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• DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  seriously who touches others food to flirt?!

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Flirty people in movies.

    Real people in relationships.

    Weirdos who deserve to have their reheated fast food burger smashed.

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    • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It’s one of those things that works in movies because it’s something you can get away with if you’re incredibly attractive. There’s a whole stock images category involving girls licking their fingers, mostly in a seductive style. But, in the real world, it’s something you do with your husband or long-term partner, not a random cow-orker.

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    • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      LOL my partner is a germaphobe and would be very upset if I touched his food. I’ll cook it, sure, but I sure as fuck wouldn’t poke his food with my bare hands randomly at dinner.

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  • Soup@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It wasn’t flirting, but this ADHD positive girl I was crushing on(and was crushing on me) once absentmindedly stuck the tip of her finger in a full glass of water in front of her to ask whose it was and I had to desperately fight falling in love right then and there.

    Now, that was an accident born of silly brain vs purposefully fucking with someone’s food so I understand the difference, but I really like my story so…

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    • adhocfungus@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’m going to start doing this now. Total power move.

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    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      and I had to desperately fight falling in love right then and there

      but why?

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  • whimsy@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Fake and gay

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  • SweetPomegranate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I could hear this image.

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      “In front of my salad!?”

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    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      i only hear the asmr version

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• PlaidBaron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  ITT: people taking a shitpost from 4chan seriously.

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I made this greentext with photoshop in response to this post

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  • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You can discuss the events of a story, and the relative morality and social etiquette of the characters in it, even if the whole thing is entirely fiction. Functionally, it makes no difference if it really happened or it didn’t. Sometimes that matters, but here is doesn’t. You don’t know these people, you’ll never meet these people, and there’s no real-world effect of discussing this story (except maybe someone learns not to touch somebody else’s food?).

    Fuck it, you could be a bot programmed to complain about people taking shitposts seriously. I could be an AI created to respond to your prompts to try to convince you not to complain about fabricated stories. This entire interaction could be four bots engaged in a learning exercise in a simulated online forum. Or maybe it was all a dream the whole time.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Fuck it, you could be a bot programmed to complain about people taking shitposts seriously.

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    • PlaidBaron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Now thats a good shitpost comment. You get it.

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    • Gold_E_Lox@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      wow! congratulations! you figured out social media is pretty much useless and entertainment is pointless! this guy is smart because he thinks is a worthless endeavour, and i was really starting to base my whole morality system on this shitpost, thanks for steering me in the right direction! :D

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Fuck 4chan

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• DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Poll: VPN user voting is not allowed.

  Ok bye.

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yeah I thought I disabled that, but apparently not. Silly that that seems to be the default

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    • DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Enter my answer “I deserve to be able to opt out of taking this poll” for me pls.

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• uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This sounds like the kind of flirting I’d expect after seeing '80s and '90s teen angst movies. In retrospect screenwriters just don’t understand how humans interact, or rather they just don’t care and go for madcap antics instead.

  I’m way neurodivergent, and was completely unaware of human interaction, so I was looking at Pretty in Pink and St. Elmo’s Fire (etc. etc.) trying to decipher how all that works.

  I became sexually active at 26 after folks from the kink community noticed my nerdy vibe, and they schooled me in some basic human interaction. (Note that I matrix-dodged a barrage of incel-to-fascist pipeline bullets thanks to some amazing strokes of fortune.)

  After the fact, in recollection, I realized then that a lot of women in my young adult life were signalling me and I never knew.

  I also realized my aunt was totally hitting on me when I was sixteen. That’s all sorts of awkward to reconcile.

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  • vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Note that I matrix-dodged a barrage of incel-to-fascist pipeline bullets

    Here goes my hero

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    • bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

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    • CoolMatt@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Aim for the bushes

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    • Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’m glad they got strokes too

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  • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “I became sexually active at 26 after folks from the kink community noticed my nerdy vibe, and they schooled me in some basic human interaction.”

    Solidarity fist bump. My own experience was somewhat different, but there is the common ground of learning communication skills on a lag, and learning from a niche community of lovely weirdos

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  • uniquethrowagay@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s exactly my experience, minus the creepy aunt and the kink community. My girlfriend is the exact same and I still don’t know how we managed a first kiss. I wouldn’t miss it for the world now, though.

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Anyone who sticks their hands in my food uninvited is not someone I would like a relationship with.

  Respect boundaries.

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• Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It’s not weird to touch other people’s food everyone does it just for fun. Go to your neighbor’s house and touch their food and you can laugh together.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    ngl, I usually touch my own food, not sure how to eat it otherwise

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    • Zron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I simply unhinge my jaw and let it slide down my throats.

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Well, given your username, I’m no longer sure whether I should allow my guts and food to interact.

      I’m also curious whether you made a typo and were too stubborn to correct it, whether it was intentional, or whether I’m imagining the whole thing.

      Honestly, I have so few people in my life that finding out one (or more) were a figment of imagination is a genuine phobia of mine. I’ve freaked out my wife by debating that there’s no way I can be certain she’s real. (Though the evidence does support it.)

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Girl tries flirting by biting lip

  <thinking…>

  I use arch btw

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  • FrederikNJS@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Upper lip or lower lip?

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    • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Does the distro depend on it

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Her own, or his?

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  • Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    you ever moderated an online forum, big guy? Yeah, I bet you have.

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  • MintyAnt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    But do you actually use arch?

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    • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      no :( ubuntu or fedora. I am not worthy leaves in shame

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Sploosh

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• SweetPomegranate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m not sure if the guy was trying to protect his virginity, or if he was genuinely bothered by the damn bitch constantly touching his food. I’d be annoyed too if someone kept sticking their hand in my food every single day.

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  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’d be annoyed too if someone kept sticking their hand in my food every single day.

    i’d say it depends on how hot they are, honestly

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    • petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yeah, I met a girl who was 40 once who stuck her fingers in my soup and that was not hot at all because she didn’t say anything about that being in kelvin which really ruined my too-hot-and-spicy ramen but it ended up working out because I actually wanted just-warm-and-spicy ramen anyway.

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    • SweetPomegranate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You mean how hot is the food right?

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• marighost@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Instead, he smashes my burger to bits without even looking away from his coffee, just stares at me
  Without looking away from his coffee
  Just stares at me

  how he do that

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    She forgot to mention his lazy eye

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  • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    She was lounging in his coffee cup like it was a hot tub.

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  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    She is his coffee

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    • usernamefactory@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Is this that feminist riddle again?

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• merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Touching his food” can run the gamut between:

  Take one of his potato chips and eat it

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  Stick my thumb in his soup

  If a friend or family member took one of my potato chips and ate it, I’d probably be fine with it. At worst I’d be a little annoyed. If an acquaintance or cow-orker did that it would be a little more strange, but not the end of the world. But, the other end of the spectrum is much weirder.

  Grabbing a potato chip, if done carefully, will mean not touching anything else. Any dirt or germs on the toucher’s hands aren’t going to get spread around the rest of the food, but touching a liquid or something with sauce on it is different. IMO, touching someone’s pasta is definitely on the germ-spreading end of the scale.

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I can’t respond to your other comment bc snooggums is banned from my instance

    It’s one of those things that works in movies because it’s something you can get away with if you’re incredibly attractive. There’s a whole stock images category involving girls licking their fingers, mostly in a seductive style. But, in the real world, it’s something you do with your husband or long-term partner, not a random cow-orker.

    I think this is what people aren’t understanding. Someone who does this repeatedly surely must have learned that it’s okay/works from a history of doing it, so they’re probably very attractive. I’m pretty confident that most normies would react much more playfully/positively than the responses in the comments here if an incredibly attractive person did this to them

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    • michaelmrose@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Attractiveness is both subjective and situational and people are often terrible at judging their subjective attractiveness to particular others.

      There are also lots of reasons not to want to be persued starting with being in a relationship

      Also peoples attitude towards germs and hygiene varies wildly.

      The greatest sin of this comment is to suppose that because someone does something it makes sense even in their own subjective context. People are both weird and stupid.

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    • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I disagree, you don’t scratch your own butthole with your tongue unless you’re a cat.

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• ConstantPain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That’s a copypasta reference of another post from the guy’s perspective.

  From his perspective, she is just a weird coworker who likes to touch his food, and he gets tired of telling her off.

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    liar

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    • Zuriz@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      In the description sh.itjust.works/post/42168198

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• troyunrau@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This is not flirting. It is socially maladjusted behaviour. Just because it has worked before doesn’t mean it is a good idea.

  Pickup artists do all kinds of stupid shit that works that isn’t socially acceptable either.

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• mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I like it when these little dramas align on the front page:

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• grue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Fake: you said yourself that you made it with photoshop

  Gay: “Femanons?” Female 4chan users? I don’t think they exist.

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• realitista@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I didn’t have to go past femanon to know that this was fake.

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• TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The correct response is obviously to demand to lick her finger to get your sauce back

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• 90s_hacker@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  How are we so sure bro wasn’t just flirting back?

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  • nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Because he was smashing the burger, not femanon.

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• jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I use Debian fyi

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• Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Fake: well obviously

  Gay: almost certainly written by a guy

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• ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Only on Lemmy, is one of the options “I use Arch”.

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• gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  flirting? at the workplace? at this time and age?

  have you all not heard about the drama that is going to happen these days because of “sexual harassment”?

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  • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s illegal

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• abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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• tungsten5@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  My brother did this to me once. Not because I was trying to fuck by touching his food, he did it just to fuck with me.

  Hey Tungsten5, watch this

  Punches the fuck out of my macdons burger, flattening it

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  you don’t fuck with moms spaghetti.

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• MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  More fake crap.

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    no this is real

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    • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It just needs to be better lies is all I’m sayin.

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  • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Why would anyone lie on the internet?

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    • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Boobies?

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  A story that practically glows in the dark with “That Happened” particles.

  Definitely a real event that really happened and not some sort of weird incel power fantasy. Only thing missing was a bit at the end where everyone clapped.

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  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    OP has said they made it in Photoshop, Sherlock.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This is about this

      You don’t need photoshop to make a shitpost on 4chan.

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• MITM0@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Deserved, you don’t mess with people’s food PERIOD

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• DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    ty for your service

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  context for those not seeing it.

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    ty for your service

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