ignotum

@ignotum@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My account is too old? You’re telling me Nicole likes them young?

  I no longer like Nicole

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you Nicole-by-proxy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"You should probably just throw it away"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No no no

  You dump it in some third world country, out of sight out of mind

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I will continue to talk about Nicole until she finally notices me! (Haven’t received a message yet, I feel left out)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you plead?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My pleading never gets me to the 2nd, let alone the 5th base

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking hell⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You just ordered a thousand litres of milk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking hell⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When I’m in Denmark and have to say 92 I just say “kamelåså”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Book now for 2025's most on-theme cruise destination⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So sad that it should come to this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone help me identify this vintage computer?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why? OP was asking about information on the computer, not on me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alcohol solves problems, water creates them.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a common misconception that pee is stored in the balls,
  The balls are actually for storing microplastics

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Makes an LV Hand Bag Men a Timeless Investment?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sir this is a shitpost community, not a shit post community

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was an accident, I clicked the Later button so hard it pierced the gas main.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s basically how it went for me as well, though I reinstalled windows like 3 times after an automatic update bricked the computer, before I gave up and went full linux

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BRASSICAS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Animals turn into crab, plant turn outfrom cabbage

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The science is divided⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I assume John Cena is standing there and we just can’t see him

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not the Toll Roads Notification of Toll Evasion!!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🎶If you don’t want into the debt hole🎶

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rock on Fedi⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  for those about to Lemmy

  I’m already lemmying, I’m lemmying so hard right now, if lemmying was a crime I’d be a wanted war criminal, I haven’t seen my family in months because I’ve been lemmying 24/7, if I got one cent each time I lemmied I’d have 0.00000001% of what Elon musk earns in a day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nice try guy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t do that. Go back to what you were doing WHILE it’s ringing, don’t let your time go to waste

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ligma⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Tar

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're in the endgame now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Branches are too big, the one orange leaf of government

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why the long gill?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Human embryo: alien looking blob
  Shark embryo: happy little fella

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's either carbon monockside or bedbuges⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes it is, carcinisation has struck again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spotted in a Mall bathroom. What is wrong with people? I didn't die soon enough⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re allowed to pee there, but you have to scoop it up and bring it with you when you leave

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We got Lemmy Shitpost before we got GTA VI⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Clever, he hid his shit fetish inside his shit take

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As an English language pedant, I find this text message mildly infuriating.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Stopn’t

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the woke left is always like “we need less shootings” gun control so kids can’t commit domestic terror. but the right says i get wolf pussy so they win.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Regular porn, they know better than to ban the furry stuff, the entire IT sector would strike and bring the nation to its knees

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the woke left is always like “we need less shootings” gun control so kids can’t commit domestic terror. but the right says i get wolf pussy so they win.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s nowo escaping the pathowogen, juwust give uwup, accept yowur fate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One day...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  me finally having the time and money

  Tell me you’re not an American without saying you’re not American

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Production⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Who’s gonna tell Zucc that it only works on organic beings?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The rest of the world looking at the state of US democracy [Day 51]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The Florida has metastasized, i’m afraid is terminal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam has the best UI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Gambling? Don’t give steam credit for EAs hard work!