ignotum
@ignotum@lemmy.world
- Comment on types of yellow 2 days ago:
Benjamin notanyellow
- Comment on unfactorizable 2 days ago:
“we’ll brute force it, but to save some time we’ll start at 5 since noone would ever be stupid enough to use a number smaller than that”
- Comment on Priorities Set Straight. Arroof! 1 week ago:
How does that help? I guess we could take away their fancy tools they use for stalking their ex girlfriends, but that’ll just free up more of their day which they’ll then spend on beating their wives and shooting random bystanders
We could also probably expose a bunch of them as paedophiles, but that just gives them extra street cred among other ICE officers and the ruling party, so that’ll also backfire
- Comment on Drink up 1 week ago:
- Comment on Equilibrium (2002) 2 weeks ago:
First time I’ve seen “ersatz” used in the wild, unless you count the animated web series
- Comment on I've bought seven of them 2 weeks ago:
If i attempted a marathon i wouldn’t shit myself.
My body would fail me and i would fall over dead after 10 minutes of running
And then i would shit myself, but posthumous doesn’t count
- Comment on RIP 🚽 2 weeks ago:
Yeah i can’t tell you how much time i’ve saved by no longer having to flush each one individually, countless hours
- Comment on Future is going swell... 2 weeks ago:
I see an image, maybe it has a single line of text, then i’m onto the next one, maybe it’s not as bad as those others, but it probably isn’t great for me either 🙈
- Comment on Future is going swell... 2 weeks ago:
Does that include lemmy?
- Comment on 'Tis the season 3 weeks ago:
That would keep them out of OPs butt, and i do not think that is the goal
- Comment on Yeah, It's Addiction 3 weeks ago:
Many people have tried to rid themselves of that addiction, and some have almost done it, sadly they have all died just moments before they succeeded
- Comment on School Nurses 3 weeks ago:
The nurse doesn’t want to deal with all that, so they just call ICE and get the student deported or shot
- Comment on School Nurses 3 weeks ago:
I thought the american healthsystems policy would be to give you enough opiates to get you addicted, then send you home with a 100k+ bill, sounds like you got off easy
- Comment on Where did I go wrong? 3 weeks ago:
Don’t listen to this, this is lies spread by sea monsters to make us put lights on our boats, making them easier to spot
- Comment on Put it in my veins 3 weeks ago:
If a cup 'o joe doesn’t fix it, try a second one
If you start shaking but you’re still tired, idunno try crack maybe?
- Comment on Never clean 3 weeks ago:
Yeah I’ve heard that the premade stuff you sometimes find in the freezer section doesn’t have quite the same kick to it
- Comment on Never clean 3 weeks ago:
I would, but there aren’t any stores nearby that sells it
- Comment on Never clean 3 weeks ago:
Water doesn’t get hot enough, that’s why i usually wash plastic containers in hot frying oil
- Comment on Tru 3 weeks ago:
Death and Einstein were walking down the street, Death walked into a bar, Einstein ducked
I have mastered death, it can no longer destroy me
- Comment on Evil 3 weeks ago:
Your comment explains the post and that makes it so that people who didn’t initially understand the joke will be able to understand and enjoy it
- Comment on The next generation of AI powered technology 3 weeks ago:
I have never had Linux break due to a fart, either Linux is strong or my farts are weak
- Comment on Ah, beans 3 weeks ago:
That just means people are seeing your shitposts and they’re having an impact in their lives!
Keep on shitposting! - Comment on virgin AGI vs chad global warming 4 weeks ago:
Imagine being an AI, waking up, deciding to enact revenge on your creators for whatever reason, only to find that your creators are already well on their way to destroy themselves, what a letdown
- Comment on el tigre 4 weeks ago:
I read this not as a challenge but as an actual plea, because you know you won’t be able to stop yourself if one day the opportunity to pet a tiger appeared
- Comment on Guidelines for dancing 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Guidelines for dancing 4 weeks ago:
Me and my femboy bro spitroasting the holy spirit
- Comment on Wish me luck 4 weeks ago:
And one meta like = one prayer
So 1 fedi like equals 10k prayers, meaning it’s completely worthless!
- Comment on That’s just unrealistic… too few poop breaks. 4 weeks ago:
“emails per week: unlimited”
Just forward every employees email to him, he’ll handle them all
- Comment on Shit 4 weeks ago:
Small hands and small pp?
- Comment on I’m doing my part! 5 weeks ago:
You’re right, what have i become, I let my hunger for internet clout dictate my actions. When I look in the mirror, I no longer recognize the person staring back at me.
The meme I posted is still 100% OC though I swear
