Mouselemming
@Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on My art 19 hours ago:
You must be skimping on the salsa, my friend.
On a side note, this post inspired me to get out the Keto Pizza Mix and Rao’s sauce…
- Comment on Meanwhile Ball 1 day ago:
If you’re sitting in hot bleachers, the cooling effect on your hand or forehead is pretty nice, and you’re gonna drink the drink before it’s warm anyway. Hot is more of a problem unless you’re cold enough to be wearing mittens.
- Comment on Don't leave home without it 2 days ago:
I prefer PWWEEK!
Phone, Wallet, Whistle, Egg, Egg, Keys
Remember, it’s three short blasts on repeat for ICE, or if you fall down the well again.
- Comment on cluckthulu? 3 days ago:
It’s raw, ready for the oven. I bet they didn’t post After pics because they burnt the tentacles.
- Comment on I’m tired of cornposting 4 days ago:
No he’s over at Wendy’s
- Comment on Happy Holidays!🎁🛍️ 1 week ago:
Sure, looters aren’t asking me to lie about how it looks on them, nor scan and check them out and print a gift receipt, and I don’t have to wrest off the shoplifting clamp-tag, they’ll take care of it at home. Other shoppers see a crowd and think we’re incredibly popular so they come in and buy whatever is left. … Profit!
- Comment on Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars. 1 week ago:
Actually she was white. That’s probably why she was released after they found her Real ID driver’s license
- Comment on I mean... they work on me 1 week ago:
The reason this toy is in doctors’ waiting rooms is that it’s easily disinfected. Bring spray or wipes or use their hand sanitizer and tissues. Because it may have been awhile since anyone did.
- Comment on Just browsing Lemmy and then this sequence... 2 weeks ago:
Well yes you are 💯 correct.
Tbh, I was attempting low humor bc he’s being compared to the top which is more cockeyed but not as twisted as him. And then with the “Bubba” email, he’s not just on the bottom he is a bottom.
- Comment on Just browsing Lemmy and then this sequence... 2 weeks ago:
God what’s with the weird eye positions on the picture of the bottom
- Comment on I was diagnosed with early onset dementia and alzhimers. Is there safe guards I can put it up so I don't screw or kill anyone? Like who do I contact about being denied to own a gun? 2 weeks ago:
Gosh, I’m so sorry this is happening to you. Yes you should do what the others have said about getting someone trustworthy in charge of your legal affairs while you’re still able to sign them over.
Yeah, might be a good idea to get on the Don’t Sell list. Otherwise a person in your situation might give in to the urge to commit Dumpicide and either use their diagnosis as a defense or be shot by the Secret Service and spared the long decline.
- Comment on Take a guess 🤣 3 weeks ago:
Pig in clover?
- Comment on OnLy tWo eLemEnTs 3 weeks ago:
Gametes are haploid, they’re not even potentially human by themselves.
- Comment on Is it normal to see this static when you close your eyes? 3 weeks ago:
Yes, and if you GENTLY press on your eyelids you can make other colors happen.
Also if you stare at a clear sky, NOT AT THE SUN, or at a bluish wall, you may see little swirly things, it’s the white blood cells in your retinas swimming around.
(Blue field entoptic phenomenon - Wikipedia share.google/MveakONY2KB3QXUUh)
- Comment on It's always been women in STEM. 4 weeks ago:
Or, if she did exist but almost nobody heard about her in the 500 years after her death, why would that have happened?
(Not taking a position on her existence, but thinking about Hatshepsut and many women whose accomplishments were ignored, hidden, or credited to men)
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Mythical or not, how creatures or people are portrayed in media often has very little to do with how they actually are. Or especially how one acts towards an individual, such as you. As long as it’s not leading you into doing something dangerous, or withdrawing from reality, your version/interpretation is just as valid as the stories someone else dreamed up.
- Comment on On a Clipped Wing, Flamingo Escapes a British Zoo for a Life in France 4 weeks ago:
Bien sûr. Elle est Frankie, après tout.
- Comment on Federal Judge, Warning of ‘Existential Threat’ to Democracy, Resigns 5 weeks ago:
At least his successor has already been determined so it doesn’t give Trump an opportunity to appoint one.
And maybe he can use his legal expertise to help draft lawsuits against some of Trump’s shit and at least slow him down.
Or something.
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Maybe their version of “rule the planet” involved mostly just hanging out in their den and thinking interesting thoughts.
- Comment on Let him keep it. 5 weeks ago:
Agreed although apparently use of the meme is now expanded to include anything that sends us back to 1984, so it could mean “that’s an old joke” or “women these days appreciate a big stick, that’s outdated sexism.”
As an old woman, I disagree though. Big sticks should be appreciated in Nature and then left for someone else to enjoy. That’s not sexist. And OP’s comic is new to me. It’s also adorable.
- Comment on These damb apples 5 weeks ago:
Just to give the old biddy her due,
- Comment on Just opened a new jar of jam, only to find mold in it. 5 weeks ago:
With that untouched surface, you might be able to get a replacement if you still have the receipt. Depends on the store and if you’re polite about it. (You could probably do it by being rude, but I’d hate you.)
- Comment on Let him keep it. 5 weeks ago:
He needs a shed outside to keep his big stick in.
- Comment on Let him keep it. 5 weeks ago:
Am I supposed to not be able to see what’s in her speech bubble?
- Comment on Never buying milk from Walmart again 1 month ago:
Human milk tastes different. Some say it tastes a little like canteloupe juice. I thought mine made my coffee taste…odd. Never tried it in baking though.
- Comment on Never buying milk from Walmart again 1 month ago:
I would bet the trucks and store refrigerators at Walmart are kept as warm as legally possible, to save money on electricity.
- Comment on The 1980s summed up in a single photo. 1 month ago:
But those casinos stank just as bad, because stale cigarette smoke out-ranks cheap food
- Comment on Does it get windy in New York City? 1 month ago:
But have you ever been downtown in any big city with lots of skyscrapers? The subheader of the question asks about those as well, and since the consensus is that NYC can be very windy because the grid funnels the wind (I’ve experienced it myself) it would be interesting to know if an older circular-walled city origin would cause the modern skyscrapers (planted in old lots) to block the wind more effectively, for instance.
- Comment on aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 1 month ago:
Meowtch
- Comment on Carrot 1 month ago:
Some, but not most. There’s significant nutrition in the phloem (layer under the skin) which is not removed by peeling. And even the center has nutritional value. It is best to peel them just before using rather than let them sit around once peeled, since the peel protects them.