forklift

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• univers3man@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Don’t end up like Klaus!

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja7ap6AEuYU&pp=ygUOS2xhdXMgZm9ya2xpZnQ%3D

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Any they try to say the Germans don’t have a sense of humor

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    • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Did you see the advert the German lift company did after the Louvre got robbed?

      They definitely do have a sense of humour

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  • testaccount789@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Just yesterday I was thinking of buying it on DVD (used). It’s even available on Blu-ray.

    Anyway, the YouTube uploads are low quality, here’s a better one: archive.org/details/forklift-driver-klaus

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    • univers3man@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s awesome! I will have to get the physical copy, I didn’t even know it was sold!

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  • virku@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    We watched this as a part of the class when I got my fork lift driving license.

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    • univers3man@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s awesome! I find that for me, learning with humor involved makes it stick a lot more.

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  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Thank you for posting the obligatory Klaus video.

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  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s exactly why we didn’t have forklift cert required for small forklifts in 2 of the places I worked!

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• LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    LORDSMEGMA, NO.

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    • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      LORDSMEGMA, YES, GOOD!

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  • FrChazzz@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Knowing what I know of lift-trucks, the mechanics necessary to make that jump boggles the mind

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    • turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’d definitely need to be a BIG rubber band

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• AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I run a loader (oversized forklift basically) for work, had a truck driver ask me to lift him to the top of his semi trailer with my forks so he could undo the netting covering the load.

  Abso-fucking-lutely not. Insane to even ask lol.

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  • zout@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If a truck driver asks this at my job, there's a big chance he's asked to leave and never come back. We'll also inform his employer.

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    • AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Buddy was from down south bringing up a shipment from one of the other labs that’s a part of the company I work for, never seen him before and probably never will. Only reason he wasn’t asked to leave is because that was a shipment of a clients samples that needed to be returned. Boss definitely wasn’t happy he even asked that though.

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    • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Had a guy do this to me once. Straight up shot him dead, 's what we did.

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Looking at you, Klaus.

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• silver_wings_of_morning@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Aber Klaus…

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• FrChazzz@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  We’re doing forklifts again?

  I worked for Home Depot and it is the only job where I just left one day and never went back. My only regret was not grabbing my apron with my forklift certification on it.

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• pieberry@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Years ago, I once started a new warehouse job, and on day 4, as I was moving inventory on a pallet jack, I see a guy in a forklift zipping by…wearing headphones…plugged into an ipod.

  Everyone just accepted this. I didn’t, and I quit at the end of my shift, and told them why. I wasn’t about to get killed by someone driving a forklift who can’t hear their surroundings. Maybe I overreacted, but with how common forklift accidents are, I wasn’t taking the chance.

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• RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yeah because punk is when you let the government tell you what to do.

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Your forklift obedience will be enforced by the laws of physics!

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Also, radar, aeroplane and laser

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• Mac@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Heed the safety triangle!!!

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  • Mcdolan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I almost succeeded in forgetting about that.

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• nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Dying to do you job for your boss faster is the opposite of punk rock.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What about making fountains of blood? Is that punk rock?

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• melsaskca@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’ll never work. That punk is only carrying one forklift blade with him, and he’s not even bending his knees! /s

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