Mouselemming

@Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨big-tiddy goth birbs beware⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What about poverty-stricken big tiddy goth birbs? According to the tiny words, they’re safe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Avocado toast time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Two is enough avocados to share, if someone brought tortilla chips and someone brought salsa

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy late Christmas⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Whose mom, red sweater kid’s? Oh, so it’s his own imaginary friend that he doesn’t get along with. And she’s crying because… her child is insane? Or because he’s mean… Okay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy late Christmas⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Did he just banish the green-shirted kid’s blue-shirted imaginary friend?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vince Zampella, video game developer behind 'Call of Duty' franchise, killed in mountain road crash⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  First, I’m sorry for all the people who will miss him, which includes a lot of lemmings. And I’m sorry for both him and his passenger, it’s a painful way to go.

  But Angeles Crest Highway is notorious for Ferraris and Lamborghinis speeding crazily while fans film them, zooming past people who are just trying to get safely up and down the mountain.

  In real life, dead is dead.

  At least they didn’t hit another car. And the car didn’t fall down into a ravine, potentially sparking a wildfire and/or putting rescuers at risk retrieving the bodies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve sauteed it to softness before, along with onions and celery, so I think it will be fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, different chemicals

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, I can see this! Gonna try it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sauteed sliced fennel would have a similar bite and sweetness, but with that added licorice aroma and without the onioniness. In a pasta sauce where dried fennel seed would be normal anyway, it seems pretty genius to me. I’m going to pick some up and try it next time I get to the grocery store.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t mind the flavor but I hate that I’m an onion/garlic sweater. For days after eating garlic or most onions, I stink so badly no perfume or deodorant or antiperspirant can control it. As a girl growing up, it was a real problem, and once I was old enough to do my own cooking I started leaving them out, or using sweet onions when they were too important to exclude.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The REAL news⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A stale bagel is like granite. When a NYC builder wants to skimp on construction costs, they lay the foundation on a mixture of cement, used coffee cups and stale bagels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Redacted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Redact them with corn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Attitudes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Remote is great but you might want to polish up your resume while the company is still semi-solvent, since it’s easier to find a new job while you’re still employed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Attitudes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So wait, you’re one of those people who helped humanity survive?

  Thanks a lot.

  (That’s both sincere and sarcastic)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Attitudes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Management Team is here for the petty power boost

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bed head⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would think in most bedrooms they could just walk in (they’re already on tiptoe) and lick. They’re tall enough, I mean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My art⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You must be skimping on the salsa, my friend.

  On a side note, this post inspired me to get out the Keto Pizza Mix and Rao’s sauce…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meanwhile Ball⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re sitting in hot bleachers, the cooling effect on your hand or forehead is pretty nice, and you’re gonna drink the drink before it’s warm anyway. Hot is more of a problem unless you’re cold enough to be wearing mittens.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't leave home without it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer PWWEEK!

  Phone, Wallet, Whistle, Egg, Egg, Keys

  Remember, it’s three short blasts on repeat for ICE, or if you fall down the well again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨cluckthulu?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s raw, ready for the oven. I bet they didn’t post After pics because they burnt the tentacles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m tired of cornposting⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No he’s over at Wendy’s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Holidays!🎁🛍️⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, looters aren’t asking me to lie about how it looks on them, nor scan and check them out and print a gift receipt, and I don’t have to wrest off the shoplifting clamp-tag, they’ll take care of it at home. Other shoppers see a crowd and think we’re incredibly popular so they come in and buy whatever is left. … Profit!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually she was white. That’s probably why she was released after they found her Real ID driver’s license

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I mean... they work on me⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The reason this toy is in doctors’ waiting rooms is that it’s easily disinfected. Bring spray or wipes or use their hand sanitizer and tissues. Because it may have been awhile since anyone did.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just browsing Lemmy and then this sequence...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well yes you are 💯 correct.

  Tbh, I was attempting low humor bc he’s being compared to the top which is more cockeyed but not as twisted as him. And then with the “Bubba” email, he’s not just on the bottom he is a bottom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just browsing Lemmy and then this sequence...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  God what’s with the weird eye positions on the picture of the bottom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was diagnosed with early onset dementia and alzhimers. Is there safe guards I can put it up so I don't screw or kill anyone? Like who do I contact about being denied to own a gun?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gosh, I’m so sorry this is happening to you. Yes you should do what the others have said about getting someone trustworthy in charge of your legal affairs while you’re still able to sign them over.

  Yeah, might be a good idea to get on the Don’t Sell list. Otherwise a person in your situation might give in to the urge to commit Dumpicide and either use their diagnosis as a defense or be shot by the Secret Service and spared the long decline.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take a guess 🤣⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Pig in clover?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OnLy tWo eLemEnTs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Gametes are haploid, they’re not even potentially human by themselves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it normal to see this static when you close your eyes?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, and if you GENTLY press on your eyelids you can make other colors happen.

  Also if you stare at a clear sky, NOT AT THE SUN, or at a bluish wall, you may see little swirly things, it’s the white blood cells in your retinas swimming around.

  (Blue field entoptic phenomenon - Wikipedia share.google/MveakONY2KB3QXUUh)