RiceMunk

@RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only genocide is worse⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate it when I accidentally commit genocide after getting cozy on the couch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We All Know This Guy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey Claude, I want you to follow the advice of this very smart AI alignment guy. Just do like max harms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No More Neutral ⚛⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Genie is being lazy and interprets that as: Add one electron to the universe, and attach it to any of the atoms available.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My girlfriend found a cool vintage tube of lipstick⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks absolutely radiant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No, really, I will!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think we have no choice but to be friends, now. I’m frankly amazed to run into someone else online who’d heard that joke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No, really, I will!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a meme making rounds back then that with the combined power Windows ME, CE, and NT, you get Windows CEMENT.

  There was also a joke about it being sluggish or something there. I forget.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No, really, I will!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t kink-shame

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Moon landing" photo where the angles of the shadows are all off.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  C’mon, didn’t you ever go to school? Everyone knows that moon cats cast opposite shadows.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CIOs told: Prove your AI pays off – or pay the price⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  if the tech’s effectiveness falls short of expectations

  What, the “This will literally replace every role in our company except my own” expectations?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Even the Loch Ness monster is not immune to inflation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I mean why not?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Late-stage capitalist trolley problem:

  There’s a trolley, but no one is one the tracks. Do you:

  a) Allow the trolley to pass by without incident, and thus rob the medical industry of its paycheck for stiching you back up

  or

  b) Jump in front of the trolley and get injured, but thus also delay its arrival to its destination and thus rob the trolley company shareholders of profits due to missing customers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I took a picture of the back of my pizza box for you guys just in case you were stuck home because of the snow and needed something to do.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, they hid Saddam really well this time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life pro tip for friends of pharmacists⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, over-intelligent pigs is covered in “Animal Farm”, a classic dystopian novel by George Orwell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life pro tip for friends of pharmacists⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  One of the best ways to get information out of people who are hoarding knowledge is to say something so blatantly false to them that they can’t help but lecture you on why you’re wrong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crude!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And then Martin proceeds to write a long article to the local tabloid about how Prevalent Serious Scientist literally believes in Santa Claus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  married_couple_hugs_kisses_discusses_future_plans.avi.exe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hsuw82hrgsuaj⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So it handles water joining principled bottom nature. If red is tower going.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Isn't that how you break up?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not loud enough to be audible in video conferences. Or maybe they just never tell me. :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Isn't that how you break up?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to know the secrets of being able to fart on a video call in such a way that the other party notices.

  Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, it always just starts with “I’ll just solder a few resistors here; what’s the problem?”, but before you know it your kid is gonna be out there giving acid baths to PCBs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bumper sticker⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Exercise for the reader: Assuming average human eyesight, how many picoseconds away from a collision are you if you can read that size of text and the relative velocity between you and the car ahead of you is large enough that the red label is sufficiently blueshifted to look blue?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How solar panels generate electricity⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I want us to build a Dyson swarm which is a bunch of ginormous pistons with attached even more ginormous solar sails. The solar sails pull the pistons which make generator go brr, and we become a K-2 civilization.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨everyone warning!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What should I change my pringles account to? Will onlyfans do?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨unjustice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  C’mon, 17 times per day isn’t that bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lol, lmao even.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So it’s gonna be burnt out and addicted to coffee?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose your fighters, chat.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this one of those things where you pick 4 to protect you, while the rest try to kill you? What about all the other plants which are trying to kill me in spring?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It doesn’t count unless you celebrate your birthday.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How does it feel like being 0 years old forever?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lol, wrong⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did she try to mess with your pokemon save? I think you should dump her to teach her a lesson; she’ll never expect that!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Haha, Russia 🤏⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Africa: Yes, I really am that big, actually.