While I hate Nintendo for all the shitty things they do, this is not true. Here’s a fact check:
And I thought it would be a happy ending for the kid
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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voodooattack@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in 3 weeks ago
Why on earth did this need a fact check?
squaresinger@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is one of the biggest wooshes I have ever seen.
voodooattack@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Because it’s believable.
Robert7301201@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
I just assumed it was fake based on the community.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I mean I just assumed it was fake because of what it is…
voodooattack@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh shit. I didn’t look at the community name. Well, what’s done is done.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
the fact that this had to be fact checked I think explains enough
Iceman@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s becuse its obviously a joke
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Silly Paco, he could have just played emulators on his uncles phone!
Orcus@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Oh now THIS is old! I was born in the late 90s and im not confident I had hair on my balls when I first saw this.
misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Uplifting news, remote Venezuelan village raises $5,000 selling their spare organs to help pay for local child’s legal bills.
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The billionaire who purchased the organs for what amounted to pocket lint for him said they were “Delicious”
misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
The U.S. general electorate was polled. A minority of 27% agreed with the following statement: “we should eat billionaires”, but a supermajority 78% agreed with this one: “purchasing organs from third world countries should be legal”.
trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Feeling much better after this
Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Updating news. Billionaire Bowser purchases life saving organs and threw them at donors.
Two_Hangmen@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
It’s from 2021. The kid did make the fake Nintendo from a box, but he wasn’t given a cease and desist letter, he wasn’t sued by Nintendo, and he also didn’t receive a Nintendo. Nothing else happened.
NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
What are the odds that a Venezuelan court recognized a cease & desist plus a lawsuit from a Japanese corporation?
SinAdjetivos@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
High considering their both signatories on the TRIPS agreement.
Dasus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Bowser is only the US CEO. Not alpha CEO. But he is called Bowser 4 real
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Have we checked his dungeon for enslaved women?
Dasus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Well he is an American CEO, so we prolly should, yeah.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
So is the mayor of DC. Coincidence? I think not.
jastyty@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Paco is slang for Police in Venezuela way before this child born in 2011-2012, and no one with more than 2 neurons would have called its child like a cop.
Police in Venezuela during Chavismo are pretty shit people and no one likes them, they’re usually all criminals in uniform. Some people do prefer to be mugged by criminals than being stop by the police on the street.
jastyty@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Also fu** Nintendo, leave my buddy Paco policía alone
commiunism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Should have grinded RuneScape gold like other Venezuelans
stoly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Barb?
realitista@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
Holy shit, the president of Nintendo really is named Doug Bowser!
tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
I bet you, no joke, it’s like 70% of the reason that he got the job
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I should be CEO of Microsoft then, on account of my penis
misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
She"
HeerlijkeDrop@thebrainbin.org 3 weeks ago
Bluesky CEO's name means "blue sky" in Chinese. They say it's just a coincidence
turtlesareneat@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
Mmm no the character was actually based on his father, Shyguy Boo Bowser