I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple

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• MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨53⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I’m in the enjoy both club. Fuck y’all that don’t enjoy a well crafted “Hawaiian” asshole… it’s all about the edges😜

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• obinice@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  omg u didn’t censor the bad word enough and now my mum is mad

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  • hotshotgotrhymes@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    don’t worry I’ll call her down

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• mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  People do know that you poop with your asshole?

  But I was gross when I licked the inside of my own ellbow. smh.

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• zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why would anyone censor asshole and not pineapple?

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Idiot if you ask me

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• SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The trick is to have pineapple that has been carmelized. If it’s just canned and thrown on top it ain’t the same.

  You can get creative and soak your pineapple too. Add a bit of heat it.

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• ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What does that censored part say? a66boles? It’s just so well censored that it’s impossible to tell

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• Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ok, butt hear me out. Pineapple pizza on assholes!

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  • MrFappy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I feel as though that would taste like shit…

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    • Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Better than pineapple pizza then?

      :P

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• iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What does it say under that tiny ass line? Good thing it’s censored so effectively.

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We’ll never know

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• Lembot_0004@discuss.online ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Be especially vigilant near pizza.

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• motor_spirit@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I order goatse pizzas with the pineapple in the gape kaleidoscope, real upper management shit 🖇️

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• gilgameth@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pineapple goes on pizza just like tongues go into assholes*

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• artifex@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fun fact: the protein-digesting enzyme bromelain is found in pineapples. So in some sense, while you're eating the pineapple, the pineapple is eating you . Do with that what you will.

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  • AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I love getting eaten by pineapple, personally.

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