ignotum

@ignotum@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I remember⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Im glad I could share something with you
  Sometimes dreams can come true
  Im happy that I could have a laugh with you
  On the internet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I remember⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re right it is super funny Thank you for stopping by.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I remember⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Quitting Lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mayor says he heard gun shots as he saw a black man running. He jumped in his pickup, chased him down and pointed a shotgun at his chest. Cops came and said it was fireworks behind the library⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Running from what you assume to be gunfire while black now forbidden

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This had to be a terrifying way to go⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t badmouth pointy stick, pointy stick kills beasts, pointy stick puts food on the table, pointy stick good

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah so i can say “human infested planet” then

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not saying you should...⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A bit early to talk about that, 9/11 is still two months and three days away

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans? Deans? Fucking amateurs…⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Otherwise it’s just sparkling food

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Tf???”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Learning the hard way that the titanium nail pistol is not a toy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Tf???”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t have shit in Detroit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wonder sometimes if a depressed man that masturbates is actually a tear jerker.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been feeling really pressed lately, so maybe i’ll try that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did someone say Dean posting?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a paddlin’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My M.O.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I made this

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good shot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Priest who looks suspiciously like Elon Musk: “what no that’s not what I…god meant”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well OK then⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Beating someone off is a reward,
  beating someone off when they are still sore from coming on your property mere moments earlier, that’s borderline a warcrime

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorry, not sorry 🫘⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  😂😂😂 Who did this 😂😂😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh my! 🫘 👁️🫦👁️⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna molest all over a bunch of beans for lunch today and there ain’t nothing anybody can do to stop me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh my! 🫘 👁️🫦👁️⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t make beans horny,
  but beans can make me horny

  Just look at those curves goddamn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Downvoted!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Minus and minus is plus, i learned that in maffs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mildly infuriating⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m out of the loop, what is so special about Finnish doms?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One of the lowercase m is actually an r + n, and the other isn't.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One of the lowercase m is actually an r + n, and the other isn't.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What does improper rnean?

  What?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my_mobilek_irl⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  (mobi)liek if u cri evrytiem :,(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only I could power them with my disappointment⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a nice shower speaker that, when low on power, begins beeping every 5 seconds, with at least three times the volume of the music

  I get it, just give me 2 goddamn minutes to finish showering and then I’ll charge you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tbh I get it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think of farm when sexing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peacock has ads when pausing a movie to read the text⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well they need to pay their teams of engineers dedicated to adding ads everywhere, that ain’t cheap!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Back When YouTube Was Good⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s impossible, it has to be ai or something

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meme check point.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simply Bananas⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Alright, I’ve noted you down as boggled 👍