Agent641
@Agent641@lemmy.world
- Comment on Feather coat! 8 hours ago:
His condition is stable
- Comment on No work 1 day ago:
My dream job? Well last night I dreamed I was a teenage magic hobo who traveled the highways on a flying cardboard sheet, hiding from the magic highway patrol in bushes and staying in flop houses with other magic hobos who I just met (I’m not making this up, that was my actual dream)
- Comment on Title 1 day ago:
A cube of gold weighing 509kgs would only be about 30cm on a side.
- Comment on Mr Incognito 1 day ago:
Bruh
- Comment on Mr Incognito 1 day ago:
- Comment on It's called swordfighting and it's a respectable sport. 1 day ago:
“Mpreg me, wirm-daddy!”
- Comment on Can't prove environmental issues if you don't have the data 2 days ago:
He heard “Bouys” and thought they said “Boys” and the as like “Bring 'em to me!”
- Comment on Nope 3 days ago:
Yeah but what is this void made of?!
- Comment on Anon is incompatible 3 days ago:
They make A AND C flash drives:
I have one on my keyring.
I have another that also takes SD cards, so it makes it super simple to file transfer between all my things
- Comment on You definitely won't regret doubling the mass of our atmosphere! 3 days ago:
The solution to global warming is to artificially heat earth to Planck temperature, this ensuring it cannot possibly become any hotter.
- Comment on Conservative values 3 days ago:
It’s short for ectopic pregnancies that are entirely unviable, and will kill the mother,but can’t be aborted because that’s still murder and “gods will”
- Comment on Well said 3 days ago:
Fasting gradually resets that stomach expansion
- Comment on Just me and my cement truck 3 days ago:
That’s where the bee truck comes in.
- Comment on If you had a shirt made for you with QR codes, what would yours say when scanned? 4 days ago:
A malware site that installs a cryptomoner on the device.
- Comment on Can't wait. 5 days ago:
“You said you were a great bass player!”
Me struggling to hold onto a huge wet slippery fish “Grimmie a second, geez!”
- Comment on 🗿 5 days ago:
The pyramids were built by aliens, but plot twist, the aliens were enslaved by the pharoahs.
- Comment on 🗿 5 days ago:
Just every autists in Egypt working on a fixation project.
- Comment on Guess I'm not sleepin tonight 6 days ago:
I have a book, Madness and Memory, by the guy who discovered them. It’s a bit droll but holy heck did they kill a shitload of mice
- Comment on Incredible random sunset 1 week ago:
Imagine how much smack I could get if I scrapped all that copper!
- Comment on How could I prepare for this market scenario? 1 week ago:
A barrel roll!
- Comment on Anon is a paramedic 1 week ago:
FUCK I need to water my plants.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Here’s 20, keep the change!
- Comment on Self sacrifice is honorable 1 week ago:
Object reference not set to an instance of an object
- Comment on borger 1 week ago:
Which ones?
- Comment on Anon mishears a coworker 1 week ago:
Earth is the largest planet in the world
- Comment on **YES / NO** 1 week ago:
Start running
- Comment on Literally a shitpost. 1 week ago:
Left at green boots, right at shitting girl, and if you see jorking it guy, you’ve gone too far.
- Comment on intruder alert 1 week ago:
Thisiswherethefunbegins.wav
- Comment on Wowee 1 week ago:
You get a multi buy discount if you purchase 16 Poland’s in one transaction
- Comment on Remember to follow OSHA 1904.39(a)(2) and report any loss 1 week ago:
It’s a comic episode, made by a once popular comedy comic strip writer, which describes his parents miscarriage. A very private bit of information monetized in poor taste for millions of readers. Also it was unfunny and uninteresting. Completely unnessecary. Comic strip was called Penny something, I think.
