ignotum
@ignotum@lemmy.world
- Comment on Got a little drunk last week gave money to a cult. Again. 18 hours ago:
Guessing the annoying orange or someone in his cabinet has called it a cult
- Comment on Guaranteed to save you money 2 days ago:
Thought i was on c/frugal for a moment
- Comment on When your girlfriend says her bones ache 4 days ago:
Oof ouch owie
- Comment on Gots your stuff 5 days ago:
Me if i was a thief
- Comment on Straight from the CDC 6 days ago:
Getting high and screaming instead of getting the measles vaccine does sound like something rfk could have said tbh
- Comment on This one goes out to Dennis Prager 1 week ago:
Pennis Drager
- Comment on you're untapped value 1 week ago:
It’s basic thermonomics, you learn it at busineering school
- Comment on I've heard New Yorkers are devastated 1 week ago:
Kid rock probably only had to refund a low number of tickets as very few were planning to go to his show
- Comment on She strongly disagrees 1 week ago:
Matthew 10 is one of my favourites
34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
36 And a man’s foes shall be they of his own household.
37 He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.
You love your family? Straight to hell with you! Jesus is jealous
- Comment on Happy Christmas 1 week ago:
And it better jiggle right, i have a degree in jigglephysics so i’ll notice
- Comment on Good way to relate to your school teacher 1 week ago:
Literally 1984
- Comment on Caption to Follow 1 week ago:
I followed the caption, now i’m missing a kidney
Stranger danger
- Comment on "I used to be with it" 3 weeks ago:
Why? What did the card ever do to deserve that?
- Comment on eel butts 3 weeks ago:
Maybe your leg-tails are, but my leg-tails appear to be separate from my spine
- Comment on I don't get it 3 weeks ago:
*explanation*
- Comment on "I used to be with it" 3 weeks ago:
It’s what nazis and christians burned before books were invented
- Comment on eel butts 3 weeks ago:
Everything after the butt is a tail?
Are my legs tails? - Comment on Existential Questions 3 weeks ago:
Have you no compassion? Think of the poor desolute shareholders, they need you, they need your labour, it is your duty as a fellow human being to do everything to make their numbers go up is it not?
- Comment on Poor doggo 4 weeks ago:
Nice! I love godot!
- Comment on Poor doggo 4 weeks ago:
.god si drow eht ,god
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Okay i did that, but now they’re calling me a supervillain
I give up!
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
I do that too but noone calls be a superhero smh
- Comment on m̗͚o̟̻t̼̣͕͔h̪e̳ ̨̩̯i̠͕̙͔̞͖s̢͙ ͓̣̳̝̬͙s̻̞̙̝͜of͏̤̺̭͚̦t̠e̻̪ 4 weeks ago:
Real memes from the Sur region of france?
- Comment on Chicago fighting ICE 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Average town: 5 weeks ago:
It’s called hentai and it’s art!
- Comment on Every time! 5 weeks ago:
And then jump out of them
At least that’s what i get an urge to do every time i have to use windows
- Comment on Chicago fighting ICE 5 weeks ago:
Drove away with unslashed tires, sad
- Comment on What is a "Jerk Hut? 5 weeks ago:
Nobody out-jerks the hut
- Comment on I Quit 1 month ago:
I thought poor people were poor because they spend all their money on avocado toast, while rich people eat bootstraps or something like that
- Comment on when hell freezes 1 month ago:
Day 3 of my infiltration, they’ve accepted me as one of their own, they’re nun the wiser