Mouselemming

@Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you cut a cucumber so that the round slices don't roll all over and off of your cutting board?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  For your carrot problem, get the really fat bulk carrots, which (at my grocery store anyway) are not woody and very tasty. Peel it as usual, noticing you only have to peel one or two. You’re now perfectly set for your first cucumber solution, cutting it in half lengthwise, or maybe even quarters because carrots are a firmer bite. Personally I start cutting off the fat end and work towards the tip, because you have more to grip for better control on the harder slices, and if your last ones are a little thicker they’re also small.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For that special someone on Valentine's Day⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they’re cheese waxes like from Laughing Cow. They’re saying “melt down old cheese waxes to make romantic red tea-light candles for your Valentine.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A succulent meal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Grab a head of romaine next time, slice it up and rinse it and have it in the fridge so you can grab a handful to add to your sandwich or bed under your hot chicken to catch the juices. Maybe grab an apple while you’re in the produce section.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨big improvement⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What’d’you shave with that toothpick?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beyond fucked up⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you and they’re so sweet! But I’m specifically focusing on fox news stories (preferably not the depressing ones) for that instance. Just trying to look every few days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*FREEEEM*; *sad birthday boy noises*⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Balloons are sky trash, bad for the environment. But they could be good camouflage for drones now, I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beyond fucked up⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s also fun to find items to post to it, but a little tricky to search for them while filtering out Fox Bullshit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what a drag⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Some poor innocent coyote has just pulled the lever on his ACME Rocket Launcher, perfectly aimed to hit the approaching meal, when the roadrunner sees a sudden banana peel and stops short so it’s narrowly missed by the rocket, which skids on the peel, flipping and spinning in the air before blowing up the anchor of the spit of rock that was suspending the coyote over a gorge. Humorous falling, flattening and accordion-walking ensue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Looking forward to visiting you!"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You counted your kids but are you sure you had all your nannies when you left?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What should I NOT do in front of rich people?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “bat an eye” ( blinking rapidly in confusion and stress, flinching)

  The Internationale (written in French, so we leave the e on even though we translate the rest)

  Perhaps you were using voice-to-type?

  I agree with both your points

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An oopsie occured⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Too expensive, I think I’ll go with a Waymo Autonombulance. The Dasher can do self-CPR

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New flat earthers update btw⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the neat thing about A’Tuin, he’s theswimming type of Giant Space Turtle. Vastness, that’s what’s under Him, and all around Him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I am legitimately a little old lady.

  But if they can see my face I say “Sorry” or “Thank you” and make the appropriate grimace.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve mostly seen the double-flick of lights to mean either “Go ahead, make your move, I see you and I won’t hit you” (to pedestrians or someone waiting to turn into/out of a driveway in heavy traffic) or “turn on your lights you idiot, it’s pouring rain.” But it’s always heavy traffic in Southern California, and it never rains, but man, it pours.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you mean that the way I think, in Los Angeles when you’re going to make a left turn at a light without a red arrow, AND there’s enough clear road ahead on your left for you to turn into, you’re expected to “post up” into the intersection while you wait for opposing traffic to clear. Which often it never does until the light turns yellow, or even red. Then you’re expected to make your turn on the red, and the car behind you is allowed to follow you if they’ve got their front wheels over the line into the intersection. The cross traffic has to wait until you’ve cleared the box. “Two cars on a red.” Of course if it’s an especially large intersection, it’s possible for the first car and second car to post up so far that a third car can get those wheels over, and all three can make their escape from the box after the light changes. But the cross traffic considers this rude.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I roll down the window and do the Sorry/ThankYou Wave. 👋

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Naughty birds⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Party animals

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bioindicator PSA⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry, they’ll all grow over buried bodies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally got my first pair of thigh highs :3⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cute sox, cute legs!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨5/7 with rice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pack your coat with it to keep you warm all the way home

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨channeling your sexual aggression⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She’s like, “not bad, a little to the right and faster”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i guess we doin lolcats now⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literally not me ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Between this and the way you’re keeping HorseMemes alive, I’m beginning to suspect you’re actually a horse, OP

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And that's final⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Plastic fangth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dating⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was raised going to UCC churches, it was standard practice at all of them. Many also used King’s Hawaiian Bread for Communion.

  And they’re one of the LGBTQ-friendliest denominations, although because they’re non-hierarchical the individual churches vary. You can see if there’s one near you.

  www.ucc.org/church-finder/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dating⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s sad things like this that make me think, it’s too bad church is all fucked up with religion. Because “Entire families, plus any single individuals, get washed and dressed up, then join under the stained-glass windows to sit and stand and sing and go through the motions, while all the eligible sweeties pretend they’re not checking out all the other eligible sweeties, and have a whole hour to think of something to say to them over the coffee and cookies afterwards. Repeat weekly” is pretty much how a lot of people found partners for generations. Especially those whose families couldn’t afford ballrooms and country clubs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You shall not cut!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you considered the possibility Dad ASKED each person how many peps they wanted before he started cutting? Or he gives the kids peps according to their ages?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a great idea⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s less random people and more likely people who live in the same building or whose kids are on the same team/at the same school etc. I don’t want to be expected to converse, and I don’t like when others do it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a great idea⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Could we ban conversation between cart-holders? Two people shopping together, same cart same list, is fine. But anything beyond “Hi, nice to see you” between two carts clogs the aisles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And the cold in particular.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Points for penmanship