Agent641

@Agent641@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS IS A SHITPOST⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS IS A SHITPOST⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck! I forgot to study for the test!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IF YOU TAKE ENOUGH YOU CAN SEE *THE PATTERN* BRO⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Idiots get clicks and clicks make line go up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IF YOU TAKE ENOUGH YOU CAN SEE *THE PATTERN* BRO⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry, I thought this was America!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon buys a car⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not eligible to use my lungs because the gas diffusion physics at work are baffling to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In ex ha ha le le⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You are now breathing manually

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tall tails⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They evolved to be small so they cold more easily fit into the actuator gauntlets that controlled the Gundam.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  His neck just did that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You know what else causes a lot of damage? Getting shot in your facist neck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Behavioral Conditioning Methods to Stop my Boyfriend from Playing The Witcher 3"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How did this get approved by the ethics board? Direct experimentation on unwitting human subjects without their express consent?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wikipedia editors already 'was’ed all his 'is’s 😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Financial fallout of Woolworths, Coles underpayments could climb past $1 billion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Gosh, I imagine this underpayment accident affected every level of employee, from clerks and shelf stockers to managers and executives! Right?!

  Nationalize Coles and Woolworths.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you've ever wondered how many poptarts you can stack on a borzoi, it's at least 8⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “I’m sorry hun, but in his defence, it’s a really great doggo.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A conundrum⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well you made a choice. Either you knew you could make the payments for the price range you bought into, or you didn’t read the repayments figures on any of the documents the bank sent you and made a massive decision uninformed.

  I pay 20% more for my mortgage than I did on my rent, but the house is also better, I can easily afford it, and I made that choice willingly and I’m happy with that arrangement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨✅✅✅⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Have a buddy do it for you, got it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, shit.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Immediately applied, no save button. It was labeled something like “Allow/disable firmware updates” which is bad design. Label should say exactly one thing, either “Allow” or “disable” never “Allow/disable” The software was very antiquated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, shit.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No they were ancient ROM based tills, I unchecked a box that was blocking firmware updates from being pushed to the tills. For some reason I still don’t completely understand, these tills received their settings by Ethernet, but received their data by dialup fucking modems. When I unchecked the box, it told the tills to cease processing commands until the firmware update was completed. But the firmware update wouldn’t happen until I dialled into every single store, one at a time, and sent the firmware down through a 56k modem with horrendous stability, to each till, also one at a time. If one till lost one packet, I had to send it’s firmware again.

  I say for 8 hrs watchimg bytes trickle down to the tills while answering calls from frantic wait staff and angry managers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, shit.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I once bricked all the POS terminals in a 30-store chain, at once.

  One checkbox allowed me to do this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DIY restaurant⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just walk the cow past a hot oven. Then release the cow to a sanctuary and bring me a chickpea salad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sweet temptations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  These plants did a fantastic job domesticating us

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Practice makes perfect⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re such a cuck (not that there’s anything wrong with that, kinks among consenting adults are not subjects of shame)

  Fuck, I’m bad at this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good news. :)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cerbearus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Captain's Log⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t flush.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨winter fans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s easy on the eyes, and easy on the ears.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Strictly limited to transparent Tupperware

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it would be a better look⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Big bronze fanny

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely lemmings⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  JohnLongson96

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truck go 💥🚚⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  */set gravity=0.01

  Then give it a nudge with your foot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truck go 💥🚚⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re a supervisor and you send someone out on site with the ability to fuck up this badly, it’s your fault.

  People need training, supervision and evaluation before you turn them loose on the real stuff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨holup⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The tickle monster desires a sacrifice