ignotum

@ignotum@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Tis the season⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That would keep them out of OPs butt, and i do not think that is the goal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah, It's Addiction⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Many people have tried to rid themselves of that addiction, and some have almost done it, sadly they have all died just moments before they succeeded

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨School Nurses⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The nurse doesn’t want to deal with all that, so they just call ICE and get the student deported or shot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨School Nurses⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought the american healthsystems policy would be to give you enough opiates to get you addicted, then send you home with a 100k+ bill, sounds like you got off easy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where did I go wrong?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t listen to this, this is lies spread by sea monsters to make us put lights on our boats, making them easier to spot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Put it in my veins⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If a cup 'o joe doesn’t fix it, try a second one

  If you start shaking but you’re still tired, idunno try crack maybe?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never clean⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I’ve heard that the premade stuff you sometimes find in the freezer section doesn’t have quite the same kick to it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never clean⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I would, but there aren’t any stores nearby that sells it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never clean⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Water doesn’t get hot enough, that’s why i usually wash plastic containers in hot frying oil

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tru⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Death and Einstein were walking down the street, Death walked into a bar, Einstein ducked

  I have mastered death, it can no longer destroy me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evil⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Your comment explains the post and that makes it so that people who didn’t initially understand the joke will be able to understand and enjoy it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The next generation of AI powered technology⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have never had Linux break due to a fart, either Linux is strong or my farts are weak

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah, beans⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That just means people are seeing your shitposts and they’re having an impact in their lives!
  Keep on shitposting!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨virgin AGI vs chad global warming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine being an AI, waking up, deciding to enact revenge on your creators for whatever reason, only to find that your creators are already well on their way to destroy themselves, what a letdown

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨el tigre⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I read this not as a challenge but as an actual plea, because you know you won’t be able to stop yourself if one day the opportunity to pet a tiger appeared

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guidelines for dancing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guidelines for dancing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Me and my femboy bro spitroasting the holy spirit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wish me luck⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And one meta like = one prayer

  So 1 fedi like equals 10k prayers, meaning it’s completely worthless!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That’s just unrealistic… too few poop breaks.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “emails per week: unlimited”

  Just forward every employees email to him, he’ll handle them all

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Small hands and small pp?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m doing my part!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re right, what have i become, I let my hunger for internet clout dictate my actions. When I look in the mirror, I no longer recognize the person staring back at me.

  The meme I posted is still 100% OC though I swear

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TELL ME⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  roflmao even

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m doing my part!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am rubber you are glue, all your repost accusations bounce off me and stick to you

  Checkmate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m doing my part!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Prove it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feels good to give others compliments and lifts their spirits⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And if it is generated by grok then it is in fact made by fascist code

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every. Time.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  you did such a big grocery shop, and best of all, you used the reusable bags!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m doing my part!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Look at this cool meme i found:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Title goes here⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ew, yeah, i also wouldn’t trust a computer running windows

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨zoos-el, no!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just make up some epic quest and toss them out of the house, they’ll be fine they can fend for themselves

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I remember⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Im glad I could share something with you
  Sometimes dreams can come true
  Im happy that I could have a laugh with you
  On the internet