ignotum
@ignotum@lemmy.world
- Comment on 我喜欢你让我兴奋的样子 5 days ago:
你们有城市鸡吗？ 有，我们有劣质鸡。
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 1 week ago:
I know most of them but… What’s ligma?
- Comment on when 1 week ago:
You get the beans all hot and bothered, and then liquid comes out
Cup 'a beamen - Comment on This thread is for lizard posting. Post your favourite lizards. 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Don't worry 2 weeks ago:
it lays eggs? where?
WHERE?
- Comment on OK now you know why there will never be a Second Comming 2 weeks ago:
What about the communion wafer that suddenly started bleeding? Checkmate athe… oh wait
- Comment on Got to try this 2 weeks ago:
Nah they’ll let you go with a warning, after taking the item away from you ofcourse
- Comment on Got to try this 2 weeks ago:
0.001$
- Comment on Woah, there's a cool little spider on my wall. I wonder what it's called? 3 weeks ago:
Um achtually it’s only a wall spider if it comes from the wall region of france
- Comment on Nvidia not providing specifications for old GPUs 3 weeks ago:
The values they gave are typical for most electronics of this nature,
many things are different between different cards, but they’re built using the same materials and components with the same limitations - Comment on Sometimes I wish it was real 3 weeks ago:
If you had to choose, would you go to fucking hell or celibacy hell?
Rusty wires don’t sound very comfortable, but at least it’s something to pass the time
- Comment on I hate it there 3 weeks ago:
I had to open it once a couple of weeks ago, ever since they’ve been sending me daily emails “you’re on a roll!”, “continue your login streak” or something like that
Sadly i’m too lazy to open it back up and disable email spam so i’ll just stop checking my inbox instead
- Comment on Do it 3 weeks ago:
When the bike seat breaks; “bicycle in my ass”
- Comment on Interesting logic 3 weeks ago:
The post is actually by a theist that believes in aliens, and wants others to do so too
- Comment on Interesting logic 3 weeks ago:
He’s supoosedly everywhere, but i don’t think he has any papers, he’s an illegal alien
- Comment on 你好! 3 weeks ago:
Syglekogle?
Ahh, kamelåså!
- Comment on BACK OFF FELLAS, SHE'S MINE 4 weeks ago:
You fool!
While you were waiting in the parking lot, I was courting her!
Once the bitcoin transfer completes she’ll get on a plane to come and visit me
You lose 😎 - Comment on BACK OFF FELLAS, SHE'S MINE 4 weeks ago:
Okay this is officially to many people, i propose we all meet in the parkinglot in an hour and have a fight to the death, winner takes all, sounds good?
- Comment on BACK OFF FELLAS, SHE'S MINE 4 weeks ago:
Four*
- Comment on shrimp colour drama 4 weeks ago:
Every lunar month, when there is a full moon, i try quitting caffeine
werewithdrawal
(I initially misread you comment)
- Comment on Horses ARE Forever 5 weeks ago:
Just because cars evolved from horses doesn’t mean horses stop existing, only a portion of the horse population spilt off and evolved into cars
- Comment on omg 5 weeks ago:
You like installing arch don’t you, you’re an arch installer aren’t you
- Comment on ghibli posting 5 weeks ago:
But daddy elon told me empathy was bad
- Comment on SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE 1 month ago:
My account is too old? You’re telling me Nicole likes them young?
I no longer like Nicole
- Comment on SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE 1 month ago:
Thank you Nicole-by-proxy!
- Comment on "You should probably just throw it away" 1 month ago:
No no no
You dump it in some third world country, out of sight out of mind
- Comment on SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE 1 month ago:
I will continue to talk about Nicole until she finally notices me! (Haven’t received a message yet, I feel left out)
- Comment on How do you plead? 1 month ago:
My pleading never gets me to the 2nd, let alone the 5th base
- Comment on Fucking hell 1 month ago:
You just ordered a thousand litres of milk
- Comment on Fucking hell 1 month ago:
When I’m in Denmark and have to say 92 I just say “kamelåså”