ignotum

@ignotum@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The rest of the world looking at the state of US democracy [Day 51]⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The Florida has metastasized, i’m afraid is terminal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam has the best UI⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Gambling? Don’t give steam credit for EAs hard work!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A totally normal figure of cancer signaling pathways⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Small cars are fine, it’s the non-small ones that are cancerous

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This just in⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hi dead i’m
  Opens envelope
  NOT the father!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Achievement unlocked?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been using axe body spray as a lady repellent for years, as well as a man repellent,
  it repels most things actuallily if you just aim it at their eyes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And before you say it, yes i do mean 98!, as in 9e152

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Too young and inexperienced, a president should be at least 98!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choking the chicken⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  c/foodporn ?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think twice before gifting someone an M dwarf this holiday season⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  soft squishi brain

  Build big brain

  Forget arms

  Uploads to big brain

  O no

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think twice before gifting someone an M dwarf this holiday season⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  you realize you forgot to add robot and our similar tools to do the actual painting

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm literally a thinking lump of fat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The core is metal, the outer shell is hard rock, i would assume what’s inbetween is a mix of pop and smooth jazz maybe?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're trying to charge Luigi with terrorism! Imagine that!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The kids were already born, they don’t give a shit about them after that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm an empath⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, i didn’t like you, but now that you’ve explained what you do and how you feel, i now see that you, Matt Walsh, are really the victim in all this 😢

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for answers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Learn from history and do it better this time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do linux users have wives?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know, i was also joking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do linux users have wives?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re married to it then i guess it counts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pro-tip for this capitalistic hellscape⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Animal food? was she feeding her child hay or something?

  Salad is animal food, and human food, are you abusive if you give your kid salad?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what a moment to live⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FIGHT⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why not
  they don’t give a shit about kids, after they’re born that is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wait, my body's own heat is enough? Always has been.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry, me heaters are set to 16°C 😢
  In my defence they don’t go any lower than that for some reason

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"The **Most open** Operating System"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Am i not supposed to do that? What’s the point of computers then?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im flyinf to the USA from england⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  USA is really quite safe, just remember to not be black or a woman

  Oh and wear a ballistics vest if you’re going anywhere near a school

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This scammer pretending to be Greenpeace⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol, 700kWh?

  Crypto is very powerhungry, but it’s not even close to that much much

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Optimisation is a Slow Process⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Design is fine, is just user error”
  - every designer ever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Gen Z so Poor?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Everybody knows why, it’s because instead of buying a house, they’re buying avocado toast!

  /s if that somehow wasn’t obvious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nuclear Demonology⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s only one explanation

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Squid Game: Season 2 | Official Teaser | Netflix⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Who knows, maybe they’ll go the joker route and make it a musical

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mushrooms⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

  • mushrooms
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WILD⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In stasis, it bends but won’t break us
  Aurelia, majestic as a lion’s roar embodies her
  Terranean, threaten and shield us
  Endanger, recoil and rewind the tapes
  She’s born again
  […]
  Medusa, a haunting allure
  Elusive ectoplasmic residue
  She’ll dance for you
  Inducing hydro-cosmic dreams in you
  Of eternal blue

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New album just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes thank you for coming here on such short notice,
  please go boom the people that keep calling us boomers