Agent641
@Agent641@lemmy.world
- Comment on Crabs 20 hours ago:
Woof
- Comment on Call me SKEPT1KAL 21 hours ago:
He should discuss it on TAWK TUAH
- Comment on master manipulators 22 hours ago:
There’s a Philip K Dick short story about this, “The war with the Fnools”
- Comment on master manipulators 22 hours ago:
Have you tried meowing at them?
- Comment on Crabs 1 day ago:
“Babe wait, I can change!”
- Comment on Crabs 1 day ago:
My dog abhors the vacuum too.
- Comment on Anon misfires 1 day ago:
Do it every day at the exact same time for 1 month.
Call it performance art.
People will be in awe at your revolutionary creative ambition
Embarrassment averted
- Comment on This guy is giving a speech at the UN in NYC and he must have really been thirsty 2 days ago:
IKR! It looks so goddamnn refreshing!
- Comment on Anon hates smartphones 2 days ago:
Whats this got to do with Seveneves?
- Comment on Performative Perp Walk 2 days ago:
Slap a CEO ADVISORY WARNING on it
- Comment on Performative Perp Walk 2 days ago:
Mafia should do something useful for once
- Comment on Performative Perp Walk 2 days ago:
Anyone got the original high res photo?
- Comment on Shitter's full, season's greetings. 2 days ago:
If you clean it, it loses 90% of its value
- Comment on Player two has entered the lobby 2 days ago:
Still not safe:
- Comment on Well, I guess that settles it 3 days ago:
Then we’ll just have to win.
- Comment on About to turn the car to a flying car 3 days ago:
- Comment on this is canon penis lore 3 days ago:
Oh by jingo, I notice! (and. Love it!)
- Comment on This guy is giving a speech at the UN in NYC and he must have really been thirsty 4 days ago:
“Just one gin and tonic tonight, I promise”
- Comment on Pretty interesting when you really think about it. 4 days ago:
Fair enough. Maybe I just miss Carl too much
- Comment on Evil 4 days ago:
Me buying my first IBM ThinkPad online:
IBM: are you planning to use this ThinkPad to produce weapons of mass destruction?
Me: I wasn’t before, but now I’m curious
- Comment on Pretty interesting when you really think about it. 4 days ago:
A lot of people think he’s become a bit of a wanker on social media and IRL. Some of his tweets are cringe and makes him doing like he’s lightyears up his own ass.
- Comment on Every time I search a windows error 5 days ago:
To be fair, that shit isn’t restricted to Linux. I was just reading a camping forum where a guy posed the idea of extending a roof box over above the windscreen of his car to fit more stuff, and one of the suggestions was “You should just get more compact, lightweight gear, maybe a smaller tent. Get rid of some of the luxuries. Leave the toaster oven and microwave at home.”
I wanted to reach through the screen and slap that asshole.
- Comment on Every time I search a windows error 5 days ago:
Here are some paraphrased ones I’ve actually encountered, back when I tried to make Linux work for me as a daily driver
“Any Linux user knows how to do that, or if they don’t, they’re too dumb to use Linux”
“RTFM!”
“Why are you trying to do it that way? You should try doing it this completely other, much more difficult way.”
“Why are you trying to use that application? You should use this one instead.”
“You should reinstall (their preferred distro) and it will work fine”
“You don’t seem to know what you’re doing”
“This book on Linux command line for beginners might help”
- Comment on Interesting analogy 6 days ago:
Imagine the Australians descending on London like “Oh yea nah me bluddy rellys is fully from here aye!”
- Comment on and we thought our thing with beans was bad 6 days ago:
Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
- Comment on and we thought our thing with beans was bad 6 days ago:
Fuck you
- Comment on and we thought our thing with beans was bad 6 days ago:
Oat milk then!
- Comment on Anon is a white hat hacker 6 days ago:
As a professional pen tester myself, you have to test at least some of the pens to make sure the ink isn’t all dried up or run out. It’s not hard.
- Comment on Happy birthday, peon 6 days ago:
Toasted?!
- Comment on Happy birthday, peon 6 days ago:
What kind of pizza did you get?
