Agent641
@Agent641@lemmy.world
- Comment on i broke 3 hours ago:
You are a hairless ape whos been plucked out of the grassy planes of Africa and put in an artificially lit world where each day contains more hostile stimulation than you would normally process in a month. Your brain isn’t built to handle the information overload that social media, commuting, taxes, work, news, and basic modern life contains. You are right to feel a constant sense of fight or flight at this bizzare and hostile alien world.
- Comment on What did he see? 2 days ago:
*third
- Comment on 2 days ago:
Laundry Thunderdome
- Comment on AMERICAN POPE LETS GO 3 days ago:
Cops once shot an innocent bystander more than 100 times and he didn’t die
- Comment on Anyone? 4 days ago:
My girlfriend does this to me during sex.
- Comment on Anyone? 4 days ago:
Go rinse them fingertips in vinegar.
- Comment on rawdogging it 4 days ago:
No
- Comment on Not difficult to understand 5 days ago:
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- Comment on Not difficult to understand 5 days ago:
I can’t tell you, I signed an NDA
- Comment on Not difficult to understand 5 days ago:
“That is the year when I was happy.”
- Comment on Vitamin technology has advanced so much over the years 6 days ago:
I just had mine with half a tin of corn and a can of tomato tuna. Desert was granola and oat milk. Of all the meals I’ve had this week, this was one of them.
- Comment on If it's good enough to keep your house warm, it's good enough to keep your insides warm 1 week ago:
- Comment on Baked some bread today. It's the type you want to lick and squeeze before eating it 1 week ago:
Everything reminds me of her
- Comment on Anting 1 week ago:
Fire ant venom boosts testosterone levels, according to my dog
- Comment on bruh 1 week ago:
No, she died in a creek.
- Comment on All the political mail I got this election 1 week ago:
If your platform is just shitting on the platform of others, you don’t have a platform
- Comment on All the political mail I got this election 1 week ago:
Greens: “same policies, sensible expectations”
The blue parties: “this is worse than Stalinism acktually”
- Comment on Man, I hate it when my cat steals my penis! 1 week ago:
For now. Their day will come again
- Comment on Math is amazing! 1 week ago:
I got 5318008
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 1 week ago:
-1 LiveSchool Point!
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 1 week ago:
The list made me do the Gus Fring smiley face but then the LiveSchool Points reference made me do the Gus Fring serious face. That sounds like some dystopian black mirror gamefied social control indoctrination bullshit that makes me want to say all the words.
Source: Emma
- Comment on I'm jealous 1 week ago:
Make sure to tie your shoelaces together so you can find both your shoes after!
- Comment on I'm jealous 1 week ago:
DOOM music intensifies
- Comment on I'm jealous 1 week ago:
The real moistness was the friends we killed along the way.
- Comment on I'm jealous 1 week ago:
OK
- Comment on I'm jealous 1 week ago:
Vegan gore
- Comment on Although i love it 1 week ago:
So you’re saying we need to put bones in the broccoli?
- Comment on Although i love it 1 week ago:
It’s like the chocolate aisle at the supermarket. So much variety, but ultimately you’re choosing between Cadbury and Nestle.
- Comment on Fairy tales 1 week ago:
Under no circumstances should you trust a fae or accept their food.
- Comment on incredible that this was a show for childrend 2 weeks ago:
I don’t mind straight people so long as they act gay in public.
