Agent641
@Agent641@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon sees a happy couple 1 day ago:
- Cardio
- Comment on Anon sees a happy couple 1 day ago:
Yes :)
- Comment on How was your valentines day weekend? 3 days ago:
The more you post, the more Lemmycoin you mine.
- Comment on Dinner bell is going off 6 days ago:
- Comment on Kid is having such bad luck 6 days ago:
True happiness comes from receiving 8 chicken nuggets in your 6-pack.
- Comment on Anon sets up a prank at school 6 days ago:
I unplugged the monitors from the wall and wrapped a single hair-width strand of copper wire around the positive and negative terminals, and put the plug pins just barely back in the socket so it looked loose.
When the person investigating the faulty monitor pushed the plug in, the copper would evaporate in a bright flash.
Later that night I would dumpster-dive behind the computer lab at the school for the thrown-out, ‘faulty’ monitor. That’s how I got my first 17" CRT monitor for gaming on Counterstrike.
- Comment on It'll happen to you! 1 week ago:
The year is 2045. My grandson runs up to me with a handful of black cords
“Poppy, you know computers, right? I need to connect my Jongo 64k display, but it has CFONG-K6 port, and my Pimble box only has a Holoweave port, have you got an adapter?”
Sadly I sift through the strange cords without a shred of recognition. Truly my time on this mortal coil is coming to a wrap
- Comment on The Periodic Table according to astronomers 1 week ago:
Plutonium can be on the periodic table but we do not grant it the rank of element.
- Comment on Ain't no way in hell... 1 week ago:
Make those parking sensors really work for it
- Comment on Romantic 1 week ago:
Is it co-op or PvP?
- Comment on Romantic 1 week ago:
Extraordinarily cursed
- Comment on Who would you send this to? 1 week ago:
Myself 20 years ago
- Comment on My help button is grayed out 1 week ago:
CHM: " You must be truly desperate to come to me for help"
- Comment on My help button is grayed out 1 week ago:
You have selected “Livin’ The Dream”
2 uses remaining for this month.
- Comment on Thank god "shit" is censored 1 week ago:
That might be difficult. But keep trying anyway.
- Comment on Thank god "shit" is censored 1 week ago:
A modern Romeo and Romeo
- Comment on booster seat 2 weeks ago:
It happened to me twice.
- Comment on For No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis 2 weeks ago:
2026 all the games are playable as the Nazis.
- Comment on Anon cheats through college 2 weeks ago:
Nahhh, I never would have solved that problem myself, I’d have just googled the shit out of it til I found someone else that had solved it themselves
- Comment on Anon cheats through college 2 weeks ago:
Probably promoted to middle management instead
- Comment on I'll show them 2 weeks ago:
I’m gonna patent a robot that uses Deepseek to identify forece-response ads on the telly, and it automatically responds to the ad in lieu of the human.
Let the arms race commence. I’ve got all day.
- Comment on I wonder how things are going in America today... 2 weeks ago:
“How many genders have you had to drink today, sir?”
- Comment on No beans, only dogs 2 weeks ago:
There is a restaurant in Australia called Bunnings that only serves hotdogs. They have one every few kilometres. I think you can also buy tools and plants there.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Maybe you’re only a little bit pregnant.
- Comment on I'll show them 2 weeks ago:
RESUME VIEWING
- Comment on Romance scammers are now in the fediverse 2 weeks ago:
She likes you!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Very strong 🫦
- Comment on We still have three eggs up for auction. 2 weeks ago:
I’ll buy your egg debt and package it with other sub-prime egg debts and sell sections of the debt to hege funds.
- Comment on We still have three eggs up for auction. 2 weeks ago:
I prefer VII fluids, or IIX if you can swing it
- Comment on You wouldn't download and run a local Large Language Model 3 weeks ago:
People who annoy you
