Agent641

@Agent641@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the perfect time to change it!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Gulp of CUM

• New break in the Microsoft outage mystery. CCTV footage from inside outlook datacentrelemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨life hack⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to hide pills double wrapped inside Ziploc bags, tightly wrapped in rubber bands, and stuffed to the bottom of a McDonald’s thick shake. The straw and viscosity of the think shake would hold it submerged.

  Then I’d deliver the thick shakes to my customers and get paid at the door.

  I didn’t actually work uber eats, but if the cops were digging that deep to learn that, the jig would be up anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh, Hereditary (2018), you will always be that girl🖤⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The Road

  Van Diemen’s Land

  Valhalla Rising

  The Proposition

  Threads

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jenson Huang ladies and gentlemen⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Moore’s Hornylaw

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jenson Huang ladies and gentlemen⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  At this point, can anyone who HASN’T had an affair with the CEO of NVIDIA please raise their hand?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cannellinius Lentillius, demigod of Legumes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't believe I haven't seen this one yet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll settle for a hug and $20

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't believe I haven't seen this one yet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And me without my state secrets

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any advice appreciated⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t take these titty-sucking, pants-shitting years for granted

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any advice appreciated⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Only ever post other people’s kids

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh It Gets Worse. Much Worse.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a desperation filter to make sure you have such crushing debt that you will tolerate any workplace mistreatment to keep the job

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remembering that even the poorest people today have it better than these poor ba*t***s⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Battlers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pulled over⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kids These Days⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Comfort shows are trauma coping mechanisms. But he won’t acknowledge that he’s riddled with fear of the world around him and his trajectory in it, he “just likes westerns”

  Actually, I can kinda see why that might be the case. Westerns are often set in tiny towns with like 50 people. That’s a comfortable number of people to coexist with and Amy problem is easy to understand and solve. But he lives in a sprawling boundless community of thousands or millions, infested with threads of arcane and existential problems that he barely understands, let alone has any control over

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A street merchant in Little Bulgaria just sold me something unusual⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  JFC that one takes me back to a distant time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Same⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Only against Russians

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Same⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine goes to bucket excavator.

  I don’t consider forklift to be heavy machinery, at least not the little pallet ones. The seacan ones, absolutely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kids These Days⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m now thinking about Xen from half-life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pulled over⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Plata e plomo?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pulled over⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  With any luck they’ll back away to draw their gun, and step in front of a bus. Then you get a free gun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tfw they don't get your sense of humor⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rural Cambodia was starting to feel way too claustrophobic, so I headed to the Big Apple for a bit⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s actually only 54 states, these are actually the countie. Stay blessed 🙏

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨conscientious⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Crab spider robots. They can traverse the house clinging to the ceiling. Fold laundry with 7 appendages at once. Chop veggies, stir the sauce, and operate the fleshlight attachment all at once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whoopsie!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely. They work out together, slap each other’s rumps after a game, and console one another when one of them is having a nightmare

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨makes me feel alright⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you have a hard time waking your digestive tract from its hibernation afterwards?

  I did a 5 day fast once and it took me a week more before I could poop again. These days if I fast longer than a day, I eat one large raw carrot each morning, it’s caloric value when raw is basically nothing because the body has to spend so much energy breaking it down, but the fibre in it keeps my digestive tract ticking over just enough so it doesn’t hibernate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don’t be sick, it’s bad for your health⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s grim that it comes to that but vego meals can be way cheaper and also much easier to prepare. Prep equipment can just be rinsed off with water mostly, and veg is much more tolerant of being undercooked and overcooked so you can save heaps of time and effort compared to regular meat meals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA: This Futurama episode will be banned in the UK starting today⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The govt really shouldn’t open up that can of worms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Movie Scene Map: 1826 games with 690 locations for those games⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I really need to get my Perth-based scuba diving game finished one day, it’s been in the works for 3 years now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And it's not unsettling at all⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Gimme that beak life for crushing seeds and nuts