realitista

@realitista@lemmus.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He Has Arrived⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That 2 minute limit is probably why we haven’t seen him solve more of the world’s problems.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This mess of a keychain I was handed at work⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude one of those really big rings to put all the little rings on probably doesn’t cost more than $2. I’d make the investment just to not have to look at that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He got wiped out!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And that’s how kids learn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is why you're still waiting for that simulation result from Jerry the CFD guy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Very useful! Thanks!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy dinner⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve done both. But I’ve also seen a few people get addicted to coke and it’s not a great thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy dinner⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmmm… Maybe I’ll give you that one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Circular economy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Poor Satya.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy dinner⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s above coke and below smack and crack?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy dinner⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only place left to go is crack, smack, and fentanyl. Maybe we should just leave it here, eh boys?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Circular economy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a big circle jerk and you ain’t in it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video games⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are actually very few games overall where you jump on people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little Guardian Sprite⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of sack boy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When I see people starting to deanpost:⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok someone post the subliminally flashing image in this gif

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Latest exclusive model⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Gavin Belson (aka Jeff Bezos)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A shit ton of sushi⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You sure it’s not sushi that’s been shit on?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honk at me again you long neck fuck, see what happens.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Really would love to know how a hollow bird bone is meant to break a human bone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla’s Robotaxi gets caught crashing through bollards, just as it readies the purpose-built Cybercab for public roads⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure someday Elon’s decision to forego LIDAR will pay off. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does butt hole have that icon ?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  cat butt plug

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There, now everyone will be happy...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You could make the same argument for capitalism. True capitalism would require complete abolishment of governments. There is a reason neither have happened, because in order to implement either in a functioning way, you need other elements. Capitalism without some socialist elements will end up killing most of the citizenry.

  The implementation of pure communism creates such a massive bureaucracy and lack of opportunities for people who want power over others, that all the psychopaths get funneled into the top of the government where they start to extract the full wealth of the society into projects of folly.

  The only solution anyone has found is for the 2 to keep each other in balance. This is what happens in successful societies. Anything too far in either direction and the working class is the first to suffer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's No Reason to Buy a New Phone Anymore⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I want every phone to be the right phone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's No Reason to Buy a New Phone Anymore⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well if you’re going for perfect, just buy new devices when the old one gets slow like they want you to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's No Reason to Buy a New Phone Anymore⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The key here is to know when to stop upgrading. With old Apple devices I always hang back a version or two and don’t ever upgrade to the last version that supports your hardware.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's No Reason to Buy a New Phone Anymore⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t wait until we get replaceable battery phones in the EU.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OCUPADO!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hurry the fuck up, it’s an emergency!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All aboard the Pythagorean Express⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Toblerone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honor your predecessors⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Funny story, when I was about 16, me and my buddy dosed some LSD and tried to go to The Never Ending Story Part 2. Being high on LSD, we didn’t quite time it right and walked in to this movie right as this scene was starting. The people were just so big and glowing that it freaked me out and I couldn’t stop laughing uncontrollably. We ended up having to run back out of the theater because we couldn’t handle it. We got congratulated by some of the guys who were coming out of the movie for doing such a rediculous thing at the most serious part of the movie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not at all⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Those I know how to use. But this bag, not at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A missing underscore sent innocent man to prison for 18 months⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Poor Henry Buttle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Three developers' different philosophies on difficulty for their games⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It was a guy in a kind of valley going into a cave. Regardless, if I can’t make something happen in the first 4 hours of a game, it ain’t for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Three developers' different philosophies on difficulty for their games⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It was a guy in a kind of valley going into a cave. Regardless, if I can’t make something happen in the first 4 hours of a game, it ain’t for me.