TriflingToad

@TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Accurate⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  there’s an old gay couple at my church and they are so sweet sitting together ❤️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's buy fried chicken and shit tons of beers⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  !crazyideas@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Analog Retro Gaming: Water Toss⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  can it run doom?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this is not satire this is not satire this is not satire⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  there’s a website called like “land of text” or something which is basically an infinite .txt where people can edit stuff in real time. You should build a house there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope she found herself⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “and they have the same outfit… we would make great friends! hope I can meet them 😀”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope she found herself⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  why?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨woag⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  *cries with tears only in one eye, but the other one*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon diversifies fetishes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

  Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn text and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” “Cycles” or “femboys” “Overclocks” or whatever the newest horny fad is.

  For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is why we have a defense budget⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I went to the mental hospital about a month ago. It’s just queer & depressed people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infinite Monkey Theorem⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, if they are actually monkeys who don’t know to type, some of them will still press keys once or twice. And if there’s infinite monkeys, they will still type it out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨use it on strangers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  de-extinction ≈ decompilation, apparently

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you use your blinker in a car?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  that sounds dangerous. My mom’s car, a minivan which is big and scary to me, has a thing where it tries to stay in the lane for you automatically which was very scary the first time I tried to drive it lol

• Do you use your blinker in a car?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Straight people, do you know what the Grindr notification sound is?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  for context, this is what it sounds like:
  youtu.be/kURiwTXmGZg

  I thought it sounded like an impression of someone doing the notification sound in a song lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets outed⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  in the workplace yeah the worst I’ve seen another teenager do is have their headphones in while sweeping. When they don’t have a wage tied to them however…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deep Rock Galactic: Survivor - 1.0 Release Date Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  you should post the trailer for Rogue Core also, I would but im lazy rn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rawr XD⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  AAA! I am so scared of your big teeth Mr. Not-A-Catipiller!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people insist on not answering ALL the questions in an email or text message?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Do people just not read? Are people that lazy? What is going on?

  I can read

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wednesday, my dudes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  can confirm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Limited edition orange juice mint condition looking for trade⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  iirc it’s just unmoderated and racist

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ain't your buddy, pal!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In Florida I mainly hear the top 3.
  Bottom 2 would probably get an odd look.
  That’s really interesting I never thought that something as simple as “bro” would be different in different states

• invasive speciessh.itjust.works ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Note: before tariffs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s worth $40 at best imo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon orders food⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  in the psych ward because verbal abuse from my mom bc I’m trans (among other reasons),
  “woah how that XXX left, there’s only girls here!”
  It’s the sweetest thing anybody other than my sister has told me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe it's just a human thing.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  hopefully drag is doing better now. Good to see drag back.

  (PS. is saying “good seeing ya” be ok with how neopronouns work? or would “drag” instead of “ya” be better?)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe it's just a human thing.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s been a while since I’ve seen drag! :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello, ladies!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  are you the person making the schools dress code?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon orders food⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  awee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨p r e s s u r e⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  yet another failed attempt to map the gender spectrum 😔😔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨community work is revolutionary⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have depression!