Mouselemming
@Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Every time I make biscuits from a can 2 days ago:
The best defense is an aggressive offense. Before you even mess with the peel, WHOMP! them several times (as needed) against the edge of the counter, or better yet a corner, which is more likely to break through the wrap and bust them open. They can’t startle you if you startle them.
- Comment on How popular/important do you have to be for your death by homicide to be labeled as an "assassination"? What if the homicide is for a private matter that's separate from their importance? 4 days ago:
If the killer specifically targets the person for a personal motive, it’s not assassination, it’s murder.
- Comment on Meowposting 1 week ago:
Not to mention if you tip it over you get cream. Or butter, my cat likes a lick of either, if she can get it.
- Comment on Meowposting 1 week ago:
If it wanted to, a cat could churn butter without thumbs by simply digging its claws into the stick.
But it doesn’t want to.
- Comment on Foolproof advice 1 week ago:
And some woman will have a good laugh and a narrow escape
- Comment on Should I feel bad that my abuser is suffering? 1 week ago:
You shouldn’t knock yourself whether you feel sorry for them or you’re more inclined to gloat. What’s important is that you stay away from them and out of the situation entirely. This is for your own safety, sanity, and well being. Which, if you don’t look out for you, who will? Certainly not them.
- Comment on The USA prided itself on a nation of immigrant, heck even the Statue of Liberty says it. When did immigrants (US citizens from the old world) become anti immigrant and why? 1 week ago:
One way the wealthy and powerful stay that way is by constantly promoting the narrative that it’s those poorer than you who are your enemy, not the bosses who starve you both.
- Comment on It's been downhill since 2020 1 week ago:
I’m sorry but it’s been hell here on Earth since at least 2015. Your own legitimately terrible events were individual symptoms of the larger pestilence. Either that or a lot of us were already in hell before you got here.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Probably pretty stupid plan, person wandering around with gun who can’t remember who he’s supposed to kill.
- Comment on Informative review 2 weeks ago:
I meant the kind one sees in many countries, with tapioca pearls, and often milk. Rose petal tea is apparently one of the local variations.
- Comment on Informative review 2 weeks ago:
Maybe he uses carbonated water?
Serbia appears to have normal bubble tea places.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
This was 100% her own bad decisions.Unless you’re referring to the other driver, who was rammed by Cigarette-Tits here.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Good, make sure you document that. Then be sure any such thing that accidentally happens is named after the person who most deserves to be pruned.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, name it after the boss, not yourself!
- Comment on Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid. 3 weeks ago:
They weren’t fast enough
- Comment on Shit like this is why we need open source printers! 3 weeks ago:
Maybe donate the full bottle to a school? They always need supplies
- Comment on Shit like this is why we need open source printers! 3 weeks ago:
I’m glad there’s enough comments to show I’m not the only one who has to look it up.
If I created a piece of art (despite having no talent but that’s not the point) could I prevent its image being reproduced by incorporating the constellation? I guess only on printers.
- Comment on President Trump shows President Zelenskyy and President Macron his 4 More Years hats 3 weeks ago:
Letting Trump win has directly led to the slaughter of thousands of Palestinians. Along with all the other horrors of his reign.
- Comment on Can you dear lemmings help me undo my cat's latest keyboard shortcut? 4 weeks ago:
That’s the best preventive maintenance.
- Comment on Can you dear lemmings help me undo my cat's latest keyboard shortcut? 4 weeks ago:
Two finger tap, yay! Gracias, sbeak!
- Comment on Can you dear lemmings help me undo my cat's latest keyboard shortcut? 4 weeks ago:
Two finger tap 🤞 is the magic I was missing, that awakened the Shelf Position options! Thank you, Snotflickerman!
- Comment on Can you dear lemmings help me undo my cat's latest keyboard shortcut? 4 weeks ago:
Oh that’s a different thought, I’ll make sure they’re all up.
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- Comment on "It's pronounced Mariah Carey" 4 weeks ago:
It’s 2 steps behind, Mariah’s cute answer and the Xmas U235 meme posted today
- Comment on Jus lik wth am I supposed to do now?!?! 4 weeks ago:
Stay here and chatter to the federversarians
- Comment on Is there a place online where I can apply for a bunch of free books? I was thinking of creating a library in my local county jail to help educate and pass the time in a healthy way? 4 weeks ago:
“Media mail” for books and other media
- Comment on Clamish 4 weeks ago:
Cthulu ❤️ Sauron 4 Ever
- Comment on what's the best material for wiping out a cast iron skillet? 5 weeks ago:
Your prom dress
- Comment on What is the maximum number of potatoes you could grow in your house or on property you own before it becomes a crime? 5 weeks ago:
I’d like to point out that a potato plant has many potatoes growing in its roots. Especially if you’re using pots, and providing rich soil, a cubic foot of dirt could easily contain 3 big baking potatoes, or 20 little baby potatoes.
Unless you’re talking about each potato plant, in which case say so.
- Comment on Cute 1 month ago:
Awww, give him a little red jacket!