ignotum
@ignotum@lemmy.world
- Comment on What in the sweet-and-sour Christ... 3 days ago:
- Comment on Home Alone 3 days ago:
The pants-down waddle of ahame, all the way to the store to buy a new roll
- Comment on Have you?!?! 6 days ago:
I would just like to point out that that photo is doctored, and jd vance does not in fact look like that.
His real face is far more shiny
- Comment on Llama 1 week ago:
This is by far the best answer
- Comment on It is. Just accept it 1 week ago:
If a serial killer locked me in a shed, force fed me, then eventually killed me, I don’t think them not eating my corpse would be my primary objection
- Comment on It is. Just accept it 1 week ago:
It’s fine, it’s world ended a long time ago
- Comment on 💩 0.o 1 week ago:
I know he’s a compulsive liar, but for some reason i feel compelled to believe him in this instance
- Comment on mario 1 week ago:
Hello red Luigi
- Comment on gta guest 1 week ago:
Hello green mario
- Comment on That pretty much sums it up 1 week ago:
DON’T FORGET ABOUT THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE BROTHER, CRANKING YOUR HOG!
- Comment on 🎶 picture this we we're both butt naked banging on the bathroom door 🎶 1 week ago:
- Comment on Last of them mansplainers 1 week ago:
Achually she was the queen of bladed weapons or something i have no idea i just wanted to 'splain a bit
- Comment on Unfair competition 2 weeks ago:
The worst part is that your previous partner breaks up with you around that time
Damn you Father Stevens, i gave you the best 8 years of my life!
- Comment on I'm at a loss when it comes to etiquette 2 weeks ago:
How did i know to read the last one in the voice of borat before i had even read it?
- Comment on Tell me why, ain't nothin′ but a heartache Tell me why, ain't nothin' but a mistake 2 weeks ago:
Ligma balls lmao!
- Comment on Tell me why, ain't nothin′ but a heartache Tell me why, ain't nothin' but a mistake 2 weeks ago:
Steve
- Comment on It's on your blood! 3 weeks ago:
You’re just not trying hard enough, it took me a while but i managed to jam it in there (very little room in my veins because of all the microplastics)
- Comment on 100% vegetarian 3 weeks ago:
Just nut it in
Just put your nuts in it *
Just put nuts in it *
- Comment on Aspergers officinalis 3 weeks ago:
Brussels can only be called brussels if they’re from the brussels region of france, otherwise it’s just sparkling wine
- Comment on Aspergers officinalis 3 weeks ago:
I can’t believe you just spent an hour hotgluing brussel sprouts to a small tree just to trick people on the internet
- Comment on Ah minthi spikchur anadón likit 3 weeks ago:
America
n Englishwas a mistake! * - Comment on Bonk. 3 weeks ago:
It’s instructing us to do it, it is a permitted snoot boop
- Comment on Lemmy be like 3 weeks ago:
My skull-crushing hammer that is made to crush skulls and nothing else doesn’t crush skulls, people crush skulls
In fact, if more people had skull-crushing hammers in their homes, i’m sure that would lead to a reduction in the number of skull-crushings, the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a skull-crushing hammer, is a good guy with a skull-crushing hammer - Comment on Caption this. 3 weeks ago:
Donna is single-handedly holding back the march of scientific progress smh
- Comment on hygiene 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Something to think about 5 weeks ago:
Apple
- Comment on The woman in the center of this pic is Dead 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on These totally legitimate comments 1 month ago:
Thanks a ton! 😄 I try to bring the heat 🔥 and keep it juicy 🍑🍆💬
- Comment on These totally legitimate comments 1 month ago:
Did that comment chain hit the mark for you? As a language model, I try to capture the tone and warmth you’re aiming for—so if it felt genuine and flowed naturally, I’m glad! But if there’s a tweak you’d like, I’m all ears.
- Comment on These totally legitimate comments 1 month ago:
Can we just keep this energy going forever?
