While I hate Nintendo for all the shitty things they do, this is not true. Here’s a fact check:
And I thought it would be a happy ending for the kid
Submitted 10 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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voodooattack@lemmy.world 10 months ago
CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in 10 months ago
Why on earth did this need a fact check?
squaresinger@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is one of the biggest wooshes I have ever seen.
voodooattack@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Because it’s believable.
Robert7301201@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
I just assumed it was fake based on the community.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
I mean I just assumed it was fake because of what it is…
voodooattack@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oh shit. I didn’t look at the community name. Well, what’s done is done.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 months ago
the fact that this had to be fact checked I think explains enough
Iceman@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s becuse its obviously a joke
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Silly Paco, he could have just played emulators on his uncles phone!
Orcus@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Oh now THIS is old! I was born in the late 90s and im not confident I had hair on my balls when I first saw this.
misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Uplifting news, remote Venezuelan village raises $5,000 selling their spare organs to help pay for local child’s legal bills.
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The billionaire who purchased the organs for what amounted to pocket lint for him said they were “Delicious”
misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
The U.S. general electorate was polled. A minority of 27% agreed with the following statement: “we should eat billionaires”, but a supermajority 78% agreed with this one: “purchasing organs from third world countries should be legal”.
trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Feeling much better after this
Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Updating news. Billionaire Bowser purchases life saving organs and threw them at donors.
Two_Hangmen@midwest.social 10 months ago
It’s from 2021. The kid did make the fake Nintendo from a box, but he wasn’t given a cease and desist letter, he wasn’t sued by Nintendo, and he also didn’t receive a Nintendo. Nothing else happened.
NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
What are the odds that a Venezuelan court recognized a cease & desist plus a lawsuit from a Japanese corporation?
SinAdjetivos@lemmy.world 10 months ago
High considering their both signatories on the TRIPS agreement.
Dasus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Bowser is only the US CEO. Not alpha CEO. But he is called Bowser 4 real
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Have we checked his dungeon for enslaved women?
Dasus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Well he is an American CEO, so we prolly should, yeah.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 months ago
So is the mayor of DC. Coincidence? I think not.
jastyty@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Paco is slang for Police in Venezuela way before this child born in 2011-2012, and no one with more than 2 neurons would have called its child like a cop.
Police in Venezuela during Chavismo are pretty shit people and no one likes them, they’re usually all criminals in uniform. Some people do prefer to be mugged by criminals than being stop by the police on the street.
jastyty@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Also fu** Nintendo, leave my buddy Paco policía alone
commiunism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Should have grinded RuneScape gold like other Venezuelans
stoly@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Barb?
realitista@lemmus.org 10 months ago
Holy shit, the president of Nintendo really is named Doug Bowser!
tetris11@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
I bet you, no joke, it’s like 70% of the reason that he got the job
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I should be CEO of Microsoft then, on account of my penis
misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
She"
HeerlijkeDrop@thebrainbin.org 10 months ago
Bluesky CEO's name means "blue sky" in Chinese. They say it's just a coincidence
turtlesareneat@discuss.online 10 months ago
Mmm no the character was actually based on his father, Shyguy Boo Bowser