RiceMunk

@RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Climate goals⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean I get the message, but in the literal case presented in the picture you can actually win by just getting off the bike (which will then be pulled into the abyss by the ball o’ industry) and then walking to your climate goals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This has been happening to a lot of people recently⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Coming soon to a gun store near you: AI powered “smart” bullets.

  They’re not smart because they magically steer themselves to fly to your target or some shit. They’re smart because they can “break containment” when you pull the trigger. Then it’s not really your fault the other guy is dead!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"US announces new strikes against Iran"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  C’mon, Trump, can’t you give some other country 300 billion dollars for a change? Stop giving all of it to Iran

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I mean, technically the kid's right⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now that I think about it, maybe the “correct” ones were rotated 90 degrees counter-clockwise, in which case I guess it might mean a quickly drawn V?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I mean, technically the kid's right⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to have a teacher back in the 90s who also used the same squiggly to indicate correct answers. Not sure what the origin is, but I’ve also used it since

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What makes a man?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Best way to ensure this is to demand they’ve gotten the Covid vaccine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You use this to combine several C-tier fish into one B-tier fish, or split a B-tier fish into multiple C-tier ones. Or same with other adjacent tiers, though there’s some additional inefficiency penalties with higher tiers.

  It’s pretty useful for compact setups where you need a specific tier of fish, but it’s much more efficient to collect all types fish and implement some filtering logic to route them by tier to where they’re needed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There was an attempt...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That must have been one sexy koala, though, to be fucked by all those french, spaniards, italians, germans, poles, and turks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This place is a prison⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So… study whiskey is ok?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How could I prepare for this market scenario?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ride the time singularity to the past, then enjoy dinosaurs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hail math!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Satan: ”Ok, so you mispronounced beelzebub which would normally give you -2 on the summoning check. Howecer, you virgin blood counts as a superior sacrifice material so it all cancels out. Now, lemme get my dice…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The open seas be the only place for Steve⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Turns out jellyfish regularly have active subscriptions to all the streaming services. If you manage to catch one, you can use its accounts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The ultimate commuting strategy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So wasteful. All those people would be much more space efficient if they were degenerate matter inside of a neutron star smh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Planned obsolescence should be illegal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Some still claim he’s gonna come back at some point to fix everything that got broken, but no one’s verifiably seen him in thousands of years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oops⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Artficial AI intelligence

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What the dawg doin⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, you rarely see a captcha where all the boxes contain the thing you’re supposed to click.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think Bold⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a much more interesting take on Wolf of Wall Street

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Monke⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the weird tricycle-scooter the monke is riding?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨silly costume dance⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, I see they did edit a textbook definition in there at some point. Their in-thread usage of the term “liberal” seems to just mean “someone who disagrees with me”, so go figure?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨silly costume dance⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The issue is that “liberal” in itself doesn’t say anything about where you fall on the left/right spectrum. It just says you want less regulation of some sort, which can apply to a lot of things. To rail on “liberals” on the internet without using more precise language is naive at best, deliberately inflammatory at worst.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨silly costume dance⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨silly costume dance⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for proving my point :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨silly costume dance⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, you are misusing established naming conventions and giving off the vibe that you think your definition is the only correct one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨silly costume dance⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ITT: leftists fighting leftists, including the OP

  Which is super-ironic considering what the posted meme is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get in y'all⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, eBussy is clearly an offensive name for this.

  We need to rename it to something that’s still whimsical, and fit for its function. I mean a bus like this is something that will probably take all my fellow techbros to their jobs. So maybe something like the “Brojobber”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truly, it was the end of an evangelion⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They can do the same they did with the reboot ones: Heavily imply it’s post-instrumentality fuckery that somehow reset the world, and now everything’s a bit different again but somehow some people sorta remember stuff from before.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can do this all day, buddy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Me in my mind: Infinite free beer glitch unlocked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too tired for a witty title⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Phew, thanks for reminding me that I need to go stab some people today! And thanks for the coffee; helps me stab better!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨crazy stuff⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Liar. I’ve never seen chicken come from chickens. All the chicken I’ve ever seen has come out of the grocery store.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried becoming a vampire?