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• LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I recently got a relationship. But don’t think I have complete access to boobs, she lives 2100km away, so only some weeks access :(

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• scott@lemmy.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Modern medicine allows you to grow boobs if you like

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  • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Also to remove them if you don’t want them

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    • Sonor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Can we have the two crowds get together?

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  • LouNeko@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Modern Medicine or the McDonalds Menu?

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    • 2xsaiko@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  cat named boobs:
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  • YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    cat named big boobs

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  • thejoker954@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    acceptable.

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• NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  Have fun!

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  • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ok now tell me where’d u get that from?

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    • NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      ASCII(NSFW)

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    • Nythos@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You can just search “thing” ascii art and there’ll be websites for it

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  here, take this:

  hands OP estrogen

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• HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Got tired of not being able to touch boobs, so I grew some (oops)

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• BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  So when dudes go out it’s called “prowling for pussy”

  What’s the female equivalent? “Driving for dick?”

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  • GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Fly fishing

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  • Cypher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Cruising for cock

    Drifting for dong

    Rallying for a root

    …Parking for penis

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    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Running for rod. Riding for red fella. Limping for little Alex. Flying for flesh flute

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    • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “Cruising” is a term historically reserved for less heterosexual affairs…

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “talking to a man in a 10 meter range”

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    • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “Creating a Tinder account with no pictures nor bio and waiting for your tea to cool down a bit.” 😅

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  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Skulking for schlong

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• lena@gregtech.eu ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’d love to grow some…

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊

    take that E

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    • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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    • lena@gregtech.eu ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Woagh… that’s a lot of E

      Also, username checks out

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• match@pawb.social ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  to have boobs or to touch

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• Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dearest Gaia, bring out your beauties; we got a hankerin to frolic

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• griff@lemmings.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  bushes & trees

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