Mouselemming

@Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is my boomstick⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  I read this as broomstick, trying to figure out how you would fly on it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keeping my promise to Zephyr⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Chief maybe? Chef? Jeffy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The same adult daughter who has trouble loading a dishwasher efficientlyly...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m going to post this as a separate comment so you don’t miss it. I’m not the person who implied you didn’t know about dishwashers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The same adult daughter who has trouble loading a dishwasher efficientlyly...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh homes, homes… It’s not worth your getting in such a froth over, honestly. Maybe a nap will help.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The same adult daughter who has trouble loading a dishwasher efficientlyly...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I clean up as I cook by loading the cooking items in the dishwasher, arranged to leave places for the serving and eating dishes, which get added immediately after use throughout the day. No rinsing, just scraping. Last thing at night, when I’ve fed the cat and put her used bowl in, I start the dishwasher. It washes and rinses and sanitizes the whole day’s dishes in 3 gallons of water, or about 1½ minutes worth of running my California Water Saver kitchen tap. For a standard unrestricted tap it’s less than a minute. Even a highly efficient hand-washer like yourself will have trouble beating that.

  I’m sorry that this topic is getting you so upset. And I’m not saying you ought to change how you do your dishes. It’s likely that in your area there isn’t a constant threat of drought, and your electricity may not come from solar and wind, so the ecological tradeoff works the other way. Plus your method brings you joy, which is worth a lot more than the opinions of a few random people on the internet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The same adult daughter who has trouble loading a dishwasher efficientlyly...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The amount of water used for the first item would be enough to clean all of them, but your method requires fresh rinse water for each, even if you have a sinkful of suds sitting (and getting cold) while you work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Generative AI? Forget that, I want Picture Picture at Mr. Roger's digs.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Show us how it’s made, Picture Picture!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The same adult daughter who has trouble loading a dishwasher efficientlyly...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Says the person who’s wasting letters writing titles inefficientlylyly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The same adult daughter who has trouble loading a dishwasher efficientlyly...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like a lot of precious water going down the drain, again and again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May not buff out⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t park there, mate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Love the holiday where we slam beers and handle explosives!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not enough scarring

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Splashing out on your first date⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He’d have done better to have a wank first. Then he could concentrate on giving her a night to remember for something other than almost drowning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't have kids⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, remove a wiper blade and scrape off enough to see out. Then reattach it. Then go wash the car.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't have kids⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s gotta be an adult-sized person.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't have kids⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Or she just happened to have a lot of peanut butter. You don’t have to be allergic to hate having this happen to your car.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't have kids⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s usually spelled squeegee but in this case squidgy is a better fit. Speaking of which, I guess one could use the windshield wiper blades to manually scrape off enough to drive to the car wash. Wiper motor is probably not strong enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes! This happened to my husband and I wanted so much to be with him right after the surgery but when it took forever and I asked the desk they said he wasn’t even there! Meanwhile he’s on the fifth floor, can’t communicate because he’s a quad and trached so he couldn’t talk, when I finally track him down I can tell he needs suctioning and repositioning…

  Anyway, thank you for making the extra effort!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BANG!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tbf, tiny soprano doggy knows to be afraid of the giant monster who can make such a basso profundo deep BORK!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BANG!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a friend who blows things and people up for a living, safely but dramatically. It’s fun and educational. But he does no explosions in July because the danger of wildfire is too high.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BANG!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Professional fireworks shows exist and are often free of charge

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Age gap⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She looks like, “I have to marry him now that he’s pregnant.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨More⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bear Naked Granola!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨100% tru btw⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To be happy you don’t have to change your routine, just your goals! Nothing wrong with getting your affirmations from your same-gender friends instead, because they will give you the confidence that will appeal to the person you want to fuck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's a word for "I actively endorse it for others even though I dislike it”?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gesundheit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love houses that trap heat! /s⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it the North side? Maybe painted a different color?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tru⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OSHA regulations are written in blood

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon loves marvel movies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not if you can’t make it that long. And having to leave during the big climax is the worst.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon loves marvel movies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s at least one app, (RunPee) and probably some websites, that will tell you the best time to take a quick mid-movie break. I usually pick a big fight scene myself because there’s less dialogue/plot development and the outcome will be apparent on my return. I do miss the theater from my childhood that piped the soundtrack in to the bathrooms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Support Greater Saskatchewan⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh please… Sure you get Vegas but you’re stuck with Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska and both Dakotas! Plus a shitload of Mormons and desert. Take 'em and welcome. But I suggest you label them all “immigrants” and don’t allow them to vote.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I use Ubuntu btw.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Spicy mayo as a condiment, and looks like clams without the shells