Agent641

@Agent641@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the universe about to have a little minty b⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m waiting for TheSpiffingBrit to finally find an exploit for infinite entropy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨holee shiet⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would libs put it there in the first place?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This new SSD will literally self destruct if you push the big red button it comes with — Team Group posts video of data destruction in action⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  What if they come to the window?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's grandpa does his own research⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  My theory is that one of his security details turned around to ask him a question and accidentally shot him in the face like Marvin in pulp fiction

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨take out a huge loan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Neuron status: Activated

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bring them back!!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Spared no expense on HR, contact lawyers, and icecream.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bring them back!!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The bio science was averaging success. Not their fault that the IT dept fumbled the ball.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can fix her⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking sliding doors moment right here, reading this comment is the proximate cause of my eventual murder and dismemberment by a big tiddy jailbird gf.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨call of the void⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I do love to say “I’ll burn that bridge when I come to it” tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perspective⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Blue/black

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking the generational barriers⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally, a solution to deal with the used 47 tons of Castrol Cyltech 40 XDC that I’ve had sitting around forever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking the generational barriers⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Chicbacon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah we just have software killswitches.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  you are outside the bounds of the map

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All downhill from there⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is how we learned to be nomads. Kill big thing, bring camp to big thing, hang out until big thing is all eaten.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Really?!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It reminds me of sewing patterns for dresses drawings

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All downhill from there⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Interviewer: What would you say is your biggest strength?

  Me:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All downhill from there⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We are the snail

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes a thing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My ex wife and I used to take a chess board everywhere, play in cafes, parks, restaurants, pubs. It was something to do when we had run out of stuff to say to each other. It was a conversation starter, people would come up and have a sticky, or ask us who’s winning. Some people would occasionally ask if they can play. It was nice. Until Queens Gambit was all the rage. Then people seemed to assume we were just following that trend, and there was a noticeable increase in people saying “Queens Gambit eh?” And we stopped taking the board out so much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yikes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tasters complained

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DIY 4th of July⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I microwave my coffee with a spoon in it every morning at work, it’s fine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DIY 4th of July⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ligma balls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Urban outdoorsman?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody wants to work anymore

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Guess who owns a key for the machine?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Morning break out of my pond for a butt and a coffee⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Decompressing after a long shift at Alligator Auschwitz eating migrants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cow eggs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Queen marshmallow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cow eggs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You think that’s impressive, wait till you see bull eggs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dolph is prime human⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is science, not math.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Food.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A vote for Albert is a vote for Albert