JimVanDeventer

@JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨M'ananas⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Why am I so angry it isn’t a pineapple?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking the generational barriers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t get it. Now I do. Still, use that bacon grease in place of butter. Maybe add less salt. Now you gentlemen gonna buy some wigs or ain’t ya?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking the generational barriers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess they have been trained to not value valuable things so they can buy new things to serve that same purpose? I stayed with someone who threw away all the white part of his leeks because that was all just root and they once touched dirt or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking the generational barriers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  If you aren’t the kind of person who eats bacon to get that bacon fat from in the first place, feel free to ignore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking the generational barriers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you the same people complaining about increasing food prices who are also throwing away the best part? The bacon is the byproduct. People! Save this grease and use it when another recipe calls for butter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mayo von Nnaise

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everybody poops⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is my poophole. It was made for

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm down⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Question for the pedants: should it be radiation venom?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Protection⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The cage is to protect it from flying balls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is my post-hypnotic trigger phrase.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what is north?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let my Duolingo streak expire cos I don't want to give them any more AI training for free and this popped up 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Interesting. Is it going to work offline?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what is north?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The peninsula is considered the north side. So the location of the shipwreck is south of South America.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You really have to reach back to remember how THIS worked in your car⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They are still around. They even come in Bluetooth flavour now so you don’t need the cord.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This meme goes way back⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I, too, make men hard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pope⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The sound of the tree was actually made by thr lorax⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I felled that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would this list look like for your generation?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pumpkin?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The XCOM Complete Humble Bundle is an awesome deal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I already got it from Humble, back when they still did DRM-free bundles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Believe It Or Not, Black Licorice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Smell changed way more than taste. Most things now just smell like alien farts.

  The flavour has changed for me. I adore Jägermeister now, too. Actually I enjoy a lot of “herbal” flavours since.

  I know the smell of burning rubber from the before time. I kind of imagine this new flavour like biting into a soft and chewy that. Plus flower petals or whatever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An oldie but a goodie⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to have some whiskey stones until I got tired of taking a pile of rocks to the face.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Believe It Or Not, Black Licorice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Right, like I can’t explain the flavours I am accustomed to. And I can’t even explain the new one (neither before nor after). But like… good hell/bad hell? I’m going with good hell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Believe It Or Not, Black Licorice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ask?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Believe It Or Not, Black Licorice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I never used to like it. Then I got COVID. My taste and smell died and were resurrected one Easter morning, but all weird-like. Now I love black liquorice. Tastes like eating a tire but in a good way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Die Bart! Die!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Kill Bart! Kill Bart! Kill, Bart! Kill, Bart!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*aliens*⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have not thought of Manic Street Preachers in decades.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you believe it?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Deezmember

  Gottem!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you believe it?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tigers 🐅 🐯⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you, evolution, for allowing me to see orange so I can get an head start and outrun a mother fucking tiger!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's about that time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Those vanilla pods will be lovely in the banana bread. But where are the bananas?