RiceMunk
@RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz
- Comment on I took a picture of the back of my pizza box for you guys just in case you were stuck home because of the snow and needed something to do. 5 days ago:
Damn, they hid Saddam really well this time.
- Comment on Life pro tip for friends of pharmacists 3 weeks ago:
Nah, over-intelligent pigs is covered in “Animal Farm”, a classic dystopian novel by George Orwell.
- Comment on Life pro tip for friends of pharmacists 3 weeks ago:
One of the best ways to get information out of people who are hoarding knowledge is to say something so blatantly false to them that they can’t help but lecture you on why you’re wrong.
- Comment on Crude! 3 weeks ago:
And then Martin proceeds to write a long article to the local tabloid about how Prevalent Serious Scientist literally believes in Santa Claus.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
married_couple_hugs_kisses_discusses_future_plans.avi.exe
- Comment on Hsuw82hrgsuaj 4 weeks ago:
So it handles water joining principled bottom nature. If red is tower going.
- Comment on Isn't that how you break up? 4 weeks ago:
Not loud enough to be audible in video conferences. Or maybe they just never tell me. :(
- Comment on Isn't that how you break up? 4 weeks ago:
I want to know the secrets of being able to fart on a video call in such a way that the other party notices.
Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Sure, it always just starts with “I’ll just solder a few resistors here; what’s the problem?”, but before you know it your kid is gonna be out there giving acid baths to PCBs.
- Comment on bumper sticker 5 weeks ago:
Exercise for the reader: Assuming average human eyesight, how many picoseconds away from a collision are you if you can read that size of text and the relative velocity between you and the car ahead of you is large enough that the red label is sufficiently blueshifted to look blue?
- Comment on How solar panels generate electricity 1 month ago:
I want us to build a Dyson swarm which is a bunch of ginormous pistons with attached even more ginormous solar sails. The solar sails pull the pistons which make generator go brr, and we become a K-2 civilization.
- Comment on everyone warning!! 1 month ago:
What should I change my pringles account to? Will onlyfans do?
- Comment on unjustice 1 month ago:
C’mon, 17 times per day isn’t that bad.
- Comment on Lol, lmao even. 1 month ago:
So it’s gonna be burnt out and addicted to coffee?
- Comment on Choose your fighters, chat. 1 month ago:
Is this one of those things where you pick 4 to protect you, while the rest try to kill you? What about all the other plants which are trying to kill me in spring?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
It doesn’t count unless you celebrate your birthday.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
How does it feel like being 0 years old forever?
- Comment on lol, wrong 1 month ago:
Did she try to mess with your pokemon save? I think you should dump her to teach her a lesson; she’ll never expect that!
- Comment on Haha, Russia 🤏 2 months ago:
Africa: Yes, I really am that big, actually.
- Comment on 🚣 🚣 2 months ago:
Shit, look at you moneybags. How much did it cost you to post that?
- Comment on Become unrecognizable 2 months ago:
Ok, but how many times per week should I get a new skin-mask? I find that if I try more than twice per week, maintaining the prison pit will start to be a real chore.
- Comment on Shower. I hate the wet place 2 months ago:
You have places where you stop overthinking?
- Comment on Time to update your bingo cards 2 months ago:
Again?
- Comment on Whatcha got there? 3 months ago:
o lawd the chonky photon is coming
- Comment on 3 months ago:
Still remembering those phone numbers. They’re stuck in my head, even though those phone lines likely haven’t existed for at least 2 decades now.
- Comment on professional night training 3 months ago:
A mighty sword arm anchored by holy purpose - a zealous warrior!
- Comment on Mr. Pope 3 months ago:
I did not have the rise of Austinism and a catholic crusade against (what I assume is) the US in my bingo card for late 2025.
- Comment on Mr. Pope 3 months ago:
Gotta admit, it takes some balls to mansplain Christianity to the Pope.
- Comment on Mom!!!! Can we pls??? 4 months ago:
It’s such a sorry state of things in the modern world that every fluid gets declared super just for participating.
Super participation trophies smh
- Comment on You are stardust. 4 months ago:
The universe created life just so it could finally have a wank.
Checks out.