Text transcription

A photo of a letter, with the logo “The Chaser Weakly”, written ostensibly by “Anthony Albanese, Prime Minister of Australia”. The Australian government has always made it clear that we believe all innocent life matters, just not to the same degree obviously. Every Israeli and maybe one in every ten thousand or so Palestinians. Children are starving. After two years of aid and food being blocked to Gaza, we say that’s probably a bit too far and would like Israel to consider letting some through. Any talk of Israel adding new war crimes to their plans should be stopped. And not in the way that we said we ‘stopped’ arms trade with Israel but still let companies do it, we mean actually stopping the action. We want an immediate ceasefire involving the release of the hostages. If *Passive Voice* keeps refusing to sign one, we will be forced to introduce new sanctions on those who criticise Israel. Like the censure we handed down earlier this week. We say enough is enough and we hope those protesters outside our offices and inside the senate surrender soon. A two sate solution which involves recognising a Palestinian state has long had bipartisan support in Australia, except for when we voted against recognising a Palestinian state then kicked a woman out of our party for wanting to recognise Palestine… Then had the dirt unit publicly attack her. Australia is committed to a future where Israelis and Palestinians can live safely and freely. And until that day, we will do everything in our power to achieve that, besides taking any action at all. We hope that with statements like these we can see positive outcomes, in the form of headlines praising how it is stronger than our other statements. And one day be able to bring peace to the staffers who look after the complaints lines. 25 JULY 2025