Agent641

@Agent641@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I like this person⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Frequently delivering that bussy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zen⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Then they hit you with “I’m Vietnamese”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta go fast⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I doubt it, calibrating a focal point to a relatively nearby target, say a hundred metres or so, is fairly simple, but to apply that to a satellite, a moving target (with a changing velocity if we are talking about a satellite in an eccentric or molnya orbit) either in high or low earth orbit, that’s a distance of between 200-20,000kms.

  Even a satellite in perfectly circular orbit is constantly changing its distance relative to a point on the ground, meaning you have to constantly adjust the focal point of the mirrors. At 250km, your field of mirrors (say, a 100m circle of them) would describe about 0.023 degrees of curvature, almost completely flat.

  And that’s before accounting for atmospheric attenuation and scattering of the light.

  On a clear night with many gw of laser energy, maybe you could peel the skin off a low orbit satellite, it even that would be impractical.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Save me from going down a dark path⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  O O F O F

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It didn't always exist. But it's coming soon.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  What the fuck, a tabbed browser? I was sure that Gmail came before tabs.

  Y’all remember when you had to just have a ahitload of browser windows open?

• Don't reach for that water neitherlemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everywhere he goes, people want to connect with him⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hide yo kids, hide yo wifi!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon dips⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Some people are just better at being Superior than others

• Turbine go brrrrlemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It works better if you put it in your mouth first.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  30cm can make a big difference

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It works better if you put it in your mouth first.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worst thumbnail⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Judge ordered me to stay 100ft away from this thumbnail

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The future was yesterday⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  IIRC there was an incident where someone went super hard on the wheel and got kind of pulled into it and clobbered on the head by one of the pins. Or maybe this was just a deep inner phobia of mine.

  Any bit of machinery, even if unpowered and covered in bright numbers, with non-arbitrary mass can carry enough momentum to break bones and crush fingers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The unAbomber. Otherwise, I agree.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A broken clock can be used for parts to make a time bomb

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pepe was not created by 4channers, only popularized by them. It was an unrelated cartoonist that created the character to espouse the joy of pulling your pants all the way down to pee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gromit, you know what to do!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Such a thoughtful gift

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks like meat's back on the menu!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “No wheezing the mince!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon Promotes Shrimp Farming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Backed by POS (Proof of shrimp)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stiff upper lip, perhaps?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  U wot mate?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I guarantee this is a waste of time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They actually used to be solid but the forktory figured out that they could use less metal and save money by making the slots

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I guarantee this is a waste of time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t pick up chopsticks with a fork either. They can’t be perforated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My friend Charlie is back....⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course you wouldn’t, coward. That’s how you unlock wolverine skeleton.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My friend Charlie is back....⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Stretching helps. Try to touch your toes every morning. If you can’t reach them, ask someone else to touch your toes for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My friend Charlie is back....⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I need a big magnesium

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's how the world works.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried Asian and indian grocery stores? I get Thai jasmine rice from a Vietnamese shop near me, but they also sell it at the Indian supermarkets. They have lots of spices in bulk too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨its actually worse bc ports are counted twice for 2.0 & 3.0⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  15 mice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life never works exactly the way you want it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it a permanent solution to all my temporary problems?! Sounds fucking lit!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give it 6 months⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The same as I feel about any of Turkey’s sovereign territory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I finally figured it out!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Or the saltiness of an unswallowed load