Agent641

@Agent641@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's first job⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  If this were a YouTube video essay, we would tlstart back with prehistoric domestication of the tomato plant

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a little guy⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m shy, aquatic and uncommon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is jealous⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s quite clever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know what, fuck you [un-Jags uar icon]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  JOGUOR

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low-wage workers in the food service industry can’t afford to eat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Rifles?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good News!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck, she does sound like a Brenda!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good News!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What about this: Big city woman goes home from her overseas job after many years to her hometown, but is met with suspicion by the town sherrif and she is run out of town. When she once more tries to get home, she’s arrested and abused by the sherrifs deputy in the jail, when she flips out and fights her way out of the station and flees into the woods on a motorbike. The local police pursue her on foot and in helicopters, but she evades capture while subduing her pursuers. Eventually she is cornered and then trapped in an abandoned mine by the national guard. Against all odds, she escapes and steals some military hardware, determined to lay waste to the town that treated her so poorly. After blowing up a gas station, she holes up in a building, planning to fight to the death. Eventually her old boss appears and after she tells of the horrors she saw in her big city office job, he convinces her to surrender.

  I picture the lead female character being played by Sylvester Stallone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This world is cruel…⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They probably just didn’t ask about RTLSDR, otherwise it would be quite prominent, I’m sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This world is cruel…⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “I’M NOT DRIVING OFFICER, IM TRAVELLING!”

  Gets 'em so wet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨turned them into their final form!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Now do hotdogs in the shape of hamburgers. Just a weird, smooth, round-edged red disc of meat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨According to the Wall Street Journal, "Wicked" Parts One and Two cost $320 million ($160 million per film). Both parts were shot back-to-back.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Much of that was spent on genetics research to clone an actual witch from stem cells.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays pretend⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Clip that, chat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Currently happening⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What a creep! Everyone knows you’re supposed to ask for the cunt circumference, or circuntference

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to manipulate Tinder⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  'ello mate!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inflation is hitting hard these days⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is actually a bargain. My gf costs way more

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plans for the weekend⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Speak for yourself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't install app because it isn't "certified" by the government⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I need to know where this is so I can make sure I’m very far away from where this is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon questions our energy sector⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Except the retard didn’t just burn his house down, he burned thousands of people’s houses down in such a way that nobody could ever live there again, and came very close to burning down the whole continent in the same way.

  (I’m still in favour of spicy rock steam)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've got a double peen AMA⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Engineers hammer is used to smack things and see what happens. You’re not meant to drive nails or shape metal with it, but it’s used to do inspections.

  For example, a structural engineer inspecting a truss bridge might go and smack every stringer or strut near the river to the beam to see what happens. If the strut jiggles a bit, then the river has loosened and might need to be replaced.

  If a bit of steel is heavily rusted, the engine might belt it really hard to see if it breaks due to deep corrosion, or if it’s just surface rust.

  The sound you get from smacking a bit of steel can also tell you about the material, good steel will bong and reverb, bad steel will be dull and not reverb.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've got a double peen AMA⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They forgot “water”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another of God's cruel tricks.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beautiful⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Or more rubber bands

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Million dollar idea⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bum

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Websites: Then vs Now⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but you get it all 1000 times faster and mum can still use the phone at the same time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do zoos do with dead animals?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The left half

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know what would be cool? If all those (job name) simulator games could all be joined.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Please add Fishing Barents sea to your megasim please. My Sjarken needs to sell its pollock in your fish market simulator

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨where the magic happens owo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Leave the bottle…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨KING COLEOPTERA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  On the 7th day he was arrested (he knows what he did)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On bugs...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I am a lazy pirate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨where the magic happens owo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Which beige box will turn me into a femboy?