Mouselemming

@Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What kind of locomotion is that? What is the evolutionary advantage?⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Close, but not sideways, no cheek-skritch action

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What kind of locomotion is that? What is the evolutionary advantage?⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Your premise is mistaken. The cat is rubbing its scent glands/scratching its cheeks on the stairs edges, to satisfy an itch and mark its property simultaneously. Sliding down the stairs is merely a benign side effect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PRAISE HIM⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  He raises my voice, high unto the Heavens!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m living food storage to myself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think you're screwed, hun⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fortunately apples have no effect on midwives

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh the abductors ’ connected to the Thigh bone,

  The adductors’ connected to the Knee bone,

  And they’re both connected to the Pelvis bone

  I have no idea what I’m doing!

  Doot-doot-doot doing!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, that’s ICE!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone NOT steaming their Music?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I get my music from KCRW.

  I do donate, but it’s not necessary if you can’t afford to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're coming.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m trying to figure out how they’re supposed to get to Los Angeles without crossing through San Diego. I guess hop a plane to LAX and go to Disneyland?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being a dude sucks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Buddy system says we both go, except where someone has to keep the door from slamming shut and trapping us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well fuck me then⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I often call it that too, although I think it would be difficult to break into a church using one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well fuck me then⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A can piercer would open it just fine. (That’s the pointy end of a bottle opener) They’re also handy for cutting open taped-up cardboard boxes, less likely to cut the contents than a box cutter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a drink with taste of energy drink without caffeine?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In my grocery store it’s called Sour Salt (there’s no salt in it) and it’s in the Jewish section near the jars of borscht.

  But another way would be to squeeze a slice of lemon into it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  One thing that won’t get shut down is ICE, which means some marginalized people will be afraid to get to and from food banks. So along with helping them stay stocked, you might see if there’s anyone organizing deliveries and join that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hotdog, egg, and pickle bunt aspic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Exquisitely disgusting! Serve each slice between two pieces of store-brand white bread spread with Miracle Whip.

  Oh, but it’s spelled Bundt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hotdog, egg, and pickle bunt aspic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s actually a misspelling of “Bundt” because it’s been molded in a Bundt cake pan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stolen from WallStreetBets⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tylenol causes Diamond Hands?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PUT THE TRAINS IN THE BAG⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You-know-who oughta be grateful he only had to stumble through pronouncing acetaminophen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PUT THE TRAINS IN THE BAG⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I assume the gray gaps are due to red states refusing to get on the Tylenol/Autism Train, but I can’t believe, if the Autist Party were in power, they wouldn’t insist on connecting ALL the dots.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is exploited⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh he’s definitely spoilt rotten and inedible

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is exploited⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay you can feed them to your pet, but cook them thoroughly first, you don’t know suspect where they’ve been.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frankenbeans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe if it’s entailed to the inheritance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frankenbeans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  An abusive parent is still a parent. Unfortunately. The Creature doesn’t have to keep the name, but should be the heir to whatever is left of the family fortune and fortress.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Halloween is fast approaching. Remember to buy candy! ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  LOL

  I think they might have been from kitchen-cabinet moths, unless they were from eggs laid on the grapes as they grew.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Halloween is fast approaching. Remember to buy candy! ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Once our kids were given little mini boxes of raisins at one house but they turned out to be all eaten by fat little larvae. So if you plan on giving out raisins, PLEASE check them, and store them in an airtight container the freezer or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hold up!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Quite an efficient response

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FIFY⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  See now, as a US person who expects to tip housekeeping (and I tip them generously because I know they’re exploited and also our family has extra needs) and who also knows about shitty customers, I mostly read the note as “Don’t leave money lying randomly around and then come screaming that the maids have stolen it and you want your room comped. Use the envelope for tips.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everytime I use frozen spinach in a recipe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Squeeze out the water for even more purity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every time I make biscuits from a can⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The best defense is an aggressive offense. Before you even mess with the peel, WHOMP! them several times (as needed) against the edge of the counter, or better yet a corner, which is more likely to break through the wrap and bust them open. They can’t startle you if you startle them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How popular/important do you have to be for your death by homicide to be labeled as an "assassination"? What if the homicide is for a private matter that's separate from their importance?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If the killer specifically targets the person for a personal motive, it’s not assassination, it’s murder.