not giving it up.

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    • BetterDev@programming.dev ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      For some of us, shower phone time is one of the only times I get to use my phone.

      I’m just an overworked ADHD programmer, I don’t at my phone unless there’s a convenient moment during the day. Shower time is when I get to catch up on my YouTube subscriptions.

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    • Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      2nd paragraph is a bit unwarranted but I have been a phone in the shower user before.

      It’s like a book in the shower except your phone is water resistant (could also put it in a plastic bag for even more protection). I used it to read my comics. Don’t do it anymore because my new phone is a flip phone and thats not the same level of water resistance as my old phone, but it was nice back then.

      I have a cheap water-resistant speaker now that I use to listen to music or random talks

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    • boonhet@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      I don’t get it either. It’s my only “me” time unless I’m working on my car at night. But I put on a podcast or audiobook in the garage usually (not always). I like having SOME time when I can just… Exist. Alone. In hot running water. With nothing but my thoughts.

      But tough times have given me tons of mental fortitude to get through just about anything and perhaps not everyone’s brain is wired the same. I suspect for someone with severe anxiety, it’s very different and being alone with their thoughts might be the worst thing. And anxiety disorders are pretty common these days from what I’ve heard

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  • FundMECFS@piefed.zip ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

    Upvote despite the meme being meh because OP’s title is fucking hilarious

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  • Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

    ITT: People who have apparently never heard of a Bluetooth shower speaker.

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    • datavoid@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      I have used my Bluetooth speaker every day since I bought it like 3 years ago, I never imagined how much I’d enjoy it

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      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

        My UE BOOM died a couple of years back. Loved that thing. Maybe I’ll get another one…

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      After noticing that I had a harder time enjoying being around water because of concern about my phone getting wet, I’ve just been being water resistant phones. Haven’t really tested how resistant they are but it’s nice not caring about that anymore.

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  • Snapz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

    I slipped on a banana peel and the peel landed on my penis and then my penis fell off and now I’m DEI and Thanksgiving dinner is in ONLY TWO HOURS!!!

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    • Photonic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      Maybe you can still try sone DYI, or if all of that fails some DUI

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

    I hate Isekai. I just don’t get it.

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    • Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      You don’t get why people would fantasize about getting to leave their old shitty life behind and start a new one in a cooler place with cooler friends or a new body or magic powers? I’m not a huge fan either but the appeal is pretty straightforward.

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      • cmbabul@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

        Especially in the time and place we all currently occupy

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    • riskable@programming.dev ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

      Isekai is just the fantasy version of sci-fi. It presents that, “what if?” question but (usually) with cat girls, swords, and magic.

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      • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

        Yeah, it’s the what if totally ungrounded outside of reality that bothers me, because if anything is possible, then there are literally no stakes. The writer can deus ex anything

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  • raman_klogius@ani.social ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

    Water droplets on phone screens are too OP

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  • kolmaskommentoija@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁊ ⁨weeks⁊ ago

    So there are people out there, whose gender is Hannah Montana?

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