Agent641
@Agent641@lemmy.world
- Comment on He's never wrong 1 hour ago:
What is the hat man? Like a boogeyman?
- Comment on Operation enduring algae 2 hours ago:
The Iraq war was just a prank, bro!
- Comment on Operation enduring algae 2 hours ago:
Whole body cramp
- Comment on Operation enduring algae 2 hours ago:
It’s crazy how being gay is a lifestyle choice, but the left can also force animals and kids to be gay against their will. Weird that is both of those things simultaneously
- Comment on Operation enduring algae 3 hours ago:
The true antidote is thermite plasma. 40 tons of that stuff applied directly to the forehead will prevent you from dying of VX
- Comment on Horror story 9 hours ago:
“No Trespassing” signs, written in Goa’uld.
- Comment on Horror story 9 hours ago:
With Elons body in the space suit. The Elon that remained on earth is something… Else.
- Comment on How come Nurses are not bound by the same rule is a lawyer is to a defendant or a wife to a husband or a priest? If someone says something on their death bed why are we suppose to report? 16 hours ago:
First, do no harm. Second, do a bit of harm.
- Comment on Wise 16 hours ago:
Smiling, shaking hands, nodding, pointing, like he’s Gordon Ramsay. Wait, that IS Gordon Ramsay!
- Comment on Hannibal was right 🔥 1 day ago:
Thank god
- Comment on Finally an explanation 1 day ago:
“So MuCh FoR tHe ToLeRaNt LeFt!!”
Pictured: Antifa social group, North Africa club, 1943
- Comment on can I skip the exercise part? 1 day ago:
Memes don’t count
- Comment on can I skip the exercise part? 1 day ago:
What does that even mean?
- Comment on 2 days ago:
Wyoming is not a perfect rectangle when you look real close at the top left corner.
It’s also not a perfect rectangle the rest of the time either
- Comment on freedom after speech 2 days ago:
Roight! Off ta gaol with ye lad!
- Comment on Spoilers 2 days ago:
I think I was born with a grifters gene, because once I learned the tooth fairy gives money, I told my parents that a tooth fell out at school, and I lost it, but will the tooth fairy still come? And sure enough she did. I got money for no lost tooth.
Only worked once though. My parents got suspicious when I lost a tooth every day after that.
- Comment on Spoilers 2 days ago:
Tooth fairy can read minds. Don’t try to deceive her again, or she will send her cousin, the tongue demon.
- Comment on Teehee 2 days ago:
With your hands
- Comment on Just god screwing with us again 2 days ago:
He created the world as a paradise, for sharks omly
- Comment on magic 3 days ago:
I bet that smelled fucking amazing
- Comment on Art of the deal 4 days ago:
Motivated by it, yes, often. Successful at it? Rarely.
- Comment on Anon tries to break the ice 5 days ago:
The ‘against’ ribbon is orange. The ‘For’ ribbon is black and blue.
- Comment on Ez gg 5 days ago:
How many cocks do I have to fight at once?
- Comment on Ez gg 5 days ago:
Maybe some gators too
- Comment on I'm just a big toasty cinnamon bun that isn't fatally trapped in a crevice. 5 days ago:
The rope leads straight into a pile of boulders.
- Comment on God speed brother 5 days ago:
Sure, this is my profile: steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197997169822 I think my steam username is Guy Montag
- Comment on I found pre-installed (unremovable) malware on my phone, and ESET doesn't seem to be checking system apps... (Ulefone Armor 24) 5 days ago:
Damn, neither can I, and I’ve tried.
Guess it will just live in my lab as a thermal camera and microscope 🤷
- Comment on Jury refuses to convict four Palestine activists accused of arms firm raid 5 days ago:
Step 1: Have the backing of a state with a monopoly on violence
There aren’t really any other steps.
- Comment on I found pre-installed (unremovable) malware on my phone, and ESET doesn't seem to be checking system apps... (Ulefone Armor 24) 5 days ago:
Did you use a custom ROM on the Ulefone? If so, which one?
- Comment on Why? 6 days ago:
Can I login with Pornhub?