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**Mission Accomplished.**

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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨balderdash9@lemmy.zip⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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      • Tiger_Man_@szmer.info ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Celeste reference

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      • darksiderbun@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That’s not primagen is it lol

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    • undergroundoverground@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fake Italian. Olive oil just makes them stronger.

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  • joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    With this type of oil, it’ll be the Greeks that invade.

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  • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A single gram of plutonium has enough calories to keep a human alive for about 28,000 years. If we could just properly digest it without death.

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  • lena@gregtech.eu ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    FREEDOM 👊🇺🇲🔥

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  • gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thank you, US Military Industrial Complex and Armed Forces, for preventing my body from taking in large amounts of oil-based calories!

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    eats 400 calories of vegetables

    dies from stomach rupture

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fortunate Son intensifies

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  • shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The DougDoug diet.

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