Mouselemming

@Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dinosaurs Still Live⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you! Now I have learned something even MORE interesting, and can still enjoy the cool Hoatzin!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know what, fuck you [un-Jags uar icon]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You’d probably get fewer of the lazy tldr down votes if you put quotation marks around “gone woke” to distance yourself from it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BIOMES⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Chaparral?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Covfefe⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I scoop using the lid of the grinder. Level to the top of the grinding bowl: One.

  Obviously ymmv, but next time, AFTER your first cup of coffee, look in your drawer and count the number of scoops you usually use into whatever measuring cups it fits. That becomes your scoop. One.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's Wednesday My Dudes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  All hail hypnotoad!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Git good, son⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Or, first ask for directions, go down and stay down, keep listening and doing exactly what she says, until she gets there first. THEN bring your dick to the party. For many women the second and successive orgasms are much quicker and easier to achieve, even from penetrative sex.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Durge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t be ridiculous, that’s a warm-blooded killer!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Florida is a conservative Christian state"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s possible that 💯% of those who didn’t vote would have voted No

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Florida is a conservative Christian state"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re working on it, for the Olympics. Putting capitalism to work for transport reform.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Florida is a conservative Christian state"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In some other states yes, but the abortion protection in Florida failed to pass, leaving their 6-week (2 weeks from detectability) ban in place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asshole Lab Rat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Good idea, but she’s immortal already

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asshole Lab Rat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ;•3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Daddy why that man walk in Italics?…”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure it’s cool. And most people with disabilities would prefer to answer the kid’s questions directly. Partly for accuracy and partly for normalized interactions. But you should ask if it’s okay first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asshole Lab Rat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Assuming reincarnation, who do you think he is?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did binders used to be called tablets?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  With no paper involved, “tablet” makes even less sense. I’m quite old, it’s not an age thing.

  Given how you’re using it, you could further confuse her by calling it a “chock.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨aerodynamics⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ugh, of course! Thank you! So dumb of me. Hydrohomies and all. Appreciate it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨aerodynamics⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wouldn’t a lobster technically be waterodynamic? Or eaudynamic?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The petunias knew.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  💐

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ryan Reynolds Writing Non-Marvel Project to Reunite With Hugh Jackman and Director Shawn Levy After ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re such a sweet throuple

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Standard Time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Erstwhile, haven’t heard that in a while, but there was a NYT crossword clue lately, something like “before, long ago” that was ERST so I’ve thought about it recently.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Standard Time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you? Or did you bank it for yourself in the past?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Snoop Dogg working on 'Planet of the Apes'–like movie, but with dogs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Twist: the dogs take over the planet, not with aggression but with adorable cuteness. The cats allow it, because running the world is too much like work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's a little feisty, but he looked cold⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would hope not, healthy is better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's a little feisty, but he looked cold⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think he’s Puma Messi, he’s been hand-raised from a cub and has medical conditions that prevent him from being able to live wild and also make him smaller and less energetic than most pumas. I’m not a fan of keeping wild animals as pets, but they appear to treat him with love and kindness and give him the individual attention and care he needs, although I didn’t do a deep dive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Trump wins the election thru fraud how can the democrats refute it and prove they won? Or will it just be like another Jan 6 and four years of whining like Trump?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I believe you meant “raising hell” as in bringing it too the surface of Earth and recruiting Satan’s legions to fight with you, not razing hell as in cutting it down, because how would that help?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why do our noses & anuses think different types of paper are softest?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh c’mon, I just had the sudden urge to say “irregardless!” and decided not to resist it for once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most of the trick-or-treaters have been skipping my house, and I finally figured out why⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You are if course right and they are wrong. But it’s possible they learned this by being yelled at by some curmudgeon who sits at home with their lights on, watching TV on Halloween but screaming at anyone who dates ask for candy. And at all the houses with kids, who welcome them, the parent is out chaperoning their little tribe. I say parent because of course they’re all divorced by the time the kids are walking.

  How to teach them right? Put a sign on your gatepost, not at the door, easily seen from the street. Remember, if they’re under 3rd grade they’re still learning to read, so keep it simple:

  RING BELL FOR CANDY! 🎃🍫🍭🍬👻

  Once they do that, you can remind them to say Trick or Treat, and/or admire their costumes.

  Baby steps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why do our noses & anuses think different types of paper are softest?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Irregardless!

  Don’t use nose tissues as toilet paper!

  They’re made stronger for sneezes, not designed to “dissolve.”

  They’ll gunk up your pipes !

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clever, clever⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There might be a way to fix that. Determine whether the glass is invisible or mirrored (or becomes so, as the sun moves). If it’s males attacking “rivals,” letting light shine out might help. If it looks like you could fly through it, closing blinds might help. The neighbors might be willing to try, if they’re tired of being startled by thumping birds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate that that happens⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pig

  .

  And

  .

  Whistle