ignotum
@ignotum@lemmy.world
- Comment on Pop 45 minutes ago:
- Comment on The real key to getting a great job 2 hours ago:
I studied in my home country but i also have no connections
- Comment on The Nvidia CEO had no chance, if this is how they kiss imagine asian sex 1 day ago:
Are you sure? Because your mother said you are racist, she told me this when i had sex with her last night
This comment isn’t offensive by the way, i know it really sounds like i was making a childish insult, but it totally wasn’t, there isn’t an insulting bone in my body so whatever offense you’ve taken is not my fault
- Comment on Funhole Awareness Month 1 week ago:
Thank you for engaging with my engagement with your content!
Also thank you for the content!
- Comment on Funhole Awareness Month 1 week ago:
CW: human slop
- Comment on I'm over here gooning while you're doing NNN. 1 week ago:
I respect the sanctity of NNN, which is why i will only be edging the entire month
- Comment on Guys, help! 1 week ago:
Haters gonna say it’s Photoshop
Heros gonna say it’s Gimp - Comment on Me_IRL 1 week ago:
Wow missisippi is in the top 100% of states when it comes to education? That’s like a perfect score!
- Comment on Am I a bad person for instantly thinking sexual thoughts when I seen this ad promoting Christianity? 2 weeks ago:
You shouldn’t call people morons that’s rude
Oh wait you said mormons, that’s even worse of an insult!
- Comment on it true 2 weeks ago:
My brain is too smooth any potential thoughts just slide right off of it
- Comment on it true 2 weeks ago:
My brain is too smooth any potential thoughts just slide right off of it
- Comment on Show me what slimed you. 2 weeks ago:
I guess i was one of the unlucky 14
- Comment on types of yellow 3 weeks ago:
Benjamin notanyellow
- Comment on unfactorizable 3 weeks ago:
“we’ll brute force it, but to save some time we’ll start at 5 since noone would ever be stupid enough to use a number smaller than that”
- Comment on Priorities Set Straight. Arroof! 4 weeks ago:
How does that help? I guess we could take away their fancy tools they use for stalking their ex girlfriends, but that’ll just free up more of their day which they’ll then spend on beating their wives and shooting random bystanders
We could also probably expose a bunch of them as paedophiles, but that just gives them extra street cred among other ICE officers and the ruling party, so that’ll also backfire
- Comment on Drink up 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Equilibrium (2002) 5 weeks ago:
First time I’ve seen “ersatz” used in the wild, unless you count the animated web series
- Comment on I've bought seven of them 5 weeks ago:
If i attempted a marathon i wouldn’t shit myself.
My body would fail me and i would fall over dead after 10 minutes of running
And then i would shit myself, but posthumous doesn’t count
- Comment on RIP 🚽 5 weeks ago:
Yeah i can’t tell you how much time i’ve saved by no longer having to flush each one individually, countless hours
- Comment on Future is going swell... 5 weeks ago:
I see an image, maybe it has a single line of text, then i’m onto the next one, maybe it’s not as bad as those others, but it probably isn’t great for me either 🙈
- Comment on Future is going swell... 5 weeks ago:
Does that include lemmy?
- Comment on 'Tis the season 1 month ago:
That would keep them out of OPs butt, and i do not think that is the goal
- Comment on Yeah, It's Addiction 1 month ago:
Many people have tried to rid themselves of that addiction, and some have almost done it, sadly they have all died just moments before they succeeded
- Comment on School Nurses 1 month ago:
The nurse doesn’t want to deal with all that, so they just call ICE and get the student deported or shot
- Comment on School Nurses 1 month ago:
I thought the american healthsystems policy would be to give you enough opiates to get you addicted, then send you home with a 100k+ bill, sounds like you got off easy
- Comment on Where did I go wrong? 1 month ago:
Don’t listen to this, this is lies spread by sea monsters to make us put lights on our boats, making them easier to spot
- Comment on Put it in my veins 1 month ago:
If a cup 'o joe doesn’t fix it, try a second one
If you start shaking but you’re still tired, idunno try crack maybe?
- Comment on Never clean 1 month ago:
Yeah I’ve heard that the premade stuff you sometimes find in the freezer section doesn’t have quite the same kick to it
- Comment on Never clean 1 month ago:
I would, but there aren’t any stores nearby that sells it
- Comment on Never clean 1 month ago:
Water doesn’t get hot enough, that’s why i usually wash plastic containers in hot frying oil
