Agent641

@Agent641@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are you wearing his tee-shirt⁩ ⁨⁨48⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  No I’m pretty sure it’s the doll thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i hate rounded corners⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Pills have their place, but it’s not in normal, day to day buttons and frequently used UI elements.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hate when this happens⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s also when you did buy snacks at the store and you are them and now they’re gone and you feel sick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨trolleyposting will continue until morale improves⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Shoot driver, then self,let tram smoosh my corpse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Armando needs to know which church to avoid⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I can feel the atheism leaving my body

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are you wearing his tee-shirt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The little voodoo doll things?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello there⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Just get a Jewish cat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello there⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “What seems to be the fuck?!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are you wearing his tee-shirt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice try, FBI!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are you wearing his tee-shirt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Revolutionaries aren’t perfect, so it’s better to stick with the billionaire pedophiles that you already know and love.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evil⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  [Removed by the CIA]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨American Dream ✨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I had in excess of 100 million once. It was quite a nice trip through Hanoi and the northern Vietnamese countryside.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SmartphOWNED⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This meme is eligible for the senior citizen bus pass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨relaxing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Weird how XANAX backwards is NAXAN I will not be taking notes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bruh⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The CIA tried 307 times to kill the demon Lord but it turned out every agent working on the demon file was actually a double agent, including the head of counterintelligence.

  (This is a post about Cuba)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon sees an opportunity⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Each day I thank god for not making me a foot person.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon fears The Hand⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What if instead of a hand it was a giant dick and it jizzed gallons of cum onto the victim until they suffocated?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHAT?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like a case for the one and only Judge Judy Sheindlin!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🍳 challenge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  🍳🍳 👃 👄

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You don't know me, you don't know my life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sixty-seven, lads!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When will we learn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No that would be cruel, we just amputate their hands and junk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mind your structural integrity⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mom found the nut wall!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DSP clears Wolverine's motorcycle section without player input⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beer garden ready⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Suez-max ass thigh gap

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you are startled by what you see⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If a centaur had two prosthetic legs…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will not be opening for Ed Sheeran⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I stand with you. I will also not open for Ed Sheeran.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sell me your company with five words⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We fuck on first date

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Michelin-starred restaurant fined for serving dessert topped with ants⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The hard part of being an ant farmer is getting the tiny lasso around them when it’s herdin’ season.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The truly important things in life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Brazzers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just letting everyone know⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Run me over $5 Free!