Agent641
@Agent641@lemmy.world
- Comment on Nice horsie! 🐎 9 hours ago:
Crocodile
- Comment on Nice horsie! 🐎 9 hours ago:
Moose can’t ride zebras either
- Comment on ESL homework 9 hours ago:
- Comment on Tesla's flashing lights 2 days ago:
How do you move a whole ass bedroom?
- Comment on Anon finds a glitch 2 days ago:
Many hikers pack dehydrated water on long camping trips. Just add water to rehydrate it and drink!
- Comment on Anon finds a glitch 2 days ago:
Im a lifelong flat earth denier
- Comment on Anon learns the dangers of polyjuice potion 2 days ago:
Weird that the author included a trans potion in her lore.
- Comment on Anon finds a cool rock 2 days ago:
Hits it with some metal
It detonates, liquifying 15 scouts
Best day of my life
- Comment on Which is it?. 2 days ago:
🤤
- Comment on Which is it?. 2 days ago:
An MRI of his heart showed that it was clogged with broccoli
- Comment on Beyond fucked up 3 days ago:
- Comment on ISTANCORRECTED 3 days ago:
Turkeggistan
- Comment on 4 days ago:
So is executing unarmed people in the street but that seems to be where the calvinball game is at.
- Comment on Bible Scholars discover significant mistakes in the original Hebrew translations of the Adam and Eve story 4 days ago:
Me finding out 2000 years too late that she was flirting with me
- Comment on Bible Scholars discover significant mistakes in the original Hebrew translations of the Adam and Eve story 4 days ago:
Madam and Eve
- Comment on 4 days ago:
Become the claymore you wish to see in the world.
- Comment on bit rude, innit? 5 days ago:
U wot bruv?
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
I kinda like being treated mean.
- Comment on Lulz 6 days ago:
Did you guys have an adult’s table and a kids table halftime show?
- Comment on [Video] Australian police violently beat up protester with his hands up at demonstration against Israeli president Isaac Herzog visiting. 6 days ago:
Two of my friends want to join WAPOL and they are both nice women, but I wonder whether the cop culture will chew them up and spit them out, or turn them into bastards.
- Comment on Kid Rock is the people version of an above ground pool 6 days ago:
Middle-aged Rock.
- Comment on How does this thing work? (wrong answers only) 6 days ago:
There is a tiny man inside the drum behind the fan and as it heats up, he must walk forward like on a hamster wheel to not burn his bare feet. The man walks inexorably forward, blind and delirious from exhaustion to avoid the agony of being roasted alive.
You’re a sick fuck for buying this thing OP.
- Comment on Hrmmm 1 week ago:
India and Pakistan have had wars between each other after they acquired nukes
- Comment on Bet 1 week ago:
It replaces the word “good” in many contexts.
“Soz I ate your last week brownie brah.”
“It’s all gucci, fam. I fucked your girlfriend.”
- Comment on Praise Be 1 week ago:
What
- Comment on Unfortunate Development for Duke Poop'Em 1 week ago:
He does not have time to play with himself.
- Comment on Did you have one? 1 week ago:
Doctors are professional drug dealers
- Comment on Did you have one? 1 week ago:
I used to use an iPhone with. Sonar ping ringtone when I was doing it support. It ruined the tv show Silicon valley for me because Richard Hendricks’ ringtone was the ping and it was giving me panic attacks to watch the show when I heard that characters phone ring
- Comment on This is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumpers 1 week ago:
Especially the judges and spectators
- Comment on The cops pay Anon a visit 1 week ago:
These days it’s more likely a Facebook post that hurt their gifts fee-fees or a torrent of a shitty TV show
