Tbh I get it

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t get it. I don’t think of sex when it rains, neither do I think of farming. I think of reading in bed. I might be reading about sex, but that’s not the point.

  Also, I’m not thinking about farming when I see a picture of a pretty girl, call me weird, I guess.

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  • lath@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You’re thinking of plowing her field aka “farming”.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The whole time I’m having sex I think about farming so I don’t cum instantly.

    I think about sexy cows when I want the big finish though.

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    • StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Guv, then do I have something for you.

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    • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You had to mention sexy cows.

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• CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Rich people don’t farm. They pay others to farm for them while calling themselves farm owners.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ah, but they consider themselves farmers

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Every time it rains, I think of plowing.

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  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You want a ruined plow? That’s how you get a ruined plow.

    I don’t know why I come here for farming advice…

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    • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You are correct. I should be spreading my seed instead.

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m only happy when it rains

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m only happy when it’s complicated

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It only rains because you’re happy

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• Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  TF I’m gonna grow to get rich offa farming? Drugs?

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  • stickyprimer@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is like some deep deep agro-economy hustle culture. Yo don’t be complaining about things - go out there and git them soybeans!!

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I definitely think of sex when farming tho

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I think of farm when sexing

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• lemmysmash@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  TBH I think of sex even when it’s not raining. Hmm… maybe I should start OnlyFans to get rich…

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• boonhet@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Well you can’t really do a lot of things on the fields when it’s muddy anyway

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What about rice farming? Lots of pictures of people knee deep in mud planting rice

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