CoolMatt

@CoolMatt@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon meets a girl at a wedding⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahh. Thanks for the correction!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon meets a girl at a wedding⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh! I thought that was once removed. Did I get the two mixed up?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon meets a girl at a wedding⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In the country this post was most lilely typed, your second cousin is the cousin of your mom or dad. That’s what’s weird of that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone else think the NYPD photos of the UHC CEO shooting suspect don’t match?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe they used decoys to throw off the investigation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great opening movie shot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This dude over here using the DK mode cheat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a nostalgic gamer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I, too, read it as such.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon walks home in the city at 2 AM⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, I’m stupid. I’ll try to be more acute from now on

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon walks home in the city at 2 AM⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Going home wearing a hoodie is unwelcome?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon meets up with a girl⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Asking for a friend, where do I find these onlyfans girls irl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't tip⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would love to agree. Unfortunately this just circles us back to what ObjectivelyIncarnate said above me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't tip⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You said it yourself, it’s the system not the customers. As long as we keep chasing our tails trying to blame the customer base instead of the real problem, the ones profiting keep laughing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't tip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Amd you think the customer is the asshole because the system works.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do some men dis other men who sit to pee? (& follow-up questions)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why didn’t my comment show each bullet point on a different line like I had typed it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do some men dis other men who sit to pee? (& follow-up questions)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, that filthy cunt can think she can try…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do some men dis other men who sit to pee? (& follow-up questions)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no the dog!!😲

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do some men dis other men who sit to pee? (& follow-up questions)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody is forcing anyone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do some men dis other men who sit to pee? (& follow-up questions)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I jusg imagined someone sitting to pee off a cliff, thanks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do some men dis other men who sit to pee? (& follow-up questions)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I sit to pee because my dick is pierced so now I have two pee holes. If i have nothing in, I can plug the hole and stand. Besides that, sometimes I’m not in the mood to stand, sometimes I’m not in the mood to undo my pants and take them down.

  -I spend 15 minutes every morning shitting and pissing and then shitting some more, so I stay seated for the entire feature presentation. -I’m groggy every fucjin morning -it’s a little dirty and hairy, I try to clean once a week but my back hurts so sometimes I’m just like fuuuuuuuuck that. Sometimes I find piss stains on the underside of the toilet seat and wonder how that got there while I clean it

  • eating, sleeping, shitting and farting
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd have to hear her argument, but...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So was I! I’m having a good time here, you having a good time?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd have to hear her argument, but...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahhh that makes sense. Thank you for this explanation, I appreciate it very much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd have to hear her argument, but...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, okay i figured that much but wasnt sure

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd have to hear her argument, but...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As someome who is fucking stupid, what ghe hell is a gut biome and why would 50% of the world population disappearing affect it at all? And why would people be power blasting their bathrooms with diarrhea

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok boomer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, wish they’d do that too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok boomer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Because the store is packed, they only have 2 cashiers on shift and I want to go home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a few centuries⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, all of that. In that order.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very thankful⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thankful for not having a lot of money, meaning such a expense would be negligible?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That explains it.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Siiiigh, sounds like I’m gonna have to join Instagram again…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2 Kinds⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No, it’s 7, 2, 3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never store gerbils up your ass, we went over this!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I gave a couple of those a spin. But of course almost any chair feels still somewhat okay to sit in for 5 minutes.

  What’s the deal with them?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never store gerbils up your ass, we went over this!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll check that out, thanks!