Mouselemming
@Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Bioindicator PSA 12 hours ago:
Don’t worry, they’ll all grow over buried bodies.
- Comment on Finally got my first pair of thigh highs :3 2 days ago:
Cute sox, cute legs!
- Comment on 5/7 with rice 2 days ago:
Pack your coat with it to keep you warm all the way home
- Comment on channeling your sexual aggression 1 week ago:
She’s like, “not bad, a little to the right and faster”
- Comment on i guess we doin lolcats now 1 week ago:
- Comment on Literally not me 1 week ago:
Between this and the way you’re keeping HorseMemes alive, I’m beginning to suspect you’re actually a horse, OP
- Comment on And that's final 1 week ago:
Plastic fangth
- Comment on dating 1 week ago:
I was raised going to UCC churches, it was standard practice at all of them. Many also used King’s Hawaiian Bread for Communion.
And they’re one of the LGBTQ-friendliest denominations, although because they’re non-hierarchical the individual churches vary. You can see if there’s one near you.
- Comment on dating 1 week ago:
It’s sad things like this that make me think, it’s too bad church is all fucked up with religion. Because “Entire families, plus any single individuals, get washed and dressed up, then join under the stained-glass windows to sit and stand and sing and go through the motions, while all the eligible sweeties pretend they’re not checking out all the other eligible sweeties, and have a whole hour to think of something to say to them over the coffee and cookies afterwards. Repeat weekly” is pretty much how a lot of people found partners for generations. Especially those whose families couldn’t afford ballrooms and country clubs.
- Comment on You shall not cut! 1 week ago:
Have you considered the possibility Dad ASKED each person how many peps they wanted before he started cutting? Or he gives the kids peps according to their ages?
- Comment on What a great idea 1 week ago:
It’s less random people and more likely people who live in the same building or whose kids are on the same team/at the same school etc. I don’t want to be expected to converse, and I don’t like when others do it.
- Comment on What a great idea 1 week ago:
Could we ban conversation between cart-holders? Two people shopping together, same cart same list, is fine. But anything beyond “Hi, nice to see you” between two carts clogs the aisles
- Comment on And the cold in particular. 1 week ago:
Points for penmanship
- Comment on Butter 2 weeks ago:
I think it’s more like 4-5 pancakes. Pancakes spread on each bottom as you cook/flip them, so there’s a narrower “waist” that can make one seem like two in a stack. It’s still a reasonable amount of butter, and I’d use more because I’m not fond of syrup.
- Comment on Can we go back to 2019? 2 weeks ago:
Thank you fellow oldster
- Comment on Ice fishing today for what will probably be the last time this century 2 weeks ago:
Honestly I wouldn’t know, I live in Los Angeles and am just going off things I’ve seen in the past about ice fishing shacks in like Minnesota and Canada. Meanwhile I’ve got flowers blooming in my garden on plants that have had enough water for the first time in their lives.
- Comment on Ice fishing today for what will probably be the last time this century 2 weeks ago:
It’s January, you should be able to drive a truck on the ice. Climate change
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Too disgusting.
Maybe invite Melania to rent a house there, she’s pretty good at evading Donald.
- Comment on conditional soap 2 weeks ago:
For the pants, it’s partly the hip/waist ratio and partly the extra bunchy fabric in the crotch region.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Condoms are cool, all the ladies love a man who uses condoms.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
It sounds like fun but having gone through it for a couple of years, it’s not. There’s times of abstinence and times when it’s all about impregnation, not spontaneity or fun. She’s constantly watching her cycle, and every period is extra depressing. And that’s not counting any infertility treatments like hormones fucking with emotions. Our now-adult offspring are amazing and I’m glad we did it, but it wasn’t just “fuck a lot.”
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Look into freezing sperm now while you’re young and it’s squirmy and spermy and healthy. Then you can get the snip (or the no-snip method) and when you do want kids you won’t be ruining your sex life with scheduled sessions. She can get inseminated when the ultrasound shows an ovum is waiting and it’ll have a better chance of conception. Go in with her if you can and she’s comfortable with that. Just as you will for the birth.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
The woman should be ABLE and ALLOWED to protect herself against pregnancy, yes, but the responsibility isn’t all hers. Every unwanted pregnancy starts with sperm. Her ovum was just sitting there, innocently drifting down the fallopian tube, staying inside her body.
Any man who doesn’t accept his full responsibility for preventing pregnancy, or for the consequences of a pregnancy occurring, is a shit.
Female-centered methods that are invasive like IUDs or rely on hormones like the Pill have common side effects like intense pain, personality changes, increased stroke and heart attack risk. The only reason women tolerate them is because the consequences of pregnancy are higher for them. The side effects of vasectomy are temporary pain and bruising, and sperm granuloma. Sperm quality diminishes quite slowly and sperm can be frozen beforehand, so it’s still possible to father a wanted child.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
You could get a vasectomy…
- Comment on The forbidden fourth leche 2 weeks ago:
Oh I love that idea!
- Comment on The forbidden fourth leche 2 weeks ago:
It’s usually dulce de leche (caramel) but sometimes coconut milk. There’s a bakery in my area that does Cinco de Leche as a special for Cinco de Mayo. They also do a Mango tres leches. Yes, I’m going to go check them out this weekend…
- Comment on Is this even a question? 2 weeks ago:
Fiege, Waldron, are you listening? You need this scene.
Although to be fair the Waffle House staff would more likely be on the same side as the Avengers. Save their asses with a chair to Thanos’ head or something.
- Comment on big-tiddy goth birbs beware 3 weeks ago:
What about poverty-stricken big tiddy goth birbs? According to the tiny words, they’re safe.
- Comment on Avocado toast time 4 weeks ago:
Two is enough avocados to share, if someone brought tortilla chips and someone brought salsa
- Comment on Happy late Christmas 4 weeks ago:
Whose mom, red sweater kid’s? Oh, so it’s his own imaginary friend that he doesn’t get along with. And she’s crying because… her child is insane? Or because he’s mean… Okay.
