melsaskca

@melsaskca@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If a person who has smoked all their life is cremated, will the process produce cigarette smoke?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m assuming any tar in your lungs would give off a bit of a cigarette odour if isolated, otherwise all you’d smell is that mouthwatering goodness of “crackle”. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people in non-tax states still have to pay import duty?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Because the house always wins.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to maintain?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, you are educated but not yet wise. Humility and respect will get you further down that road more quickly. Everyone carries something worth knowing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would you do if you got message that says "do not look outside"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d check my doorbell camera.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everywhere I go I see this stupid AI gen font⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this Comic Sans Italic?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is passing a kidney stone as a man the real equivalent of a woman giving birth? Where do they register on the pain index/scale?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Any man who has ever had a slight headache knows exactly what it’s like for a woman to go through 12 hours of excruciating labour during birth. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If another country put a hit on a Prime Minister, Governor, President or Leader of a country, how would that person collect the payment?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A “GoFundMe” started by the citizens? /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proving again that men are perpetually stuck in 8th grade sexual humor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “I’m stuck”. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This could be interesting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Brokeback Mountain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True love⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Who is that conservative republican gentleman?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Martha Stewart's actual Halloween costume⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I only give to those with clipboards. They are way better organized at handling their lack of cash. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$1.8 trillion was wiped out from the US stock market yesterday, where did it go?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s on paper. It never existed to begin with. Just like saying the rock in a ditch I found is worth 200 million dollars. Then, when I couldn’t sell it, I revalued it at only 100 million dollars. So, the extra 100 million didn’t go anywhere. “Value” is a truly subjective thing which is encompassed by the old phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do rich people only wear designer clothes? Like, every piece?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No. Just the wannabees and the posers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How I have better social interactions?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Being a bit shy makes things extra hard when it comes to fitting in and socializing. Keep swinging. Good luck and all the best.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If a database is edited before daylight savings time ends (time rolls back), would that corrupt the database?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If the field is defined well it shouldn’t corrupt the database but it may affect sorting during that timespan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The myth of "consensual" choking⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well…I’m no expert. I bow to your superior knowledge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot sauce⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Strangely enough…it brought them back together. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The myth of "consensual" choking⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The British soap opera “Coronation Street” is doing a related story on this currently. Two kids, 18ish, having sex for the first time and he chokes her and she ends up having a stroke because of it. This is not a natural act but something that is heavily intertwined in the internet porn world and we learn by observation a lot of the times.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a scanner where i can put a handful of photos in and it will scan one by one without messing up the pictures?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If it is a huge amount that you will only do once, save some money and hire a local kid to muscle through the pile, unless the pics are of an adult nature.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Milk? Pshaw! Toast? Scoff! Behold and weep...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I ate an almond the other day and thought “Hmm…dry milk”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did I hear powdered toast?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A true hero for our times!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m lost.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You read 10 in a row? Maybe you are the problem then. Use your free will to skip the other nine while chuckling under your breath…“Those wacky kids”…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello my urine angels. 😇⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The only feedback I can think of is…you shouldn’t put urine in your hair. Time waits for no one so quit worrying and enjoy the ride.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two key unions turn on Labor, running attack ads and pulling campaign funds a month out from Victorian election⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Unions getting to big and voting in blocks. It’s not a new thing. Laws need to be passed to protect the workers then two things will happen…1) unions won’t be needed anymore and the workers can save their protection money for other pursuits and 2) workers can now vote their conscience, not what the union boss says.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please, for the love of sanity stop using Reddit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Amen to that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please, for the love of sanity stop using Reddit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is it. This is why.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truly innovative feature for breaking it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pocket sand always wins. Over time, it grinds exceedingly fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨name too hard? brain go ouch! Vote red.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Go Abdul. A vote for Abdul is finally a vote for the people!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does the microwave button have a "popcorn" button when every microwave popcorn brand says "DO NOT USE THE POPCORN BUTTON"?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It was one of the very first early tests to see how much the powers that be could dick with the general population. Quite a lot, as it turned out. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Terrifying⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pumpkin Eugenics goes against the natural order of pumpkins!