I once made the mistake of taking a shit at school. And I heard a group of boys walk in and say “yo someone is shitting in there” and then they repeatedly kept asking who it was, kicking on the door, throwing wet paper towels over, then climbed up and peered over the side. School is a hell.
OCUPADO!
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Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Why? You need some? I could fish some out of here and throw it in your face.
Never attack a man who’s armed.
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Was that just a thing kids did? I have an identical story down to the wet paper towels…
BigDiction@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Definitely was so I just never pooped at school.
testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
“You should’ve went during the break.”
smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
You mean should’ve gone ?
Flower@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
“Oh thank God, you’re right on time. Quick, get some gloves. I’ve got something stuck up there and could use some help! Hello?! Are you still there!?”
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This could backfire spectacularly
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Or it could go exactly as planned.
Sour_as_Lemon@reddthat.com 1 month ago
I’m stuck here stepbro, I’m stuck here.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 month ago
rattle rattle
“Uh! Wh-who is it?!”
RATTLE RATTLE
“Uh … occupied!”
BAM BAM BAM “UUARRRRRGH! UUARRRRRGH!”
“I, uh … j-just you wait until I-”
BANG BANG BANG! "UUARRGLE! UUARRGLE!
“Right, you! What’s your-”
Bathroom is empty.
Switorik@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
What gets me are how many people don’t lock their doors in public.
SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 1 month ago
Pooping with friends
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Like Romans.
Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
here a lot of restrooms don’t even have working locks lol.
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
When they knock, just say “Come in.”
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Be enthusiastic about it: “OOOOH, come IN!”
bampop@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“the party’s just starting!”
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The other day some asshole rattled the door so long and hard, as I was repeatedly shouting occupied, that the lock jiggled open and I had to hold the door shut with my foot. Then the guy shouts “What the fuck?!” and storms out of the reatroom.
What the fuck, indeed, buddy. What the fuck, indeed.
CaptainMan251@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He didn’t want you to leave, he wanted to join you
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Tried this the other day at a tourist spot and the door wasn’t locked.
I will never unsee.
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 1 month ago
One time, not only did the person try the door, I yell “OCCUPIED”… then pounded on the door, then tried the handle again… somehow immediately got the attention of an employee who just fucking unlocked the door. And I’m just standing there, dick in hand like “WHAT THE FUCK”… and they were like, “oh sorry, we didn’t think anyone was in here”. Couldn’t wait one god damn minute, cause I had just walked in.
Rooskie91@discuss.online 1 month ago
Hello, I’m the person on the other side of the door in this meme and JUST KNOCK!
Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
“Come in!”
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Don’t knock, just accept that it’s locked and wait until I’m done fighting for my life in here. I don’t want to have to speak while at my most vulnerable
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Be a kind neighbor, unleash a gutteral animalistic screech to help loosen their bowels and shorten their visit.
Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Ay, you poopin in there!?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
stickyprimer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is the “just letting you know that someone is waiting” signal. I only do it when they’re taking fucking forever.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hey, sometimes it takes a bit to find the right vid. If you need to poop so bad, go poop in the sink.
subgenius@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
It’s self defeating as you give the user pinch lock. Now it takes longer for them to relax back to the state of utopian release.
Demdaru@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Every workplace ever. Coupled with comment about always taken toilet (I swear to god some people forget they have to go until they see someone head in the toilets general direction)
clucose@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Just fart harder!! Show dominance through unaffected pooping.
realitista@lemmus.org 1 month ago
Hurry the fuck up, it’s an emergency!!
Jerb322@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This happens so much, I’m convinced that some of them want to see someone in the middle of whatever…
lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Yeah and then stare at the person that was in there for the whole fucking time they’re in the venue
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
You every been so panicked you start speaking Spanish, despite English being your main?
NathanRanch@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Sometimes I swear people put in earbuds just to do this and have an excuse
dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
frank saying occupado may be my favorite quote in IASIP
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is why they put those big gaps between the door, so you can put your eye up to it like a peephole to be sure it’s occupied. If it is, I’ll usually just drop a friendly, “I like your style!” and keep waiting my turn.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Do a Limmy
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lemme scoot over and make some room for you on the toilet.
testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dude beating me to my favorite gif by 20 hours
Mr_Fish@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
Spread your legs I’ll piss through the gap. Don’t worry I have good aim
toothpaste_sandwich@thebrainbin.org 1 month ago
Now there's an image.
NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If you’ve pissed without pants on you know it doesn’t matter how well your aim is, you’re always taking some stray’s
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Actually did that with a girlfriend when we both got home and had to immediately piss
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
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BlindPenguin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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