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@testaccount789@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨multitasking🙂‍↕️⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The manliest sport.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨& they keep looking at u to monitor ur reaction😰⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Might perhaps be your father who otherwise gets mad at you for rest of the day, and you still get uncomfortable from whatever shit he says even though it objectively isn’t anything more than a bunch of crap.
  You know, like when he notices you aren’t absolutely rolling with laughter:

  (While full-force tapping back button on his phone) OK, you don’t have to pretend like you care

  “I just…”

  Leave me alone! You won’t even watch anything with me. Am I really that bad? I must be worse than Hitler. All I ever wanted was to have a family, but I guess I wanted too much. FUCK! What did I do to deserve this? I was growing up with a father who beat me and never cared about me. Perhaps I should have been like that, and then you would’ve liked me.

  (Yelling at dog) Get away from me! You don’t have to pretend to like me either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When your partner asks where you learned that⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am pretty sure I know the audio, but it was used in a video where the guy was dressed as a hot femboy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe three towels⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …you may want to visit the ER.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best Friend 🫂⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It better not…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t cry over spilled milk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boom⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I also sometimes piss without shitting myself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Directed by Quentin Tarantino, full title - Gravity 2: The feat of space travel, which definitely isn’t a pun.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally paid off my Costco hotdog in 4 easy installments!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  AliExpress has that too:
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enough⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That assumes I won’t keep pausing the show to think.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  metric-time.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Orthopedics⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d want to get a finger trackball, but they’re kind of expensive. Something like Kensington Orbit.
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No fear!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought that was just my father.
  He also told me many times how that was their chewing gum.

  And also the bottle of mercury they used to pour down a slide.
  Oh, and also the tradition of melting lead on Christmas and pouring it into water, getting prediction of the future.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Sounds of Silence⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, Trump referring to Jeremy Hansen:

  And the 4 brave astronauts of Artemis II are our modern-day, you really are modern-day pioneers, all of you. And one of them happens to be a neighbor. You know who that is, right? You have a special person over there, a neighbor. And, uh, we like our neighbor.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Her: your feed says a lot about you. My feed:⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve already seen this one.