CoolMatt
@CoolMatt@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Anon walks home in the city at 2 AM 4 days ago:
Sorry, I’m stupid. I’ll try to be more acute from now on
- Comment on Anon walks home in the city at 2 AM 4 days ago:
Going home wearing a hoodie is unwelcome?
- Comment on Anon meets up with a girl 4 days ago:
Asking for a friend, where do I find these onlyfans girls irl
- Comment on Anon doesn't tip 1 week ago:
I would love to agree. Unfortunately this just circles us back to what ObjectivelyIncarnate said above me
- Comment on Anon doesn't tip 1 week ago:
You said it yourself, it’s the system not the customers. As long as we keep chasing our tails trying to blame the customer base instead of the real problem, the ones profiting keep laughing.
- Comment on Anon doesn't tip 1 week ago:
Amd you think the customer is the asshole because the system works.
- Comment on Why do some men dis other men who sit to pee? (& follow-up questions) 4 weeks ago:
Why didn’t my comment show each bullet point on a different line like I had typed it
- Comment on Why do some men dis other men who sit to pee? (& follow-up questions) 4 weeks ago:
Oh, that filthy cunt can think she can try…
- Comment on Why do some men dis other men who sit to pee? (& follow-up questions) 4 weeks ago:
Oh no the dog!!😲
- Comment on Why do some men dis other men who sit to pee? (& follow-up questions) 4 weeks ago:
Nobody is forcing anyone
- Comment on Why do some men dis other men who sit to pee? (& follow-up questions) 4 weeks ago:
I jusg imagined someone sitting to pee off a cliff, thanks.
- Comment on Why do some men dis other men who sit to pee? (& follow-up questions) 4 weeks ago:
I sit to pee because my dick is pierced so now I have two pee holes. If i have nothing in, I can plug the hole and stand. Besides that, sometimes I’m not in the mood to stand, sometimes I’m not in the mood to undo my pants and take them down.
-I spend 15 minutes every morning shitting and pissing and then shitting some more, so I stay seated for the entire feature presentation. -I’m groggy every fucjin morning -it’s a little dirty and hairy, I try to clean once a week but my back hurts so sometimes I’m just like fuuuuuuuuck that. Sometimes I find piss stains on the underside of the toilet seat and wonder how that got there while I clean it
- eating, sleeping, shitting and farting
- Comment on I'd have to hear her argument, but... 4 weeks ago:
So was I! I’m having a good time here, you having a good time?
- Comment on I'd have to hear her argument, but... 4 weeks ago:
Ahhh that makes sense. Thank you for this explanation, I appreciate it very much.
- Comment on I'd have to hear her argument, but... 4 weeks ago:
Oh, okay i figured that much but wasnt sure
- Comment on I'd have to hear her argument, but... 4 weeks ago:
As someome who is fucking stupid, what ghe hell is a gut biome and why would 50% of the world population disappearing affect it at all? And why would people be power blasting their bathrooms with diarrhea
- Comment on Ok boomer 5 weeks ago:
Yeah, wish they’d do that too.
- Comment on Ok boomer 5 weeks ago:
Because the store is packed, they only have 2 cashiers on shift and I want to go home.
- Comment on a few centuries 1 month ago:
Yes, all of that. In that order.
- Comment on Very thankful 1 month ago:
Thankful for not having a lot of money, meaning such a expense would be negligible?
- Comment on That explains it. 1 month ago:
Siiiigh, sounds like I’m gonna have to join Instagram again…
- Comment on 2 Kinds 2 months ago:
No, it’s 7, 2, 3
- Comment on Never store gerbils up your ass, we went over this! 2 months ago:
I gave a couple of those a spin. But of course almost any chair feels still somewhat okay to sit in for 5 minutes.
What’s the deal with them?
- Comment on Never store gerbils up your ass, we went over this! 2 months ago:
I’ll check that out, thanks!
- Comment on Never store gerbils up your ass, we went over this! 2 months ago:
I fucking hate my Milberget chair from Ikea. I was there a few weeks ago checking out chairs and didn’t find a single one that waw comfortible. Which one do you have?
- Comment on Never store gerbils up your ass, we went over this! 2 months ago:
Yeah, you know, his bullshithole
- Comment on Anon drinks milk 3 months ago:
Those actually come divided into 3 more bags inside that bag. So even weirder
- Comment on Anon drinks milk 3 months ago:
Not just Dr Pepper, but diet Dr Pepper was an important detail. For some reason I got a little bit of enjoyment out of reading that
- Comment on What is the secret to making LED light bulbs last as long as the package says? 3 months ago:
I once bought a test bulb cheap off Primecables. The colour was shit and the bulb turned on 5 minutes later after being turned off in the app. Threw it out a day after installing, and bought Phillips Wizz. 2 years later my whole apartment is full of them, no issues whatsoever. 15$/bulb but worth it imo. Much more reasonable buy than Hue.
- Comment on "they say this house is haunted. I've been living here for the past 430 years and haven't seen a ghost yet" 3 months ago:
Guess we’re all ghosts