Mouselemming
@Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on A bitch your worried 1 day ago:
That seems like a speech-to-text error
- Comment on Who wants a merkin? 1 day ago:
Less likely to cause injury at least
- Comment on Taxes and nature 1 day ago:
Biblical God being as jealous as He is about worshipping only him, burning the money as a sacrifice to Him could have changed His mind about sending the Flood. Only if everyone had joined in, of course. But I guess Noah was better at carpentry than persuasion.
- Comment on Grab your pitchforks 1 day ago:
I’ve always disliked kiwi, only recently discovered it’s because I’m allergic to it. Mild reactions so far but now I’ll just avoid it altogether because subsequent exposures can cause worse reactions.
- Comment on A roundabout 2 days ago:
- Comment on Caw caw 2 days ago:
Some people wear sandals year-round because they live where that’s the most comfortable option unless you’re going for a run. Snow never, rain seldom, cold not very.
It does seem to me that those on the left would scoop up dust and grime like shovels, hanging out past the edge of the sandal like that. I guess it would show how pampered you are. Kind of like foot-binding.
- Comment on A roundabout 2 days ago:
The nighttime one posted by WeirdGoesPro, it’s wider than my vertical screen. Just before the car enters, on the far left side, a cat (or small dog or large rat) runs across the sidewalk. You wouldn’t notice it unless you’re looking for something to happen and the car is not visible.
It’s probably because I was using oldsh.itjust.works, it’s a little glitchy sometimes.
- Comment on A roundabout 2 days ago:
Um, with phone upright, all I can see is a critter come by on the far left.
Turn phone sideways, there’s a car on the right (previously offscreen) that barrels into the upcurved roundabout edge, sails into the air and lands in a puddle with a couple of bounces. Looks like it sustained damage but probably nobody got badly hurt. So I could watch it and laugh without feeling bad about my heartlessness.
- Comment on A roundabout 3 days ago:
Had to turn my phone sideways to see it.
Worth it.
- Comment on Oh god oh fuck 3 days ago:
A lot were doomed by the speed (500mph/800kph) and sheer size of the waves, which they couldn’t have escaped even if they had tried. But those in the escapable areas died needlessly.
- Comment on Oh god oh fuck 3 days ago:
If it’s “envenomate” it would be good for Spelling Bee
- Comment on Just an FYI 3 days ago:
O beautiful Cat
You are the glorious beast
Show me that butthole
- Comment on Oh god oh fuck 4 days ago:
What if I put my hand in its path and it climbs on? And if I keep my hand flat so it can leave at will? Maybe I should put a snack on my palm!
- Comment on Oh god oh fuck 4 days ago:
That seems fair. Keep hand underwater, got it.
- Comment on Oh god oh fuck 4 days ago:
But how bitey is it? Why would it even want to bite? What if I’m very very gentle?
- Comment on The crab housing market 4 days ago:
Sad for the crab, but happy news for a seagull or octopus or something.
- Comment on Literally every nsfw post: 6 days ago:
Nah I like the whole thing but with my glasses off and the lights dim
- Comment on Literally every nsfw post: 6 days ago:
That’s how I like them, leave a little to the imagination!
- Comment on professional night training 1 week ago:
He’s working the knight shift.
- Comment on Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago 1 week ago:
That’s protective padding!
- Comment on *squints* 1 week ago:
It’s like they’ve never set foot on the floor. The only heels I’ve ever seen with such thin skin are on a person who’s been quadriplegic since birth, and even his feet are more flat on the bottom, more foot-shaped.
- Comment on What kind of locomotion is that? What is the evolutionary advantage? 1 week ago:
Close, but not sideways, no cheek-skritch action
- Comment on What kind of locomotion is that? What is the evolutionary advantage? 1 week ago:
Your premise is mistaken. The cat is rubbing its scent glands/scratching its cheeks on the stairs edges, to satisfy an itch and mark its property simultaneously. Sliding down the stairs is merely a benign side effect.
- Comment on PRAISE HIM 1 week ago:
He raises my voice, high unto the Heavens!
- Comment on 1 week ago:
I’m living food storage to myself.
- Comment on Think you're screwed, hun 2 weeks ago:
Fortunately apples have no effect on midwives
- Comment on Caption this. 2 weeks ago:
Oh the abductors ’ connected to the Thigh bone,
The adductors’ connected to the Knee bone,
And they’re both connected to the Pelvis bone
I have no idea what I’m doing!
Doot-doot-doot doing!
- Comment on Caption this. 2 weeks ago:
No, that’s ICE!
- Comment on Is anyone NOT steaming their Music? 2 weeks ago:
I get my music from KCRW.
I do donate, but it’s not necessary if you can’t afford to.
- Comment on They're coming. 2 weeks ago:
I’m trying to figure out how they’re supposed to get to Los Angeles without crossing through San Diego. I guess hop a plane to LAX and go to Disneyland?