ignotum

@ignotum@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm literally a thinking lump of fat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The core is metal, the outer shell is hard rock, i would assume what’s inbetween is a mix of pop and smooth jazz maybe?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're trying to charge Luigi with terrorism! Imagine that!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The kids were already born, they don’t give a shit about them after that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm an empath⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, i didn’t like you, but now that you’ve explained what you do and how you feel, i now see that you, Matt Walsh, are really the victim in all this 😢

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for answers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Learn from history and do it better this time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do linux users have wives?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I know, i was also joking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do linux users have wives?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re married to it then i guess it counts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pro-tip for this capitalistic hellscape⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Animal food? was she feeding her child hay or something?

  Salad is animal food, and human food, are you abusive if you give your kid salad?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what a moment to live⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FIGHT⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why not
  they don’t give a shit about kids, after they’re born that is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wait, my body's own heat is enough? Always has been.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry, me heaters are set to 16°C 😢
  In my defence they don’t go any lower than that for some reason

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"The **Most open** Operating System"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Am i not supposed to do that? What’s the point of computers then?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im flyinf to the USA from england⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  USA is really quite safe, just remember to not be black or a woman

  Oh and wear a ballistics vest if you’re going anywhere near a school

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This scammer pretending to be Greenpeace⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol, 700kWh?

  Crypto is very powerhungry, but it’s not even close to that much much

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Optimisation is a Slow Process⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Design is fine, is just user error”
  - every designer ever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Gen Z so Poor?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Everybody knows why, it’s because instead of buying a house, they’re buying avocado toast!

  /s if that somehow wasn’t obvious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nuclear Demonology⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s only one explanation

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Squid Game: Season 2 | Official Teaser | Netflix⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Who knows, maybe they’ll go the joker route and make it a musical

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mushrooms⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

  • mushrooms
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WILD⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In stasis, it bends but won’t break us
  Aurelia, majestic as a lion’s roar embodies her
  Terranean, threaten and shield us
  Endanger, recoil and rewind the tapes
  She’s born again
  […]
  Medusa, a haunting allure
  Elusive ectoplasmic residue
  She’ll dance for you
  Inducing hydro-cosmic dreams in you
  Of eternal blue

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New album just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes thank you for coming here on such short notice,
  please go boom the people that keep calling us boomers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New album just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok Boomer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Called out⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Squeaky clean⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah that’s why i couldn’t relate to it, I’ve only ever had 54 gallon drums of solvents in my lab

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self care⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just do it two more times, duh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self care⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh i was already doing one of those actually

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self care⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh i was already doing one of those actually

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Quantum compooter⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m outside, holding my phone to scroll Lemmy, without gloves

  I can with absolute confidence tell you that the coldest thing in the universe is not some quantum chip, it’s my fingers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you have what it takes to become a geologist?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh hi Wendy did you know this is a crunch Santa Cecilia granite benchtop? crunch crunch

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self care⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t even need substances, if you just lie down for a while you’ll black out for like 8 hours

  Less reliable but way cheaper than chemical blackouts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self care⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m out on a walk, listening to a podcast, and scrolling Lemmy…

  I’m still short 2 forms of distraction, but i’m running out of senses to overstimulate!