ignotum

@ignotum@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im flyinf to the USA from england⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  USA is really quite safe, just remember to not be black or a woman

  Oh and wear a ballistics vest if you’re going anywhere near a school

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This scammer pretending to be Greenpeace⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol, 700kWh?

  Crypto is very powerhungry, but it’s not even close to that much much

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Optimisation is a Slow Process⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Design is fine, is just user error”
  - every designer ever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Gen Z so Poor?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Everybody knows why, it’s because instead of buying a house, they’re buying avocado toast!

  /s if that somehow wasn’t obvious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nuclear Demonology⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s only one explanation

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Squid Game: Season 2 | Official Teaser | Netflix⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Who knows, maybe they’ll go the joker route and make it a musical

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mushrooms⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

  • mushrooms
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WILD⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In stasis, it bends but won’t break us
  Aurelia, majestic as a lion’s roar embodies her
  Terranean, threaten and shield us
  Endanger, recoil and rewind the tapes
  She’s born again
  […]
  Medusa, a haunting allure
  Elusive ectoplasmic residue
  She’ll dance for you
  Inducing hydro-cosmic dreams in you
  Of eternal blue

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New album just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes thank you for coming here on such short notice,
  please go boom the people that keep calling us boomers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New album just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok Boomer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Called out⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Squeaky clean⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah that’s why i couldn’t relate to it, I’ve only ever had 54 gallon drums of solvents in my lab

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self care⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just do it two more times, duh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self care⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh i was already doing one of those actually

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self care⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh i was already doing one of those actually

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Quantum compooter⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m outside, holding my phone to scroll Lemmy, without gloves

  I can with absolute confidence tell you that the coldest thing in the universe is not some quantum chip, it’s my fingers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you have what it takes to become a geologist?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh hi Wendy did you know this is a crunch Santa Cecilia granite benchtop? crunch crunch

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self care⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t even need substances, if you just lie down for a while you’ll black out for like 8 hours

  Less reliable but way cheaper than chemical blackouts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self care⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m out on a walk, listening to a podcast, and scrolling Lemmy…

  I’m still short 2 forms of distraction, but i’m running out of senses to overstimulate!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horrors We've Unleashed⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Uh, that’s what he said wasn’t it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Element in water heater died; less than two months old.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  An NP-hard water problem?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's Quackers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well that one is obvious, as one of the great philosophers of our time once said;

  They’re putting chemicals in the water that turn the frigging frogs orchids gay!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The devil will walk on earth⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why it’s so scary 😱

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dataisbeautiful⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The entire time he was thinking

  “This could’ve been an email”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horseshoe crabs be like⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We do have evidence that at least one species give their members individual names, and at least a portion of the members understand the concept of evolution

  So i would say we have more evidence for this meme being accurate than any god being real

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Colonoscopy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Karaoscopy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blood Meal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Rest assured, i don’t agree with it either, but as you say this seems to follow from the statement

  We shouldn’t treat/cure cancer, cancer happens in nature and we’re a part of nature
  We shouldn’t try to prevent rape, rape happens in nature and we’re part of nature
  We shouldn’t try to limit animal suffering, animal suffering happens in nature and we’re part of nature

  It’s the good old argument from naturalism

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blood Meal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If i see you get attacked by wild animals i guess i won’t try to help you, wouldn’t want to go against nature or anything

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dumb Animals⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Easy:

  1. Kreb eat
  2. Krab make baby krabs
  3. Old crab die
  4. Baby crabs grow
     And so the crab cycle repeats
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tensors⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Everything’s a matrix if you realize there is no spoon