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@trk@aussie.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel like there's been a sudden influx on new active aussie.zone users. Coincidence, or did something happen?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are donations still meeting costs? You say not monetising, but it shouldnt be a charity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel like there's been a sudden influx on new active aussie.zone users. Coincidence, or did something happen?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have literally never seen that bot in action. I saw a heap of deleted posts in a thread once, that was it.

  Whatever they’re doing to prevent it being obnoxious is working I reckon!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dibber dobber Donny: Trump tattletales on TV reporter⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Snitches get stitches, Taco

  🔪🌮

• The Evolution of Manaussie.zone ↗
  Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ to ⁨ausmemes@aussie.zone⁩ | ⁨1⁩ ⁨comment⁩
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Balls Clapped⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  stopping a carjacking

  Source?

  I am also not googling for big balls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AZ issues 16/8/25⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the worst kind of traffic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon shares a family moment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Time flies when you’re a faggot

  My sides

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is Banished⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Jokes that need explaining are famously the funniest type

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is the spellchecker in Firefox so abysmal?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s even got an Australian one, with Australian slang and swears. It’s amazing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every support thread on Reddit is literally this now⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I did the same.

  Reddit showed it didn’t give a fsck about my user experience with their banning of third party apps, but they still wanted to sell the content I put the effort in to providing.

  Screw you guys. You want to make money off hosting my words, whatever. But don’t stick a pineapple up my arse at the same time and expect me not to feel it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[OPEN SIGNUP] TorrentLeech.org (TL) open signups⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  TL is awesome, you definitely want in on this one.

  Member since 2008 😳

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pedro Pascal

  I’m sick of that bloke now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SNAIL PRO TIPS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen news stories for death by eating snails, slugs, and geckos. Also a butterfly that was crushed up and injected.

  I did a lot of stupid things as a young bloke, but never did eating random animals from the garden seem like a good idea - let alone injecting one???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US education⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It says a LOT about where your faith actually lies if you have to promote a false reality to justify it.

  But also;

  I am a Christian

  How do you reconcile these two viewpoints?

  “It’s all bollocks, but I still believe it.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anthony Albanese, Prime Minister of Australia's stance on Israel/Palestine⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Labor are being pretty gutless, but then again so is the whole world.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just went onto reddit to a intrest subreddit which happens to be NSFW and i got this, fuck reddit im glad i quit it.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If any service requires me to send a photo of myself to use it, I ain’t using it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bats the size of a small dog⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bats are cute as hell. Its a pity about the whole lyssa and hendra thing cause I’d love to give one a cuddle.

  When I was a young whipper snapper the school had a ranger out who had a bat that you could have crawl all over you. Stinky suckers, but so cute. I probably still have the photo in a box somewhere. Definitely dont think they’d be doing that these days heh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s quite a few roundabouts near us that have traffic lights that only function during busy traffic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be honest and admit that you see IT too⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do electricians know what a bin is?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We hired a sparkie to do dual trade, and fully expected our first lesson to be “how to use a broom”… Turns out he’s the neatest bloke we have! Has a vacuum he uses on every site when he’s finished, a mini leaf blower to clean up the work area if its outside, and uses the “cups with a drill bit through them” tools to do gyprock holes.

  Diamond in the rough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australian man arrested in Bali over alleged drug smuggling could face death penalty⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  On the one hand I’m against the death penalty, but on the other hand I’m sick of Australians going to Bali and being dickheads.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘The Wheel Of Time’ Canceled By Prime Video After 3 Seasons⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  zzz… so desperate to make it a racist comment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘The Wheel Of Time’ Canceled By Prime Video After 3 Seasons⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or the fact people from Two Rivers are often identified by their physical look and way they speak, but the TV series starts out with every person from their tiny isolated village being ethnically diverse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘The Wheel Of Time’ Canceled By Prime Video After 3 Seasons⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Give this a whirl:

  youtu.be/myFCGun_c-8

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Andor' Season 2 Debuts to Nielsen Viewership High With 721 Million Minutes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I want an unpopular advice - where to you legally get these shows as seamlessly as torrenting?

  You can’t, that’s why I pirate it all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘The Wheel Of Time’ Canceled By Prime Video After 3 Seasons⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I hated it from the first episode.

  They had amazing material to work with, all they had to do was adapt it to TV.

  A group of amateurs made an awesome Wheel Of Time episode with a budget of about $5 and an afternoon of shooting. Amazon should have just given them the money to do it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Look at Australia’: Trump ambushes South African president over ‘white genocide’ | Sydney Morning Herald⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude is completely unhinged

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla’s Remarkably Bad Quarter Is Even Worse Than It Looks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yo momma so ugly, when she bought a Tesla the stock price went up

  … This is a hilarious reference to the fact TSLA is a meme stock that makes no goddamn sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Go Private?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it possible to automate? I looked at the Lamington docs briefly and it looked like it uses a file to store config. Thought if the config file was a symlink it would make it easy to change config to be private / be public.

  Like this every 30 minutes or whatever.

  #!/bin/bash
  
  THRESHOLD=1.5
  
  CMD_HIGH="echo ln -sfn /blah/blah/config.json /blah/blah/config.json.private"
  CMD_LOW="echo ln -sfn /blah/blah/config.json /blah/blah/config.json.public"
  
  CPU_CORES=$(nproc)
  
  LOAD_15MIN=$(uptime | awk -F'[a-z]:' '{print $2}' | awk -F', ' '{print $3}' | tr -d ' ')
  
  if (( $(echo "$LOAD_15MIN > $THRESHOLD" | bc -l) )); then
      echo "[$(date)] High Load Detected - Current: $LOAD_15MIN, Threshold: $THRESHOLD"
      echo "[$(date)] Taking Lamington private........ "
      eval "$CMD_HIGH"
  else
      echo "[$(date)] Normal Load Detected - Current: $LOAD_15MIN, Threshold: $THRESHOLD"
      echo "[$(date)] Returning Lamington to public... "
      eval "$CMD_LOW"
  fi
  

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Go Private?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Random thought - can you toggle private instance reasonably simply? I know nothing about running a Lamington stall, but if its a JSON file is it possible to have two versions and update a symlink to the version you want to use at the time?

  The reason I ask is it would be pretty sneaky tricks to monitor server load and toggle to private when it exceeds a threshold for a fixed period of time, then toggle back (i.e. greater than 50% server load = private for the next 2 hours or whatever).

  Alternatively, I’ll just put my vote in for going private.