Mouselemming
@Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Anon had a nightmare 3 weeks ago:
Anon forgot they were watching cable TV not streaming. Reruns at 2 am? They just slept through a long commercial break. You may have had a nightmare but you avoided Yahel with the sad old jews, Sarah McLoughlan with the abused animals, 16 pharmaceuticals, 5 kind of insurance, and a financial advisor.
- Comment on Anon joins girl's night 4 weeks ago:
I may just be old, but I agree. I think Anon using “female” as an adjective with “friend” when he’s going on to talk about girls’ night with her and the rest of his new friends is several levels less bad than someone using “female” as a noun, they’re just dismissed as “a female.”
I also suspect that it won’t be long before the egg cracks and we see the update on this post over in blahaj 196 or whatever it is.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Winner takes on Nanny McPhee
- Comment on Contrast 2 months ago:
Grow one so big you could live in a pumpkin shell like Peter the Pumpkin Eater’s wife!
- Comment on I'm right and the other vegans are wrong 2 months ago:
Apis mellifera isn’t native to the Americas and neither are a lot of the plants they pollinate. They crowd out the native bees and destroy their habitat. Small-scale beekeepers working in populated spaces aren’t the problem though. And they rescue swarms that would otherwise be exterminated. Plus they’re more likely than the average person to know about their local natives and support them, by making carpenter bee homes or whatever.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Valid point. Although that’s without their consent, whereas most humans infesting the ocean chose to be there, USS Abraham Lincoln sailors notwithstanding.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
And my point was it’s the humans that don’t belong and cause damage and yet there have been humans infesting the oceans since time immemorial and it’s only getting worse.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Yes the white folks came and made a mess of the place. Which, if sharks chose to move into your house, they would also do. Probably leave the taps running all over the place too
- Comment on just a few 2 months ago:
He’s got the basics. Cats, and something for them to eat. What else do you need?
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Humans infest shark habitats. You don’t see sharks coming into your gated community, do you?
- Comment on Tasty! 2 months ago:
Needs hot sauce
- Comment on It's not even Wednesday, my dudes, move it along 2 months ago:
"Birds! Here are cookies! "
- Comment on *Eyeroll* 2 months ago:
Ron forgot to show up
- Comment on Anon has a paranormal experience 2 months ago:
Echoes of his own piss
- Comment on On fire 2 months ago:
Poison dart frog?
- Comment on I WANT TRANS JOY PICTURES OF SPIDER-WOMAN 2 months ago:
It took me a stupid amount of time before I noticed it, even after you told me to look for it
- Comment on Fair is fair 2 months ago:
Why is there no Lake Inferior?
- Comment on Train from Warsaw to Chelm costs £9. In UK this 250 km journey would probably cost at least 10 times more. 2 months ago:
San Diego to Oxnard is a bit farther and costs $42
- Comment on Flawless Victory 2 months ago:
For those of us who still didn’t get it,
- Comment on Wisdom 2 months ago:
ti
- Comment on GOD TAKING DOLLY AND LEAVING TRUMP SHOWS THAT HEAVEN HAS STANDARDS AND HELL HAS A WAITING LIST 2 months ago:
Of course you can curse. But don’t just say motherfucker, (or daughterfucker which would be more true) curse him with feeling and intent. Then if he does happen to choke to death on his filet-o-fish tomorrow you’ll have a sense of power and accomplishment to help you face the rest of the trauma that is this timeline.
- Comment on Doorless showers just make a mess and everything ends up wet 2 months ago:
But your towel would get damp. And your poor toothbrush is gonna taste like your brother’s shampoo!
- Comment on Doorless showers just make a mess and everything ends up wet 2 months ago:
Why even have a doorless/curtainless shower? I don’t understand the appeal. How is the warmth supposed to stay in so you’re not shaving off the tips of goosebumps?
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Yes the real gold would be bringing back Fall and Winter
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Looks like all you need to do is clean them enough to be strewn on a dinner table, sort them by type, and press them flat to dry. Then pack them to ship safely to places without yards full of autumn leaves. Or you could just do a couple handfuls of the best ones and use them for your own table at Thanksgiving. An outdated old textbook is good for the pressing part, just separate the leaves by several pages and put another tome on top.
- Comment on This homeless character, who doesn't go to the gym and survives on junk food, somehow weights 300lbs of pure muscle 2 months ago:
I’m sorry you had to hear it through the grapevine not much longer would she be thine.
- Comment on The Price of this Candy Bar 2 months ago:
I think those can all be obtained on Epstein Island
- Comment on The Price of this Candy Bar 2 months ago:
Corn tortillas are easy and taste great fresh. Buy Masa Harina and use the recipe on the bag. (2 cups masa harina, ½ tsp salt, 1½-2 cups hot water.)
If you aren’t sure enough to buy a 5-pound bag, Bob’s Red Mill sells a 624-gram bag with complete instructions on the back. Remember to plan ahead to let the dough rest an hour to absorb the water, and have waxed paper or a cut ziploc bag to flatten it between.
Don’t try to use corn meal or polenta. The nixtamalization of the corn before grinding is important.
Flour tortillas aren’t hard either, plenty recipes online.
- Comment on Tbh I get it 2 months ago:
What about rice farming? Lots of pictures of people knee deep in mud planting rice
- Comment on This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits 2 months ago:
It’s very possible it just never came up. Especially if it’s a male-run production. The male gaze just assumes a woman doesn’t have pit hair, and if she doesn’t think of it and bring it up, nobody does.
She probably takes her hairless pits for granted through long habit as we ll.
The rest of the job is basically rub “mud” product through her hair and all over her body. More attention paid to the face for closeups. (She’s got lipstick and contouring and probably mascara as well, a “no makeup” makeup.) Should some makeup artist have thought of it and glued some hair trimmings to her pits? Yes. But while it would be easy in this scene/pose, it would be uncomfortable and easily shed during scenes where she needs to use her arms, and then you run into continuity problems. (I don’t know the show but I assume she doesn’t spend the whole time crucified like that)