OCUPADO!

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• Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  This happens so much, I’m convinced that some of them want to see someone in the middle of whatever…

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• Flower@sh.itjust.works ⁨41⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  “Oh thank God, you’re right on time. Quick, get some gloves. I’ve got something stuck up there and could use some help! Hello?! Are you still there!?”

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  • IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world ⁨31⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    This could backfire spectacularly

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    • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Or it could go exactly as planned.

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  • Sour_as_Lemon@reddthat.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I’m stuck here stepbro, I’m stuck here.

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• lyralycan@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Yeah and then stare at the person that was in there for the whole fucking time they’re in the venue

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• Switorik@sh.itjust.works ⁨52⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  What gets me are how many people don’t lock their doors in public.

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  • SolacefromSilence@fedia.io ⁨38⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Pooping with friends

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Be a kind neighbor, unleash a gutteral animalistic screech to help loosen their bowels and shorten their visit.

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  rattle rattle

  “Uh! Wh-who is it?!”

  RATTLE RATTLE

  “Uh … occupied!”

  BAM BAM BAM “UUARRRRRGH! UUARRRRRGH!”

  “I, uh … j-just you wait until I-”

  BANG BANG BANG! "UUARRGLE! UUARRGLE!

  “Right, you! What’s your-”

  Bathroom is empty.

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Tried this the other day at a tourist spot and the door wasn’t locked.

  I will never unsee.

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• tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Lemme scoot over and make some room for you on the toilet.

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  • Mr_Fish@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Spread your legs I’ll piss through the gap. Don’t worry I have good aim

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    • toothpaste_sandwich@thebrainbin.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Now there's an image.

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    • NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If you’ve pissed without pants on you know it doesn’t matter how well your aim is, you’re always taking some stray’s

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• Demdaru@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Every workplace ever. Coupled with comment about always taken toilet (I swear to god some people forget they have to go until they see someone head in the toilets general direction)

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• Rooskie91@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hello, I’m the person on the other side of the door in this meme and JUST KNOCK!

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  • Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Come in!”

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• Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ay, you poopin in there!?

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• realitista@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hurry the fuck up, it’s an emergency!!

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• clucose@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just fart harder!! Show dominance through unaffected pooping.

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