Honestly, I think his dad is just a giant abusive piece of shit, who would just use any excuse to beat the shit out of his son.
Anon shares a family moment
Submitted 5 weeks ago by cm0002@piefed.world to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 5 weeks ago
Lauchmelder@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
Interesting, I think this dad is completely imaginary, as is so often the case with greentexts
tetris11@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
Interesting, I think the father is an amalgamation of several real father responses summed into one
RedC@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Hey, the jumper cables need to get some use
MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Ask him what kind of nursing home he wants to be abandoned at.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Y’all are way more generous and less petty than I’d be tempted to be.
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
A cardboard box can qualify as a nursing home as long as it’s staffed by enough care roaches.
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
“Nursing home for gay ass removeds who weren’t accepting of their child’s sexuality.”
daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
And his mom says nothing. Thanks for being a complicant piece of shit anon’s mom.
Aneb@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
My mom went a step further and told me I would never be in a happy and fulfilling relationship if I choose to date men
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I can only assume she spoke from experience
58008@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Homophobe father deserves a Nobel Prize if his proposed sexuality-based time dilation is reproducible under lab conditions.
Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Can the world move to FST until drumph, poutine, and bibi are in hell? That would be sweet. We can change back after, or not, both are good.
Etterra@discuss.online 5 weeks ago
Warts will only come back unless you fix the root cause with the proper medical treatment. In this case, 9 out of 10 doctors recommend lead injection therapy.
trk@aussie.zone 5 weeks ago
Time flies when you’re a faggot
My sides
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
It’s such a stupid and nonsensical insult that I just love it
Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
No way, man, I don’t know where my day went! Wait, does that mean… ?
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 5 weeks ago
I’m just confused what a bundle of sticks has to do with all of this.
Chivera@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Just have sex with your dad already. Remove the sexual tension.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Or at least a quick dadjob to help him release some tension
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
“Uunh, I’m cumming!”
“Hi, cumming. I’m dad.”
*splurt*
EldenLord@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
People like Anon‘s dad are the reason why earth is still such a backward hillbilly place. Irrational disdain for harmless things like queerness, meanwhile actual problems and crimes like global warming, PFAS usage, genocide and corruption from top government officials.
Fun fact: Humans are less socially intelligent than apes.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I’m from a family of immigrants, my parents complain about immigration.
Bitch, WE ARE IMMIGRANTS 🤦♂️
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Peak “fuck you, got mine”. Same with my grandparents. Grandpa was also notoriously racist. I laughed so hard when some genome sequencing revealed a ton of sub-Saharan genes in that side of the family. My dad was about 25% African and Grandpa was hella dark. Now how could that be…?
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I have two half-Thai cousins (Floridians, naturally) whose mother was a Thai immigrant, and they love to bitch about immigrants (as does my white uncle, who brought this Thai immigrant to the US from Thailand). Neither looks Thai, but one looks generically Central American and the other looks Japanese and they got abused growing up for that. It’s really wild to me how this gave them no empathy at all for the shit immigrants have to endure; instead they do their best to be caricatures of white people.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Just to have an ackshoolly moment: humans are apes. If you mean humans are less socially intelligent than gorillas, male gorillas tend to do stuff like killing all the children fathered by the previous silverback. Human stepfathers at least sometimes don’t do that.
EldenLord@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I meant apes as in great apes, but you‘re right, humans are included in the Hominidae superfamily. Gorillas almost only kill each other‘s children when the silverback dies and the group dissolves. Mostly because food becomes scarce then.
Meanwhile I have seen human parents neglect their children and steal their allowance to try and win a rare Labubu doll. So yeah I‘d argue that as a species, the apes still got their shit together better than humans. (Except chimpanzees obv.)
glorkon@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Get out of there as soon as you can. Always remember these moments. When your dad gets old and needs your help, tell him “only removeds need their sons to do stuff for them”.
bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Tell him it’s hereditary and that he must have the genes? Lol
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Tell him this. Homosexuality can develop later in life if you’re not accepting of gay people. In an effort to protect you from gayness, your homofobic body will develop gay antibodies, in time these will alter your DNA by consuming your straight cells and turning you into a big ol’ gay. The only way to prevent this from happening is to be open and welcoming towards all gay people.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I sucked a guys’s dick to build immunity aginst gayness, did I do this right?
(I’m kidding lol, I’m still virgin)
El_guapazo@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
He got those good genes like that pants ad
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
Fake: anon spends time with his parents Gay: time flies for anon
lobut@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
According to the right-wing, “oh what, you wanna outlaw comedy now? it’s just a joke you snowflake!”
If you’re not offended by the father’s comments, just change the offending word to whatever you are. If you think nothing’s wrong with it, it could be worth learning why
I got picked on a lot as a kid. What it did was make me hyper sensitive to other people’s insecurities. I would see you and think: weight, race, bad at school, has a crush on X. I’d memorize it and put it in my back pocket and just dig at someone when they’d take a shot at me. It was a horribly daunting way to live because you’re never really enjoying the moment.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
If it had been a joke the father could have said something like “Time flies when you’re a fairy”.
I know that wasn’t your point, but your first line made me realize that. It’s still fucked up, but if you have a good relationship and know what the person is ok with that could absolutely be mistaken for a bad joke. Instead he just said something idiotic.
I don’t participate (feels kind of gross), but I’ve seen people joke with each other using slurs about the other. But I’m not the language police I’m not going to tell people what they can and can’t say. But this wasn’t even something that could accidentally be mistaken as a joke. This was just someone looking for a way to respond with a slur.
lobut@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
I agree with the banter with others. I do it with my friends. The thing is this … it has to go both ways and if they can’t jab back I usually give them a smile/hug and make sure they know I’m being a jerk. Like, they should be smiling after I take a jab at them.
ddplf@szmer.info 5 weeks ago
just quit gaying bro
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Why would you say something so hateful and divisive?
Please dm me your current location so we can take our shirts off and kiss
ddplf@szmer.info 5 weeks ago
Oh you loatful little egotistical brat, shut it with this DM thing.
Why shouldn’t I just release this information right here, publically? You don’t like sharing, do you now?
graycube@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Go fishing until they are dead. Time will fly by.
Zannsolo@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Just bide your time and wait for him to say that went by fast or time flies and hit him back with a hard f-word.
Fourth@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
I wonder what he would say if you told him that it’s on him and must be in his blood too since he sired you.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
You think the dad doesn’t believe it’s a choice?
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Ive been called a homophonic idiot for saying this, but people who truly believe its a choice surely must be repressed bisexuals.
Im completely hetero, I know its not a choice because I don’t have the choice to go gay. I would have done really well as a gay too, ive had so many more men hitting on me than women. If I was bisexual, I would have the option to “go gay”, and would have been able to make that choice.
Fourth@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
I don’t know exactly what he thinks or how his framework would be impacted by insinuating the “weakness” is from his genes. 🤷
mastod0n@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m not saying you should break your dad’s nose but standing up to him like the kind of (toxic?) man he would accept would probably change his attitude.
Saleh@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
What is he going to do? Call the cops and tell them he got roughed up by a f-word?
Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
I mean yes, that’s exactly what the fucking coward would do
blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I haven’t been called a faggot before, but when I’ve been insulted in this sort of casual, out-of-nowhere way, I’ve found that responding with “go fuck yourself” in a calm tone of voice and then continuing my conversation to be effective.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
The obvious answer is to invite over the biggest, burliest bear you can imagine, get him to befriend your dad and make your dad think you’ve finally made a “real man” friend, and then fuck the bear in the ass in front of dad. Assert dominance. Are you a faggot? Absolutely. Faggots can dominate the manliest of men.
heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
Taleya@aussie.zone 5 weeks ago
Go to your room? drop an “ok boomer”, this fucker sounds like he’d explode at it
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 weeks ago
Q: What does that say about dad watching fishing on tv rather than doing it for real on the water?
A: The man has sucked every dick in town.
Zomg@piefed.world 5 weeks ago
Start fishing, dad will be dead in no time.
RBWells@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I work with a guy who went through something similar. He is ok now, very out and happy with his orientation but still will talk about it, and when he goes home for holidays they still are unaccepting. He’s 40 something and they still have not come to terms with his gayness.
My daughter’s girlfriend literally started crying one day “you guys are so accepting of me” she practically lives here because her parents are not. WTF, parents? I don’t get this. I live my straight lady life, their lives are theirs, their sexual orientation has no effect on me, unless they like assholes, which they do not, all have great boy-or-girlfriends.
diptchip@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Honestly wouldn’t acknowledge his existence. A younger version of myself would refuse to believe this was a true story and that people are like that. Now, I’m wise enough to choose my battles. Some people just aren’t worth your time.
MML@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
It’ll all be over quickly, after all time flies when you’re a fag, can I get that on a hoodie?
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
“Good one, dad! Hey, would you mind just standing at the top of these stairs real quick?”
AppleTea@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
call him a square
stoy@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
I have heard that it is hip to be square, though I am not sure that it is cool to be hip these days
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Who among us ඞ can say what shape is best? We are all equally humbled by the unknowable geometry of cromulence. Topology is destiny, but Huey Lewis is old News.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
I’m pretty sure it’s still hip to be cool though.
Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Go fishing but come back with a full bucket of fish within an hour.
camelbeard@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Sorry bucket is full of seamen
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
The Dreamcast game with a voice over by Leonard Nimoy? Pretty sure copies of it are kinda expensive nowadays.
bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Posts suck when anon is a faggot
halvar@lemy.lol 5 weeks ago
fake: anon has any relationship with his dad whatsoever
gay: gay
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Thank God those are separated incidents, otherwise this would be both fake and gay.