Cypher
@Cypher@lemmy.world
- Comment on Group with machetes attack teenagers near Melbourne's Luna Park 1 day ago:
If police are seeking information surely including some description of the alleged offenders would help, not everyone who saw them would necessarily realise it, assuming they weren’t brandishing the machetes the whole time.
- Submitted 1 day ago to melbourne@aussie.zone | 2 comments
- Comment on Oh god oh fuck 1 week ago:
What if I’m very very gentle
You’d die and the octopus would be fine.
- Comment on Teens charged with murder after deaths of Melbourne boys refuse to attend court 1 week ago:
I went with the auto recommended title and provided part of the brief summary at the top of the article, it’s not too long a read, and the related articles should be linked on the left sidebar on the abc site.
- Submitted 1 week ago to melbourne@aussie.zone | 8 comments
- Comment on Police investigate machete brawl at Melbourne shopping centre 1 week ago:
Australian cops have a long history of shooting people wielding weapons. It has worked out for us so far.
- Comment on Police investigate machete brawl at Melbourne shopping centre 1 week ago:
VIC police have the resources to respond faster and with force.
The sooner some of these shits eat lead the sooner this behaviour ends.
- Comment on Police investigate machete brawl at Melbourne shopping centre 1 week ago:
VIC police need to shoot a few of these fucks and put an end to this nonsense.
- Comment on My Wife vs. Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Lock | LockPickingLawyer 1 week ago:
Does she cut the bottom of the container off?
- Comment on Tiiiiiiiiiime, its on my side. Yes it is! 1 week ago:
Not a fun way to go.
- Comment on Day 439 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 3 weeks ago:
I’ll look at the assess again
Me too guy, me too
- Comment on become 3 weeks ago:
Screw carcinisation all my homies are evolving into ant eaters
- Comment on Why fascism? 4 weeks ago:
Many people fail to grasp this, fascism is the mutual merger of state and corporate power.
Both work to enhance the control the other exerts in specific areas, such as corporate capture of regulatory bodies, and state capture of media.
Fearful idiots are easily duped by the state and media into ‘othering’ a group of people.
Claims that the ‘other’ group are weaklings eroding the country but powerful enough to be running some kind of shadow government are common in fascism.
This gives more ‘reason’ for the fearful idiots to push their ‘saviour’ figure into the role of dictator.
- Comment on He died doing what he loved. 5 weeks ago:
In what way is it a fediverse issue that the OP is too stupid to use the NSFW tag when posting?
- Comment on Too soon? 5 weeks ago:
They fought a war against an opposing army, not by assassinating people exercising their right to discuss opinions and ideas
Of course it’s morally superior to kill a conscript (the British army was largely comprised of conscripts) than it is to kill a propagandist who advocates for political violence. /s
In fact they fought FOR the right to have opinions and ideas and to express them.
Utter rubbish. The war was instigated over matters of taxation and trade.
They thought it was so important to protect that right, that they put it into the bill of rights
It was so important that it was left out of the Constitution and had to be submitted as a bill to amend the Constitution.
Hardly sounds like the defining cause of the rebellion if they forgot to put it in their foundational document the first time around.
- Comment on Too soon? 5 weeks ago:
What’s wrong with the example? The revolutionaries killed until they were able to establish a democracy, directly refuting your claim.
- Comment on Too soon? 5 weeks ago:
You claimed it is impossible to murder your way into democracy, I gave you an example of people murdering their way into democracy.
Shifting the goalposts to be about ‘muh freeze peaches’ is weak.
- Comment on Too soon? 5 weeks ago:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Revolution
Facts don’t care about your feelings.
- Comment on Too soon? 5 weeks ago:
I have never seen a person get shot in person (I’ve seen those videos too) but I have hunted pigs and kangaroos, bullet wounds really aren’t portrayed well in media.
What’s funny to me is that American conservatives will argue that you can’t have guns in Australia. You can. We have guns and… no school shootings. No politicians being assassinated.
Charlie Kirk spouted all kinds of bullshit about my country. I’m very happy he won’t be doing that anymore.
- Comment on Encouragement 5 weeks ago:
Nicotine withdrawal does not kill.
- Comment on Did I used to be homophobic? Am I? 5 weeks ago:
There are no stupid questions but there are vapid questions seeking validation over unimportant, meaningless and biased interpersonal relationships.
These people aren’t here to learn something they’re here to get a pat on the back. It is disgusting and shallow.
- Comment on Did I used to be homophobic? Am I? 1 month ago:
What kind of vapid shit is this? Its like bots are posting bullshit relationship drama bait.
- Comment on The planet still belongs to the dinosaurs. 1 month ago:
We can.
Can you?
- Comment on Anon goes to a steakhouse 1 month ago:
kinesiology is the scientific study of human body movement
So science yoga. You could skip the science part if you want but it’s easy to come off as a creep, as yoga classes are classic creep bait.
I had lots of success with picking up ladies at public semi-sporting activities like ice skating sessions and rock climbing.
Stuff where you can talk and help someone new learn without judgement while also building a bit of trust.
Helps if you’re fit but just doing this stuff regularly sorts that out.
- Comment on “Analysis and Qualitative Effects of Large Breasts on Aerodynamic Performance and Wake of a “Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid” Character” 1 month ago:
As such, the results have indicated that large breasts can be notably aerodynamic through the reduction of drag and lift.
Sometimes curiosity is a curse.
- Comment on Please pay us for the privilege of targeting advertising to you! 1 month ago:
I hope you found another company to do business with.
- Comment on Dad stabs burglar to death after gang beat him with crowbar in front of children 1 month ago:
The summary saying they were jailed for 70 is kinda misleading.
Jackson and Welford were jailed for 13 years, while Richardson and Hall will spend 11 years and four months each behind bars. A judge today deemed Hall to be a dangerous offender, sentencing him to 19 years in jail.
These pieces of shit will be free after less than 20 years each.
- Comment on ISIS Beatle known as 'Ringo' who beheaded hostages in Syria makes bid to return 1 month ago:
Weird to have a preference for a person’s prison location. I’m guessing they believe the US prison is more brutal but UK prisons aren’t a picnic.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Your posts read like an LLM that has been instructed to shit post like a Vulcan.
Or a teenager that discovered a dictionary and believes being as obtusely verbose as possible somehow implies intelligence.
- Comment on British soldiers still paying for sex in Kenya despite ban 2 months ago:
Banning soldiers from rooting whores has never worked a single time in history but guys, it might work this time