Holy shit, the president of Nintendo really is named Doug Bowser!
And I thought it would be a happy ending for the kid
Submitted 1 day ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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realitista@lemmus.org 1 day ago
tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I bet you, no joke, it’s like 70% of the reason that he got the job
Agent641@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I should be CEO of Microsoft then, on account of my penis
HeerlijkeDrop@thebrainbin.org 21 hours ago
Bluesky CEO's name means "blue sky" in Chinese. They say it's just a coincidence
turtlesareneat@discuss.online 1 day ago
Mmm no the character was actually based on his father, Shyguy Boo Bowser
misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 hours ago
Uplifting news, remote Venezuelan village raises $5,000 selling their spare organs to help pay for local child’s legal bills.
Agent641@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
The billionaire who purchased the organs for what amounted to pocket lint for him said they were “Delicious”
misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
The U.S. general electorate was polled. A minority of 27% agreed with the following statement: “we should eat billionaires”, but a supermajority 78% agreed with this one: “purchasing organs from third world countries should be legal”.
trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Feeling much better after this
Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Updating news. Billionaire Bowser purchases life saving organs and threw them at donors.
voodooattack@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
While I hate Nintendo for all the shitty things they do, this is not true. Here’s a fact check:
CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in 18 hours ago
Why on earth did this need a fact check?
squaresinger@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
This is one of the biggest wooshes I have ever seen.
voodooattack@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Because it’s believable.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
the fact that this had to be fact checked I think explains enough
Robert7301201@slrpnk.net 19 hours ago
I just assumed it was fake based on the community.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 18 hours ago
I mean I just assumed it was fake because of what it is…
voodooattack@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Oh shit. I didn’t look at the community name. Well, what’s done is done.
Iceman@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
That’s becuse its obviously a joke
NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 11 hours ago
What are the odds that a Venezuelan court recognized a cease & desist plus a lawsuit from a Japanese corporation?
SinAdjetivos@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
High considering their both signatories on the TRIPS agreement.
Dasus@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Bowser is only the US CEO. Not alpha CEO. But he is called Bowser 4 real
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 hours ago
So is the mayor of DC. Coincidence? I think not.
Agent641@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Have we checked his dungeon for enslaved women?
Dasus@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Well he is an American CEO, so we prolly should, yeah.
Orcus@lemmy.zip 22 hours ago
Oh now THIS is old! I was born in the late 90s and im not confident I had hair on my balls when I first saw this.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Silly Paco, he could have just played emulators on his uncles phone!
Two_Hangmen@midwest.social 22 hours ago
It’s from 2021. The kid did make the fake Nintendo from a box, but he wasn’t given a cease and desist letter, he wasn’t sued by Nintendo, and he also didn’t receive a Nintendo. Nothing else happened.
stoly@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Barb?
commiunism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
Should have grinded RuneScape gold like other Venezuelans
jastyty@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Paco is slang for Police in Venezuela way before this child born in 2011-2012, and no one with more than 2 neurons would have called its child like a cop.
Police in Venezuela during Chavismo are pretty shit people and no one likes them, they’re usually all criminals in uniform. Some people do prefer to be mugged by criminals than being stop by the police on the street.
jastyty@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Also fu** Nintendo, leave my buddy Paco policía alone