TriflingToad

@TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hertz, showing the difference between science and engineering⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.

  I didn’t need to know Benjamin Franklin fucks old ladies because they can’t have babies, but I appreciate the honor of carrying this information.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do some people hate drinking water?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  water can taste either really bad, or like nothing
  not water tastes consistently better than water

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has fries⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  hi alt, I’m cottage-core

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  as someone who works in a grocery store* off the top of my heat I cannot remember any customer (I don’t know outside of work) OTHER than a funny Irish man and someone with a confederate flag shirt.

  when I’m on cart duty i DO remember bumper stickers though, I take photos of the funny ones sometimes. Also bugs/birds/cats/etc are all free reign to gawk at.

  a tiny spider I saved while cleaning out one of the check out areas
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  fluffy cadpiller!!! 🐛🐛 Image

  I got bored and little bits of stuff fall off sometimes so I started collecting them. This isn’t an animal but it’s a nice memory 🌻 Image

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  *also technically I’m a “front end service” something, so I bag and do carts and clean sometimes, but it’s close enough to a cashier

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Protip:⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘linoleum’ is one of those words you read and immediately have to feel what its like to say

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  to be fair I haven’t seen a seagull spin somebody around by the head and kill them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Letter tier list. open for peer review⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  you’re so mean to poor Q 🥺

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now this is how you do pride month, take notes AAA devs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  can you explain? did they do something special or did they just release a game like by queers in the dedicated queer month? (I’ve only gotten through the tutorial of Undertale and that’s it lol)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guess I'm on the right track 😌⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  you should say “racism bad” and see how many people ironically downvote for the lolz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calm down⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ALWAYS. A. RELEVANT. XKCD!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let my Duolingo streak expire cos I don't want to give them any more AI training for free and this popped up 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Faculty, any day⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Monty Python and the holy grail

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon visits a guy's house⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper#Environmental_impact

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨want to be a woman⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  the cat is allowed in but I’m not :(

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  (that’s my brother in laws T, about 2 months till I get E)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨want to be a woman⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  do you have photographic memory on everything or just porn?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  they should

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨grandma's house recently got a roomba⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I love when they get confused 🥰

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨grandma's house recently got a roomba⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  it did 2 FULL laps around my legs before wondering off to go get stuck under a chair

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I edited the post, thanks for taking the time to Photoshop this!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yalls done seen any bugs round these' parts?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  thankfully not this time, but I did make a frog friend

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little miracles⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  wow that’s a great explanation. Thanks for typing it all out!
  this song is definitely going in my saved songs now :)

• yalls done seen any bugs round these' parts?sh.itjust.works ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  👍
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon takes up microdosing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  what’s the alternative? I’m actually curious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little miracles⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You still think swastikas look cool
  The real Nazis run your schools

  I feel like I’m missing context behind some of the lyrics but that line is still JUST as fitting. 👏

• minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶sh.itjust.works ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This entire community⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  when the meme I stole from Instagram was so good it gets stolen and reposted to the same sub a week later

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope i don't get downvoted for this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  was too ADHD to read the list 😔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If it ain’t broke…⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not even sure if he aged

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to save money⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  for direct downloads it works, however I tried to torrent on it and it disabled and said “no p2p”. I pay for mullvad now and have no regrets