RiceMunk

@RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CENSORED!!!!!!!!!!1⁩ ⁨⁨36⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh come on that’s just nonsense. Let’s stick to real science here please.

  All you need to do is make sure that the area has been sweeped by chronotron particles filtered through a multiphasic tachyon diffractor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gnipooP⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The best part about this is that it implies pooping makes a “pmooht” sound.

  …which sounds pretty accurate tbh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don’t fall for it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Look at all the stuff in your house. That’s not minimalist at all! You need to throw it all away, and instead buy iMinimalTable, for only $499.

  Then buy iMinimalTable 2 next year.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I not be an adorable junkie⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I, too, am addicted to hemoglobin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wish I was this funny..⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hate to be a spoilsport, but that specific article does seem to be available from Nature without a paywall: www.nature.com/articles/356739a0.pdf

  Still funny/sad, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fead⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes I look at the wide open sky and think “What if gravity suddenly reverses and I fall up into the sky and then space? That would be really dangerous.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fead⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m mildly scared of railings overlooking lower floors and such, thinking “I would get seriously injured if I somehow accidentally lean over this railing so much that I flip over to the other side and fall down.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kids a genius⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Decoy snail