CoolMatt
@CoolMatt@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Missing cold pizza 2 weeks ago:
I see, the four flavours on your plate each get paired up with another.
I, a 170lb 6’2" dude , have to choose one carb over the other because I can’t stomach both, but I notice it’s common for menu items to have toast on the side of another type of grain, so I figured it must be for a reason
- Comment on Missing cold pizza 2 weeks ago:
Sorry I spelled hashbrowns wrong.
Let me rephrase; why do you like both toast AND hashbrowns?
- Comment on Missing cold pizza 2 weeks ago:
Pancakes, eggs, bacon, OJ, milk. Everywhere I go out for breakfast, I to look for the closest thing on the menu to this.
- Comment on Missing cold pizza 2 weeks ago:
Just curious about why you need toast AND pancakes, not just one or the other?
- Comment on The Paradox of Blackmarket Wired Bluetooth Apple headphones. 3 weeks ago:
Or next thing ya know, it turns out the brick has bluetooth too and is required to connect to the phone in order to charge it during normal use, so OP’d have to pair it with the phone as well in order to power the headphones, further reinforcing the locals.
- Comment on The Paradox of Blackmarket Wired Bluetooth Apple headphones. 3 weeks ago:
I would love to see the looks on their poor faces when they witness this.
- Comment on Do 9-5 jobs still exist in the U.S.? 4 weeks ago:
Not US, but Canada. I don’t work a desk job, but but drive around doing work out of a van full of tools, with ladders on top.
Most days I can do 6-2, 7-3, 8-4, 9-5, how ever I want… After 8 hrs I get over time. After 12 hrs is double time.
Lunch is paid.
Usually I set an alarm, either get up, or snooze a bit, and find myself on the job site sometime between 7 and 8 put in 8 hrs of work that day, and go home unless we get busy and something comes up, and the over time is there if I want it. I take it more often than not. It pays off come Christmas time as a pay bonus
- Comment on My RuneScape-inspired fitness RPG, WalkScape, has a new Closed Beta wave starting one June 1st! 4 weeks ago:
69
- Comment on Speed 1 month ago:
It’s when you pop a minty gum in your mouth and chew it. You’ve accelerated your breath.
- Comment on unlimited power 2 months ago:
Ezcept that’s the engine part of the generator, which is the part that spins the alternator, ahich ge erates electricity.
So you’re just attaching a make spinny part to another make spinny part, which cancel each other out so the cat just remains stationary as long as the engine runs.
- Comment on Anon misses a potential match 2 months ago:
I’m 6’2" 165lbs with an 80k/year job and this story could’ve very well been about me
So I guess what I’m trying to say is, he’s either the fattest man you’ve ever seen, or has ADHD and is socially awkward, which are both also apparently just as unnattractive to women
It’s okay though I met my gf IRL and she’s just as scatter brained and awkward as me.
- Comment on Whoops 2 months ago:
I turn screws as part of my job and can’t eait to try this
- Comment on Anon learns about nuts 2 months ago:
And here my dumb ass was thinking legumes were a fancy word for nut
- Comment on PROOF 2 months ago:
Hmm, sure sounds flat.
- Comment on Anon learns about nuts 2 months ago:
TIL peanuts don’t grow from a tree lol
- Comment on Derps of Tiktok 2 months ago:
This is why I love Patches for shining light on unknown artists
- Comment on Derps of Tiktok 2 months ago:
Wait, it’s like this is some sort of joke or circle jerk because two people made the exact same “who tf is…” comment, just with different names.
- Comment on Homer 2 months ago:
“I’m gonna touch these high voltage wires because I’M HOMER SIM-”…
- Comment on "I wish you well in your future endeavors" 3 months ago:
And using three periods instead of one comma