Mouselemming
@Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Times sure have changed 1 day ago:
Your bad for letting them know about it.
- Comment on Nutritional Hexes 1 week ago:
With a squeeze of lemon!
- Comment on How do movie theaters work? Which seats in theaters are the best? (never done this before) Also is the IMAX thing actually any different? 1 week ago:
Going at a more popular time is a different experience and can be better in its own way. More different from watching alone at home. Individual audience members can be annoying but a good audience enhances your enjoyment as they react to the same moments with you.
- Comment on sow sow sow 1 week ago:
That’s terrible for you and the squirrels but some apex predator’s babies are getting really well nourished. Or it’s also possible many squirrels noped out of the area after a few were devoured.
- Comment on Too tired for a witty title 1 week ago:
Thank you Maxxus, it’s been a long night and you just made facing the day worthwhile
- Comment on Too tired for a witty title 1 week ago:
Look how EFFICIENT you are!
- Comment on Too tired for a witty title 1 week ago:
Usually when I do that it’s more like who’s the klutz.
- Comment on Too tired for a witty title 1 week ago:
As a coffee preferer myself, I think if you have tea you’d be allowed a compensatory biscuit.
- Comment on Too tired for a witty title 1 week ago:
It did say “probably”! I think that’s your loophole. Just pick a “Vic #1” type target.
(As in whodunnits where everyone has a motive to kill THAT guy)
- Comment on Anon makes some changes 2 weeks ago:
Twist: interviewer is Sharon Stone
- Comment on where? 2 weeks ago:
Trading seats with Silent Bob.
- Comment on Could my daughter, who is a lawyer, defend my son’s girlfriend, who killed my cousin’s family in a DUI accident? 2 weeks ago:
Why “daughter” and “child” then? Not daughters, age 16 and 2, or daughter and son? If it were the reverse I’d assume the teen was nonbinary but it’s unusual in a toddler
- Comment on Could my daughter, who is a lawyer, defend my son’s girlfriend, who killed my cousin’s family in a DUI accident? 2 weeks ago:
Your cousin’s daughter was made pregnant and gave birth at 14, then she and her toddler were killed by a drunk driver? I sincerely hope this story really is hypothetical. Otherwise my deepest sympathy to her, and condolences to anyone who loved those poor children.
Oh, and your daughter should refer the case because whether or not it’s legal, she could be forced into a position that destroys her relationships in the family.
- Comment on It is time to dispel all of the disinformation surrounding the life & death of Charlie Kirk. 2 weeks ago:
I think you meant “reserved” but I got an interesting mental image from “assassination is reversed”!
- Comment on They gonna cat 3 weeks ago:
Might as well put it back down on the table where it will be stable and Fluffy can curl up comfortably. It’s got a lid after all. Or better yet, put it on the floor. For cats, low is boring.
- Comment on Happy 3.14 Day 3 weeks ago:
Okay I vote we get ein stein of beer with our pie!
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
This isn’t going to cure tides, you know.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
They didn’t post their vagene.
Feel free to wear a seethrough shirt
- Comment on Glorious cracked out wall kitten returns with more wisdom for the masses. 3 weeks ago:
I back into my spot when I get home as a gift to Future Me. She’s always in a hurry.
Also, as a short person driving a raised/lowered minivan (floor is lowered so the whole is raised until it kneels as the ramp comes down) with a rear camera, it’s easier to back in exactly all the way than to see down over the hood.
- Comment on Candy cigarettes are illegal because they encourage kids to smoke 4 weeks ago:
You know what? I think I’ll go tell him exactly that! Use the stupid for good. Not only because kids should have to use their own initiative to get addicted to drugs, but it’s also too much plastic and sugar.
- Comment on The Hole 4 weeks ago:
Oh, that’s a very good point!
- Comment on The Hole 4 weeks ago:
Be very careful, boys (and others) have been killed by collapsing sand holes. No matter how fast their friends tried to dig them out. The sand is not just cutting off your air, and filling your mouth and nose if you try to inhale, it’s also a crushing weight on your lungs, much more than avalanche snow for instance. If you want to dig a hole deeper than your chest, do it in more-solid dirt, not sand.
- Comment on women 5 weeks ago:
I didn’t read the linked article but from skimming the intro, it seems they found that unprovoked men are more likely to be violent but hell hath no fury like a provoked woman?
I initially connected your previous sentence, so I incorrectly thought it was the victim statistics that evened out, and the disparity was because the male victims were provoking, i.e. asking for it.
- Comment on Pls respond 5 weeks ago:
Fortunately they’re allatime swishing with salt water
- Comment on Fat labrador topilogy 5 weeks ago:
Given it also has a mouth-to-anus tube, is there a name for a double torus? Genus-2 torus I guess
- Comment on You trying to give me a heart attack? I have warrants for chrissakes! 5 weeks ago:
All songs with sirens should start with an advisory, like in the lyrics by the lead singer, with the opening chords, so it plays every time.
“Yo, motherfuckers, we got sirens comin’ up in this bitch, so crack a window in case the popo sneak up on your ass during the chorus.”
(Hello fellow kids do we still say popo?)
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Would you arrange your bromo bricks to form circles or just go wackadoodle?
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 5 weeks ago:
Arizona is not on the West Coast
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Meryl Streep movie, she could save only one child from the Nazis (or they’d have killed both, the cruelty was the point) and the guilt and trauma stays with her throughout her life.
I was implying that if your mom had to give up one twin for adoption it might still be a painful thing she doesn’t want to talk about.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Your mom said the doctor told her the ultrasound showed “two babies” but I had an ultrasound at 5 weeks and they looked at the tiny embryonic speck and said, “there’s the baby!” In fact no babies are shown in ultrasounds, only fetuses. But my point was, they may have seen one 7-month fetus and one little shriveled thing and said “there’s two babies.”
I guess it’s also possible she brought two babies to term, made a “Sophie’s Choice” to give one up for adoption, and didn’t want you to be heartbroken or afraid of being given away too. And since other people had heard about her being pregnant with twins, she gave you a story you could accept as a child.
And another possibility is that the doctor gave her anesthesia or rohypnol or something and took the twin to put up for adoption, telling her it was absorbed. She’d know she had given birth but not remember it was twice. It’s terrible but not unheard of.
You could ask her, if you feel you’re both adult enough now to handle the emotional implications of all the possible explanations. Remember that you can still trust her love no matter what, but she might not know the whole truth and/or might be ashamed to admit it.