ignotum

@ignotum@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨when banned for being a silly lil guy⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Good, we don’t tolerate any level of sillyness here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Source: Trust me, bro⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “do you know why i pulled you over?”
  “No?”
  “license, registration, and name of the hentai that girl on the hood is from please”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say when!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My brain is too smooth, the beans would slide right off it and fall into my mouth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My wife would still say its not clean enough⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Recharge? Like electricity? Everyone knows roombas live off of the dust they eat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A masturbator⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Life goals

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨forklift⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  LORDSMEGMA, YES, GOOD!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🚨 update: justified ban!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for your report vigilant citizen. The court appointed death squad has been deployed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I prefer mine with the bone⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The only food i like to eat with the bone still in, is burritos

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alternative medicine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The issue is that alternative forms of medicine are most often studied scientifically and either found to work (upgraded to medicine) but more often than not it is found to have no greater effect than placebo or random chance, but these alternatives continue to be practiced, meaning people end up getting ineffective care, and their money is funneled into an industry incentivised to discredit and spread distrust towards real proven medicine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me in a dream when I think of something interesting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh damn that is a good idea, i’m stealing it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🚨 update: justified ban!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The courts have found your attempts to circumvent the new rules concerning.

  A restraining order has been placed on you, effective immediately you are not allowed to be within 100m of any organism classified under the kingdom animalia.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The weight of responsibility, the knowledge of coming glory⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Poop knife

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chirp⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Me when I hear echoes on the wind (i’m not gonna heed them)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Christian nationalists Joel Webbon and Wesley Todd agree that "women need to shut up"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “stupid shit”
  “so true king”

  Christ that’s cringy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds beautiful⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t quite catch that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uncle Ben was a racist⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And with great wealth comes pedophilia for some reason

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's plenty to go around⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a corn shortage?

  But what about my crippling corn addiction?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You needed to exhibit at least one to be admitted to the "lunatic asylum"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Bible says you can beat slaves as much as you want as long as they dont immediately die or lose body parts,
  I guess they used rules similar to that, if it’s in the good book it must be good

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seein' more than breasts here⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer breasts with the skin still on it, and preferably attached to a living human

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On Copilot, the logo for Analyst looks like anal beads.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At work we once had a memo begging people to stop using “anal” as shorthand for analysis/analyser when naming things in the codebase (anal_res being a favourite)

  Literally 1984

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What degenerate would do this ?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do i need to get diabetes to get into the sexy bear camp?

  Second question; how many bags of sugar do i need to eat to get diabeetus?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks civilised to me.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If the legs were only on the ground, then it would be a featherless biped

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Angles don't seem to work for me?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  "Get anglemogged idiot"

  • the artists working on the show
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wasted life when it's all about money⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Has money AND is about to die?
  That’s the dream isn’t it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doing it now⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Neurons activated

  Endorphins released

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨get quacked idiot!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not the size of the stack that matters, it’s how you use it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨get quacked idiot!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not anymore, the council has decided to rescind your personhood

  You’ve been person’t’ed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨get quacked idiot!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t object, it’s just a comment on a comment commenting on a comment commenting on a comment to a comment on Fatal error: recursion limit reached

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨get quacked idiot!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t take it personally, it’s just a comment on a comment commenting on a comment to a comment on a meme

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨get quacked idiot!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop being annoyed by it. It’s a comment on a comment on a meme, get over it.