Ask him what kind of nursing home he wants to be abandoned at.
Anon shares a family moment
Submitted 23 hours ago by cm0002@piefed.world to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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MehBlah@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Y’all are way more generous and less petty than I’d be tempted to be.
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
A cardboard box can qualify as a nursing home as long as it’s staffed by enough care roaches.
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
“Nursing home for gay ass removeds who weren’t accepting of their child’s sexuality.”
bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Tell him it’s hereditary and that he must have the genes? Lol
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Tell him this. Homosexuality can develop later in life if you’re not accepting of gay people. In an effort to protect you from gayness, your homofobic body will develop gay antibodies, in time these will alter your DNA by consuming your straight cells and turning you into a big ol’ gay. The only way to prevent this from happening is to be open and welcoming towards all gay people.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
I sucked a guys’s dick to build immunity aginst gayness, did I do this right?
(I’m kidding lol, I’m still virgin)
El_guapazo@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
He got those good genes like that pants ad
Zannsolo@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Just bide your time and wait for him to say that went by fast or time flies and hit him back with a hard f-word.
AppleTea@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
call him a square
stoy@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
I have heard that it is hip to be square, though I am not sure that it is cool to be hip these days
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 18 minutes ago
Who among us ඞ can say what shape is best? We are all equally humbled by the unknowable geometry of cromulence. Topology is destiny, but Huey Lewis is old News.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 43 minutes ago
I’m pretty sure it’s still hip to be cool though.
heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 7 hours ago
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 hours ago
Q: What does that say about dad watching fishing on tv rather than doing it for real on the water?
A: The man has sucked every dick in town.
halvar@lemy.lol 23 hours ago
fake: anon has any relationship with his dad whatsoever
gay: gay
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
Thank God those are separated incidents, otherwise this would be both fake and gay.
diptchip@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Honestly wouldn’t acknowledge his existence. A younger version of myself would refuse to believe this was a true story and that people are like that. Now, I’m wise enough to choose my battles. Some people just aren’t worth your time.
EldenLord@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
People like Anon‘s dad are the reason why earth is still such a backward hillbilly place. Irrational disdain for harmless things like queerness, meanwhile actual problems and crimes like global warming, PFAS usage, genocide and corruption from top government officials.
Fun fact: Humans are less socially intelligent than apes.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
I’m from a family of immigrants, my parents complain about immigration.
Bitch, WE ARE IMMIGRANTS 🤦♂️
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
Peak “fuck you, got mine”. Same with my grandparents. Grandpa was also notoriously racist. I laughed so hard when some genome sequencing revealed a ton of sub-Saharan genes in that side of the family. My dad was about 25% African and Grandpa was hella dark. Now how could that be…?
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
I have two half-Thai cousins (Floridians, naturally) whose mother was a Thai immigrant, and they love to bitch about immigrants (as does my white uncle, who brought this Thai immigrant to the US from Thailand). Neither looks Thai, but one looks generically Central American and the other looks Japanese and they got abused growing up for that. It’s really wild to me how this gave them no empathy at all for the shit immigrants have to endure; instead they do their best to be caricatures of white people.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Just to have an ackshoolly moment: humans are apes. If you mean humans are less socially intelligent than gorillas, male gorillas tend to do stuff like killing all the children fathered by the previous silverback. Human stepfathers at least sometimes don’t do that.
EldenLord@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
I meant apes as in great apes, but you‘re right, humans are included in the Hominidae superfamily. Gorillas almost only kill each other‘s children when the silverback dies and the group dissolves. Mostly because food becomes scarce then.
Meanwhile I have seen human parents neglect their children and steal their allowance to try and win a rare Labubu doll. So yeah I‘d argue that as a species, the apes still got their shit together better than humans. (Except chimpanzees obv.)
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 22 hours ago
Honestly, I think his dad is just a giant abusive piece of shit, who would just use any excuse to beat the shit out of his son.
Lauchmelder@feddit.org 22 hours ago
Interesting, I think this dad is completely imaginary, as is so often the case with greentexts
tetris11@feddit.uk 20 hours ago
Interesting, I think the father is an amalgamation of several real father responses summed into one
RedC@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
Hey, the jumper cables need to get some use
58008@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Homophobe father deserves a Nobel Prize if his proposed sexuality-based time dilation is reproducible under lab conditions.
Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Can the world move to FST until drumph, poutine, and bibi are in hell? That would be sweet. We can change back after, or not, both are good.
Etterra@discuss.online 5 hours ago
Warts will only come back unless you fix the root cause with the proper medical treatment. In this case, 9 out of 10 doctors recommend lead injection therapy.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
And his mom says nothing. Thanks for being a complicant piece of shit anon’s mom.
Aneb@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
My mom went a step further and told me I would never be in a happy and fulfilling relationship if I choose to date men
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
I can only assume she spoke from experience
Fourth@mander.xyz 13 hours ago
I wonder what he would say if you told him that it’s on him and must be in his blood too since he sired you.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
You think the dad doesn’t believe it’s a choice?
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Ive been called a homophonic idiot for saying this, but people who truly believe its a choice surely must be repressed bisexuals.
Im completely hetero, I know its not a choice because I don’t have the choice to go gay. I would have done really well as a gay too, ive had so many more men hitting on me than women. If I was bisexual, I would have the option to “go gay”, and would have been able to make that choice.
glorkon@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Get out of there as soon as you can. Always remember these moments. When your dad gets old and needs your help, tell him “only removeds need their sons to do stuff for them”.
Chivera@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Just have sex with your dad already. Remove the sexual tension.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Or at least a quick dadjob to help him release some tension
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 31 minutes ago
“Uunh, I’m cumming!”
“Hi, cumming. I’m dad.”
*splurt*
trk@aussie.zone 21 hours ago
Time flies when you’re a faggot
My sides
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 hours ago
I’m just confused what a bundle of sticks has to do with all of this.
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 15 hours ago
It’s such a stupid and nonsensical insult that I just love it
Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
No way, man, I don’t know where my day went! Wait, does that mean… ?
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 13 hours ago
The obvious answer is to invite over the biggest, burliest bear you can imagine, get him to befriend your dad and make your dad think you’ve finally made a “real man” friend, and then fuck the bear in the ass in front of dad. Assert dominance. Are you a faggot? Absolutely. Faggots can dominate the manliest of men.
blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
I haven’t been called a faggot before, but when I’ve been insulted in this sort of casual, out-of-nowhere way, I’ve found that responding with “go fuck yourself” in a calm tone of voice and then continuing my conversation to be effective.
lobut@lemmy.ca 17 hours ago
According to the right-wing, “oh what, you wanna outlaw comedy now? it’s just a joke you snowflake!”
If you’re not offended by the father’s comments, just change the offending word to whatever you are. If you think nothing’s wrong with it, it could be worth learning why
I got picked on a lot as a kid. What it did was make me hyper sensitive to other people’s insecurities. I would see you and think: weight, race, bad at school, has a crush on X. I’d memorize it and put it in my back pocket and just dig at someone when they’d take a shot at me. It was a horribly daunting way to live because you’re never really enjoying the moment.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
If it had been a joke the father could have said something like “Time flies when you’re a fairy”.
I know that wasn’t your point, but your first line made me realize that. It’s still fucked up, but if you have a good relationship and know what the person is ok with that could absolutely be mistaken for a bad joke. Instead he just said something idiotic.
I don’t participate (feels kind of gross), but I’ve seen people joke with each other using slurs about the other. But I’m not the language police I’m not going to tell people what they can and can’t say. But this wasn’t even something that could accidentally be mistaken as a joke. This was just someone looking for a way to respond with a slur.
lobut@lemmy.ca 15 hours ago
I agree with the banter with others. I do it with my friends. The thing is this … it has to go both ways and if they can’t jab back I usually give them a smile/hug and make sure they know I’m being a jerk. Like, they should be smiling after I take a jab at them.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 21 hours ago
Fake: anon spends time with his parents Gay: time flies for anon
graycube@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Go fishing until they are dead. Time will fly by.
mastod0n@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
I’m not saying you should break your dad’s nose but standing up to him like the kind of (toxic?) man he would accept would probably change his attitude.
Saleh@feddit.org 18 hours ago
What is he going to do? Call the cops and tell them he got roughed up by a f-word?
Revan343@lemmy.ca 16 hours ago
I mean yes, that’s exactly what the fucking coward would do
MML@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
It’ll all be over quickly, after all time flies when you’re a fag, can I get that on a hoodie?
ddplf@szmer.info 21 hours ago
just quit gaying bro
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
Why would you say something so hateful and divisive?
Please dm me your current location so we can take our shirts off and kiss
ddplf@szmer.info 20 hours ago
Oh you loatful little egotistical brat, shut it with this DM thing.
Why shouldn’t I just release this information right here, publically? You don’t like sharing, do you now?
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
“Good one, dad! Hey, would you mind just standing at the top of these stairs real quick?”
Zomg@piefed.world 19 hours ago
Start fishing, dad will be dead in no time.
Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 hours ago
Go fishing but come back with a full bucket of fish within an hour.
camelbeard@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Sorry bucket is full of seamen
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
The Dreamcast game with a voice over by Leonard Nimoy? Pretty sure copies of it are kinda expensive nowadays.
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 14 hours ago
bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 23 hours ago
Posts suck when anon is a faggot
craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 55 minutes ago
Call kesb