RiceMunk

@RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This place is a prison⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  So… study whiskey is ok?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How could I prepare for this market scenario?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ride the time singularity to the past, then enjoy dinosaurs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hail math!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Satan: ”Ok, so you mispronounced beelzebub which would normally give you -2 on the summoning check. Howecer, you virgin blood counts as a superior sacrifice material so it all cancels out. Now, lemme get my dice…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The open seas be the only place for Steve⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Turns out jellyfish regularly have active subscriptions to all the streaming services. If you manage to catch one, you can use its accounts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The ultimate commuting strategy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So wasteful. All those people would be much more space efficient if they were degenerate matter inside of a neutron star smh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Planned obsolescence should be illegal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some still claim he’s gonna come back at some point to fix everything that got broken, but no one’s verifiably seen him in thousands of years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oops⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Artficial AI intelligence

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What the dawg doin⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, you rarely see a captcha where all the boxes contain the thing you’re supposed to click.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think Bold⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a much more interesting take on Wolf of Wall Street

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Monke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the weird tricycle-scooter the monke is riding?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨silly costume dance⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, I see they did edit a textbook definition in there at some point. Their in-thread usage of the term “liberal” seems to just mean “someone who disagrees with me”, so go figure?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨silly costume dance⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The issue is that “liberal” in itself doesn’t say anything about where you fall on the left/right spectrum. It just says you want less regulation of some sort, which can apply to a lot of things. To rail on “liberals” on the internet without using more precise language is naive at best, deliberately inflammatory at worst.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨silly costume dance⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨silly costume dance⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for proving my point :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨silly costume dance⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, you are misusing established naming conventions and giving off the vibe that you think your definition is the only correct one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨silly costume dance⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  ITT: leftists fighting leftists, including the OP

  Which is super-ironic considering what the posted meme is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get in y'all⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, eBussy is clearly an offensive name for this.

  We need to rename it to something that’s still whimsical, and fit for its function. I mean a bus like this is something that will probably take all my fellow techbros to their jobs. So maybe something like the “Brojobber”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truly, it was the end of an evangelion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They can do the same they did with the reboot ones: Heavily imply it’s post-instrumentality fuckery that somehow reset the world, and now everything’s a bit different again but somehow some people sorta remember stuff from before.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can do this all day, buddy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Me in my mind: Infinite free beer glitch unlocked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too tired for a witty title⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Phew, thanks for reminding me that I need to go stab some people today! And thanks for the coffee; helps me stab better!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨crazy stuff⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Liar. I’ve never seen chicken come from chickens. All the chicken I’ve ever seen has come out of the grocery store.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried becoming a vampire?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only genocide is worse⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate it when I accidentally commit genocide after getting cozy on the couch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We All Know This Guy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey Claude, I want you to follow the advice of this very smart AI alignment guy. Just do like max harms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No More Neutral ⚛⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Genie is being lazy and interprets that as: Add one electron to the universe, and attach it to any of the atoms available.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My girlfriend found a cool vintage tube of lipstick⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks absolutely radiant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No, really, I will!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think we have no choice but to be friends, now. I’m frankly amazed to run into someone else online who’d heard that joke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No, really, I will!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a meme making rounds back then that with the combined power Windows ME, CE, and NT, you get Windows CEMENT.

  There was also a joke about it being sluggish or something there. I forget.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No, really, I will!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t kink-shame

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Moon landing" photo where the angles of the shadows are all off.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  C’mon, didn’t you ever go to school? Everyone knows that moon cats cast opposite shadows.