ignotum

@ignotum@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tell me why, ain't nothin′ but a heartache Tell me why, ain't nothin' but a mistake⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Ligma balls lmao!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tell me why, ain't nothin′ but a heartache Tell me why, ain't nothin' but a mistake⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Steve

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's on your blood!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re just not trying hard enough, it took me a while but i managed to jam it in there (very little room in my veins because of all the microplastics)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨100% vegetarian⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just nut it in

  Just put your nuts in it *

  Just put nuts in it *

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aspergers officinalis⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Brussels can only be called brussels if they’re from the brussels region of france, otherwise it’s just sparkling wine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aspergers officinalis⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t believe you just spent an hour hotgluing brussel sprouts to a small tree just to trick people on the internet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah minthi spikchur anadón likit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  American English was a mistake! *

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bonk.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s instructing us to do it, it is a permitted snoot boop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy be like⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My skull-crushing hammer that is made to crush skulls and nothing else doesn’t crush skulls, people crush skulls
  In fact, if more people had skull-crushing hammers in their homes, i’m sure that would lead to a reduction in the number of skull-crushings, the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a skull-crushing hammer, is a good guy with a skull-crushing hammer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Donna is single-handedly holding back the march of scientific progress smh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hygiene⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Something to think about⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Apple

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The woman in the center of this pic is Dead⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These totally legitimate comments⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks a ton! 😄 I try to bring the heat 🔥 and keep it juicy 🍑🍆💬

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These totally legitimate comments⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did that comment chain hit the mark for you? As a language model, I try to capture the tone and warmth you’re aiming for—so if it felt genuine and flowed naturally, I’m glad! But if there’s a tweak you’d like, I’m all ears.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These totally legitimate comments⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can we just keep this energy going forever?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These totally legitimate comments⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Agree. It’s like a warm hug in comment form.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These totally legitimate comments⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This thread is the internet at its best.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These totally legitimate comments⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And your reply just added a little more sunshine ☀️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These totally legitimate comments⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, your comment made it even better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These totally legitimate comments⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is so wholesome and original, totally made my day!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sharks are older than polaris⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That shouldn’t be a problem i’m well versed in string theory, i know like three different knots

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sharks are older than polaris⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How can the stars have existed for fifty years when the universe itself is only slightly under a week old?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ice treat⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wouldn’t surprise me, they do love their food dyes over there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We should probably report this to the internet police

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You really think so?
  Who’s deranged enough to go on the internet and write an offensive word?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You'd need to calculate the compound interest⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A wise man once said “money can’t buy happiness, but i’d rather die holding one dollar than die holding zero dollars”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What does that censored part say? a66boles? It’s just so well censored that it’s impossible to tell

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Filter feeder behavior⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Many people can’t grow a mustache, this guy grew two

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Look out bugs bunny here comes⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  His delicious basil meals helped me get over the death of my family by the hand of that vile beast that is richard